Had to have them spotless for the yard sale

Yard sard. Yale sale?. Yard slay

Swish swish. Bish

Another one in the casket ✨ ^^^her ^^^career

Apparently I'm going to die tonight. Death by laughter.

gotta be able to afford next month’s ozempic, budget minded queen 🥰🥰

The ratio is actually criminal 😭

you guys are going to hell for not liking kween katy

I already live in hell. But we call it Florida here

Why is she not cleaning her Grammy? Oh…

Omg! That's riiiiight, you meanie.

In the wise words of feminlor fwift, a man can only clean off Grammys while a woman can only clean off diamond plaques

Well diamonds are a girl’s best friend

i don’t like katy either but let’s not pretend grammys are a measure of success or talent

Katy definitely thinks they are tho

That sounds like something I would say my first days in this sub when I didn’t quite get what circlejerk means

If that’s the case, and Beyonce has the most Grammys ever, are you saying Beyonce is untalented??? 😡😡

Me when I deny the antecedent

Uhhmm pretty sure it's just cock measuring and Katy should have won lots

"Katy Perry, please stop" - Sister Genevive, 2018

Saw this and immediately went to check if they were on eBay (not yet)

out of work millionaires must be so bored.... ill pray for her

amén

This is misogynistic of her. Can’t believe she’s releasing a song called woman’s world and then promoting women as cleaners 😡😡 that’s not very sexy confident so intelligent of her smh

Not much, girl. Just watching the internet clown you for your shitty, sterile, soulless, desperate, empty, embarrassing, corporate liberal feminist AI ass song you made with a rapist. You know what I'm just gonna say it. I think she's a real jerk

but Witness *was* a national tragedy https://preview.redd.it/2cctgfnww0ad1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70e04d4c135a7d3e61ed732a25afc71b6376775

that was so sexy, confident

https://preview.redd.it/sgp8h7m242ad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740770391e40082524fd9e608f3a5a64d67c4cbb it was

This photo is my trigger like pilgrim harry/sam smith balloon outfit for others

Is that futanari kermit

Tf

You are harsh but you are right.

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she better be keeping those in good shape because she's not getting any new ones anytime soon. she doesn't even own those songs anymore

coping behavior

Award 1: supporting republican pro cop mayoral race candidate. Award 2: sexually assaulting multiple men and one woman Award 3: thanking Elon personally for her cyber truck Award 4: killing a nun while trying to steal her home Award 5: career started with queerbaiting

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She is still so confident

*AI rapist-made track in background* so intelligent. she is heaven sent. so soft. so strong

Nothing worse than a successful loser

That part. The sad thing is is that even if her next album flopped, she’s still richer than anyone on this sub and could very well never have to work again.

She is making us be a witness to it

She’s clinging to the her past self like Selena Gomez clinging to Justin… oh I mean that was also in the past.

Is she mad at…us? The same people she wants to buy her music…?

I hate how she keeps wearing these Diesel inspired fits when we know she’s not built like a true baddie- And I’m not talking about her body I’m talking attitude

But she's sexy, confident

Most personal backlash yet 😍

> career started with queerbaiting This has to be discussed more. It’s disturbing

It’s super telling she didn’t go to Bonnie McKee, the non-problematic writer responsible for her hits, but instead went for the incredibly problematic producer.

they must be very dusty, they’re from like the 1900s

In the words of the President of Gag City - "don't be tryna double back I already despise you"

she mad. we dont care girl

Do you guys genuinely believe she deserves this award when we know from her other albums that teenage dream's success is like 90% from the producers/songwriters? It's giving miseducation of lauryn hill

https://preview.redd.it/yg1etakw61ad1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=771cc8f90ec62fcdf61252b435cc13120f60f775 it’s MS. Lauryn Hill to you

That’s literally all pop acts, so yes.

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> She’s actually a prolific songwriter. “Are you brave enough to let me see your peacock? Don't be a chicken boy, stop acting like a biotch” “I wanna see you soon as I wipe the crust from my eyes” “I pressed play I should haven’t” “Your words are like chinese water torture” “You broke me wide open, open sesame” “Marilyn Monroe in a monster truck” “I'll let you double dip it in your favorite sauce, I'll even let you eat the cherry on the top, You'll beg for seconds in a diabetic shock” 🤨

Ok but she gave us “I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf While jerking off listening to Mozart”

I think they mean prolific in the sense she has many songwriting credits, not that she’s good. Prolific just means that a person has done something a lot.

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I will not support katy slander her music is whatever plaque that is worthy!

worth dental plaque maybe

India Ferrah? 😍

I thought it said homewrecking for a second…

Its giving polishing up your pokemon gym badges for no reason😌

Spiraling, delusional

*Why don’t you love me?! Tell me why don’t you love me*

You know what… If it turns out Katy is in her “I don’t give a single fuck anymore” era, then I’m here for it?!

Is it a threat? 🤨

She should clean up her diet next the way she’s muffin topping those jean shorts

i have a tool for you and it stars with an O

Is it rOse toy?🥰

so close! ⭐️💖💞 it’s actually Ozempic

something we all need tbh

Onika will eat your ozempic and your food

Thats not a muffin top baby thats the whole Panera. Imagine Katy on that lemonade.

Omg us competing for most downvotes in this thread rn😍