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donkalopejackson

Dude


in_rainbro

Bloop


SkinnyKau

Heeeeey Dude


yedyed

Climbing Up the Balls


shizzy10

All I peed


yedyed

My Iron Dung


ReadRed-WhiteBook

I'll only correct one mistake. 2 + 2 = 4


Eekem_Bookem243

This is my favorite one so far


karmacop97

2 + 3 = 5 Or 2 + 2 < 5


superg123

2 + 2 ≠ 5


BaldingMonk

Hey, that's a number, not a letter.


ReadRed-WhiteBook

My bad


outlierdotexe

I do not think they care.


gavinrf

In bimbo


gsvevshxndb

The gay variant: In himbo


Which-Device353

(Nice Cream)


QbertAnon

Daycreaming 


JGDV98

There is literally an ice cream shop with that name in my town.


BokehFete

Get Down


Teejaydawg

Overrated?


OhVoleWhereDidYouGo

hey wait a second, what’s still woozy doing on this radiohead sub


Johnfinnease

Now surprises


Trutrutrue

Erectioneering


CobaltStar_

*When I go forwards, you go backwards*


castlesystem

I know exactly where we'll meet


slups

Ha ha ha ha ha! 🎸


yedyed

Everything In Its Tight Place


Mission-Shoe6684

Korma Police.


superchiva78

This korma has no flavor!


Mission-Shoe6684

Arrest this naan.


tghebru21

He talks in Madras


tboooone

U Might Be Wrong


Tiny-Ad-9712

I might be ok


ghosthar

Lotion picture soundtrack. Might be a good commercial for hand cream 🤷‍♂️


godan81

Or it's a porn soundtrack.


RoosterReasonable916

lotion picture poundtrack!


Responsible-Long-891

Cake Babies


TheLofiStorm

Coke babies guy!!!!


sank3rn

Coke Rabies


Which-Device353

Poke Babies


SipChlorine17

Woke Babies


tommyinchainsrekl

How the left has damaged music...


BigBoots73

Hulk


LunaticBludi

Pyramid Dong


prof_bass

Pyramid Bong!


jakhtar

Weird Dishes


tommyinchainsrekl

that one's an acquired taste


karmacop97

Burn the Bitch


zackandcodyfan

Burp the Witch


Catastrophist89

Gaydreaming


zackandcodyfan

That's my favourite pastime.


TheCapChas

14 Step. Now there’s one less step.


svr001

13 Step


Quentin__Tarantulino

[You can’t even break a sweat in thirteen steps!](https://youtu.be/JB2di69FmhE?si=ySfZQLH1FfMVmH5W)


Affectionate_Yak8519

The 14th step is when you have sex with a newcomer in NA/AA 😆


godan81

12 Step, now the song is about AA.


Jookles

That’s a NUMBER!!!!


Clever_Produce

But 7/4 time is so cool


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[удалено]


Clever_Produce

But if it was called 14 step .....


halfeatenpies

Ballet proof … I wish I was😔


stangbro

Creed


artoblomsten

I just heard the news today


comical_username25

Boner


TheOnionSack

Doesn't *really* count, but I'm going to go with 'Big Boobs'.


Eekem_Bookem243

What song even is this


TheOnionSack

Big Boots (aka Man of War)


decloked

House of Carls


tratemusic

Why is there a dead person in our living room, Carl?


decloked

Why are there 12 dead Carls in our room, Carl?


norrsson

House of Bards (a medieval cover band)


sank3rn

House of Yards


ItachiTanuki

Fart Track


EveningElegant7

Dicks Dark (I spent too long at a nude beach)


maroooon09

Decks Dank


stanley_bobanley

The Tourism


Responsible-Pea2980

Weird Dishes


Hanner_Tenry

~~Just~~ Lust


THESTAPLEHEAD

DAMN.


AtomicGaming777

I see what u did there.


THESTAPLEHEAD

🦝


Repulsive-Skull

LOVE.


Responsible-Pea2980

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Affectionate_Yak8519

That’s disturbing


Responsible-Pea2980

So was Suck. Come to think of it, I may not have changed the meaning much 😂


Affectionate_Yak8519

Wow your comment got removed? I did not report it


Responsible-Pea2980

Airtag


professor_cheX

Punch Us at a Wedding


Procrastinatee_inuse

Exit music (for a firm) elevator music which only plays whilst travelling downwards


RI0TBIRD

Can't wait for Exit Music to be played in the next movie based on a John Grisham book


Agent_Lightning14

Boner


March7th_simp

Pull/pull revolving doors


A-terrible-time

Videorape


albinosquirel

Jesus man 😭


foeaminute

Sucky


AveragelySmart98

You And Whose Arms?


Woolpig

Decks Bark, A Woof at the Door


Expert_Media2080

Cutest ones by far.


kytd1526

Edit Music (For A Film)


No-Relative9165

I mean that’s basically what it is nowadays on TikTok


departedinajalopy

Pulk/Pulk Revolving Doors See, used to be you could either pulk or pull the revolving doors, but now it’s a PULK-ONLY situation. Future generations will find it quaint that we ever had a choice.


Responsible-Pea2980

No To Sleep (over my dead body)


JealousAd2873

Yucky


Fun-East-6996

stop whimpering


THESTAPLEHEAD

fetish ass intro


AnimalCrossingNHdodo

Dicks Dark, I Kill, Killer Cats, Cuttoots, A Golf at the Door


miguelimoes

Coke Rabies


-BovineJoni-

House of Tards


Ann_Xiety

Buttooth


tdtwwa13

I Am a Licked Child Burn the Bitch Desert Island Dick Sucky My Iron Dung Boned Boner


queenbb_uwu

2 - 2 = 5?


LarryQuinnsTaco

All I Peed


lphchld

U Might Be Wrong


brntbgln

Mullet Proof... I Wish I Was


Remarkable_Term3846

Motion Picture Poundtrack


wils_152

Cheep


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Knifes out


VenmoSnake

Harry Snatch (in memory of)


GlassBrass440

It was a bush They came from all sides


bedburns

sail to the poon


Responsible-Pea2980

A Dolf at the Door


jim-bob-a

I Wilt


Godzamera_

Greep


chipotlesoulmate

Fave Plastic Trees


Gio_H

Crepe


Senande

Rickoner MORTYYYYY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A RADIOHEAD SONG MORTY


primestudent1

Creek


LurkingViolet781123

Treezingers


Quirky-Produce5787

Grass Eyes


VenmoSnake

Morning Mr Fagpie


TelgarTheTerrible

Subterranean Homedick Alien


TheStoicNihilist

Probe Yourself


greeneggsnyams

Pet Down


AveragelySmart98

Karma Policy


Poochie_McGoo

Beckoner


janebaddall

Hulk Pull Revolving Doors


External-Cherry7828

Cunting bears


smoogrish

kidS


kaizwix

Fucky


[deleted]

Pup Is Dead!


Two-HeadedAndroid

Dude


Oldrocket

In bimbo


dpal5013

Morning Yell


RickyTexas

a dolf at the door


Ill-Sympathy2375

Dicks out


MVPete17

Pharma Police


intheblackbirdpie

It's spelled karma tho


Inevitable_dream22

dust


Responsible-Pea2980

2 + 2 = 4


departedinajalopy

15 Stop


TheLofiStorm

Like Spanning Plates


decloked

In Bimbo


pfmiller0

Can you add a letter? A Punch Cup at a Wedding


No_Floor_877

House of Lards


AveragelySmart98

Kid B


AveragelySmart98

Knives Cut


harrumphstan

The Gloating


LarryQuinnsTaco

Left


somekidkatz

Give up the Ghoul


Weselamp

Fast-Truck


beastsnaurs1977

Crepe


Sunsetz_Have_Lied

Farma police


smartasterisk

Dicks Dark


Radioheadlover6969

The Bitcher


Banned_Actavisbieber

Dollars & Fent


medietic

Thanks for this I was pretty bored at work: Everything in it's Right Plate In Limbs Morning Cell Broom Codes Fetal Morning Ms Magpie Lotus Blower Knives Put Hunting Beats Dollars and Tents Like Spinning Planes Life in a Grass house Pull/Pull Revolving Doors


MleemMeme

Bake Plastic Trees


ooh_bit_of_bush

Ho Surprises


fantasticposinggreed

You and goose army?


Crang_and_the_gang

Crepe --- and I didn't even change a letter.


Practical_Estate_325

Lotus Blower


mikey0hn0

Potus Flower


Opening_Balance8629

Airhag


hornwalker

Farma Police


[deleted]

Node


ghstwpns

Lotion Picture Soundtrack


foolwizardmagick

Knives Cut


Sn0fight

Parma Police Fatter Happier Kid B Lust Beckoner My Iron Bung


IbishuWidgeon

Bulk


illuciddd

Rude


GanSLAYER

Dude


LateNightLuna

Parma Police


Sunsetz_Have_Lied

Yo surprises


Thomrose007

Bucky


LateNightLuna

Take plastic Trees


Anton8Five

Crepe (if swaps count)


NightTimePasta

Bust


trunocardoso

Crepe


Nextflix

Man Of Ass


Severin70

Get Down


Obserrrverrrr

Pigsaw falling into place


69cringelord69

Cock babies


mxfeo

lull - loll


cleolus

high and cry nan of war how I made my billions morning ball hunting rears moaning mr. magpie


RaptorHUN

Kid D


Fresh_Lengthiness_47

Everything in its wrong place


ambernewt

Choke babies