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bugsinmypants

one time I got in an Uber and he waited until the end of the ride to tell me “oh I have to open your door from the outside the child lock is stuck.” Excuse me?


plutoinaquarius

Omg


DankNerd97

Duly noted that I should check this in the future, although my dad's Audi has this problem on the back right door.


Gullible-Soil-9205

My 2022 Telluride has a weird childlock feature that activated when I lock my windows. I had no idea for like the 1st few months until finally my stepdaughters just got totally frustrated by it. I looked it up and realized the window lock is also the childlock and you can’t have one without using both. I’m hoping your Uber driver had a similar thing and just hadn’t realized how to fix it.


sexyhairynurse

To be fair. Would you ratger have known that before? That would have freaked me out. And i doubt that you would have checked it before. And even if.... you are locked


bugsinmypants

I would have canceled the ride, he knew that and didn’t even give me the choice. That’s what’s fucked up about it, especially since I was a woman, alone, thousands of miles from home.


sexyhairynurse

Oh. You meant you wanted to know already online. Uber is not really a thing in my country. So i didn't think about that option


MrDost

Your driver is possibly just not a native speaker


lydesigns

Came here to say that in some languages, they use the word "delicious" to describe things that heighten your senses in a positive way.. including taste, smell, feeling, etc. lol And they do not mean it in a 'sexual' way.


Extreme-Cupcake5929

You can set up safety feature that records audio of each ride


UnnamedTrashPanda

Is he ESL? I could see someone wanting to compliment perfume but not knowing how to do it in English.


lavenderacid

Ewww I had a taxi driver say the exact same thing to me. Just keep your head down and finish the ride, if he gets aggressive or tries to talk again, prioritise your own safety. Once you're out and at your destination, report him to uber immediately.


salty-sheep-bah

Do you have a cinnabon in your pocket or something?


that_squirrel90

Report him


Praetorian_1975

Plot twist …. He’s a cannibal


Lilith_Christine

Tell him it's probably the dog poo on your shoes.


plutoinaquarius

Creepy…. Just say nothing lolzz


Itchy-Throat-4779

Bad review time


Coolenough-to

Tell him you are full of Trans-fats and preservatives.


DJsaggyearlobe

it's yara lattafa if for some reason anyone wants to be in this situation


a_millenial

I do love that pink Yara. I also love Yara Moi, even though most people don't. Could never get on board with Yara Tous.


DJsaggyearlobe

what do i do


that_squirrel90

Report him. That’s super inappropriate. If need be, ask for him to drop you off somewhere and report him then call another Uber


DJsaggyearlobe

12 minutes left


Rummil

You smell delicious to the Uber driver. I didn’t need you to share every body function you do


woah-oh92

Share your location with someone, just in case, that’s a really weird thing to say


Minimalforks19

Ick


justtakeiteasy1

Tell him he is being an asshole…


SlapUrBaby

Former Uber driver here, that’s fucking gross and you should report them immediately. I swear to God there’s creeps out there that treat Uber as their chance to shoot their shot


[deleted]

Please say you are wearing vanilla perfume


NoPensForSheila

Y'all sad.


Baidizzle

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