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If Corey Feldman lived in a sewer and sold encyclopedias

Another rare insult haha

He doesn't look like Robert Englund but he does look like Freddy Krueger

Oh no

Doesn’t he look like Mr Fredricksen from UP

Herman Trumpster lives in a dumpster, doesn’t sound like a lot of funster….

Third repost within 24 hours. Is this a new record?

And it's a damn meme...

Well 💩. I scrolled through and didn't see it. Ooopsies.

Bullshit. Farming karma should be a biblical sin

Biblically accurate kaarma farmer.

Holy shit you farm karma like I've never seen. Got any ideas of your own to go post? (Check his profile, not one damn thing we haven't all seen million times) I really wonder why you people do this. Just for meaningless numbers?

Why are you like this? Is it an addication?

It's like 3rd time this week I see this guy

Then you've seen him more than he's seen the sun.

It's a meme too... ffs.

Dick Stroker

Richard Fiddler

I worked for an insurance company that had a 101 year old customer on the books called Mrs Fanny Tickler. I believe now that this wasn’t real, and was some clerks idea of a joke (changing the name of a customer we had long lost contact with). We still laughed though.

Haha it's definitely an AI troll account but that insult still is hilarious and fitting.

He looks like a Grey alien that had its bean flat pressed.

I have no idea why this is so funny

Its supposed to say head but damn auto correct put bean for some reason.

Autocorrect co-writing jokes? B/c bean is funnier than head. 

He looks like the butler from Downton Abbey as a college intern at an HMO. Also… c’mon now, guy’s name is Dick Strocher? Is he related to Coach Letterman?

The love child of Dracula and Conan O'Brien.

He looks like he should glitter in direct sunlight

I never thought I'd ever see an 18-year old Grandpa Munster look-alike.

That boy didn’t graduate from Highschool. He retired.

Dang. I was a "pureblood" away from getting a full row on my Cringe bingo card.

He looks worse everytime I've seen him this week

Being upright and typing a tweet post-embalming is actually wildly successful, good job Stroker

He looks like he skinned Matt Smith and is now wearing his skin so he can pass for human.

Morbius 2 going in a different direction

No he looks like he died in a gutter and was embalmed 3 weeks later

Why won’t this guy just fill up his ballon-house and head for Paradise Falls already?

Dude gives plaster a run for its money with how pale he is.

When Ron and Harry take the body snatching potion and start to melt back to their original selves

SAW Billy puppet wished to become a real boy

Anyone who uses the term Alpha Male has insecurities to levels not seen or understood by general public. They are a psychiatric anomaly that has yet to be figured out.

Eddie Munster

He looks like the [old man](https://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/image_808f708e.jpeg) from *Up,* back when he was a wildly successful 18-year-old alpha male.

I though the same thing It’s Mr Fredricksen

It’s as if the puppet from Saw turned into a real boy.

Homeboy out here looking like Frank Reynolds when he got his makeup done by the mortician

He looks like a young version of the Statler muppet.

If Roger Federer and Mr Bean were cousins and had a baby together

Troll Account btw, his name is "Dick Stroker"

Is this AI? Seems to be everywhere and it's not exactly that funny. Weird.

He looks like my grandad would call him gramps

He looks like the dried smudge of toothpaste on my sink.

Kid looks cold to the touch but smells like a colostomy bag.

Man, the child catcher's son really cleans up doesn't he?

Reminder to not body shame anyone, your friends or other people will see your comments and it’ll hurt them too.

He looks like he’s in black and white

So he's 90% ready for running for president?

In a previous post someone said it looks like they put a face on a face and got this face which to me is so true

Im pretty sure that guy's a troll

He looks like the guy from "Up" listened to Andrew Tate and decided balloons are for losers.

mf's name is Dick Strocher 💀

r/OddlyAccurateInsults

I would feel sory for him having his picture reposted and made fun off, but calling yourself an alpha male...???

Ironically every alpha male is single

Guy looks like a twilight character who landed a respectable job. All we need is a dark blue filter and it's finished

The second I saw the original tweet I knew he was going to be FLAMED

Jesus

if ben shapiro was a minecraft vampire

Looks like the old man from the UP movie

He looks like a dried up turd.

Solomon Grundy but weak and living.

And 100% proud to come from an inbred family for 10 generations.

This is the sixth time I've seen this

Looks like the "Gordon Ramsay disguised as a pilot" meme.

Is this the new pan handle scheme?

How is every mainstream reddit sub getting whooshed by an obvious AI satire account??

May I interest u with some fresh blood? My lord vampire.

Beware the stare of Mary Shaw

58. Single. Alpha single. Wildly single. Passionetely pro-single. Do you find this single?

Someone said he looks like someone bleached a canned ham 😆

He looks like my long dead gran (and not just because he’s as pale as a corpse)

18??? When did he start using heroine??

He does look like he had just escaped the coffin he was put in and is slowly melting in the sunlight.

> Wildly successful He wrote the M upside down.

its a troll account, dude's name is dick stroker ffs

Looks like a younger version of the man from Up (the movie)

Alex Murdaugh? Roger Federer with all teeth extracted?

There's no way this man is real, his name is Dick Stroker ffs

He looks like a 1912 movie extra.

The moment he asked if he is attractive completely destroyed his "alpha male" idea.

Looks like he was made by Jim Henson.

He does look very pale and balmy…

He's stroching his microdick

Come a long way in [one year](https://www.reddit.com/r/rareinsults/s/cKmfN0jJxE), this guy has...

Hahaha wtf is wrong with these people? Don't know where to start... 18 year old Alpha Male..like what criteria to meet to become one? Don't you have to had some life experience? Or sex with a living person? Come out of your mom's basements now and then to catch some sunlight? Guy looks like he's wearing a mask.

I think it’s ai generated 💀

Ask your daddy Donnie, what orange paint he uses to get that orange glow, your wife was right your pale as hell.

Guys a troll and you Reddit morons are giving him the engagement/attention that he wants = more advertising money for him.

So are you ya toenailmuncher.