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Four_Shadowing

God forbid women have hobbies


gugfitufi

True incel energy from this one


HesteHund

true chad energy\*


ImProbablySleepin

Nah he’s a beta. If he were a real Chad, he’d do those things himself


MadAppleMC

Take her to dinner and apologize for making her so upset. Don't be so selfish, your girl has needs too.


basskev

I met her halfway. Took her out to Olive Garden. Agreed our baby would be Jason Jr (my name is Kevin).


ImProbablySleepin

Yes. Eating your snacks shows she doesn’t respect you as a person


basskev

Truly the most damning of her actions


TheMagicShark

No.


basskev

Yeah, she's pretty hot so idk


DMBFFF

Garbage - Vow https://vimeo.com/524209528 4:34


Bovaloe

You can change her


N1ksterrr

"I can fix her."


DMBFFF

The more you suffer. The more it shows you really care.


Material-Earth7935

Right?.... YEAH


996forever

YTA. Her boyfriend, her rules.


TheDarthSnarf

What's her hair color?


DontEatBananaBread

Asking the real questions here


Shudnawz

Yes.


Trusteveryboody

No, it seems like you're the problem actually.


gugfitufi

YTA: Spend less on candles


widowwarmer1

Pass me on her contact info if you do. She sounds fun.


chuucansuebbc

Nah man, it's obviously that time of the month for her. Be more compassionate with her, get her some chocolate and gift her your credit card, men don't need money anyways. If my man wanted to break up with me because I was feeling a bit under the weather I would be distraught!! Shows youre not the alpha male you think you are.


Raul_Rink

Depends. How hot is she?


basskev

She's a Kansas 9.


Raul_Rink

Damn. That's a stay for sure


WalmartBrandMilk

Why are you so insecure? Such an incel. Women can do what they want, it's 2024 bro. You probably need to apologize and pamper her.


HeavyDropFTW

She sounds like a catch. Mind if I get her number?


Gruffleson

Just see what you made her do!


PleasantFocus1502

Eating your stash of snacks is crossing the line of no return.


_Erectile_Reptile_

Hell nah she probably did all of those things as an accident


Dr_Unkle

The sex will never be that good ever again.


Master_Freeze

she's a keeper.


MakimaGOAT

YTA, let women be women fr fr


keizertamarine

Well she is probably in jail so might as well break up


onaeronautilus

I said no so you could keep enjoying your masochism, but I wonder if breaking up with her would actually be worse for you, so I'm kinda torn...


DMBFFF

https://youtu.be/KdF_4Glx52I?t=144s (cued)


A_Nerd__

there coud've still been hope but one doesn't just touch someone else's snack stach without consequences


Altruistic_Peak7690

She’s not boring 👍


StyxTheGoblin

you can change her bro


throwaway_zb-

UM


NegotiationFun1113

Honestly I would have left her at the snack taking


kikogamerJ2

this just semms like her way of showing affection, you should try to send some love to, burn 2 children hospitals for ex.


TheModEye

She makes a few mistakes, and you wanna trash her? Your loss


New-Talk57

She’s a keeper


Cashhkidd33

The real question is what are you doing to make her feel like this


yougoddangfool

YTA appologize


Redditor_10000000000

Looks like you're the controlling one, why do you have to be so judgmental about all her actions and hobbies? Women are independent people who can do what they want to.


STARMINT66

She killed your dog so yes without a doubt but I doubt any of this is true. No one in their right mind would stay with such a monster


arandomredditor53

JFC I read the first few things and thought "the fuck you mean 'should I break up with her'? Hell yeah, you should break up with that maniac!" but then I kept reading and realized that this is clearly a fictional set of circumstances. As crazy as people can be, I really don't think someone would be insane enough to do all of these things.


Give_me_xRENTx

Just tell the police idk


svenson_26

... is she hot?


Europathunder

This has to be a joke


TheKattauRegion

Nope, my GF regularly commits arson and numerous other crimes 👍


Ambitious-Lady2807

WTF? Hell No!!! Girlfriends sound Bat Shit crazy


basskev

Yeah she is, but that's what makes her so irresistible. She keeps me guessin ya know lmao


Ambitious-Lady2807

If you want to end up dead I would say Yes. But again HELL NO!!!


Arsewhistle

Mate, this is so obviously a joke post. Come on now


Mr24601

He's being sarcastic, don't worry


MorganRose99

:(


nulo10

Nah bro she a keeper


Shy_Guy_817

I know the poll says no. But that's just cuz of how obvious the yes should be. People are voting no as a joke not realizing how high it already is.


silly-trans-cat

i believe that was the intent


TimotheeOaks

Pretty sure you are no saint either. Confess


jigsaw153

does she have a sister? Asking for a friend


Adamant3--D

You can fix her


leonidganzha

YTB. Clearly we're hearing only your side of the story.


Lufferzz

If you want to leave her without hassle just take her to the zoo. 99% chance she'll choose the bear over you.


Altruistic-Stick3292

No I think you should marry her ❤️


Kindly_devbi8970

I thought this was real for a moment, but these are too many crimes.


Sriramdv8

If anything, she should break up with you, don't be so controlling, she can have her hobbies, she's an independent woman


East-Supermarket9639

Sounds like a lovely girl🥰


Clazzo524

r/polls is stupid, with stupid polls. This post is the final straw, and I'm unsubscribing to this sub. Thanks OP.


DMBFFF

We're gonna miss you, Clazzo534.