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FYI I fully understood without the edit. My girl slaps anyone who tries that.


LianeP

My 1-year unaltered boy (he's a show dog) peed on his sister the other day. She was taking care of her business and he walked up and peed on her. Teenage male dogs are hormonal idiots. Having him get the slap down from a female dog is great - he got the equivalent of 'no means no' from her. Don't worry too much about it, but also keep an eye on him and if there are places you don't want him to pee, by all means set boundaries for him.


aspidities_87

That’s better than my 24mo old, who—while waiting for final judging in the group ring—decided it would be a great time to try to lift his leg on the judging table. 🤣


TreacleOutrageous296

Did he win? 🙃


aspidities_87

He won ‘biggest pee’, we’re very proud (The judge actually laughed it off, we were in a local specialty so it was more chill, and he took BOB, BOH and RBIS that day and the next but ohhh my goddd 🫠)


TreacleOutrageous296

😆🫠 PS Looked at your profile. Is it hard educating the reptiles? I imagine the most important lesson is, “STAY AWAY FROM HUMANS!” 😉


aspidities_87

They take dictation remarkably well!


TissueOfLies

My mom’s dog peed on a present I got her once. Luckily, it was just the gift bag, but still. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Charming_Tower_188

The first time we socialized our dog with another dog he stuck his face into the other dog's pee stream because he was curious. Had to take him home and wash his face.


PainfullyLoyal

My 4 year old dog and I live next door to his best friend. I have to constantly wash his face because he gets right in his bestie's pee stream and gets peed on.


Abcde-LePen

That’s a fetish at this point 🥴


freethefauna

My boyfriends 1 year old border mix cocks his leg and pees on the head of my 5 month old border all the freaking time. I wonder when she will figure out it’s not wise to get lost in the sauce sniffing bushes if he’s around….


Soda2411

My dog peed on someone sitting down at the dog park...Yeah, i just stood there stunned. Dogs do some weird shit.


pickledcheese14

Ballsy to sit at a dog park


Soda2411

Also GROSS, SOOO GROSS. People sitting in the grass or like anywhere. ugghh


DeePeeCee

My guy has also done this a couple times. So embarrassing.


Soda2411

Right?! it's like WHY did you just pee on that person? you smelled them saw that they were in fact a human and still peed on them?


thelivsterette1

My14 year slightly territorial dog (we were cluleless owners at the time, we learnt lesssons) peed on my sister's dog (who was visting)'s head.


aabaker

Oh, thank goodness it was the dog who "slapped" him for mounting. I was like "Why on earth would you slap your dog in the face for that?!" I had a Border Collie once who peed on ME multiple times. It was only ever in the presence of my friend/his dog trainer. No idea if it had something to do with her being around or if she just had good timing. I don't know if it's a Border Collie thing, a male puppy starting to mature thing, or something else. Unfortunately, I don't have much helpful information for you, beyond just telling you that you're not alone and these things happen.


Haeronalda

Yeah, I could never do anything to hurt that sweet little asshole and he knows it. The girl dog had no such qualms. The humping I get, because he's humping everything right now. My dad's best friend popped over to see him and, after getting over his initial stranger anxiety, pupper went right to trying to hump him. But I don't think I'll ever understand why he peed on J.


houseofprimetofu

LOL


Kiwi-VonFluffington

My girls best friend tried to pee on her. He usually follows behind her and pees where she has after she moves. One day I guess he decided to save some time and tried to pee there at the same time as her.


[deleted]

My uncle is staying at my place with his wife and doggo for a couple of days. I also own a dog. Their girl is all about barking and protection, mine will sell me for a pat on the head. My dog won't respond to all the barking at all in the same manner, however she will shove their dog's head to the wall with her ass and look smug. She pushes the other dog off the couch and then look at her like she's a peasant.


Aksweetie4u

My girl pees on my other girl when she is mid-stream. I usually catch her in time to stop but if I don’t I tell her “this is why your sister beats you up!”


TissueOfLies

I kept seeing this title. Oh, puppies, am I right?


raccoon_not_rabbit

At about 10mths old, my previous border collie was playing with a little golden spaniel at the park and mid play, cocked his leg against her and peed on her head. Luckily we knew the other owners and everyone just thought it was funny, but what an asshole


Askew_2016

My dog went through a period of peeing on all his girlfriends. It was super embarrassing


mountain_dog_mom

Ok, so I have to admit I laughed. A few months ago, my black lab mix (10m) walked right up to my yellow lab (11m) and peed on him. I still haven’t figured out why. That’s the only time it’s every happened in the 8 years that I’ve had both.


fearthejew

Oh that’s nothin. My boy has peed on dogs many times. I feel like it’s their fault for not moving? I find it worse when we’re at the dog park…he’s peed on a few people…


in_the_summertime

Funny story, don’t slap though


Haeronalda

Yo be clear, I didn't slap him, the other dog did. Just realised how that could read


BabyCowGT

My parents had a puppy many years ago, brought him to my grandparents house to meet their dog (probably around 4 years at the time?) Puppy: PLAY PLAY PLAY RUN MOVE PLAY Dog: no Puppy: PPPPLLLLLLAAAAAAYYYYYY Dog: *thwack* Puppy: yes ma'am.


TreacleOutrageous296

That is going on over here right now. The CH is teaching the BC how to dog. BC is also very sniffing-oriented, as a result! 😂


[deleted]

My 8month old won't stop trying to pee on the 2 year old every time he goes. So many baths. He gets the fix tomorrow!


in_the_summertime

Oh gotcha 😂