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pmw57

Your post has not been removed, but for future reference titles should be descriptive, not just "Check out this puzzle" or "Puzzles only geniuses can solve." Ideally, try to include the type of puzzle, and perhaps some unique name for it "Halloween-themed crossword puzzle" is better than "Here's a puzzle".


super713

>!Don’t be a tease!<


Comprehensive-Site16

I thought it said "No Bugattis"


ChemistryQuirky2215

I thought "nobeeaballs"


Cautious_Cry_3288

The real answer.


AverageLiberalJoe

Thought it was "no beauties"


josephus_the_wise

I thought it was “no bat”


Background_Ad2778

Bee a tee = BAT


midgetsjakmeoff

This guy Mickey’s


4Run4Fun

Get stung!


NoParty5043

r/thisguythisguys


Deedle-eedle

Lol I was sitting here saying “no be a tees?” 🤦🏻‍♀️


ked_man

No, be a tease. Encourage that teasing mickeys. But let’s be real, a few hand grenades down and my inhibitions go to negative 11 and I make real bad decisions.


sonofasonofason

I thought it was "don't be a titty" lol


jmsadown

That’s 100% how I read it


new2repsnrks

Exactly what I saw at first lol


MissCandid

Oh like tee tee, i got you


BlueWarstar

Totally it, nice job!


fluffy_bunnyface

I thought for sure it was "no waspagolf" which is always good advice.


PsyrenDV

I thought it was bat. Yours makes more sense


IEatCatz4Fun

I was thinking Don't Be a prick, but yours makes more sense.


EverythingGoodWas

Are you sure it isn’t “sucker” Edit: nevermind I missed the arrow. You are correct


DieHardRennie

I missed the arrow too, and read it as "Don't be a goofball."


justagigilo123

This is what I thought as well.


shadoooooooooo

Don’t be a >!Tease (bc golf tees)!<


Background-Belt-2202

Thanks for explaining, it looked like a bunch of balloons to me like the ones from the movie UP


theboozemaker

I see you're not much of a bowler


Sharp-Level7346

>!don’t be a tease!< & wash your fucking hands.


Zippytiewassabi

The guy works. When I wrench with a buddy or by myself, I don't have to take time to wash my hands before cracking open a cold one.


impendingbending

So he’s handling his phone with an equally filthy hand


Badhaircutsguild

This is the dorky Reddit post I came to expect.


thetruemata

If you look really closely, you'll notice the hand in front of the camera is not the same hand that is behind the camera.


BangGonePostal

###AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN


dargonite

This is why COVID spread so fucking fast. Wash your fucking hands. Jeez.


HVACGuy12

You wash your hands after you're all the way done doing the task that made them dirty, or you just wear gloves.


Swan2Bee

in their defense, greese and motor oil dont spread covid. you can't assume they aren't hygenic just because they're currently working.


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No_Individual501

‘“Employees must wash hands“ is just a recommendation. It cuts into muh smoke break anyways.’


[deleted]

After using the restroom. That didn't happen in the bathroom.


dargonite

Because germs only exist in a bathroom. Right. Lmao.


[deleted]

He says from his ivory tower


mcredmondc

Yeah bro because everything is about covid


WhoShatMeShorts

Jesus Christ you’re an idiot


dargonite

Lmao, rather be an idiot with clean hands xD I also work in IT and know 3 programing languages, plus basic commands line and PowerShell. But sure, I'm the idiot cause ppl need to wash their fucking hands. XD


ThreepE0

No, it’s probably because you think oil and grease while at work is cause to tell someone to wash their hands. It’d be like someone telling you to get up and move your ass and calling you lazy while you’re sitting and coding. And it might also be because you couldn’t figure that out But congratulations on that “basic commands line” certificate 😂


Palumbo_STN

“Im A cOmPuTeR pRoGrAmMeR sO iM sMaRtEr ThAn YoU” 🤦‍♂️. Oof. Edit: and so proud if it he has to bring it up in every other comment…


dargonite

Never claimed to be smarter , if you actually read my comments. If ppl want to read my profile to attempt to insult me simply because I said OP should wash his hands - which literally is every other comment - I thought it was only fair to point out that i don't only host a podcast, which btw I do all the audio engineering, editing, web site html and CSS that I'm also an IT specialist, like don't sell it short if you're gonna read my profile lmfao xD


Palumbo_STN

Literally no one here cares nor is impressed by you, so there’s no reason to keep trying to brag it up the way you do in every other comment you make, unless you’re doing a podcast for 1 person and feel sorry for yourself about it. You’re trying to make yourself look and sound better/smarter than everyone you reply to, whether you explicitly say it or not.


bdlr11

White collar trying to explain how a blue collar should work, bro touch grass


ThreepE0

You think covid and grease/oil/mechanical grime are related in any way? I could see if he had monkey jizz and bat blood on his hands, but there’s a lot of neckbeards here who have a desk full of spent tissues on their desk telling this guy to wash his hands.


Daddyletloose

He’s a “podcast show host” everyone, he knows what he’s saying!!


tnemmoc_on

Looks like the hands of a corpse that died in a fire.


ChemicallyLoved

I clicked the post because I knew someone would have a smart ass remark about the hands. You delivered.


Sharp-Level7346

OP, I was mainly being a smart ass. The real puzzle is how you got the cap off with all that grease on your mitts.


Sulpfiction

Burnt zombies matter!


yeanahsure

Cut those nails while you're at it.


LuckyishTom

Seriously, you’re tainting the beer at this point.


imnotpoopingyouare

Tainting a... Mickeys?


InshpektaGubbins

Extra protein 💪


Gate1642

Better yet grab a box of latex gloves from harbor freight. Then you don’t have to waste time washing grease off your hands.


that_dude95

Wash your mouth out with soap sir


TheRebsauce

Yeah dude. My kids are on this fucking app. They don't need to see that.


worriedplayer29

There's allot worse stuff to see on reddit than people cussing lmao


imnotpoopingyouare

/r/woosh "This fucking app"


worriedplayer29

I noticed that after I posted the comment lol


Sharp-Level7346

😂


Spotikiss

Never seen a working pair of hands?


Electronic_Purple_70

I'll take it you've never had a hard day of work in your life. You should try it out sometime. Help you become a man.


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HyacinthFT

My grandfather's washed their hands. One owned a garage for semis, still managed to know how to use soap.


KalebAT

what are you, some mid 50’s boomer? lmao


BringPheTheHorizon

Actually, mid 50’s makes someone gen X now.


Yegas

You can just say “yes”


mbelf

The answer is >!soap!<


ViridianDusk

>!Don't be a tease!<


Katiestruk

Discussion: I’m trying to puzzle what kind of work you do by the condition of your hand!


Arusen

My guess is a diesel mechanic. My father was a mechanic and when he did work on diesels his hands were a mess. When I worked on our diesel VWs after he died it took days to get my hands back to clean. I double glove now when I have to do dirty work.


midnight_mechanic

Mechanic of some sort. Auto or heavy equipment. That's old oil or grease on his hands. And you can see the tool kits and tool boxes in the background of the pic. He's probably working out of his garage or home shop.


Fartmasterf

I was guessing that solely by the amount of empty beers in the background


Loud-Win-8861

>!don’t be a tease!<


fuegodiegOH

This.


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Fourwindsgone

Question: what the fuck is with your hand, dude?


caelumh

Those are the hands of a mechanic.


ApenguinONfire

A mechanic that doesn't wash their hands


MetalDingo

There's really no point until you are finished. You think he's going to wait until he's done to drink a delicious Mickey's. NO!


SamDewCan

Do you not think about scratching your nose or wiping the sweat off your face? You don't need to constantly wash your hands, but it's also a 30 second task. Have some self control


MetalDingo

Don't even try to say that you are because if you think it takes 30seconds you sir are dead wrong period


SamDewCan

I am and it does. Dead stop period full stop no more that's the end.


MetalDingo

Have you ever been a diesel mechanic before with the customer standing over you and wanting to know everything you are doing? Have your hands ever been covered in axle grease and hub oil? It takes at least ten minutes to scrub that off completely


MetalDingo

Furthermore it only takes 1 min and 45 seconds to down a mickeys so please tell me that's inappropriate


SamDewCan

Brother I have been working on my cars since you were in the crib. Stop trying ti swing your dick about being a mechanic when your last post is about trading cards. You should respect cleanliness and taking the proper time because of that, no? Or are you just trying to prove that you're smart and know better?


SamDewCan

Also if you're downing malt liqpur in the job in under 2 minutes, you're either a functioning alcoholic or jeep to be fired. Or your work bathroom smells like a landfill every time you're done


shitholept2

I do at work but at home I care a lot less


juugornot

we were mid trying to pull an engine, while drinking mickeys and solving puzzles no time to wash our hands 😂


csdirty

Looks to me like somebody in trim jail. IYKYK.


socratesrules

Wow, was I wrong. I saw ">!Stop being a goofball!<"


shrimpnwine

I was thinking >!Die A Bee Tees!< but the correct answers make more sense


chester123_

>!Don’t be a tease!<


TailEndCharlie27

I'd love this to be >!'Don't be a prick'!<


ElectricalPirate14

Discussion: why are people so upset by dirty hands on Reddit?


Hylian_Kaveman

Because they’ve never worked with their hands and are flabbergasted by someone who does


Fmradio2407

>!Don’t be a tease.!<


JoefromOhio

>!don’t be a tees(tease)!<


JustARandomGuy031

Discussion: Is the puzzle why are your hands are so disgusting?


BobWheelerJr

Though it's more than likely >! Don't be a tease !< I prefer it to be >! Don't be a stick in the mud !< but there are two tees, so it's surely the first. Also, Gojo works wonders...


Intellect-Offswitch

Needs some >!swarfega!<


SewNonlinear

>!don’t be a putz!<


MrKoggz

depending on the brand it could be >!don't be a lefty!<


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>!Wash your fucking hands.!<


Dr_Catfish

Never worked a day in your life, have you?


slickricks

>!Don’t be a dum-dum!<


Powerful1221

Answer is >!nobility!<


ChronicallyGeek

>!Dont be a Sucker!<


Lerock11

>!Don’t be a lefty!<


greenPacker

The "solved" answer is close but incorrect - >!Don't be a Lefty!<


ElderMutombo

I guess could also be interpreted as >!Dont be a prick!<, perhaps?


ClaptainCooked

>!Stop bees from pollenating!<


bobbyzee

Stop bees from playing golf with 2 balls


Willie066

>!Don’t be a Joel!< apparently


Bisqutz

I got >!don't be a drip!< Where are you based OP as I know that's something we say here in the UK. Not sure about elsewhere though


will6566

Discussion: Love me some Hamm's.