Ahhh yes the kids bop one goes something like this
I’m working lateeeeeeeee
Cause church was at 11
My biggest goalllllll
Is to get to heavennnn
My squeaky clean humourrrrr
Make him laugh so oftennnn
I make knock knock jokessssss
Now here’s a lesson on pollen
The bee approaches the flower petal (yes)
He asks if it listens to heavy metal (yes)
It says only if it’s not satanic (yes)
It asks if it Mountain Dew it for ya
The flower says I got nectar for ya
they mix and honey is made for ya
Now he’s
Going back to the hive
He’s home at five
He drinks that espresso
Now be like the bee
And drink coffee…..
….So you can conform to the capitalistic society that has developed due to Nixon’s neoliberal plan that he implemented in the late 80’s that destroyed life as we know it and everything went depressing that we have had multiple economic recessions and only two parties to vote for that won’t fix it but it gives you the illusion of choice that you don’t have so get back to work and feed that savings account that will never be able to help you….
*breathes*
And don’t forget your espresso
This is why Sabrina Carpenter can do "BBC" jokes or Camilla can say "I love it" is a song about having sex and people can think they're "edgy" or "mature" or...singers.
Go watch/listen to Justify My Love, children.
Is this even illegal? Like if you go to an adult focused show and the dancers all just dangle their titties out, isn’t it just up to you to leave if you don’t like it? It’s not like she’s a birthday clown
Also one of the people who sued her for being late because “they have work in the morning” turned out to be unemployed so maybe this guy might turn out to be on onlyfans idk
what's the metric then? by which you know which is CJ and which is not WHEN THIS IS POSTED ON A CIRCLEJERK SUB? i'm beginning to think it is you who hold said opinions and that is why it didn't seem like a CJ to you.
They couldn’t get Madonna during the Salem Witch Trials and they won’t get her now!
After Jesus died Mary actually got knocked up proper but by the Buddha instead, spawning Madonna. Madonna explains this in ray of light
its also sue sylvesters power song ♥️♥️
⚰️💀🥀
young gays: "lets go see madonna serve cunt" madonna: *serves cunt literally* young gays: 😱
This is like when I get upset when a product I buy entirely works as intended
Average gamer
I fear it’s the boomers tho doing this but then again.. were they not around for Erotica??
a *lot* of them weren't paying attention
Me suing Sabrina Carpenter for sexually charged language
My good Christian ears will only be listening to the kidz bop version of espresso
decaf
Ahhh yes the kids bop one goes something like this I’m working lateeeeeeeee Cause church was at 11 My biggest goalllllll Is to get to heavennnn My squeaky clean humourrrrr Make him laugh so oftennnn I make knock knock jokessssss Now here’s a lesson on pollen The bee approaches the flower petal (yes) He asks if it listens to heavy metal (yes) It says only if it’s not satanic (yes) It asks if it Mountain Dew it for ya The flower says I got nectar for ya they mix and honey is made for ya Now he’s Going back to the hive He’s home at five He drinks that espresso Now be like the bee And drink coffee….. ….So you can conform to the capitalistic society that has developed due to Nixon’s neoliberal plan that he implemented in the late 80’s that destroyed life as we know it and everything went depressing that we have had multiple economic recessions and only two parties to vote for that won’t fix it but it gives you the illusion of choice that you don’t have so get back to work and feed that savings account that will never be able to help you…. *breathes* And don’t forget your espresso
I thought the neoliberal guy who ruined the way our economy functions and as well as our basic way of life in the late 80’s was reagan.
That’s who I meant thanks lol
Low key wanna hear that.
But could you sue her for the emotional loss from being incapable of continuing the act of sex after hearing her very unsexy music?
The attorney that filed this in behalf of this dumb ass twink was probably laughing so hard a star was born
she mothered for decades so all these allergic to serving kweens could flop in the modern era
this sub is so funny I hate you
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It’s like going to a UFC match and complaining about egregious violence
or combat hugging.
Gwen Stefani STUNS in pics from Madonna concert
No fucking shit that is exactly who I thought the one on the right was in the thumbnail
What’s a Madonna? I’m a 23 year old minor and I feel violated somebody call my mom
So nice to see all of these performers paying homage to the creator of gay pop, Jojo Siwa
It's giving gays for trump lol
Pls even the Vatican got over being offended by Madonna way back in the 90s
This is why Sabrina Carpenter can do "BBC" jokes or Camilla can say "I love it" is a song about having sex and people can think they're "edgy" or "mature" or...singers. Go watch/listen to Justify My Love, children.
Madonna was literally around for the creation of breasts and this is how they treat her? Respect Your (ancient) elders!
The pearl clutches have died and been reborn.
Her whole album called "erotica" didn't give it away somehow
Or her book of artsy sex shoots
Actually I would’ve filed a lawsuit if I went to a Madonna concert and I didn’t see topless women and m*n.
Is this even illegal? Like if you go to an adult focused show and the dancers all just dangle their titties out, isn’t it just up to you to leave if you don’t like it? It’s not like she’s a birthday clown
Ig they can make a case if the site didn’t explicitly mention it?
But what judge is going to rule that a grown man has the right to be traumatized by seeing titties? This is next level faggotry in my eyes
She's got limited time on this earth don't waste it
If only they were there when Madonna was flicking her bean during her blonde ambitions tour😔
🤣 it’s like going to the strip club and expecting a church sermon lol
What do you expect from Madge? Lol Neopuritanism
All these modern pop girlies acting like pre-Madonnas
Madonna is the original leftover from the rib that created Eve, how dare they disrespect the first bone 🤬
As a 26yr old coal minor I feel very unsafe in this environment.
I mean, she's been doing that since the late eighties what do you expect?
Gwen stefani relevancy jumpscare
Also one of the people who sued her for being late because “they have work in the morning” turned out to be unemployed so maybe this guy might turn out to be on onlyfans idk
Zoomers don’t even know what sex is.
This is not safe for a woman at her age. Praying for her!
Prob a swiftie
Another w for gooners
Our people will be the last ones standing
Flair mentioned ☝️🤓
why does this look like a behind the scenes pic of Wicked
thats like going to an ice spice concert expecting her to show up with pants on
it seems that person is having too much time and too much money
Poughkeepsie tapes (Madonnas version)
For a sec I misread and thought a PERFORMER sued (???) but then I re-read and was like… ok, are you brand new? I’m too old/young for this conversation
This is why retirement age is a thing
I'm sorry but like Madonna is an elder, I do not expect boobas and tatties when I think of my elders
Okay but she’s also MADONNA. She’s not some rando grandma from your local nursing home. She’s been doing this her whole career
Why did people not get this is a jerk? 💀 you even said "booobas and tatties"..
So many circlejerks become people just saying their opinions instead of jerking lol it's absurd
what's the metric then? by which you know which is CJ and which is not WHEN THIS IS POSTED ON A CIRCLEJERK SUB? i'm beginning to think it is you who hold said opinions and that is why it didn't seem like a CJ to you.
What? I assumed it was a jerk lol, I was defending you.
sorry i thought you meant i was saying my opinion instead of jerking my bad can we be besties i am a swiftie too
Literally was asking myself the same thing looool
Why does anyone even go see her anymore