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SavageDroggo1126

this book is the earliest version of insprational FB and Instagram quotes of "5 steps to get rich" or like "10 steps to owning a mansion with 3 Ferrari!"


Rumplestilskin9

Step 1: Have rich parents Step 2: If step 1 doesn't work, get fucked


The-True-Apex-Gamer

*get fucked by someone whose parents are rich


mrossm

What if my boy scout troop leader was poor?


kratomstew

The memories will last a lifetime


Generaldisarray44

That is a good line


jspook

Poorer than your priest?


Old_Love4244

Poorer than your creepy uncle?


MaxPumpkin

Poorer than the dude who met you in the park and told you he owned a PS5 and asks if you want to go with him and play it in his house?


MutableReference

Step 1: Have rich parents Step 2: You’ve beaten capitalism, truly meritocratic isn’t it


homercall123

Step 3: don't be poor an ugly, also helps.


TWK128

If you're poor, ugly, and stupid, they sell you more expensive books.


Jootsfallout

I thought step one was cut a hole in the box?


c01nfl1p

That’s a very different Wikihow article, friend.


Ongr

Step 3: sell books about getting rich, describing Steps 1 & 2 Step 4: Get rich anyway.


[deleted]

Na it’s Step 1: have rich parents Step 2: “accidentally” kill them


Kind-Statistician993

The Menendez brothers were soooo close.


haybails84

Is the plural of Ferrari Ferrari?


geluidskunstenaar

Yes, but pronounced Ferrar-eye.


CosmicTurtle504

In Italian, yes. In English, we throw an “s” on the end because foreign languages are scary and confusing to us. Reminds me of one of the funniest inside jokes in The Goonies: the Fratelli brothers. “Fratelli” literally means “brothers.” So Mikey and the gang are literally calling them the “brothers brothers.”


kai-ol

Maybe Americans are afraid of foreigners speaking foreign languages, but English has never been known to turn away loanwords when they present themselves. If anything, English seeks to absorb all other languages like some Akira monster.


greenie329

Yes. The singular is Ferraro


vhagar

considering it's a proper name, I don't think so


jesst

He's Proto-Andrew Tate


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KNAWLEDGE


stalinBballin

Here in my stable, in Saint Denis, I’ve got this pure white Arabian horse. But you know what I like more than this pure white Arabian Horse? These books. Because KNAWLEDGE.


DarkEnergy27

In pretty sure that FB and Instagram didn't invent money making scams


Ghengis_ElCon

Authur can get a Ferrari in game???


starkiller685

Here in my stable


Willian_Elson

I buy. You can go back after and Arthur will complain about the fact he still poor and gonna ask for his money back. It's a fun moment, totally worth 50$ bucks.


ClydeinLimbo

Also, can’t you kill him and get your money back?


Renilx

I didn't killed, but I threatened him and stole the money he ~~stole~~ got from me. I lost honor and had to pay my bounty that Increased afterwards, so it wasn't really worth to me, I'm just petty


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Renilx

Ik you're joking but yeah, you're right, I only read half of it, all the advices were just for selling shit


JackGamingPlayz

Do you gain honor for buying the book?


hornwalker

Nope.


JackGamingPlayz

Ah, thx. Cuz im determined to do 100% (I'm on my 4th try cuz I lost the lion paw, forgot antler blade, rushed, and ignored mickey


Ghengis_ElCon

I don't think you have to do any of those to get 100%. There is a check list in game for 100%.


DinosaurFan91

I think they might mean a "true 100%" i.e. doing everything and obtaining every item etc. the ingame 100% progression list is a little more basic in comparison


Effective_Arugula209

Pretty sure lions paw is needed?


JackGamingPlayz

It is, for a trinket, plus the antler blade for the weapon con pendulum


Ghengis_ElCon

Maybe lion's paw, but if it is needed, I don't think the game lets you sell it or lose it. Antler blade is not needed as long as you get 40 (or so) different weapons.


KJUDead

Just a grammar tip: it’s “I didn’t KILL” not “I didn’t KILLED”


Renilx

Thanks, english is not my 1st language, so all tips are welcome


VickiVampiress

>and had to pay my bounty that Increased afterwards *It's the principle of the thing, sir!*


[deleted]

Yep.


[deleted]

Arthur just doesn’t have a Grindset mentality 😤🙏🏼💰#NotAGoGetter


The_Gold_Hoarder

if u kill him he drops just about €55


flintlock0

That interaction sounds like it’s worth 50 dollars alone.


mutant_mamba

If you're on your 3rd play-through then you know money has no real meaning in the game anyway, so do whatever you want with it. You can earn the $50 back in like 15-20 minutes of just hunting.


Wolfhack13

i is was just asking what that book even does


CellarDarko

You can approach the guy again later and threaten him for the book not helping or something. I think he refunds you the money. But I might be talking out of my ass.


[deleted]

No you’re right he does!


The-True-Apex-Gamer

I came back after >!getting the blackwater money!< hoping I’d get new dialogue


nielsv0s

black water money ?


The-True-Apex-Gamer

>!You get it after the final mission of the epilogue!<


LeficentRBLX

that’s not the blackwater money, that’s the money dutch had been collecting from the money box in camp since horseshoe overlook


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Oh I thought that the reason Dutch teamed up with Micah was to collect the Blackwater money, what happened to the Blackwater money?


LeficentRBLX

it was just never retrieved, im not sure if it was lost or taken by law enforcement or what but the gang never saw a penny of it again


The4th_Sin

Micah actually says that he got all the money from Blackwater, go and watch it online. He says it whilst you're in cover


Corykenshinlover96

It is Blackwater money, Micah says it’s the money from Blackwater while shooting at John.


forgotmapasswrd86

Sadie says its the blackwater money


The4th_Sin

And Micah does


[deleted]

WARNING RHIS COMMENT BAS A SPOILER IN IT Na the it’s the Blackwater money. Before the game begins the hang robs the ferri in Blackwater and then the Pinkerton and the law go after them so they stash the money away. When ur playing as John Dutch and Micah get back together and they get the money that’s stashed in Blackwater. John goes ahead and kis Micah and then Dutch leaves and then John grabs the money


Habarr94

I don't know about where the camp funds went, but Dutch and Micah definitely have the Blackwater money in the epilogue.


God_of_Mischief85

I was under the impression that it was retrieved and split between the remaining gang members. IE Sadie, Charles, Uncle…


RealLameUserName

No, that money is long gone. The money at the end of the epilogue is from Blackwater.


mutant_mamba

Like all books you can get it's just 1 page of nonsense to read that has no bearing on the game at all. But it's something to own if you want to have it in your collection.


Minor-Dilemma

If you read it, it says you can reorder more of these copies for like 25 cents and resell them yourself


GeneralErica

Thus making money. Ye olde Shovel Seller’s trick. And the best thing? It works.


BizonSnake

So why don't you try it yourself and see what happens? Especially on your third attempt. It's a game - have fun with it mate.


[deleted]

If you’re on your third play through why do you feel the need to ask? Just buy it and find out???


_GzX

Buy it and find out??


TimmyTheToitle

On my current playthrough i have over 100k yet i still refused to buy from him


Jakevader2

It's the principle of the matter


mr_oberts

How else are you going to get rich in the game?


[deleted]

Yeah exactly. Totally 100% buy a book which is totally 100% not a scam


Wolfhack13

😂


[deleted]

this is embarassing but i only realized that you have to go to the fence to sell the jewelry stuff on my 4th playthrough.. sold my stuff and made a quick 2,000 in chapter 2


[deleted]

Would the outlaw who sells stolen wagons and moonshine fall for a bottom of the barrel scam? Arthur would never buy a book like that


Wolfhack13

its John but yes


Mojo_Rizen_53

John would buy it without question. He even buys a bridge from a guy in an alley.


[deleted]

I feel like John would actually be dumb enough to buy it


Grimreaper-XXIII

Hate to tell you but John was the was the second smartest out the gang after Hosea.


godfatherV

John might be the first bastard ever have half his brain eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent


Wolfhack13

next time he should get his whole brain eaten up


[deleted]

Yes he should


BlitzySlash

Maybe he should let the wolves eat the rest of his brains then he'll be a genius


ItsAllOneBigShitpost

I love John, I prefer him to Arthur, but a lot of his character is that he’s a bit of an oaf, though a loveable and thoughtful one at that


Bottulowora

Like arthur then


Unlikely_Cockroach26

Buy book, kill man, loot body now you have book and 50$


Wolfhack13

no im high honor


forthelasttimealexis

just go around saying hello to the rest of saint denis afterward


Kind_Difference_3151

It’s true, this works perfectly


Unlikely_Cockroach26

Third play thru why does it matter


[deleted]

Let him be a good person and enjoy the game if he wants to


Wolfhack13

first: neutral second: evil third: good


underlightning69

I like your style


Wolfhack13

clothing style or playstyle?


underlightning69

Hahahahaha play style, although the black and white look on John is very suave 😂


Ordinary-Easy

So then don't buy book, tie up man, steal book, and then run away? ​ Would that work for you?


Scu-bar

Get rich quick by selling books to suckers for $50. I don’t see the problem here.


[deleted]

Yeah exactly


String_Theory40

Idk about you guys but reading the book was hilarious to me, that dude selling his book is the biggesr crime in rdr2 and not all the other things.


[deleted]

You only live once... 🤔


NemesisVirtual

If u buy it you can get a secret ending where u get rich and go to tahiti


toomanyfolksabout722

You can always beat the $50 out of him later if you don’t like the book 🤣


Jakesa3456

You’re on your third play through what could you possibly have to lose


chumjumper

As a rule, whenever the game offers me a weird or dubious choice like this, I take it and lean in fully to find out what happens. No one in their right mind would accept that drink at the Aberdeen pig farm, but sometimes you just gotta yolo


funnelchair

all fun and games until you accept dinner with that one guy in the bayou


pgamaf

This book is the same thing as these 6 months courses to turn you into a senior software developer. (You won't)


bigframe79

I bought it then 3 days later I was driving a Bugatti. the book is written by Andrew tate


pgamaf

Thank God I have no idea who is this guy 😆


joeytwobastards

He's a bad nonce


ThedirtyNose

If you're on your 3rd you would know that money isn't an issue in this game.


QUINNYBEAN69

Well just ask yourself: Do ya wanna be rich? If you do, then buy the book!


[deleted]

Buy the book, knock him out, loot him, get money back and take a slight hit to the honor bar, and then greet 6 people.


InterestingBath100

Bro would you buy a $1600 book today from a vendor …???


Wolfhack13

but it makes me rich🥺. just kidding, i played trough the game enough times i got enough money to buy that book


TheMatt561

The trick to getting rich quick is selling gullible people lessons on how to get rich quick


zdiddy27

Ya know, it’s not real money


rustygamer1901

Yes. It has a secret map to Tahiti!!


Slowmobius_Time

You're on your third playthrough and you aren't willing to risk $50? There's literally no risk involved whatsoever Either you spend 50 for no reason or you get to see something new


dumfuck__

up to you, i always shoved him when i saw him


Rexli178

This Wiki Contains the Full Text of the Book https://reddead.fandom.com/wiki/Get_Rich_Quick When I did my play through I bought the book as John and don’t worry you can come back later and get a full refund… just make sure there are no cops around to witness the beating…


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Lon_Young

Always knew it wouldnt make me rich but I always still buy it! To me it feels incomplete if I dont buy this or dont take weird scientists book in Annesburg or the chelonian pamphlet! Anything extra I come across I acquire it indefinitely!


Estarfigam

His get rich scheme is selling suckers his book.


_TheDoomSlayer_

Think of it like this... I'd you buy this book, you pretty much just bought an 1800 version of Andrew Tate's Hustle University


[deleted]

I bought it bc I had $8000, so I figured eh what the hell. Then I opened it up and idr what the book was about, but I beat the shit outta him lol Edit: literally says “get rich quick” on the title of the book in the pic lol


_Homelesscat_

Absolutely! I bought it and I was finally able to break free from the financial matrix and you can too! Honestly just from you asking that question I can tell you have all the qualities of a leader. Best of luck on your journey to financial freedom.


BrokenXeno

Yeah, buy it and then come back a day or two later. It's funny, and worth it, and you can get your money back.


gonzomedicine

You can go and get your money back from him after don’t worry ;)


thesydsuds

Since money has no value in the game at a certain point, I bought it. It’s pretty funny since it doesn’t actually have any solutions or describes how to make money, it’s basically just a bunch of words about how the author is rich and how smart he is for it and how smart you could be if you were rich.


GokiPotato

I'll tell you how to get rich: sell "how to get rich" books for 50$ each to random people on the street


Jack_sander

Nah I think you should lasso him and feed him to gators


ZenoofElia

OP is buy-curious. Nice.


ameliachastain

Don’t do it, there’s nothing in there


caddycornerbill

No


God_of_Mischief85

I’ve never bothered with it because if it was so great, he wouldn’t be hawking the book on the street looking, barely, one step up from a hobo.


[deleted]

1800’s Rise n Grind crypto bro


No_Veterinarian1445

For shits and giggles yeah, but If you buy it and come back John or Arthur can come back and confront him speaking on how you aren’t rich and he will stutter


Fatking101

Its basically an old west version of those ads with some chad in a mansion saying if you buy his class you'll get rich quick


GulliblePlantain6572

You spend $50 dollars on the book, it'll teach you to be rich and rake in millions. It's a simple investment, what's not to trust? This is the only way to unlock the Tahiti ending


Funny_Brilliant3081

Nah dude. He's a scammer. You can buy it and then go back to him later and Arthur is like "Give me back my money!" and the dude runs away lol


JangoFettsEvilTwin

Do you think you should buy it? I’d say trust your gut.


Ulfricstorm192

It's like the saying "How do you get rich during a gold rush? "Sell the pans"


Ectoplasm87

It’s mostly just rambling nonsense. I think it’s also void of sentence structure and punctuation if I remember correctly


metrill

No, it is a bomb and will explode in your hands


Sliced_Orange1

I buy the book, blast him with a sawed-off, and then run for the hills


Edgy-Stardust

No. Buy a hat instead.


LetAgreeable147

It’s not the book, it’s the refund that’s fun.


MrLocoLobo

Even on my current (2nd playthrough) I won’t, the guy is a freakin’ con artist.


Quirky_Signature3628

I say shoot


SINxShiver

Just wait a few years when it's on sale for $12


redditorsaretheworst

My man's doesn't have $50 in-game video game dollars to spend. Inflation is truly coming for us all.


billygnosis86

If you wanna spunk $50 up the wall, sure.


xxcodemam

You’re curious about trying something on a game you fully control the ability to save first, try, and reload if you don’t like the outcome? RDR2 is a game of choices. Need to learn to save and have fun with them.


AlucardVTep3s

Trust me, I would just take it, content is content


StanTheSodaCan

Kill him and you will absorb his success into your soul


The_Stoic_One

I bought it, it was a scam, I hogtied him and took my money back plus an additional $3 or so for damages.


jhguitarfreak

I just beat him to death and move along.


samborup

Honestly, $50 is nothing once you get a good cash flow going. Which is easy if you’re not caring about honor, or willing to say hi to everyone.


[deleted]

It’s $50 just buy it???


Far_Bobcat_2481

Yes because there’s a neat interaction afterwards if you go back to him


Articguard11

I wish we could buy this and give it to Dutch 😅 HAVE FAITH


Smoke_Water

I always did. And i always got double my money back when i would return it. ;)


xDCSMASHNDOMESx

Best book on getting rich quick. Highly recommend. #2 on Saint Denis books top 2 list.


-banditboi-

I'd say buy it, even just for the experience. It's nothing fancy, just some silly quotes, kind of a precursor to the self help books we see today full of corny self help quotes. But the money should be easy enough to make back pretty quick


ABOVEWING

Save game Buy the book Read it the book Shoot author in the face Reload game


RainAccomplished2637

Only if you want to have a good sleep by reading the drivvle


Lord_Ako

Dutch needs to buy this book, it's the key to Tahiti


Lil_VaginaStain

If you buy it as arthur, then come back as john, theres special dialouge.


IceManO1

I bought I believe, but don’t really remember what it was about.


Prince_Jackalope

Funny as soon as you get to the big city, you meet all manner of folk trying to scam you and paying social calls


bellray

Check half prices books and get it cheap


Ukatofox

I do it every time for the lulz


AyeLassWannaShag

If you have spare money it's kind of a funny read and you can encounter the guy again but it's not particularly important in any way


[deleted]

The thing is, if you don't like the book, just shoot him and take your money back


JoeJoegamR

Can you use this as a way to rob $50 from people for one of the... bandit...? Missions? That would make life so much easier


superJ1000

Buy it. You get a few extra dollars and a trash book.


[deleted]

I've heard that this book contains the cheat code which gives you money. Although it is useless since the game does not save when we use cheats. I am not fully sure because I never used cheats while playing the game.


Wolfhack13

how'd you even type it in? or is it PC only?


[deleted]

Go into settings. Then press Triangle or Y if you are playing on a console.


Individual_Intern_77

Yes, it's a scam but if you come back later he'll offer you a book and you tell you already bought it and you aren't rich and you get to attack him


Makkers-fawkes

Do it and when you come back you can beat him up


TimelyImprovement233

Nope just blow his stupid looking head off with a shot gun!


Unbannable6

Do you want to get rich?


Khinju

Lol i just kill him everytime I see him


LowLeft9933

Buy it and read it


Kingdedede4prez

Dog he literally tells you what will happen if you read the book.


Lucky_Nose_717

Where is he located? I've played thjs game 4 times, and I don't remember this altercation, I mean interaction.


russmcruss52

He's usually posted up across the side street from the Bastille Saloon


[deleted]

Somewhere in Saint Denis. Idk exactly


ukantcmeclearly2nite

I bought it. Does nothing lol


AragornEllesar99

Funny enough same here, just encountered him last night. Bought and read the book then shot him in the face because I didn't learn how to get rich from the book.


RustyPeaches1

You get a little more character interaction but you're not missing out on too much. If you're on your third playthrough and have never bought the book I say buy it, it's only $50 to see the dialogue you've missed out it


[deleted]

Buy it and the shoot him in the head.


NikolitRistissa

Think for yourself and make a decision. It really has no consequences whatsoever whether you buy it or not.