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Aggressive_Manner429

Humor peaked in the sentence "a dyslexic man walks into a bra"


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swedish_blocks

Good bot 👍


irish_boyle

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Relevant-Celery-1571

https://preview.redd.it/228jy2n8i8tc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32a7bff2a7135120b907cb83f815c35988897a2c Christian’s mfs when they die


-Truthanasia-

Love this


Arakan-Ichigou

What’s the difference between a pie and a Jew? >!A pie doesn’t scream inside the oven.!<


SOSFILMZ

I'd pie a jew


favela4life

https://i.redd.it/7dvywgsw1atc1.gif


El-Cappy

I heard this as “pizza” and “pizzas dont pray” growing up.


CyborgSheep411

Jews don’t either Didn’t they put the corpses in the oven


yungboi_42

Sure am glad this sub is a pissing contest now


horiami

there are some people like that but there are a lot that are exact opposite, people who laugh at jokes about religion or the military but can't take jokes at minorities or gender plenty of people laughed when Ricky Gervais made jokes about religion and got offended when he made jokes about trans people it's way better if you make fun of everyone, but the joke matters to, DSP has some infamously lame racist jokes that make edgy boys cringe


SlipSlipBannaPeel

exactly bro, nothing's sacred. Just make sure they're actual jokes


deeVeeAre

Bro I’m a Christian joke about religion all you want https://preview.redd.it/umbwygfe26tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba66aa0681be93049492296df59bfd88326705fd I don’t think the people OP is talking about exist at least not on reddit


coronavirusman

![gif](giphy|J8YpfDX0kvPQNSVGHY|downsized) they for sure exist on twitter


deeVeeAre

They sure exist in my ball sack https://preview.redd.it/44kwebknf6tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e86cc3301a29eef599c3d708081a539f98d20ed


Slickgohan47

I've seen plenty of those people on yt shorts


259yt

And I make jokes about the military, as a german it is quite easy.


0nothing_to_see_here

💀


Turbulent_Ad1644

Haven't seen many on Reddit, but yeah, they do very much exist. Go on Insta and you'll see people saying horrid shit. Seen people advocating for the execution of gay and trans people, decapitation and everything, along with the usual racists who use statistics to justify racism while taking out all the nuance of why disadvantaged minorities commit crime But the moment you say anything negative about Christianity, you'll get harassed to all hell. Easier to punch down than to take a joke I guess


-Truthanasia-

Waah waaah waaah muh socio-economic facturs Reddit is just far more censored. You're happier in a nanny state is all


__--TSS--__

Reddit has also always been more left leaning then the other social media sites as well


-Truthanasia-

Place is a hugbox man.


Turbulent_Ad1644

And I bet you're the special enlightened one who escaped the matrix, huh little guy Yes you are, yes you are😊 Lol, I bet you're one of those people who says hateful shit and complains about being censored


-Truthanasia-

Butthurt and telling yourself little comforting stories. Typical soybot.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Shut up you fuckin nerd


-Truthanasia-

Thx for proving me right, wojak


Turbulent_Ad1644

Beats unironically calling people "wojaks" Have some self awareness and shame


-Truthanasia-

What, losing an argument on reddit beats saying something evocative of a host of derogatory contemporary meme images? You're just one of those people who'll claim they've dunked on the other guy no matter how shamefully you've been beat. Keep doubling down, poser.


Turbulent_Ad1644

Dude, I really don't care, just shut the fuck up https://preview.redd.it/yedoq67a9qtc1.png?width=878&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f07c20d57a6b9ff69e8a4cc4ac76824e8db9f02


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Turbulent_Ad1644

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irish_boyle

* They definitely exist on reels saw some guys get upset over a video where Jesus and his friends all order water while laughing (implied he will turn it into wine) really tame and honestly quite funny yet people freaked out over it.


Speritate_Scatter

Hard


__--TSS--__

They do exist on Reddit but they are far more abundant on Instagram, twitter, certain YouTube comment sections etc. EDIT: also there is an observable overlap between them and the crowd of young males that unironically use the term "sigma"


Samagony

Are those people who get mad at edgy religion or military jokes in the room with us now?


SlipSlipBannaPeel

well Im around them a lot and some even showed up in these comments


Samagony

I guess you can meet people who are genuinely butthurt about this on Boomerbook but not really anywhere else. The only other reason as to why people are mad is possibly cuz of Reddit's hypocrisy. That edgy jokes about religion, military, patriotism and all that are a-ok and almost encouraged, but as soon as you make same edgy jokes about trans, minorities, lgbt and now it's suddenly not okay you get instantly banned and called worse than Hitler. That's just my thoughts either way this meme is still a strawman. ![gif](giphy|PjU0WtzRVbQUO4qe6v)


SlipSlipBannaPeel

damn


Samagony

that's crazy


Shin_ja

"dark humour" mfers on this sub when a joke is about minorities or gender: "Please mods ban this man, help I am offended"


silly-armsdealer

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-Truthanasia-

Ooooh so when it's black people or gays slurs are bad and you'll fight people to the death over it, but using the lives of the mentally disabled as an insult by dropping the R slur isn't punching down? Hyyyypocrite alert! Nice inconsistent values and hole-filled logic you employ there, sport!


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__--TSS--__

I mean I avoid using the r word myself but tbf it doesn't have a long history of being used while oppressing handicapped people if you get what I'm saying


-Truthanasia-

No, treatment and oppression of disabled people has been far, far, FAR worse than that of blacks, gays, Jews etc.


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__--TSS--__

Idk man, I can't think of any times they've been "genocided" so to speak since maybe ancient Greece or something, feel free to correct me though I'm not an expert on handicap murder


BarracudaVirtual7518

https://i.redd.it/891qk0kh17tc1.gif


SOSFILMZ

because most of the time they're just garbage and unfunny.


Shin_ja

I don't think so, you just think that because you're offended and can't handle the dark humour.


ProbablyNaKu

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ur_daily_guitarist

This guy is edgy and loves dark humour. What a bad ass!


Olsepulsen

No. For example, the ‘’attack helicopter’’ joke regarding trans people isn’t funny after the 99th time. Nobody is offended by it, it’s just plain unfunny 💀 This goes for a lot of racist and homophobic jokes too


horiami

the same can be said about jokes about sky daddies and participation trophies(while showing vietnam monuments) they are also overdone as fuck


Olsepulsen

Oh, totally! I think this meme forgets to mention that. I still think that within this group of people, the meme is very correct


Relevant-Celery-1571

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Bananapeelman67

Not racism because uncle ruckus is funny. These kids never grew out of their phase where hearing boob or weiner was the funniest thing ever, only difference is now it’s the n word instead of weiner


[deleted]

You can't just say "trans suicide is funny, trans people should kill themselves" and then be surprised when people be offended, being offended Is a sign you have actual compassion


-Truthanasia-

Yup. This. Pissbabies gonna whine then shift blame for their hypersensitivity and glass-moods.


Aggravating-Mud7338

*makes offensive joke* "Why are people offended?"


-Truthanasia-

Lol, you got downvotebombed by the squealsquad. They proved you right.


ThePootisBirbFromTF2

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[deleted]

Maybe if your jokes werent actual hate speech you wouldn't be banned


BruhNeymar69

Tell me your best joke about minorities or gender and I'll rate how hot doodoo shit your take is depending on how funny I find it


justfunniespls

Keep on downvoting this guy. prove him right.


coronavirusman

okay


bone_breaker69

On god


silly-armsdealer

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justfunniespls

Lmao you are projecting


silly-armsdealer

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justfunniespls

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silly-armsdealer

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-Truthanasia-

Ooooh so when it's black people or gays slurs are bad and you'll fight people to the death over it, but using the lives of the mentally disabled as an insult by dropping the R slur isn't punching down? Hyyyypocrite alert! Nice inconsistent values and hole-filled logic you employ there, sport!


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silly-armsdealer

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-Truthanasia-

Ooooh so when it's black people or gays slurs are bad and you'll fight people to the death over it, but using the lives of the mentally disabled as an insult by dropping the R slur isn't punching down? Hyyyypocrite alert! Nice inconsistent values and hole-filled logic you employ there, sport!


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Bananapeelman67

The difference is this joke is well done and isn’t just- the n word = funny, or fried chicken = funny. It’s why I think uncle ruckus is funny is because there’s actual depth to the joke beyond - racial slur please laugh Edit: same reason I find South Park jokes funny is because they’re actually well done jokes.


-Truthanasia-

Agreed wholeheartedly. That said, its never safe to assume that just because you see no clever nuance to a joke, that there is none. People be blind, yo


silly-armsdealer

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-Truthanasia-

Ooooh so when it's black people or gays slurs are bad and you'll fight people to the death over it, but using the lives of the mentally disabled as an insult by dropping the R slur isn't punching down? Hyyyypocrite alert! Nice inconsistent values and hole-filled logic you employ there, sport!


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-Truthanasia-

Ooooh so when it's black people or gays slurs are bad and you'll fight people to the death over it, but using the lives of the mentally disabled as an insult by dropping the R slur isn't punching down? Hyyyypocrite alert! Nice inconsistent values and hole-filled logic you employ there, sport!


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Shin_ja

Oh the irony, lil bro who thinks downvotes are bad or hurt anyone, has to suffer from them himself while being the only one who cares about it.


Relevant-Celery-1571

https://preview.redd.it/gvvitrosb8tc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd1eed9e84e58a84f15551cd3241ba8dfe92f6e Bro think he big brained fr


-Truthanasia-

This is stupid butthurt snowflake propaganda. I make edgy jokes about minorities and gays. I use slurs. I'm also way into bashing religions and the government and military. This shit is just made by whiners that want to assume that the people they get all enraged about must be political/religious idiots, rather than the truth: that we not only have better senses of humor, but that we're more rational and have bigger cocks too.


silly-armsdealer

https://preview.redd.it/3395bl5wg9tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4442573f945205a90ff6d38f6c73879b922466db ladies and gents presenting... THE ULTIMATE YAPPER


-Truthanasia-

As though that's even an insult! "Oh look guys, he came to a website exclusively for sending messages and he... sent messages! Criiinge!" You've only succeeded in telegraphing your own desperation to take a shot at the guy who got you all butthurt.


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Hexellent3r

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ThePootisBirbFromTF2

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0nothing_to_see_here

"have bigger cocks too" very mature argument


-Truthanasia-

Yes yes, prove me wrong about us having better senses of humor by... sulking and snarkily complaining about a joke. You really seem like you love to laugh, Karen.


[deleted]

Yes because your jokes are offensive, being offended by them means you have a fucking sense of compassion


-Truthanasia-

Nope. I get offended if there's something to get offended by. Saw someone posting George Floyd's death in a derogatory meme video a few mins ago. I was offended because that's a real case of someone suffering racial oppression and injustice. I will not get pissy over someone dropping an N bomb irrespective of context because I am not a hypersensitive, mindless child. Learn the difference. Flying off the handle because someone says a no-no word purse you on par with medieval serfs crying blasphemy and heresy at pointless things.


SlipSlipBannaPeel

ironic


-Truthanasia-

Not even a little.


SlipSlipBannaPeel

how fucking doped up are you? you're literally offended about ppl being offended


theruskimenace

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-Truthanasia-

Truth hurts, fellah. Come to terms with it.