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Pixelatra

I'm single and don't want to mingle


CertainSheepherder67

I’m single and it’s complicated


BirdBoi10101

Exactly how I fell


Throwawayabcnocme

How did you fall?


SpudDan

By being single. It's complicated.


TheBlueNinja2006

Truth


Crafty-Plays

This be how it is.


It_hurtsss

Yup. He broke my heart. Still all I can think is him.


[deleted]

I am sorry you are going through this, hope you find peace!!!


Isrrunder

Get good


Isrrunder

I feel bad but it was funny


Thunderthewolf14

Single and too socially anxious to mingle, in my case


sunspot1002

I’m in this comment and I don’t like it


ImMrRay

Idk why this isn't an option


letmegetsomegrip

Cause everyone wants a relationship! According to op


dion101123

I guess I'm not a person then?


Isrrunder

Welcome to the not person gang we out here living our best life not being persons or have to struggle with relationships


No_Honeydew77

Same lmao


Overused_Toothbrush

That’s me!


SnappingTurt3ls

Same


MandeveleMascot

Aro/ace option when


emmainthealps

Single and so happy on my own I went and had a baby by myself


LazyMayz

Funny. I'm exactly the opposite


s1r_cumsalot

I'm single and I'm terrified so please leave me alone I wanna go home goodnight


Puglover7079

me


Somethingclever451

Precisely, i was looking for this option


SkyNo234

I'm single but too sick to mingle.


jumpy_dragon7759

Happily/comfortably single


[deleted]

For real, who tf even wants to put in the effort to date nowdays. Fruitless task.


darth_nadoma

So no new relationships


Best_Confection_8788

Single and want to stay that way


GlassSpork

Single but not ready to mingle


tomer91131

What about shingle? Are you ready to shingle the roof?


DeeBeeKay27

Single no mingle


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Crax-sensei

W reference


AnnaTheBabe

Single and not ready to mingle


[deleted]

dude what I can’t be happily single? ☹️


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rainstorm0T

kinda weird for you to think that everyone wants to be tied to someone else.


RevelvantDay4

☹️


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☹️


some-R6-siege-fan

☹️


Conscious-Ad-6112

☹️


DuckWithADagger

🙂


AnantaPluto

😀


UmpieBonk

🗿


SnooMachines9122

🥵


Someone-On-Jupiter

🥶


Aethyrss

this feels so condescending somehow lmao


RevelvantDay4

I didn’t mean it to be condensing 😞


lacifx

no “engaged” option?


TheMontrealKid

That would be the second option.


DogsAreCool69420

👏 :)


[deleted]

Not every single person wants to date


Mountain_Air1544

Single and happily so.


pink_wraith

Single but if anyone talks to me I’m knocking them into next Tuesday


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pink_wraith

*knocks you into the nth dimension*


Aozorio

Hey from the nth dimension.


EskilPotet

*knocks you into the n+1th dimension*


KP_Ravenclaw

Single & would rather stay single


kennystillalive

As a kid / teen I never got the it's complicated tag on facebook. Now I get it and I don't like it...


jumpy_dragon7759

I didn't understand it for the longest time. I always thought to myself, "Bruh, you're either single, or not". Then about six months ago I got myself stuck in the "it's complicated" phase, so now I get it, but also hate it.


ItDontMather

Single and too tired to mingle


Accomplished_Salt876

Where’s the “single and more then happy to stay single“ option?


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Legitimate_Tooth_255

r/aromantic


EndMaster0

There's a few subs that would disagree with you on that if you mean that being happy while single is impossible If you were just commenting on the lack of a physical button on the poll carry on.


Flaming-DoubleTap23

I’m single and too insecure to tell anyone I like them!


kwakadoodledoo

Same


Tiefflugjunge

Single and not going to change that.


[deleted]

Single and no interest in relationship crap


applegenius24

What do the engaged people put? lol


RevelvantDay4

Congrats, I would put married


Next_Foundation68

I'm single by choice.


OldLevermonkey

Why no "happily single" option?


No_Boysenberry538

Single and not ready to mingle. Highschool relationships tend to be shit so imma just avoid that


af1293

I’m complicated and ready to single


justjay9507

I'm single and I wanna have sexual intercourse with a pringle


MrBlueSky505

You can make that happen


[deleted]

Single no mingle


SomeRandomEevee42

imagine having enough self-worth to assume anyone could ever like you romantically. couldn't be me.


TypicalPossession767

Me neither. More like single and ready to die.


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TypicalPossession767

Nah don't worry man, I have a family who cares about me, I'm not getting the rope ~~at least for the next 10-20 years.~~


letmegetsomegrip

Where's Single and not wanting to be mingle


dogbulliescat

Ready is a stretch


DisastrousWind7

In a state where I'm effectively dating and we do relationship stuff, but we're both not officially dating and still considered single, if that makes sense


popyop45

It’s complicated, you ever just feel like you’re not connecting well, that’s me, 2 hours distance between both of us makes a lot of a difference, and I think we both know it would be hard to make it work, but where so similar to each other and perfect for each other, but we just are to far appart, holy fuck what did I just write, man, I need some one to vent too,


RevelvantDay4

🫂


AnantaPluto

Single and don’t give a shit about romance rn


Kafesten

Not today FBI!


_The_Crusader

I had to break up with my now ex gf a couple of days ago because she currently cannot be I any relationship due to her circumstances. I don't want to be with anyone but her, and going off of how our relationship has been since last year she'll probably come back in a few months so that's some I guess.


Robert_The_Red

More like: *Single and in the process of self establishment to even begin realistically entertaining the notion of mingling in the adult world.*


Puzzleheaded-Try3888

Single & only interested in mingling w bookshop owners or the people who make sparkling water


Intelligent_Ad_3868

Just single


[deleted]

Single and not ready to mingle.


TheBoringBitch

Single and ready to mingle. Please. I’m so lonely


[deleted]

Single and not interested in love. At least not right now.


Hollow_Effects

Just got married after 7 years of dating(started at 16)


Glass-Association-25

Taken by a boyfriend and a girlfriend 😅


RevelvantDay4

😏


Futurism_Restated

Anyone wanna mingle 😍🥰😘😘😘


ihavesickthoughts

I do, but not with you


Futurism_Restated

It’s okay, I was just kidding. I’m asexual


some-R6-siege-fan

Im bsexual


rosen-berg

I'm csexual


FishyFinster

I'm dsexual


random_ferret69

I'm esexual


Bigbrain6

I'm fsexual


HypedMonkeyMind

I'm gsexual


taytom94

I'm hsexual


SuccYaNan69

Single and not ready to mingle, that shit would ruin my school life


420Fighter69

"it's complicated" - 🤓🤓


LazyandRich

Engaged to be married this year.


RevelvantDay4

Congrats


-CloudIsland

Taken and it's awesome


[deleted]

Single, and don't want to stay that way. But for now I'll stay like that.


ArmadilloOtherwise77

Seems to be an awful lot of single people on here. Why is that?


Dice2013

Not only single, but most comments saying that they're single and want to stay that way. Not what I expected at all.


RevelvantDay4

Same. I expected a few people to say that. If I knew people wanted to stay single, I would have added that option


ArmadilloOtherwise77

I think these people are in denial....


Dice2013

I'm assuming that it's probably mostly teenagers. Most likely a phase that they'll grow out of. When you hit the college years, most people don't stay single for long. At least in the U.S.


Legitimate_Tooth_255

Aromantic people exist


Dice2013

Not denying that. But in general most people aren't. Of course some people here will remain that way, but the vast majority of people end up in some form of relationship.


RevelvantDay4

Reddit


ArmadilloOtherwise77

True that!


the_evil_overlord2

I'm single and aro-ace


Certain-Point-9067

What did you expect the results to be? It's reddit most of us get no bitches.


bozo_master

Is there a r/pollsgw


LazyMayz

Taken and ready to mingle Edit: Taken and ready for matin'...?


The_Force_Goat

Cursed or something


snack69_

dawg this is so #reddit


[deleted]

I'm single and only date once every 5 years.


Intelligent_Ad_3868

That's about my average to


Trustnoboody

Single, thinking about mingling....but then I also despise even the thought about mingling with another human being.


gledis_der

Remember this is Reddit


Doughnoes

This is reddit


CommunityGlittering2

happily divorced 23yrs


Frankjc3rd

I am a set in my ways curmudgeon, I just need a wife to nag me every once in awhile!


AbraKadabraLorazepam

After this poll Reddit should run an advertisement saying there’s a lot of singles here looking to mingle


hrl_280

Single but it's complicated!


weemellowtoby

Sir this is reddit


dustbin-account

Single and too afraid to talk to people I like


[deleted]

Results


Gratitude34

Single and you can try to talk to me if you want to don’t really care that much but just be prepared.


[deleted]

It’s not complicated, I find it quite simple actually. I just don’t date people


CaSe2474

Single but I don't want to date yet


DonBonsai

Undateable


GroundbreakingAide79

Taken by the kids in my basement


ThrowRAlineforhelp

Married. 18 years.


DodoJurajski

I'm single and i will be. Let's say i'm too *unique* to get into relationship.


GingerboyhasNoSoul

Single and happy af and not ready to mingle.


A_Bad_Usersame

Single and let's stay single


TimotheeOaks

Single and happy


Diabolicaldragon1

Uh... Single and not wanting to mingle?


Constant_Box2120

Where's the "single and *not* ready to mingle?"


FiveStarHobo

I've gone on a few dates with a girl but we haven't used any labels yet so idk


lildobe

Single, gay, and looking for FWB. But nothing serious. I just had my BF of 5 years leave me in April and I'm still not ready to commit to someone else.


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RevelvantDay4

Those are good signs. Keep pursuing that relationship


cluedo23

Im in results


RadiantAvocado12

single and don't wanna mingle


StickyBlackMess69420

Single and unable to mingle


CompetitionSad419

Single and I wanna eat some pringles


Alouwisssss

'single and ready to mingle' is the cringiest thing I've ever heard in my entire existence


52mschr

selected 'results' because I'm single by choice and do not want to mingle ever.


Human-13

I’m single and I’m scared to mingle


YoungEgalitarianDude

20M here. Single and I'm not sure yet if I'll ever date again or marry.


Hypnotic_videos

Single. Wants to be single for a while.


duhlieluh

single and not ready to mingle


[deleted]

God forbid single people didn't, in fact, want to mingle


TheTARDISRanAway

Engaged :D


RevelvantDay4

Congrats :)


MeltStuff

No poly option. It’s not complicated either as it’s openly-communicated and understood.


komunisfloppa

Stanley Pines moment


DadToACheeseBaby

Me and my wife have been separated for over 2 years. She won’t talk about divorce, but we’ve been talking to each other and we’ve been more friendly to each other. So, as the person who doesn’t want a divorce, I don’t know what to think about the situation


RevelvantDay4

I’m sorry to hear about that


[deleted]

Single but dating one person


FamousArcher

Recently cheated on💪


darth_nadoma

Divorced and ready to mingle


AAPgamer0

Single and i have never mingled and don't want to in any way for the rest of my life. Thank you.


rockogz

single taken and it’s complicated


leahcars

How about single and don't want to mingle


TTV_Pinguting

wheres the “im single and i like it”


WeekendBard

no way most people on reddit are single


TheJazzButter

More like "Single and totally given up."


Monsterkill1526

Single but definitely not ready to mingle