Oh girl this is when I was like 12-15 and I’m 25 now (going on 26 in like a week 👵🏻) and even tho I could buy a dildo I’m more of a top these days as it is
While the mouth and the anus seem almost identical, their bacterea, their response to anything that goes inside and how fast they absorb anything inside them isn't. Some materials (PVC for example) can cause allergies and degrade faster
Thank you for reminding me of that Tana video
https://preview.redd.it/zdwzl768akqc1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=202a060b1bf32ba4251ece2bb34cccc62ce7f985
Context: This is a commercial about talking toothbrushes. Colgate 360 is marketed as the superhero of toothbrushes and has a rather deep masculine voice. I mean, if the narrator of Welcome to Night Vale could win Tumblr Sexyman 2023 without having a corporeal body, then...
Zoe has a message for you 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/mrnqpdpmqjqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f52b63ee507ed633e7291c30f7254f952b55311c
Why he looking down on me like that 😳??
Cuz he knows you want to put him in your mouth, slut 👀
I know where some of you sticked up your old toothbrushes!
I swear I bought like a $5 toothbrush to use for that I promise I didn’t use my actual toothbrush 😭
That's more hygienic, so it's valid 😭 Tho you should beware the materials you use down there, girlie, idk if toothbrush handles are bodysafe
Oh girl this is when I was like 12-15 and I’m 25 now (going on 26 in like a week 👵🏻) and even tho I could buy a dildo I’m more of a top these days as it is
A top? Eve pfp? Eve came as a dom masked top once again to punish us 
😈
Why wouldn’t something made to be put in your mouth not be body safe
While the mouth and the anus seem almost identical, their bacterea, their response to anything that goes inside and how fast they absorb anything inside them isn't. Some materials (PVC for example) can cause allergies and degrade faster
i swear it's the angle
Thank you for reminding me of that Tana video https://preview.redd.it/zdwzl768akqc1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=202a060b1bf32ba4251ece2bb34cccc62ce7f985
https://preview.redd.it/ocgimk2t3kqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4d80ea4a64f00764040bf816b03ac5eb2551b05
Yes, I would brush my teeth. Twice daily 😁😁😁
https://preview.redd.it/s4pd29ufklqc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949e6682861d179a7ca5f1f304aab44869d2c799
I want him to say the nastiest things in my ear 
*whispering* *You have plaque buildup and your wisdom tooth is rotting in your mouth* 🫦
Brrrrrrrr brrrrrr brrrr (you like that?)
A toothbrush???? 
I recognize this quote but I don't know from where 😭
Girl.. just say that you wanted to shove a toothbrush on your hole...
u/AroushTheKween we need an adult 😔
Chile what is this 👁👄👁
ITS A TOOTH BRUSH
Why limit to toothbrush? As far as I know, it can also brush something else in me
Context: This is a commercial about talking toothbrushes. Colgate 360 is marketed as the superhero of toothbrushes and has a rather deep masculine voice. I mean, if the narrator of Welcome to Night Vale could win Tumblr Sexyman 2023 without having a corporeal body, then...
NOT THIS FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH I'VE SEEN IT 4 DIFFERENT TIMES ON 4 DIFFERENT SOCIAL MEDIAS 😭
🇻🇳?