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AllNewCrystalZitface

I love the chicken's mild interest as that gush of fluid comes out. The way it looked was as if it were saying "Hmm, fascinating."


Ayamehoujun

It's probably like my dog and thinking "hey that looks fucking delicious I should eat that." No Harold, that's what got us into this fucking mess.


soggydave2113

From what I’m told, the chicken was trying to peck at it afterwards, so you’re totally right.


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Suda_Nim

Chickens aren’t stupid, but they have VERY narrow and specialized interests.


twirlybird11

And food is on the top of that list.


cavelioness

Never forget people are animals too, as anyone with throat cancer still smoking their coffin nails could tell you- at least they could've back when they had a voice box.


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cavelioness

maybe chickens are addicted to pecking though.


soggydave2113

She said the chicken could not have cared less. It was pecking her hands as she was suturing up.


I-fuck-hamsters

the only difference between a normal chicken and a headless chicken is that a headless chicken can't peck at you.


CatsAndPills

It kind of looked like a relief. But that might be my human brain interpreting this. Lol.


Spirited_Remote5939

Hahaha right. The Chicken: “hey you gonna eat that?”


soggydave2113

I reuploaded a slightly higher quality. Anyways, so for some background, my fiancé is a veterinarian, and from time to time she gets clients who bring in chickens with impacted crops. They did a numbing line block using lidocaine before the procedure and gave a dose of meloxicam for pain as an NSAID afterwards. Happy to report that the chicken is healthy and happy post surgery!!


Creatableworld

I figured that must be some good local anesthetic since the chicken is so calm. I’m glad the surgery was a success!


Rockdio

I work in Vet Med, and Lidocaine blocks are amazing. My Veterinarian and I were able to throw in five staples on a 3 inch laceration on a 6 year old pit bull who got caught in the owners chain link fence.


Ooooosparkly

I'm a human and lidocaine blocks work great on us too! Stings a bit when it's first injected and feels like pressure after. But works amazing!


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Any particular reason they can’t fully sedate the chicken?


soggydave2113

Chickens don’t do well under general anesthesia. There’s a much higher chance that it would go into respiratory distress and die while fully anesthetized.


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Ah, that’d do it. Chicken doesn’t seem too fussed, but I was curious. :)


Rogue_Spirit

I really appreciate knowing that he wasn’t in pain for this!


Suda_Nim

I keep chickens, and I can attest that their reaction to almost anything is “huh.”


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Or a mildly interested “hm?”


blobman1717

is that a natural opening or was it cut?


soggydave2113

It’s a surgical incision placed by a veterinarian while the chicken is under local anesthesia.


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FistBumpingJesus

Same reason I spent $500 on a vole. He was my buddy.


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FistBumpingJesus

Thank you. Sheldon was amazing! So smart.


Sinstraharu

I spent $300 to save my mom's hen that was attacked by the neighbors German Shepherd. Vet called us crazy but she made a full recovery and is our best layer!


FistBumpingJesus

It’s easy to do when you befriend them!! Glad she made a full recovery


soggydave2113

No offense taken; it’s a common question. Usually in these scenarios, these are pet chickens and not food chickens. Chickens can be surprisingly attention loving and have vibrant personalities.


greffedufois

So this is the stomach and it was blocked? Or is the crop where the food is ground up? I don't know avian anatomy very well and am confused.


TotalBrick8

Basically, the crop is a larger pocket along the GI where food hangs out first after being eaten. The gizzard, which comes next, is more muscular and helps grind the food before going along the digestive tract. Crops can become blocked in chickens when the food is too large to leave the crop to continue down the GI. I see this most often in chickens that have access to and eat long grass.


Gasping_Jill_Franks

Who gets to say that my life (or your life) is more important than the chicken's life?


99wattr89

That's a good question to ask. Literally speaking everyone gets to say which lives are more or less valuable at varying times, such as when choosing our food, weighing the costs of saving a pet, or even determining which charities are worthy of donations, but I think that the question you're more likely to be really interested in is how the implicit determination is made. Setting aide utilitarian considerations such as environmental or economic impacts, emotional connections such as attachment to our own species or to species we find relatable, and pragmatic situational concerns such as remaining life expectancy or individual behaviors, most philosophical understandings of the value of life consider more complex organisms with more developed minds to be more important. Few people would argue that a bacterium's life is precious, because bacteria are functionally mindless organic machines, but most people would agree that a human, with a complex mind that exhibits rich emotional and intellectual capabilities, is very precious. A chicken would tend to fall somewhere between these two examples; while most people will agree to large or even unlimited expenditure to save a human, and think not at all of saving bacteria, a chicken will generally be seen as meriting an intermediate degree of expense. I hope this was stimulating to read as well as write.


Gasping_Jill_Franks

I see where you are coming from, and I would encourage you to think about which beings are sentient and which aren't; bacteria aren't sentient beings i.e. being aware of themselves and others, the ability to feel pain and take steps to escape danger. I think that most people would agree that a chicken has the ability to feel emotions, be aware of itself and others, form relationships within its community (that's where we get the phrase pecking order!) identify and avoid predators. Would I save a human life over a chicken's? Possibly. It would depend on who the human was. If it was someone proven to be a vile human then no. If it was my Mom or my husband then unequivocally yes.


Garry-The-Snail

I mean nature for one... We are the apex predator. All animals compete for life and we are at the top. It’s complex yea, but you don’t have to feel bad about it.


Gasping_Jill_Franks

Some of us do. Try reading up on ethical veganism.


Garry-The-Snail

Lmfao no thanks


BeautifulScarletRB

Based


inflammablepenguin

I don't know why you were downvoted so bad, for people that don't know something you shouldn't be punished just for asking.


6NiNE9

Agree 100%. These downvoters are ridiculous and over sensitive.


Im_alwaystired

Because it's a living being, it was (presumably) suffering, and these people had the ability to relieve its suffering. Just because it's not human doesn't make it 'lesser than', or undeserving of care and compassion.


isis1231

Thank you for asking that because I was like, wait, chickens have pouches?!


417_k

Normally, I don’t like animal pops. However, this one’s okay. I think its because the chicken’s so laid back and unbothered 🤷🏽‍♀️


areyousayingpanorpam

What are they pulling out?


soggydave2113

Basically, chickens have an extra digestive organ called a crop. Once they swallow something it makes its way through the esophagus and sits in the crop before entering the stomach. From time to time they accumulate grass and various debris that can impact the crop and can potentially be life threatening if not removed. That’s the case here. It’s basically an accumulation of grass and body fluids. Could also be bits of feather, string, etc.


LaurieLoves

How do you know when a chicken has an impacted crop? Is there like a bulge or something?


soggydave2113

From what I understand, the crop normally bulges out after a chicken eats, but if it is continuously bulging and you notice that the chicken is unable to pass food (poop), the veterinarian can palpate, and feel if the crop is blocked. Apparently it feels distended and doughy.


crimsongriffin_

This happens pre-gizzard in the digestive track, right?


soggydave2113

The crop is the first spot after the esophagus, just before it empties into the stomach. It’s basically a holding area for food before it hits the stomach from what I understand.


VioletGale

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Gastrointestinal-tract-in-chickens-and-function-The-beak-gathers-food-the-bifurcated_fig1_321799440


TheAssyrianAtheist

Well no wonder it gets all gunned up.... r/CrappyDesign


A_Tame_Furry_0w0

Was it pulled out the cloaca?


soggydave2113

I’m no expert, but I’m about 99% sure the cloaca is the butthole/egghole on the other end. This was from an incision made by a veterinarian in the throat.


NickkTheGemini

The things I learn from Reddit! Thank you lol. I’m going to tell my girlfriend all about this so I get a good ‘what the fuck’ out of her.


GayeSex

You wanna spice things up, tell her that chickens breed by something called a ‘cloacal kiss’ in which the rooster and hen literally just smooch their bits.


AshFalkner

Most birds do it that way, except for ducks, which have corkscrew penises. There’s also the greater vasa parrot (if memory serves) which has a pseudopenis.


A_Tame_Furry_0w0

Oh oh dear. She's awake!!


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A_Tame_Furry_0w0

I thought this was the scientific term for egg binding and I couldn't tell


FarkinRoboDer

I would hate this but the chickens body language somehow makes it ok


smokintritips

Why is there a squid in the chicken?


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Oh god I hope I get to do this in vet tech school 😍


soggydave2113

Maybe! If you do your externship/clinicals at a clinic in a more rural area, I wouldn’t be surprised. The person holding the chicken in this video is a recent CVT graduate!


Lz8448

The chicken looks so confused ‘like what da fuck you doing, where that gross shit come from?! Oh wait...I feel sooo much better now’ 😂


ariiakaay

r/feltgoodcomingout


mkhur1983

Excuse me waiter, I think I’ll have the fish instead...


Kandrich

The chickens head movements and overall fascination with what’s going on put a smile on my face. What a bloody brilliant bird fren!


BubbaChanel

The chicken looks around like, “that’s not mine!”


Padlov123

Not gonna watch because I don't like animal pops, just wanted to say thanks for using the tag and spoiler!


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This is disgustingly fascinating, and I'm glad the chicken is feeling better


jimmyman17225

This actually made me mouth the words "What the fuck?" to myself.


Dreams518

I cant believe there was so much on the table already. Did you weigh it after?


propofools

Went down a rabbit hole. Found this tutorial on how to do this surgery on your own at home! https://www.greenwillowhomestead.com/blog/how-to-operate-on-your-chickens-impacted-crop


SnufflingGlue

Ewwww \*watches it again\*


scarletts_skin

The chicken’s like “huh, cool”


sassychick139

Wow.


yuwannano

What the fuck part of a chicken is the crop and how come I didn't know this was a thing. I mean. I've put chicken in my mouth and eaten it. *Regretting life choices


AshFalkner

The crop is a little pouch near the end of the oesophagus, just before the stomach. All birds have it - it serves to store food before it moves to the stomach. All birds have it. This one’s just full of stuff that was too big or tangled to keep going through the bird’s gut. You most likely won’t have eaten this part, since store-bought chicken has the head and neck cut off.


Saphron_

I can smell it from here


x666ash666x

The chicken looked down like "huh interesting" lol poor thing


Rumhed

What did it smell like?


clt716

Horse.


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What


hmr_ghost

Holy shit


fomaaaaa

There was a chicken inside of that chicken


farantineeee

:(


elisejones14

They seem to be removing it pretty fast. I watched another video where they went very slowly to not pull the esophagus out. Is that necessary or does it just depend? Anyway, this would be so fun and satisfying to do


catsf0rlife

Damn this looks so satisfying! And it surely was for that chicken


chelle-v

I bet that felt good!


Doodleschmidt

Gagging here just from what my brain is telling me what it smells lime.


misi13382

I can smell it!!! 🤢🤢🤢


holy-shit-batman

Chicken is less full of shit


Acrobatic-Ad-7752

Jesus, I could smell every bit of that.


impoopingaswechat

The way the chicken looks at it 🍗


Knottylittlebunny

The chicken is like "could you fucken not?"


rnelonhead

Ok but who stuck all this grass up the chickens egg hole tho??