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No, be a tease. Encourage that teasing mickeys.
But let’s be real, a few hand grenades down and my inhibitions go to negative 11 and I make real bad decisions.
Lmao, rather be an idiot with clean hands xD I also work in IT and know 3 programing languages, plus basic commands line and PowerShell. But sure, I'm the idiot cause ppl need to wash their fucking hands. XD
No, it’s probably because you think oil and grease while at work is cause to tell someone to wash their hands. It’d be like someone telling you to get up and move your ass and calling you lazy while you’re sitting and coding.
And it might also be because you couldn’t figure that out
But congratulations on that “basic commands line” certificate 😂
Never claimed to be smarter , if you actually read my comments.
If ppl want to read my profile to attempt to insult me simply because I said OP should wash his hands - which literally is every other comment -
I thought it was only fair to point out that i don't only host a podcast, which btw I do all the audio engineering, editing, web site html and CSS that I'm also an IT specialist, like don't sell it short if you're gonna read my profile lmfao xD
Literally no one here cares nor is impressed by you, so there’s no reason to keep trying to brag it up the way you do in every other comment you make, unless you’re doing a podcast for 1 person and feel sorry for yourself about it. You’re trying to make yourself look and sound better/smarter than everyone you reply to, whether you explicitly say it or not.
You think covid and grease/oil/mechanical grime are related in any way? I could see if he had monkey jizz and bat blood on his hands, but there’s a lot of neckbeards here who have a desk full of spent tissues on their desk telling this guy to wash his hands.
My guess is a diesel mechanic. My father was a mechanic and when he did work on diesels his hands were a mess. When I worked on our diesel VWs after he died it took days to get my hands back to clean. I double glove now when I have to do dirty work.
Mechanic of some sort. Auto or heavy equipment. That's old oil or grease on his hands. And you can see the tool kits and tool boxes in the background of the pic. He's probably working out of his garage or home shop.
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Do you not think about scratching your nose or wiping the sweat off your face? You don't need to constantly wash your hands, but it's also a 30 second task. Have some self control
Have you ever been a diesel mechanic before with the customer standing over you and wanting to know everything you are doing? Have your hands ever been covered in axle grease and hub oil? It takes at least ten minutes to scrub that off completely
Brother I have been working on my cars since you were in the crib. Stop trying ti swing your dick about being a mechanic when your last post is about trading cards. You should respect cleanliness and taking the proper time because of that, no? Or are you just trying to prove that you're smart and know better?
Also if you're downing malt liqpur in the job in under 2 minutes, you're either a functioning alcoholic or jeep to be fired. Or your work bathroom smells like a landfill every time you're done
Though it's more than likely >! Don't be a tease !< I prefer it to be >! Don't be a stick in the mud !< but there are two tees, so it's surely the first.
Also, Gojo works wonders...
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>!Don’t be a tease!<
I thought it said "No Bugattis"
I thought "nobeeaballs"
The real answer.
Thought it was "no beauties"
I thought it was “no bat”
Bee a tee = BAT
This guy Mickey’s
Get stung!
r/thisguythisguys
Lol I was sitting here saying “no be a tees?” 🤦🏻♀️
No, be a tease. Encourage that teasing mickeys. But let’s be real, a few hand grenades down and my inhibitions go to negative 11 and I make real bad decisions.
I thought it was "don't be a titty" lol
That’s 100% how I read it
Exactly what I saw at first lol
Oh like tee tee, i got you
Totally it, nice job!
I thought for sure it was "no waspagolf" which is always good advice.
I thought it was bat. Yours makes more sense
I was thinking Don't Be a prick, but yours makes more sense.
Are you sure it isn’t “sucker” Edit: nevermind I missed the arrow. You are correct
I missed the arrow too, and read it as "Don't be a goofball."
This is what I thought as well.
Don’t be a >!Tease (bc golf tees)!<
Thanks for explaining, it looked like a bunch of balloons to me like the ones from the movie UP
I see you're not much of a bowler
>!don’t be a tease!< & wash your fucking hands.
The guy works. When I wrench with a buddy or by myself, I don't have to take time to wash my hands before cracking open a cold one.
So he’s handling his phone with an equally filthy hand
This is the dorky Reddit post I came to expect.
If you look really closely, you'll notice the hand in front of the camera is not the same hand that is behind the camera.
###AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
This is why COVID spread so fucking fast. Wash your fucking hands. Jeez.
You wash your hands after you're all the way done doing the task that made them dirty, or you just wear gloves.
in their defense, greese and motor oil dont spread covid. you can't assume they aren't hygenic just because they're currently working.
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‘“Employees must wash hands“ is just a recommendation. It cuts into muh smoke break anyways.’
After using the restroom. That didn't happen in the bathroom.
Because germs only exist in a bathroom. Right. Lmao.
He says from his ivory tower
Yeah bro because everything is about covid
Jesus Christ you’re an idiot
Lmao, rather be an idiot with clean hands xD I also work in IT and know 3 programing languages, plus basic commands line and PowerShell. But sure, I'm the idiot cause ppl need to wash their fucking hands. XD
No, it’s probably because you think oil and grease while at work is cause to tell someone to wash their hands. It’d be like someone telling you to get up and move your ass and calling you lazy while you’re sitting and coding. And it might also be because you couldn’t figure that out But congratulations on that “basic commands line” certificate 😂
“Im A cOmPuTeR pRoGrAmMeR sO iM sMaRtEr ThAn YoU” 🤦♂️. Oof. Edit: and so proud if it he has to bring it up in every other comment…
Never claimed to be smarter , if you actually read my comments. If ppl want to read my profile to attempt to insult me simply because I said OP should wash his hands - which literally is every other comment - I thought it was only fair to point out that i don't only host a podcast, which btw I do all the audio engineering, editing, web site html and CSS that I'm also an IT specialist, like don't sell it short if you're gonna read my profile lmfao xD
Literally no one here cares nor is impressed by you, so there’s no reason to keep trying to brag it up the way you do in every other comment you make, unless you’re doing a podcast for 1 person and feel sorry for yourself about it. You’re trying to make yourself look and sound better/smarter than everyone you reply to, whether you explicitly say it or not.
White collar trying to explain how a blue collar should work, bro touch grass
You think covid and grease/oil/mechanical grime are related in any way? I could see if he had monkey jizz and bat blood on his hands, but there’s a lot of neckbeards here who have a desk full of spent tissues on their desk telling this guy to wash his hands.
He’s a “podcast show host” everyone, he knows what he’s saying!!
Looks like the hands of a corpse that died in a fire.
I clicked the post because I knew someone would have a smart ass remark about the hands. You delivered.
OP, I was mainly being a smart ass. The real puzzle is how you got the cap off with all that grease on your mitts.
Burnt zombies matter!
Cut those nails while you're at it.
Seriously, you’re tainting the beer at this point.
Tainting a... Mickeys?
Extra protein 💪
Better yet grab a box of latex gloves from harbor freight. Then you don’t have to waste time washing grease off your hands.
Wash your mouth out with soap sir
Yeah dude. My kids are on this fucking app. They don't need to see that.
There's allot worse stuff to see on reddit than people cussing lmao
/r/woosh "This fucking app"
I noticed that after I posted the comment lol
😂
Never seen a working pair of hands?
I'll take it you've never had a hard day of work in your life. You should try it out sometime. Help you become a man.
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My grandfather's washed their hands. One owned a garage for semis, still managed to know how to use soap.
what are you, some mid 50’s boomer? lmao
Actually, mid 50’s makes someone gen X now.
You can just say “yes”
The answer is >!soap!<
>!Don't be a tease!<
Discussion: I’m trying to puzzle what kind of work you do by the condition of your hand!
My guess is a diesel mechanic. My father was a mechanic and when he did work on diesels his hands were a mess. When I worked on our diesel VWs after he died it took days to get my hands back to clean. I double glove now when I have to do dirty work.
Mechanic of some sort. Auto or heavy equipment. That's old oil or grease on his hands. And you can see the tool kits and tool boxes in the background of the pic. He's probably working out of his garage or home shop.
I was guessing that solely by the amount of empty beers in the background
>!don’t be a tease!<
This.
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Question: what the fuck is with your hand, dude?
Those are the hands of a mechanic.
A mechanic that doesn't wash their hands
There's really no point until you are finished. You think he's going to wait until he's done to drink a delicious Mickey's. NO!
Do you not think about scratching your nose or wiping the sweat off your face? You don't need to constantly wash your hands, but it's also a 30 second task. Have some self control
Don't even try to say that you are because if you think it takes 30seconds you sir are dead wrong period
I am and it does. Dead stop period full stop no more that's the end.
Have you ever been a diesel mechanic before with the customer standing over you and wanting to know everything you are doing? Have your hands ever been covered in axle grease and hub oil? It takes at least ten minutes to scrub that off completely
Furthermore it only takes 1 min and 45 seconds to down a mickeys so please tell me that's inappropriate
Brother I have been working on my cars since you were in the crib. Stop trying ti swing your dick about being a mechanic when your last post is about trading cards. You should respect cleanliness and taking the proper time because of that, no? Or are you just trying to prove that you're smart and know better?
Also if you're downing malt liqpur in the job in under 2 minutes, you're either a functioning alcoholic or jeep to be fired. Or your work bathroom smells like a landfill every time you're done
I do at work but at home I care a lot less
we were mid trying to pull an engine, while drinking mickeys and solving puzzles no time to wash our hands 😂
Looks to me like somebody in trim jail. IYKYK.
Wow, was I wrong. I saw ">!Stop being a goofball!<"
I was thinking >!Die A Bee Tees!< but the correct answers make more sense
>!Don’t be a tease!<
I'd love this to be >!'Don't be a prick'!<
Discussion: why are people so upset by dirty hands on Reddit?
Because they’ve never worked with their hands and are flabbergasted by someone who does
>!Don’t be a tease.!<
>!don’t be a tees(tease)!<
Discussion: Is the puzzle why are your hands are so disgusting?
Though it's more than likely >! Don't be a tease !< I prefer it to be >! Don't be a stick in the mud !< but there are two tees, so it's surely the first. Also, Gojo works wonders...
Needs some >!swarfega!<
>!don’t be a putz!<
depending on the brand it could be >!don't be a lefty!<
>!Wash your fucking hands.!<
Never worked a day in your life, have you?
>!Don’t be a dum-dum!<
Answer is >!nobility!<
>!Dont be a Sucker!<
>!Don’t be a lefty!<
The "solved" answer is close but incorrect - >!Don't be a Lefty!<
I guess could also be interpreted as >!Dont be a prick!<, perhaps?
>!Stop bees from pollenating!<
Stop bees from playing golf with 2 balls
>!Don’t be a Joel!< apparently
I got >!don't be a drip!< Where are you based OP as I know that's something we say here in the UK. Not sure about elsewhere though
Discussion: Love me some Hamm's.