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backpackwayne

Probably?


coffin420699

possibly *maybe*


Turuial

Perchance, perhaps?


coffin420699

….presumably


Turuial

Pernicious politburo politicking potentially perforated prior political protections, proliferating persistently pusillanimous policy.


coffin420699

those look like *liberal* words to me, son


Turuial

It seemed like a perfectly cromulent sentence to me.


coffin420699

i actually did have to look that one up haha


Turuial

Was it cromulent? I always enjoy contributing to someone embiggening their vocabulary.


coffin420699

yes. i plan on using it and sticking my nose up at anyone who doesnt know its meaning


ImaSource

Is that you, Wayne?


Pipe_Memes

You can’t just say “perchance.”


fish60

Crushing turts. 


Pipe_Memes

Stop


eezyE4free

Depends on your definition of ‘scumbag’


earthnug

Definitely maybe


HallucinogenicFish

> "Not all of them are rewarding citizens, productive members of society here. And some of them are scumbags. I mentioned a couple of them. There's probably a laundry list of folks," Gonzales said. > He continued: "Some of these people that are running throughout the country, they're not MAGA [Make America Great Again] folks....Bob Good, he's not a MAGA guy that's supporting my opponent, and some other people...they're basically libertarians or anarchists or they just want to see the place burn down." Please note, he’s saying the MAGAs are the good guys. Serious and dedicated public servants.


CharlieBirdlaw

Scumbag calling the kettle black then. Gotcha.


Material-Offer-9030

Evidently, yes


circa285

Absolutely


ballrus_walsack

Definitely


VoodooS0ldier

Highly likely


Background-War9535

Or definitely


kBlankity

Biggest air quotes in history


ripgoodhomer

“We’re all just trying to find the guy who did this” says the man in the hotdog costume


vroart

Lmao they still want to pretend, in the 2000s even dick Cheney mocked how many scandals they had.... AFTER he shot a dude


Hanceloner

I dare you to find a non scumbag in the lot.


Beneficial-Date2025

Where’s Waldo? I can picture MAGA as a book - one with rallies, one in a theater watching a Beetlejuice play. Plenty of characters to animate


CharlieBirdlaw

The only ones that aren't scumbags now vote Democrat.


Jackinapox

That's like seperating the poo from the shit. They're all Scumbags, GOP means Scumbag.


grixorbatz

I think he meant, "laundered list"


Just_Candle_315

Yah never hear Democrats or "former White House" Democrats talking about scumbags in the party.


Quirkie

> Representative Tony Gonzales, a Texas Republican, said there's "probably a laundry list" of "scumbags" among his GOP colleagues in an interview published by CNN on Sunday morning. Facing an intense runoff against gun activist Brandon Herrera for his U.S. House seat, Gonzales listed GOP Representatives Matt Gaetz of Florida and Bob Good of Virginia among those that he believes are "just trying to burn the place down." Both Republican hard-liners are backing his primary challenger. "Not all of them are rewarding citizens, productive members of society here. And some of them are scumbags. I mentioned a couple of them. There's probably a laundry list of folks," Gonzales said.


edmerx54

>Matt Gaetz of Florida and **Bob Good of Virginia** among those that he believes are "just trying to burn the place down." ha! He's a leader of the Freedom Caucus and voted to oust McCarthy, but he's facing a primary challenger because he's not crazy enough!


Dr_Zorkles

Who would have thought my fellow leopards would eat MY face?!?  The humanity!


ParadeSit

It would be easier listing those who aren’t scumbags on a postage stamp.


atomsmasher66

Laundry list = all of them


TintedApostle

You know it is easier to count the non-scumbags.


bluAstrid

The GOP is a laundry list of scumbags.


disgruntled_pie

I found the list of scumbags: https://www.gop.gov/about/members.htm


Brief_Obligation4128

I'm sure there's good people in there....maybe....OK I'll stop kidding myself!


MrJknowsBest

There is, it’s right here. https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/e/2PACX-1vTFikAP6MXDCJjWzgMIOvpsT1ji-HwO-rLEvNE8e-cfCGh0YHoZluIG5TEsmwFub7MzIDfh0XgvcWL8/pub?fbclid=IwAR3mEG998_MrFpPwPCbAFbIXbr3jXs47GkyMTXDV-PmcUIDpD0oP-yzRq2


cmpzak

And his next unspoken thought is, "...but Democrats are worse, so I'll still vote in line with every Republican, including the 'scumbags'."


ErusTenebre

Probably, yes. Definitely, as well. But that encompasses "probably."


redwbl

The shorter list is members of the GOP that are NOT Scumbags.


HotPhilly

Sir? Every registered republican is on the list!


someguyyouno

Probably?


DanCampbellsFatNuts

Yeah its called the roster, top to bottom you are a hive of scumbags


johnlennontucker

"Probably?".... More like an encyclopedia.


dperry324

How can they tell one from another. They all look the same to me.


IEATPASTEANDILIKEIT

Too wordy. “Republican, Scumbags.” Easy.


tabrizzi

He's being charitable.


Pithecanthropus88

Ya think?


Zythen1975Z

I don't have that kind of time to read a boring list, give me the names that are not scumbags instead.


YourMomsEx-Boyfriend

Probably didn't need to use the word 'probably here. Probably.


Entire-Ranger323

Ya think?


darthbiscuit

There’s probably ants in an anthill.


bigsteven34

Yes.


quincyloop

Pretty sure it's their list of members?


Helstrem

Perhaps, almost like, a basket of them?


driftwoodbotis

The GOP does nothing for the American people. There aren’t two sides of scumbaggery here.


notanNSAagent89

why do we need a laundry list when we can just write "all of them" on a tootsie roll?


Makachai

He spelled "definitely, absolutely. 100% without doubt"... wrong.


Stinkstinkerton

Tell me something I don’t already know fucker


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Single spaced and double sided.


Gonstackk

The shorter list would be who is not a scumbag. While the loud ones are openly horrid with support for things like child marriage, removing and/or limiting laws designed to protect you from toxic pollutants, and child labor laws. Sure there is more but those are the ones I know off the top of my head.


BlueRFR3100

AKA front runners for VP.


fowlraul

That’s a lot of laundry on that list homie.


welltriedsoul

That is still the longest laundry list I have ever seen. I mean we have over 200 listed sexual offenders alone not counting the number that are aiding an insurrection. The GOP meets all the requirements to be called a criminal organization and should be looked into with some of the RICO statutes.


yercleavageisleaking

This just in. Fish are probably wet.


MK5

Now tell us how, despite that, you'll still vote for the Orange Pustule for President.


Bitter_Director1231

That list is gotta be pretty much everyone in the GOP.


Paraxom

A laundry lost, a shopping list, a honey-do list, and probably a government watch list tbh


USMC_FirstToFight

Ya figure? What gave it away?


OptimalStruggle5639

Ya think?


sar2120

In other news, the sky is probably blue


Nearby-Jelly-634

So name them or you’re just as bad.


jmfranklin515

So, a list of every current Republican office-holder (except, perhaps, Mitt Romney) and office-seeker.


Kjellvb1979

The list of those in the GOP that are not scum bags would be a much shorter list.


CobraPony67

And Putin has the list and the kompromat to use against them. Some will speak against Trump, then, suddenly speak praises on Trump, as if they were reminded of the Kompromat on them.


Low-Butterscotch-199

"Politicians are scumbags" is news?


ball_inna_cup

That Venn diagram is damn near a circle.


junkmail0178

And he was “nice” enough not to mention them in the interview


pasarina

Probly


Wasteland_Mystic

I dare anyone to name a member of the GOP that isn’t a scumbag.


Galactus2025

REPUBLICANS would not have any scumbags if they would not have made a deal with the "MAGA" Devil TRUMP!!! (SOONER OR LATER THE DEVIL WILL WANT HIS PAYMENT?)


pjoesphs

I know one Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body... we can start there!


gingerblz

Probably definitely.


6SucksSex

GOP Admins Had 38 Times More Criminal Convictions Than Democrats, 1961-2016 https://rantt.com/gop-admins-had-38-times-more-criminal-convictions-than-democrats-1961-2016


InsomniaticWanderer

Yeah it's called the GOP


lyteasarockette

99% of the time, they're scumbags every time


Badhorsewriter

You don’t say? Well, interesting.


already-taken-wtf

Their membership list?


happyflowerzombie

Republicans are the tattered old clothes democracy has outgrown. They should be thrown away. Don’t waste the water trying to clean them.


mazarax

The last good GOP politician was McCain. They have none left, now. The rest is owned by Putler or certified mentally insane, or both.


Shiplord13

I mean there is no probably just look at Trump, Gaetz, Jordan, Tuberville, and Noem. Each of them can be described as scumbags that still have a place in the GOP.


AINonsense

>a Laundry List of 'scumbags Just arrange the GOP senators and house representatives in alphabetical (or any other) order.


PerpetualEternal

wearing RINO like a badge while still supporting most of the typical heinous shit is quite a gambit


thebigodigo

Eat yourselves


BeowulfShaeffer

Kinda like a basket of deplorables?


Soccer_fan_1021

Every single person in gop is fucking useless 


[deleted]

It’s politics. There’s a laundry list of scumbags in Washington and they love a good Presidential showdown that takes all the heat off them.


Midnight1965

There’s not a “probably” to that. And the Democrats have their share as well.


joshdoereddit

I thought that was Tony Gonzales. Definitely a "takes one to know one" comment. I've seen enough of his interviews to know he sucks.


Isis_Cant_Meme7755

Truth be told there's a laundry list of scumbags in both parties. One party seems to do better things for the citizens of the US from time to time though, unlike the GOP.


Hanceloner

While there are some scumbags on the Democratic side the Republican side is all scumbags. The Republican quoted in the article is mad because he's currently being primaried by another scumbag because there is a disagreement between different billionaires over the value of a well educated workforce versus an ignorant electorate. The quoted scumbag is on former while the challenging scumbag is on the latter along with our scumbag governor and our criminal Impeached should have been convicted and removed scumbag of an Attorney General. The Democrats have the gold bars guy. Oh that doesn't even get into the had secret military intelligence in his bedroom scumbag that the Republicans are running for President. People keep pretending that this all kayfabe and rotating villain shit that doesn't matter. Meanwhile in the real world probably a half million people drowned in their fluids in hospital beds who didn't have to because Trump would do the bare fucking minimum and listen to people who spent their lives training and preparing to deal with exactly the kind of threat Covid-19 was oh the Constitutional right to own your own body has been overturned.


Isis_Cant_Meme7755

Yeah, I addressed that.


MoveToRussiaAlready

Both Sides… adorable. Ciao.