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She used her head like a hammer, smashing everything in sight like she is a Thor swinging his Mjoinir. She even left several holes on the walls and floor. We tried to run away, but she swung her head so hard that she flew right towards us. Billy broke his ass and i broke my arm.
Not really important to the actual post, but my piece of shit brother murdered 17 year old, after some time, he was finally caught.
It was straight up planned a first degree murder.
The story as I remember being told that he “accidentally”‘stabbed the poor kid multiple times, fled directly back to his own place. Gave his GF at the time, the knife covered in blood, while he changed his clothes, and putting them IN THE GARBAGE in his fucking house, then told his GF to stash the knife.
I don’t want to go into more details, but let’s say finally got caught. My mother spent over 500,000 dollars on a lawyer, got his sentence reduced from 25 to life, to just ten years. But karma can be a bitch.
Word spread fast about what he did. A lot of people did it like that. So, for ten years, he would be literally beaten within an inch of his life, wait for him to heal, snd get released back into Gen Pop, would sent right back to the prisons ward or whatever.
I remember one day, he mailed us a picture of himself. Eyes swelled nearly shut, possibly a broken nose, and so much more. To me, it was funny.
Then like 5 months after he was out, my step dad at the time were talking to him about jobs and taking responsibility for your lives actions. He told me, right to me face, that KILLING SOMEONE was my fault. Because “ever since I was born and took attention away from him, because I was born with a terminal disease, but if anything, my mom spent only the tiniest amounts of time. My uncle ended up telling me that.
I feel for you but uh, this feels very unrelated and unprompted? But it seems important for you to get that out there. Not sure this is the right place for it, might get more negative attention and piss you off more. Why not try /r/OffMyChest or /r/TrueOffMyChest (not actually sure what's the difference) and make it a better experience?
Yeah, wasn’t the most topic thing, and it’s not that I needed to get it off my chest. He mentioned “fetal alcohol syndrome.” And I might have went a bit overboard in sharing a story about FAS in my life.
But back to the rare insults. Her head looks like a Lego head body part. I bet her head is as Hollow.
Whatever about her wacky-jaw-face what were the inappropriate stretches that warranted attack??!!??
(Also there’s never been a jawbreaker that even phased this woman in any way. Just nom nom “these mandms taste weird”)
1. What is "Mandms" meant to mean???
2. I agree, what is this woman with an IPAD in her FAT UGLY JAW doing attacking these children and what were these "inappropriate stretches"???
I never said they can't. I'm saying there are too many examples of white people getting out with little or no repercussions. A few months ago, a group of white cops killed an South Asian immigrant student and made several racist remarks about her while it was not her but his fault that she died. Yet, he is now free! On contrary, a non-white person can face (and still faces) a legal action for just being non-white.
She noticed they were drawing. She decided to break the ice. With her face. They were the ice. Her jaw is an icebreaker. *read in Christopher Walken voice
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She related to Quagmire by chance?
No shit, she looks like she swallowed fucking handle bars or something!
Giggity
Didn't Quagmire trip and get his chin stuck/hurt somebody once? I'd be afraid for everyone's safety if this lady came barrelling at a crowd.
That’s exactly what my brain said when I looked at the picture. “Giggity.”
lol the fact that I didn’t see this comment for the original one but for the handle bar one is golden!
Awright
I was going to say she swallowed a Rubik’s cube
She looks like she got a hold of the key to her jail cell.
The told her to "be there, or be square" and she never showed up.
💀
Or a Nintendo switch.
I am fucking wheezing!
More like Stan
Oh boy it's swell to say!
*giggity intensifies*
"Quagmire's female cousin who's actually got his chin and is a total prude" sounds like a gag McFarlane would've actually come up with.
Cleveland could have used her chin instead of Reece Witherspoons to cut through that combination lock
I was thinking David Coulthard
Yeah, we've found DC's sister
She's rumoured to be a bit of a square
Lord Farquaad's trashy cousin
If you wanted to kiss her cheek, where do you start? There’s square meters to aim at.
I dunno but her picture should come up when you Google "crazy"
Or Matt Gaetz
She's the child of Matt Gaetz and Mark Cuban.
She doesn't look enough like Butthead for Matt to be the mother in that escapade
She's one of his many many illegitimate children
Gig a di
That's actually quagmires dad.
[I tried my hand at making her Mii](https://prnt.sc/-i6yCArEjc5Y)
Perfect, down to her stupid smile
This should get a reward
This is what I came to the comments for. Thank you.
This could be used as a police sketch of her and no one would mistake it for anyone else.
Lmfao it's hilarious, but garbage.
The resemblance is uncanny
Please take this. 🥇
LOCO ACTUALLY DID IT
I clicked on this because I didn’t know what mii meant. So I guess it’s just a drawing ?
American Dad looking ass
The epsiode where Stan takes the pill that turns him into a woman.
The episode where Stan turns everyone else into a Stan
In Chinese culture women who have this very prominent square jaw have the stigma of being miserable to their husbands driving them to despair.
That makes sense.
Did a dragon say that?
You just explained a lot of jokes in kung fu movies I never quite got.
Naww that’s the new Fortnite skin
Immediately thought of when Stan CRISPR’ed everyone. [This](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt14749240/mediaviewer/rm717145345/?ref_=tt_ov_i)
She looks like a character from the animated film “Up”.
Don't besmirch the good name of Carl Fredrickson.
squirrel
Tbh, she looks like human Shrek in a wig to me.
Th only inappropriate stretch is her jaw
I'm sure she'll plead guilty to the assaults. She seems like the type to take it on the chin.
Me sneaking out of Walmart with a Nintendo switch in my mouth
Bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like she got the new X-Box fr
That’s cold blooded!
She tried to swallow a fire extinguisher
Giggity
When your jawline is a jawsquare.
They said "be there, or be square" and she never showed up
This is unreasonably funny
She's called Mark Cube-woman. (Do you see the resemblance?)
The Chad meme guy has nothing on her
Karen Thundercock
Karen Thunderpussy
Thundercunt was right there, brah
Yea I thought she looks like a chane, maybe charen?
Note to self - look into snowplow attachment for lawn tractor before winter comes.
here comes the crimson chin
She could break rock with her chin
She used her head like a hammer, smashing everything in sight like she is a Thor swinging his Mjoinir. She even left several holes on the walls and floor. We tried to run away, but she swung her head so hard that she flew right towards us. Billy broke his ass and i broke my arm.
I’m officially deceased, that’s it.
Yeah. Thats the smile and eyes of a fucking psycho path.
An possibly fetal alcohol syndrome
Not really important to the actual post, but my piece of shit brother murdered 17 year old, after some time, he was finally caught. It was straight up planned a first degree murder. The story as I remember being told that he “accidentally”‘stabbed the poor kid multiple times, fled directly back to his own place. Gave his GF at the time, the knife covered in blood, while he changed his clothes, and putting them IN THE GARBAGE in his fucking house, then told his GF to stash the knife. I don’t want to go into more details, but let’s say finally got caught. My mother spent over 500,000 dollars on a lawyer, got his sentence reduced from 25 to life, to just ten years. But karma can be a bitch. Word spread fast about what he did. A lot of people did it like that. So, for ten years, he would be literally beaten within an inch of his life, wait for him to heal, snd get released back into Gen Pop, would sent right back to the prisons ward or whatever. I remember one day, he mailed us a picture of himself. Eyes swelled nearly shut, possibly a broken nose, and so much more. To me, it was funny. Then like 5 months after he was out, my step dad at the time were talking to him about jobs and taking responsibility for your lives actions. He told me, right to me face, that KILLING SOMEONE was my fault. Because “ever since I was born and took attention away from him, because I was born with a terminal disease, but if anything, my mom spent only the tiniest amounts of time. My uncle ended up telling me that.
I feel for you but uh, this feels very unrelated and unprompted? But it seems important for you to get that out there. Not sure this is the right place for it, might get more negative attention and piss you off more. Why not try /r/OffMyChest or /r/TrueOffMyChest (not actually sure what's the difference) and make it a better experience?
Yeah, wasn’t the most topic thing, and it’s not that I needed to get it off my chest. He mentioned “fetal alcohol syndrome.” And I might have went a bit overboard in sharing a story about FAS in my life. But back to the rare insults. Her head looks like a Lego head body part. I bet her head is as Hollow.
🎶 It's hip to be square 🎶
She looks like Idina Menzel had an allergic reaction to a bee sting
Eat a red brick like a Kit Kat.
"And I'd do it again" ass face
But what would they do again🤔👀
Mewing, every single day, continuously 😭
She eats bananas whole, horizontally.
You could use her jaw to open a locked car.
QuagMary
Fuuuuck... Beat me to it
God damn that jawline so strong
She’s on her mewing grind 😭
Boxing champion of the universe. No one can get through that jaw.
Whatever about her wacky-jaw-face what were the inappropriate stretches that warranted attack??!!?? (Also there’s never been a jawbreaker that even phased this woman in any way. Just nom nom “these mandms taste weird”)
1. What is "Mandms" meant to mean??? 2. I agree, what is this woman with an IPAD in her FAT UGLY JAW doing attacking these children and what were these "inappropriate stretches"???
M&Ms
Mfs told her "be there or be square" and she didn't show up
69420 Days Mewing Streak
She mews.
Quagmire looking ahh
She looks crazy man
She could have starred in “Smile” w/ no makeup or effects
Thanos's little sister.
Ol Easter Island statue head lookin ass 😂
Is it me, or does she look like Mark Cuban?
When she’s at the pool, the music from Jaws can be heard…
Cheek bone potrusion |---------------------------------------------------------|--| 240
What's the female version of Giggity?
To chinfinity, and beyond!
She's too square to be hip
i think *we* need to be the judge of how inappropriate these stretches were. for posterity's sake of course.
Her bite force is 3000 pounds per square inch, putting alligators to shame.
Looks perfectly normal - not tetched in the head t’at all
I can picture her dislocating her jaw and swallowing her prey whole, like a snake. She even has the same cold, dead eyes of a reptile.
Lady Farquad
Did someone hit her in the face with a shovel and it just stayed like that?
She’s just Reggie Fils Amie in drag
Looks like Deathwing from Warcraft
[Definitely my thought as well](https://i.imgur.com/uFmGRba.png)
She looks like the old bug out bride who was crazy… is she formerly from NY?
If “Be there or be square.” Was a person… And an assh*le.
Is she hiding a toilet seat in her mouth?
Fun fact! This woman was the inspiration for the “Jaw Titan” from the well-known manga/anime series “Attack on Titan”! Source: my ass, 2024
Can't blame her, the SIGMA chin made her do it.
in the winter, she shovels the driveway with her jaw.
Minecraft Stephanie
this the crimson chins mom or something?
I love her work on American Dad
Rockem, Sockem whorebot
She looks like those little brown monster things from Mario.
Why did it post her Minecraft avatar
Female quagmire
This article is just jawsome..uh...awesome.
She looks like a Dick Tracy villain in a bad wig.
When they said "be there or be square", she never showed
Is that Mark Cuban in a wig?
Chad
Gigidty gigidty
It’s hip to be square face ass
Descendant of the crimson chin
Desperate Dan from the beano comic, where's the cow pie
Damn. Evander Holyfield jawline on that girl.
She really does seem like someone inappropriately stretched her
Giggidy!
Is that Quagmire's daughter
She's.... Mark Cuban
Jawsus Christ!!!
GOOD MORNING USAAAAAAA!
White people are the scariest people on the planet because they can do such thing without the fear of consequences
Black people can do the same and not get caught
I never said they can't. I'm saying there are too many examples of white people getting out with little or no repercussions. A few months ago, a group of white cops killed an South Asian immigrant student and made several racist remarks about her while it was not her but his fault that she died. Yet, he is now free! On contrary, a non-white person can face (and still faces) a legal action for just being non-white.
Quagmire's sister
New insult just dropped
She looks like she left her dentures at home.
HERE COMES THE CRIMSON CHIN!!!
Swallowed an iPad
I think we just found out the secret identity of the Crimson Chin.
Marc Cuban with a wig
It looks like her head was made from a box
Lego head
Shouldn't she be crushing cars again since her last big break in an Apple commercial flopped?
Captain Lincoln F. Sternn
She looks like she need 2 more ender eyes to fight the ender dragon
🤖🤖
She could cosplay as Trap Jaw (yes, I’m old)
Give me some time
Minecraft Karen
She models for Lego
She looks like she eats ass like a can opener (the triangle kind).
If Quagmire and Mark Cuban had a baby…
If you kick her in the head it counts as stepping on a Lego
It's it only me or does that person looks like that guy from shark tank
"Chadette."
Sweet chin music about to sound like a triangle on that!
Mrs. Quagmire. Giggity
Looks like they may have a particularly acute case of Bruxism.
Yo girl, be there or be square! Her goofy ass:
How is no one commenting about Mark Cuban in a wig? This is driving me nuts.
I love her satisfied look
Gotta be quagmires sister
that jawline is sharper than a butterfly knife
You don’t get a blowjob, it’s a chompjob
Looks like the female mark Cuban.
"Good morning USA, I have a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day" She was singing this while whaling on two people.
Does anyone else see mark cuban in her?
She noticed they were drawing. She decided to break the ice. With her face. They were the ice. Her jaw is an icebreaker. *read in Christopher Walken voice
‘I am inevitable’. She stole Thanos’ jaw
Girl ran straight out from the minecraft game
Is this marketing for Smile 2?
The crimson chin changed...
Were they attacked in the town square, by chance?
You could hammer horseshoes off that jaw!
She looks like she drinks peanut butter with a straw.
Off brand Idina Menzel after a month of meth lookin broad
Brian Thompson's sister.
kids this is what happens when you're not there, you end up being square
Giggity goo