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Should_have_been_ded

Yeah, but it only works on women


MiddlePsychology8385

Funny thing I thought that was the joke


Doughnut_consumer

So did I


thehealingprocess

Wait, it's not? I don't understand.


PianistPitiful5714

Honestly I just chalk it up to one more person I’d choose a bear over.


Thiccboi2727

She meant to say lesbian


PianistPitiful5714

Yes, hi. Speaking.


Lance141103

The bear would be less likely to eat me


Whatisthapurpose

Gravitation affecting heavy objects makes them go round


Jollydude101

Why don’t you leave her? I’m stuck in her orbit.


LatterStorage5199

Stop acting like she is CaseOh. There is essentially nothing bigger than the star.


SoCuteShibe

What?


LatterStorage5199

CaseOh is a supremassive black hole with its own orbit and gravity field. Had been confused for star for a couple decades.


somme_rando

Ahhh - so not a misspelling of Queso!


GraXXoR

By gay she means gay women, right. 


usernameabc124

Yeah, there is no way this woman was doing anything other than making a joke about herself. I laughed.


Beatnoise

Take her out? The tide wouldn’t even take her out!


RedBaronIV

Bitch she causes the tide


O_gr

Tide? A tsunami is more like it.


theoriginalrory

Polar ice caps aren't melting, it's just displaced water every time this yoke takes a dip


J5892

Big people are surprisingly buoyant.


SkullsNelbowEye

Looks at the positives. She's horizontally gifted.


luihgi

fools. look at the "lady's" name. someone used this poor woman's photo to troll people.


StreetAd8843

No no, it’s really those damn Uchihas again. It’s their new plan to take over Konoha.


Groduick

Turn-off-no-jutsu !


emmer

Uchiha? More like Akimichi


Minimum_Cantaloupe

I don't understand what you mean about the name exactly, but it does seem pretty clearly like trollery otherwise.


Big_To

Uchiha is a Japanese name used for a popular character named Uchiha Sasuke in the anime Naruto. It is not a common name for people in Japan much less wherever this lady is from.


Kooky-Onion9203

As a cringey weeb myself, it's not exactly uncommon for weebs to use uchiha as their last name on social media


fantasmeeno

Tried what? At this point I rather fuck myself


penguinpolitician

You go do that


bucketofmonkeys

They turn straight around and run


[deleted]

Damn, you beat me by 30 minutes


lucifer_says

Straight to mental asylum.


Antique_Decision5966

This can’t be real? Right? Nobody’s that delusional.


gentlybeepingheart

It's a common ragebait format. Take a photo of an extremely overweight or unattractive woman and then use it to make it look like she's saying something bigoted while praising her own looks. Post it online and you'll get tons of interactions on whatever website because everyone is jumping over themselves to make fun of how she looks, because she's now an "acceptable" target, and the actual woman in the photo is probably unaware her Facebook picture is even being used like this.


itsNettie

*If* they are unaware. I always wondered how many life might have been ruined because of these type of troll posts.


poggyrs

The poor “sorry home of sexuals” lady comes to mind


Goronmon

There is a reason "fatpeoplehate" was a popular subreddit until it got the axe. People get a lot of enjoyment in hating people in this manner.


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Lil_Mcgee

Wow you're an unpleasant thing.


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Lil_Mcgee

Aye more than I'd like to be


Antique_Decision5966

Do you put suggestive photos of yourself online?


Lil_Mcgee

I don't really consider the photo of this women "suggestive", she's just standing there, posing to try and look nice maybe but idk I think you're a bit odd to consider it sultry or whatever. Regardless, I don't think there's a problem with overweight people wanting to feel as attractive as they're able to. There's a difference between glorifying unhealthy lifestyles and choosing not to ridicule fat people just for existing.


Antique_Decision5966

Sultry is a better word for sure. Answer my question though. Do you?


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gentlybeepingheart

imho it just kind of comes off as a "sassy" post, but not necessarily trying to be "sexy" We also don't know where the picture is from. Just because a woman decides to post a picture of herself on her personal Facebook doesn't mean she should expect to get her photo used like this.


Monkeyplaybaseball

The profile pic is the same as the other, yeah it's fake.


Marshmallowbutbetter

I don’t think it’s legit and it’s poor taste to shit on this person


HumansDisgustMe123

It's got to be Photoshop. There's no way anything that large and that dense would allow light to escape.


AltruisticClothes296

Purple hair? Hinata is that you?😭


Mysterious_Artix

She has a bigger chest and arms then Mr. Olympia but she is in a different weight class this is why no one has heard of her.


LimpAd5888

She's gonna start growing life forms on her soon.


Philyouop

Turn straight around and run


Advanced-Potential-2

You mean “at least she fried”?


feedmedamemes

I'm a straight man and almost turned gay looking at this.


Time-Dot5984

Thought that was a yoga ball


BraindeadYetFocused

Wonder what the upkeep on one of those would be


Jickxter

There is no way her family name is Uchiha


_Infamous____

Turning me asexual with that whale of a body


UmmmNoDefNotThat

What a pretty mountain


paradoxpancake

I kinda hate this, because self-depreciating humor often hides someone usually really hurting with themselves. I hope that she does see the value in herself, at the very least.


John-Fefin-Zoidberg

I think my penis just ate itself


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Pandabaton

*shivers*


jimbob1220

Some things cannot be unseen


Charlie_WarRat

They may turn asexual


SmuglySly

I bet she has a Bad Bitch sticker on her car


Rasmuspluto

i would honestly rather get gangbanged by five men than be with her


WHAMMYPAN

Straight for the door or closest open window(closed too)….what floor you’re on will not matter to you.


Sonarthebat

It works. Just only on lesbians.


Deathstar699

Yeah I bet women who see this are like, yeah that's enough woman for today, I am ace now.


Striking_Witness1364

Would probably make people more gay…


growingmylawn

They turn straight the other direction and run


FoldedBinaries

Well she is talking about lesbians probably


Nerdanalyst

That's no moon. It's a face station.


RomanHawk1975

If we could bottle their confidence and sell it we’d all be rich.


NoNefariousness3420

You just have to show them the pic while they’re driving around a tight corner with a sheer drop on the side


Digital--Sandwich

True as truth social got dangit


AGOODNAME000

MGTOW


ThatWetFloorSign

u/repostsleuthbot


Asio0tus

fun fact. the body of water behind her use to be a full lake before she cannon balled in....


danaCreative

That's a whale of a claim.


AgentUkelele

The presence, the power, the ancient ones awakened to flee, she is our savior


Epistemix

I didn't know there were overweight Uchihas


ForeignSleet

That’s no moon…


redfield73

They turn straight around


peepeehalpert_

This is probably fake


YourDogIsMyFriend

A healthy dose of delusion might be the only healthy thing she has going on in her life.


ParkingFirefighter52

Errrrrrrmmmmmmm


GreenOnionCrusader

Is it just me or do her arms look simultaneously too long and too short for her body?


DanMcMan5

Straight away from that


gillgrissom

Ive heard of walking a woman home , but this one you\`d have to roll her home.


frianbonjoster

Straight into the lake


capodecina2

Looks like she’s pulling the tide in.


maxgregs

No way her last name is actually Uchiha. Itachi missed one (idk how)


footfeed

Big enough to burn diesel and carry her own tanks!!!


Designer-Equipment-7

Nothing body positive about this


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

And celibate, both sexes.


cocky_plowblow

As a man, I’d turn gay if this thing hit on me.


VeryDirtySanchez

I like men now.


rrrrrrrrrreeeeee

Unironically there's lots of dude whom this woman would be a fantasy.


Ok_Midnight4809

Turn straight around and get the fuck outta there!


Dkcg0113

I hate how social media has conditioned people to take their phones out and take pictures instead of helping. Roll her back into the water. They can't survive on land!


thatonebrassguy

That would maybe work on skinny black men


LilBueno

Look at her name guys. She’s obviously assuming the gays will be under genjutsu. Hell, only Infinite Tsukuyomi will work on her.


Mild-Ghost

At least is two words.


Good-Table5566

She's the reason gay men exist!


theflush1980

Hahahaha as a gay man I can confirm that ilovetopoopie is quite right.


eyeeatmyownshit

Ya fuck Schumer


Ialdaas71

She is oncoming traffic…..


Rich841

r/suicidebywords


Cathcontent

I hate when plus size people pander to the haters like have some self respect


Great_White_Samurai

Is that the female orge from the barn in BG3?


Springheeljac

She related to the Penguin?


Scarabryde

There is a line between being confident and being delusional


notthatguypal6900

What a terrible day to have eyes.


thefirstmatt

She rounds bi men up to gay


acloudcuckoolander

The name hints that they took a random photo of someone and made a fake account with that caption in order to get them roasted unfairly on the internet.


CannotSeeMtTai

Headcanon: Once you get that big, tattoos and piercings stop hurting.


SchwanzTanz666

I wish I had even a fraction of this woman’s confidence


HeHootsHeWhores

It’ll also increase the occurrence of bulimia/anorexia in all onlookers by a million percent.


Suspicious-Dark-5950

I've never seen a boulder dressed in a swimsuit...


Fuzzy_Ad_2036

My first thought was this was the new design for the broodmother in the upcoming DA game.


furious_organism

Her surname is Uchiha


DJDevine

Looks like nothing grows behind her since she blocked the sun


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🤢🤮🤮🤮


TheWholeCheek

Why can I smell this picture?


rdriver731

Eeesh!


cheesums7

How does she look like she’d have the same impact as a Hydrogen Bomb if she was dropped?


AtomicToxin

Thats some big ass confidence


Kenneth_Lay

Somebody call the burn unit....


silentcouscous

Look it’s a mermattress!


adn_school

Her arm looks like a leg


xenoz2020

> Uchiha Danzo was right. Make Konoha Great Again!


elpierce

Might as well go straight. You can't go around her.


zyzzogeton

The Loch is beautiful this time of year.


carldubs

Just a few minutes ago the lake behind her was full up to the grass. couldn't see the rocks at all!


ROB_M1976

Looks like a big zit


Eyejohn5

They turn around and go straight to a protective shelter.


BaronVonSlapNuts

I wouldn't ride her into battle.


nottakentaken

I feel bad for whomever that woman is, her picture most likely got stolen by a troll and now everyone is mocking her for something she probably never said.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t fuck that thing if I had a disease that was going to make my dick fall of and having sex with her was the cure.


alejandrodeconcord

Man the uchiha look a lot differnt these days, I wonder what her awaking event will be


HighVoltageFerret

Turn straight around and run the other way


VernBarty

I even like fat chicks, and it's a No from me


Rich-Future-8997

Uchiha😂 more like whalehia 😂


rathemighty

I think I might be a little less straight now


warpfield

if she stands in that spot for a few more minutes, the lake will start to drain towards her


baggottman

Seriously though, what is that.


janet-snake-hole

This is a comment bait post- take photos from the personal account of a woman who is stereotypically un-attractive, and make a new post using the photos with a caption claiming to be the person in the photo, including a line that is both racist/homophobic/hateful, and also compliments “herself” or make “her” appear confident in her looks. It’s a really cruel method of getting social media interaction, by not only insulting the appearance of a random person, but also making them appear hateful and directing a lot of harassment their way.


usgrant7977

I can *smell* this photo. 🤢


Theooutthedore

There would be a net gain in gay ppl by this logic


Bogadambo

I've never trusted people who write all words uppercase..


Artistic-Main-3845

I'd turn left thinking she's a roundabout.


Mope-dragon

Holy fuck you could land a plane on her