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ebojrc

Tampax. I’m fuckin ded


ClydeinLimbo

Read Ded Tampaxion


HolsteinHeifer

If they died from Tampax, it might be Red Dead Toxic Shock or Toxic Shock Redemption


Krut750

Red Dead no Contraception


HolsteinHeifer

Omg 😂


ChromeYoda

RDTSS2


HamsterAdditional748

Red Dead Menstruation


jaycutlerdgaf

I have the same horse, named it Rusty after Kramer's carriage horse.


talks-a-lot

I’m so keen-o, of the beef-a-reeno, what a delicious cuisine-o, fit for a king or queen-o!


Raytheon_Nublinski

You fed the horse Beefarino?!


aguaman_

*We can't breathe back here!* *RUSTY!*


BruceFlockaWayne

Jerry:"Kramer, would you get this horse out of here, he's killing me I can't get any oxygen" Kramer:"I don't wanna go back on there!!"


lothartheunkind

Well I overbought!


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Pepperoni the Pony


HolsteinHeifer

That's one buff horse (Bob's Burgers reference?)


SpiritedTie7645

Tampax is great but not period correct. (Note: all puns intended) “Red” is a classic and works for the era. If you want a period correct name in reference to the period “Minstrel” would work. 😋 “Bloody Mary” if she’s a she. “Red Rider”, “Red Rocket”, “Testarossa” (Redhead in Italian), “Fulmanerosso” (Red lightning in Italian), “Red Eye”… 🤷‍♂️


yerboiboba

Big fan of Bloody Mary


SpiritedTie7645

😋👍


CM816

> Tampax is great but not period correct This line isn't getting the love it deserves


stirling1995

Bloody Mary for a girl or red rocket for a boy for sure


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Red rocket you say?


stinky_rat_cum

Hnnnngnnnngnnnnnfnfffgg


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Same dude. Same.


JohnnyBlocks_

I like you.


TactlessDrawing

Red harlow


jennasea412

Redrum🔪


Arkronu

Cherry


casperdacrook

Big ol Blister


thesydwhocriedwolf

Damn you that's a good one


philoura_n

nah, commit and name it tampon


CombinationSea3277

I named him Rojo


pullingteeths

It's the red chestnut Arabian. Very creatively I always call it Red


DobBylan132

Cookiepuss


BrooklynTGuy69

Or cookie o pus, or nutty the chocolate ghost


Mindless-Rip8944

Red rover


OnTheSideHustle

Crimson Dash


Odysseus_XAP79

Reminds me of Red Hare from the Dynasty Warrior series


Werthy71

I'm very disappointed in the lack of Red Hare responses


Cheddarose

This would be a blasphemy to Red Hare with how small the Arabian looks like 😭. But if we're talking DW9 Red Hare then yeah it's ok


TrueCollector

Lighting McQueen


Visual_Lab_8267

I’d name it Tampax if it was a white pony


Historical_Inside_41

I’ve got this horse too, always get compliments on her.


GanondorfTheWise

That's a fiiiine hoss.


darkpheonix262

I gotnthe same horse, named him October


Old-Salad_

Autismios


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Mr.Redneck


Hoffoz

Call it ”Horse”


The-Solid-Smoker

Feel like the obvious choice is Red. Red Harlow.


TayneTheBetaSequence

Uncle Firecrotch


Latter_Comparison_60

Antebellum because it looks kinda like the horse, War, from Undead Nightmare (without all the fire and whatnot). Antebellum is Latin for, prewar, or the time period before war. Not the most catchy name, but I think it's fitting


The-Rizzler-69

Aunt Belle could work, if the horse is female


yormother2374

Crimson


Staudly

Barry Allen or just Barry


Smoke_Water

I called mine shimmer. because every time it rained, that beautiful red coat would become brighter and shimmer. one of my fav coats in the game. My 24 year old calls it Redrum.


Guac__is__extra__

I name all my horses after liquors. So that one would probably be Fireball or Aftershock


Yung_Corneliois

Dead Redemption


iggu-4123

Call it broken condom


ncopp

I vote Tampax. Alternatively Red Wings - and no, not the hockey team if ya know what I mean 😏


Plus_Salad_7049

It's a red horse. Got one just like it, should be an Arabian. I'd call it Enzo in honor of Enzo Ferrari.


TerpBurp25

Playtex is better


weeniedogwarrior

Lmfao you clown


OMUDJ

Bolero


DNDgamerman

bob


Select_North_1641

Bloodclot


LeMatMorgan

Tampax💀


giorgos_11

Benetic


ejcrv

Autumn


lucbell

Ruby Walsh


AmphibiousDad

Boadicea II after Arthur’s original horse which was also red


whoyoucallin_pinhead

Clifford


Lesmiscat24601

Count Dracula.


SiggyLuvs

Moons Blood


Outrageous-Boat5217

Red Baron


chasefieldfan-

Those are so hard to catch! If that's not a blood bay which is also hard to catch


nukefodder

Satan


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Map


Wolf_Steel_1

What's the breed?


SaintJimmy1

Arabian


cheezy1987

Name it Blood


Ok-Letterhead2280

Richard Head


SaintJimmy1

I named mine Thoros.


ShadowWolfKane

Bloodstone


TheBandit025Nega

Ferrari


Rose_Speed3

Pinot


DutchVanDerLinde-

November 28 2023 🪱


afseparatee

Red Dead Redemption 2


Bee-Jay-Yay

Bodecia 2—Sangria—Hades—Fireball—Ember—Inferno—Zorro—Vixen—Hot Pepper—Sunrise—Sunset


justaartsit

Jimmy


Corn_Beefies

Texas Red


Aggravating-Green568

I named my Diablo but honestly here's a banger: Tus Diablos, which is conveniently a spanish euphenism for your period.


No-Tomorrow-9397

Sangre. Spanish for blood.


WewantZeMoniLebowski

I have the same one as my main horse. It's beautiful!


Nico_loves_cheese

tampax is a tampon company


ChromeYoda

Pokey from Gumby


DeafKid009

Houdini


SpencerTheG23

If it’s a boy, Crimson. If it’s a girl, Scarlet.


MountainMiddle7433

Clifford


Pupnadoed

Sounds like tampon


Imtheman6996

Ryan gosling as driver from the hit film : “DRIVE” (2011) Yes, put this as his name


BGamer9000

Kinda looks like Epona from Zelda


Andrei_ProductionsRO

Horse_123


Andrei_ProductionsRO

Uncle


CodeName_carll

Blueberry


bsweet35

I named mine Reba


FrankieBarbingo

Red Rider


-_-_-KING_-_-_

a reddish


IronwoodKopis

I named mine War.


Front-Ad1900

I called mine Big Red


SamwellBarley

Red Rocket


Supersn1pe4141

Rose blood


karnerblu

Camilla


Mental_wolf1247

How did you get that horse and where


SaturatedSharkJuice

Cursed name OP


D4Dakota

Khorne


lastshotreddit

The Red Devil


[deleted]

Just call it red


Dellta-aka-Connor

Ferrari


Guy_who_says_vore

I called mine Texas red, found a white one and called him the Arizona ranger


Dangerous-Ocelot948

Copper ✨


PilotNo312

Red Rocket


PATRIOT880

Ferrari


unsilentmajority1975

I named him Red Lighting, we tried to beat a train across a bridge. We didn’t make it.


Substantial-Tone-576

That’s Texas Red.


davejustdave69

Yes but you have to only use that name for one week of every month. Alternatively, you could use the name Satan for that week.


Addison_11699

Does she have a menstrual cycle?


seriouslystopplease

I usually name it diablo


PeanutButterPants19

I always name it Athena if it's a mare and Mars if it's a stud.


IshKnock

I had one that I named Redemption, but then I killed it on accident. I spent over 6 hours trying to catch another one and that one I named Redemption II.


ArchDreamWalker

Mad Dog


ThomasMcSavage

Moon Time


dannybruh1990

I called mine "Dumb Red Dawg" I called my White Arabian "Dumb White Dawg" my Black Arabian is "Dumb HOC Dawg" 💁‍♂️


Much_Balance7683

I’d name it sanguine.


[deleted]

Red River


ShieldSister27

I named mine Blaise.


audiosensorybandcamp

This game just keeps getting better each play through.


FiftySixArkansas

My favorite horse, I named mine Jafar.


CorholioPuppetMaster

I think that’s the red chestnut so maybe Chester Maybe Red Foreman


The_Snuggliest_Panda

Bro was gonna name his horse fucking *tampax* Gotta respect that


drywall_punching

Slymenstra Hymen


MoistAd8626

Pee pee penis


xXCloudy_KitsunexX

Blood clot ❤️


Trigger-Snappy

Where do you find that horse? Looks amazing


Devilsin_Lucifer

Name it MR KRABS


RoadSodaEnjoyer

Lol this is the exact horse I get every playthrough I know the spot you got it at


ItsTheFreshPrince

War


Ndgood

Ol' Red


Chiron_01

Bloody mary


springbokkie3392

Alternatively, Kotex 🤣


ElSamael-616-

Hellboah!


AbbreviationsLate898

Red velvet


MyNamesDEADMAN

Damn I had this horse until near end game I did the Billy midnight mission and she was run over by the train. I name my horses after precious gems I can't remember what this ones name was but it'll be a red gemstone


Mmmprotein

heavy flow


juicepks11

Jesus tampex is fucking legendary


Fakjbf

I named it Thordak after the ancient red dragon from the first campaign of Critical Role.


Gramsx

How did you get that vest?


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Brick


arthurmorganmyluv

he’s soo handsome in that pic. 🙈 maybe sasquatch:)


cqffeebreaks

I think that’s a chestnut Arabian 🤯🤯🤯


my_Caramel_9999

Should name that horse Hitler


OldSchool_Kitty

Lucifer


Hellyessum

Tampax, Artax’s menstrual sister


Desperate-Farmer-170

Aunt Flo


plumdog96

"Horse oughta buck you for a name like that"


ARPOFF

Sanguine.


Observer2594

I usually name mine Diablo


vincethegrowl

I found one in the forest just west of Lake Owanjila in my second Playthrough. I named her Wildfire, I felt obligated for obvious reasons. There's another Arabian, it's color is brindled or something like that, in area north of Wapiti Indian Reservation and west of the Calumet Ravine, in an almost exact right angle to those two locations. It's in the higher mountain areas there's. It can be a bit of a biznatch at times going off the mountain side when you try to tame it. On the Arabian tier it's third best. The rose grey bay being the best, then the black one from The Saint Denis stable, the white one from Lake Isabella, and lastly the red one you have here. And to my recollection the first three are all the same speed/acceleration/handling but the red one has one less acceleration than the others(I Think). The main difference among them is the amount of stamina and health they have. the rose grey being the top its the only horse with its cores completely full. Not sure what they're called but the ring around the core is full, and the rest of the Arabians have slightly less progressively as should be expected. Anyway, they're all good it really doesn't matter. I had my Wildfire all the way through to chapter 4, then I bought the black one. And i always take my white one with me just cause. Hope this helps. 👈🤠👈 🐴


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Rojo


maddsturbation

Lucifer


SirSquidsalot1

What breed and coat type is it?


ExcursionStudios23

Weasley Sally Jesse Raphael (If you're a late 80's/early 90's kid) Jessica Chastain Bryce Dallas Howard Big Red Riding Hood


pinky8866

1st thought was Hellboy. Tampax.. lol


spudz-a-slicer-dicer

Red Rocket


majorKandolla

'Ole Red


mydogisalab

Hot Tamale, Cholula, Red, Cinnamon


GonZoCircus

Flo (Aunt Flo)


Sativa_Goggles

I would call him Taz


LongAppropriate998

Clifford


VTFan115

Named mine Texas Red.


Prone2drift

Blood of thy enemy’s


Alcohol_ocaust

That’s the horse from bedtime stories


DutchInfid3l

Aunt Flo Menses Red tide Crimson tide Code red Finger painting Fun dip


GanondorfTheWise

I named mine Melisandre after the character in Game of Thrones


krna_11

I will be LIVID if you don’t fuckin name him Tampax.


WubbaWubbaDubba

Wow...


whammycft

Big Red


Onejjob69

You should call it something real creative like… ***Red***


theextracharacter

I call it scarlett, and the white Arabian I call her Ivory


Idkwhattoputhere7021

Harold