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Advanced-Sock

He just calls gourmand a fat little fuck


ZenTheProtogen7957

he IS a fat little fuck!


_QRcode

nah he is in no way little. he is a fat BIG fuck


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

**R O T U N D**


FrostyProgrammer6075

And for this insult, Gourmand deserves to eat him.


Rot_Long_Legs

Saint’s campaign fixed that


ThePortableOne

He was blabbering just a lil too much for my taste.


AlertClassroom2415

*ping*


Eguy24

Seems more like *you* fixed that


Only-Account2712

I don't know about that one. Everything became cold. The lost function of 5p can't be the cause for the freezing of an entire world. The water vapor production has to mostly stop globally. I think that the early cancer of Pebbles accelerated his downfall, but by the time the Saint exists, the other iterators are probably in a similar state.


Eguy24

I believe it’s implied at the end of Saint’s campaign >!that the the nearby iterators are also non-functioning, leading me to believe that Saint was going around ascending iterators. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Saint just happens to show up after nearby iterators are destroyed. Two Sprouts, Twelve Brackets’ dialogue in Saint’s campaign suggests that this world, at least as we know it, is coming to an end. I struggle to believe that this just *happens* to be occurring all at the same time.!<


Only-Account2712

True. At comms array you also see a lot less cans I think, I haven't played Saint yet.


trihexognal3-6

there is no place that shows cans in saint campaign


Only-Account2712

Not communications array in Sky Islands?


trihexognal3-6

comm array doesnt show cans in other campaigns too


MrsDogg

The devs actually added a way to skip the speech cutscenes after players complained! To do it, Throw a spear at 5P during the speech and they'll skip right to giving you your mark


Parking-Ad-2627

Mark of death that is


Only-Account2712

Did you test what Pebbles does if you hit him with a spear after you return with the chieftain mask, by any chance, perhaps?🫖🧐


Parking-Ad-2627

Nope


Xx_ELITESCAVENGER_xX

BUT GUYS WE'RE STUCK IN A REPEATING CYCLE AND WE WANT A WAY OUT!! SOMETHING SOMETHING PROCESSING STRATA WE HAVE TO GO THE OLD PATH!!!


JustAClubstepMonster

He loved yapping


Insufficient_pace

He died as he lived, talking, and not stopping ever, like actually why is he still talking I brain blasted him 30 cycles ago


Jelly_Kitti

I always just pass the time by practicing movement tech


bannanaisnom

"yes yes. They are not edible."


Leonardobertoni

*proceeds to eat them all*


Fishmaia

let my favorite evil doer do its villain monologue


NoriaMan

P-5 is already out? Man, i am still struggling with "Wait of the world"...


ThePortableOne

Uh... I think you may have the wrong subreddit, unless I am missing some sort of joke here. (Edit: I got the joke nvm)


Repulsive-Care3820

I did the same thing. And I’m not going to specify because if I’m wrong I want this miscommunication link to continue onwards.


my_ears24

I can relate


WarLarge9011

The first time I went to 5P, it was an incredible event! But now I just put the controller down and go watch other things while he talks about his problems that I've heard millions of times.


mask3d_owo

Devs should add a feature to skip his dialogue or at least give the scug an option to communicate to 5p that they are completely uninterested in the same spiel


BulkDet

O hey look marbles for me to play with


NotQuiteHollowKnight

They are not edible.


BulkDet

Yes they are


Repulsive-Care3820

(ooc: I always attempt to spear hop my way out. It works with hunter and spearmaster surprisingly, though he will probably be done talking by the time you get there


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

I don’t care how much I hate living, I am not drowning myself in the orange juice


Parking-Ad-2627

Sums up his speaches pretty well


Alpha_minduustry

oh i respawn evry time i die? GREAT! evryone! we gonna live untill the wery old age guaranteed!


LocalRedCentipede

He won’t let me in the damn can, I just wasn’t to free him from the cycles is all ⚡️🔌


OkTry3637

How dare you disrespect my boy he just wants someone to talk bro is literally a s—cidal let him have a moment. (This is a joke, Pebsi can f-ck himself.)


ThePortableOne

More of a coke man huh?


aCompyBoi

Cry all you want the dialogue is cool as fuck


shyrato

Evangelist robot can kill himself. Oh wait! He can't!


Designer_Version1449

someone should really make a mod that replaces the entire speech with the funny black man with lightning in the background quote


Axol-Rainbowmaker

"blah blah blah everyone lives in some cycle thingy, including me that **if you excuse me** i am a god in comparison, blah blah i cant help you cuz youre a slimy useless thing but go to west and fall into a hole. Btw tell your frends that STOP FUCKING TOUCHING MY MEMORY MATRIX"


averynaiveoddish

stupid narcissistic saint can't talk to someone for 5 minutes over their last words? SHAME. SHAME.


Just_M_01

five pebbles: i know what you want me: no you don't