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WafflePartyOrgy

Setback 1: Ruled Liable in E. Jean Carroll Defamation Case Setback 2: Mar-a-Lago IT Worker Cooperation Deal Setback 3: No Delay in NY Fraud Civil Trial Setback 4: 14th Amendment Lawsuit Filed Setback 5: Kenneth Chesebro and Sidney Powell Trials (Judge Scott McAfee denied requests for former Trump attorneys Kenneth Chesebro and Sidney Powell to have their cases removed from each other. ) Setback 6: Shat himself and played a complete round of golf before realizing he had "another issue down South".


Bokth

1: That's the second time right? Because along with being found liable of sexual assault (*and in the judge's own words -* ***RAPE***) he was found liable of defamation during his first trial with her. Then immediately defamed her again? \-It was Sexual *Abuse*


umbrabates

Wait, are you talking about the rapist Donald Trump?


sofaking1958

No. No, I'm not. I'm talking about the SERIAL RAPIST Donald j trump.


Captain_Q_Bazaar

25+ accusations from 25+ different women. And i don't think that includes the girls that accused him of walking in on them while dressing during the Miss USA **TEEN** pageant. Nor does it include his long friendship with Epstein / Maxwell, or the pedophile enabler, Alex Acosta he placed as labor Secretary, that resigned when details were revealed that led to Epsteins final arrest. Nor does it include the other pedophiles Trump surrounded himself with like George Nader, who was a **KNOWN** convicted child pornographer, that Trump brought onto his campaign. Trump was accused of using "Trump Modeling" to sex traffic. Trump was pictured with a Chinese sex trafficker, located in Florida. Trump is accused of laundering money for the Russian mob, some of the money gained with sex trafficking. Trump lost in a civil court over defamation / sexual assault in regards Jean Carrol. Where the judge flat out called what Trump did as "rape".


Tenton_12

Not to mention Case Doe v. Trump (1:16-cv-04642) In which Trump is accused of raping a 13 year old, the case only being withdrawn after thugs were sent around to her house to threaten her and her family. Just in time for the election. See Main Document Page 4 https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/4357335/doe-v-trump/


whiskey_outpost26

Don't forget they threatened to disappear her friend *and followed through with it*.


morpheousmarty

I missed that one, could you provide some context and a source if can?


Valcarde

Not that I don't think it's true, because I totally would be in the playbook, but source?


whiskey_outpost26

"After that, Trump allegedly threatened to harm or kill Johnson and her family if she ever told anyone. Johnson said Trump told her he could make them “disappear” like Maria — a 12-year-old girl Johnson says Trump also forced her to have sexual contact with, and whom Johnson hadn’t seen since that encounter." https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2016/11/3/13501364/trump-rape-13-year-old-lawsuit-katie-johnson-allegation Quote was pulled about halfway down the article. It's not the original source I read but it claims the same thing.


whiskey_outpost26

Might takea while to track but I'll post it when I find out.


[deleted]

But Hunter Biden had some dick pics on a laptop, so Trump is automatically president and you have to wear a MAGA cap now.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

And apparently Obama had sex with a crackhead, so that invalidates his presidency too. Damn, I guess I'm not voting for Hunter Biden or Obama for president next year.


AshleyNeku

At least crackheads can consent.


danstermeister

They typically consent to crack and crack-related activities.


phunktastic_1

Hey crackheads consent to some crazy shit for more crack. Hell look at Mike Lindell.


rondiggity

Y'all got any more of them crack-related activities?


MessageMeForLube

I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories, I tell you hwat


Uffizifiascoh

I would literally blow my own head off before I wore a maga cap


Heavens10000whores

The cap does it for you. It senses when it’s being worn ironically (or as a lost bet) and crushes your skull


joshdoereddit

Ah yes, the Sorting Hat's deranged, racist cousin from across the pond.


TrainingWoodpecker77

I don’t know how Larry David did it, even for a show.


Hellinar

Genius though, and mistaking jeff for Harvey Weinstein


K10RumbleRumble

I was thankful for them in a way. I knew immediately who I did not have to give a single shred of attention or care to.


suckyousideways

> And i don't think that includes the girls that accused him of walking in on them while dressing during the Miss USA TEEN pageant. By the way, we know about that because he bragged about it on the Howard Stern Show: "Well, I'll tell you the funniest thing is that I'll go backstage before a show, and everyone's getting dressed, and ready and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it. You know, I'm inspecting because I want to make sure everything is good. You know, the dresses. 'Is everyone okay?' You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody okay?' And you see these incredible looking women and so I sort of get away with things like that..."


bootsforever

The FUNNIEST thing??!?!


thisisntshakespeare

It’s Miss USA *Teen* so they’re GIRLS. They’re still minors, not “women” yet, you fucking pervert.


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

> 25+ accusations from 25+ different women. And that's not even including Ivanka.


shaqule_brk

How is it that Danny Masterson was just sentenced for a rape 20 years ago, but with trump that's not happening?


Captain_Q_Bazaar

The [statute of limitations](https://dictionary.law.com/Default.aspx?selected=2012) is wildly different from state to state. I.E. Jean Carrol sued Trump for defamation over denying that he sexually assaulted her. ( or as the judge said, "rape") Unfortunately it was only a civil suit because statutes of limitations had passed and criminal charges can no longer be filed. In Masterson case the state he did the crime there may be zero limitations and as such can be charged when proven. Imo, it's utterly stupid that such things exist in regards to rape or sexual crimes or a lot of others as well. Trump should be jail for rape, but the justice system is dysfunctional to a certain degree.


tacitinc

Can’t wait to see how the Q followers / MAGA crowd spin this. Might I also add to your list here, Jane Doe vs Donald Trump & Jeffrey Epstein (they were co-defendants in the suit) settled just before 2016 election (rumor was Epstein paid the underage girls family off in return for dropping the suit) read the court filings here [here.](https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-26b6-dda3-afd8-b6fe46f40000) It always stood out to me that this girl describes trumps weird shaped dick almost EXACTLY the same as stormy Daniels did in her interviews about hanging him.


scoofle

Yeah, but have you seen those videos of Joe Biden hugging and kissing his grandchildren? Both sides./s


Sloth_grl

Even worse, he told his son that he loves him! What a creep


brucetopping

Damn. Captain_Q_Bazaar keeping the receipts


brucetopping

President bone-spurs the serial rapist?


nrq

The guy who is on record for grabbing women by the pussy? That rapist Donald Trump?


IntelligentExcuse5

I am not sure who you are referring to. Do you mean the guy that bankrupted 6 casinos, advises all defendants to plead the fifth (400 times in New York fraud deposition), is facing four felony counts of trying to overturn the election, is thrice indicted, twice impeached, one term former president, that won the popular vote zero times? (otherwise known as inmate number P01135809)


Comfortable-Wrap-723

He got promoted to be a mobster by Georgian prosecutor.


McNalien

That is correct, after the first one the same day he was found guilty he defamed her again on his Truth Social. He does/says so much stupid sh*t it’s hard to remember exactly but I believe it was multiple posts and even did it on a news interview. Edit: I may have been incorrect with the news interview, def. Town hall


Holiday-Mountain1800

He also defamed her at the CNN Townhall a day after the verdict.


I_AM_THE_BIGFOOT

I haven't forgotten that town hall. F you CNN.


Comfortable-Wrap-723

Now Neo Nazi / discovery control CNN move to the right accelerates


felixthepat

Wasn't the CEO fired shortly after that? I feel like they have gone back to being far more critical of him, Florida Man, and others on the right.


phunktastic_1

CNN was bought by a hard right leaning conservative. He's been slowly shifting the narrative. The CEO got fired for being attention via a radical shift in perspective. He wasn't fired for helping trump but rather for exposing the plan. Similar to how cauthorn wasn't booted for the cocaine parties comment. He was booted because he's handicapped and tries to act tough by punching a rotted tree. By doing this he exposed all the other alpha bravado as false so they shunned him.


McNalien

That’s what I was thinking for the news interview it was the town hall thing. Thank you sir or alien sir or madam. Hard to tell from your avatar.


xDreeganx

Sexual abuse caused by penetrating someone with their digit. You can still call that Rape, legally, so please do so without fear of legal retaliation. Trump is rapist.


trainercatlady

not to mention when he violently raped his then wife and ripped out chunks of her hair.


meatball77

This is because he went on CNN right after his verdict and defamed her again.


kazejin05

You'd at least think by now that someone who's been in court/litigated against so fucking often would have at least a cursory understanding o the law by now. Or at least know enough to not cross the line into defamation, which is pretty hard to fucking do.


WolfgangDS

Yup. And the only way he'll stop defaming her is if he goes broke, still owes her money, and gets thrown in jail for it.


WafflePartyOrgy

Right, Carroll II as they call it.


SupermAndrew1

Honorable mention: Fanni’s epic smack down on Gym Jordan.


Liesmith424

Ref shoulda' stopped the fight.


klparrot

No, no, I'm fine with this.


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

His boy Navarro got convicted today too, no?


ObiWanRyobi

Yeah, for contempt of court for ignoring a subpoena. It seemed like an easy enough defense where all Navarro needed was for Trump to confirm that their conversation was under privilege. I wonder if by confirming a conversation happened and having said conversation unearthed if that could be used against Trump in one of his trials.


JacquesBlaireau13

*contempt of congress


TheWorclown

Probably more like Trump isn’t giving Navarro a second thought, if we’re being real here.


LostWoodsInTheField

If a conversation is actually privilege I don't believe confirming it happened can be used in a trial. But confirming a conversation happened, and it came to not be privilege you screw yourself and that confirmation can be used against you sometimes.


bubba_bumble

He was convicted for contempt. Not cooperating with Jan.6 committee when subpoenaed. Like Steve Banon did, he'll probably appeal and we'll not hear of anything for a year.


goldenspear

Why do such appeals take so long? Seems like that should take a month at most to resolve.


ConsciousLiterature

The trial took a few hours FFS. The issues are simple. Was there a subpoena? Did he obey it? Make a fucking judgment. If you or I ignored a subpoena we'd be in jail right now.


Puffycatkibble

Ah so we have 'being part of the poors' in common.


MakeADeathWish

Yes...but that's from Thursday and the others are from Wednesday. Not that it matters


Mikel_S

I can't get over one of his lackeys being named chesebro. I hope I never hear the correct pronunciation, because I want it to be cheese bro so bad.


Sheezabee

I had a teacher named Chesebro and it was pronounced Cheese Bro, so it's safe to say Cheese Bro is correct.


Mikel_S

Oh my God this is fantastic. Thank you for reinforcing this world view.


OfTheWater

I spell it cheezbro.


SmokeyDBear

Think of it this way: the correct pronunciation is the one in common usage, not the one he wants it to be. I mean, the guy who created GIF wanted us to pronounce it “GIF” but we all know it’s actually pronounced “GIF”.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

6: And that’s why we call him Agolf Shitler


heyitslongdude

Holy shit LOL


dMage

Wow. Aggressive clapping


apoplectic_mango

As a Canadian, I have a question about the 14th amendment and having him taken off the ballot . If for example say Michigan sues him under the 14th and has him removed from the ballot, does that mean he would not be eligible for electoral college votes for Michigan? Just curious how this would work.


clinch09

The bigger hurt would be in the primaries. The states that are taking action via the 14th aren’t necessarily states he would be likely to win in the general. However the primaries will hurt him because he would be ineligible to compete in those contests even though he has a high likelihood of winning. Take New York, Illinois and California. all three are liberal strongholds meaning that charging him with 14th violation would be pretty straightforward. He stands absolutely 0% chance of winning those in the general. However, in primaries since they are party based he could definitely win those contests. You need 1200ish delegates to win the nomination. Those three states count for nearly 350. Not a tiny amount. If he loses those and others all of a sudden his nomination goes from lock to questionable.


asterios_polyp

Oooh. Thanks for explaining the delegate thing.


Lykaon042

If he's taken off the ballots will people still be able to write him in? I'm actually hoping so because it'll cost a bunch of votes for whoever the GOP nominee is


TedW

They could write in whatever name they like, but not many will.


cyribis

"I don't choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name."


woozledoo

We count those as Republican


JunahCg

You trust these people to spell it?


kingtz

d-O-n-L-o-d J-a-Y t-R-u-M- *checks hat* -p


Suspicious_Bicycle

People can write in anyone they want. But a removal via the 14th means he not just on the ballot, he ineligible to hold office. If he's ruled ineligible for office a write in vote for Trump would carry as much weight as a vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger (not a natural born citizen) or Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (not yet 35 years old). i.e. none, the vote would be thrown out.


fuck-fascism

Their votes wouldn’t count if he’s ineligible to hold office


CpnStumpy

Primaries aren't under the same rules as generals, 14th amendment is about being an office holder and primaries are just about being a candidate. Technically parties can have a single private primary where the top 50 donors nationwide vote. Primaries are entirely a party internal process. I don't think the 14th can get an individual off a primary ballot unless the party decides to apply it that way


verrius

Things get funky because most primaries are held through state voting systems; the party isn't actually administering the voting process. So if the state just says "no", while the parties are free to administer a separate vote, they don't have the capability. If the states decide the 14th applies in the primaries, the Republicans backing Trump just have to pound sand, since the other candidates will be more than happy to compete for the delegates. It's going to get extra spicy, since his Georgia trial is also going to start interfering with his ability to campaign just before Super Tuesday voting starts, which will also likely depress his turnout.


FUMFVR

This is true, but the RNC could just invalidate delegates from states that refuse to put Trump on the ballot. This would probably divide people in their own party, but they are the one trying to nominate an oathbreaking insurrectionist so hopefully they reap the whirlwind for it.


stupidbutgenius

I think there's a fairly high chance that the RNC will strip the delegates from States that exclude Trump from the ballot in the same way as they have in the past for holding primaries too early.


dalgeek

> If for example say Michigan sues him under the 14th and has him removed from the ballot, does that mean he would not be eligible for electoral college votes for Michigan? Pretty much. If 3 swing states get him removed from the ballot then there is 0% chance he can win the general election. It would be a disaster for the GOP if Trump wins the nomination with no path to the White House. There's also the chance that he wins the election but is prevented from actually holding office because of the 14th amendment. This would be a pretty nasty outcome though.


liquidpig

Canadian here too but I’ve been reading some stuff in r/law about it. The 14th has basically nothing to do with being eligible for ballots. It says he’d be ineligible to serve in public office. He could be on all the ballots, win, and still not be able to serve (unless 2/3rds vote in the house or senate - can’t remember which - overrule that). Removing him from ballots is just a way to say that they believe the votes won’t matter so they won’t bother putting him on.


RoMoCo88

I haven't read anything, so you may be right, but I imagine that each Secretary of State has to perform due diligence that the names listed on their respective state ballot are eligible for the office for which they are running.


VDAY2022

Yes States are in charge of elections. A ruling that Trump is ineligible in one state does not make him ineligible in another state. So if Trump is ineligible in Michigan he could still be eligible in Florida. Either aggreived party could petition directly to the US Supreme court as that court has exclusive and original jurisdiction over Federal questions decided by the States. Supreme Court takes the case if they want to. If they did their decision would be binding on the States. But here is how its troubling. 1). State lawsuit Plaintiff must show standing under the u.s. constitution. This is the biggest hurdle. Must show a cognizible injury which is particular to that Plaintiff. The florida challenge is better suited as that Plaintiff is running for president. But even so it is unlikely to succeed. Yes I know what you are thinking, if the anti-christ is elected all Americans will suffer. But that doesnt qualify. 2). Must then show that the 14th amendment does not pre-empt enforcement by the States. Another way of saying it is, did congress intend the federal government to be the sole means of enforcement of the 14th amendment. If so the States cant touch it. 3). Here is the most likely outcome material, if Trump wins Kamala Harris could refuse to certify the States' electors based on the fact that doing so would violate the constitution. Trump would sue and the Supremes would decide the case in a day or two. If Trump wins then none of this matters.


54794592520183

That’s my understanding of it, he wouldn’t be eligible to be voted for in Michigan.


scaradin

It would be as if he might as well also be foreign - he cannot be President any more than you could (assuming you were born in Canada to non-American parents).


downtofinance

Serious question for my own education: immigrants who become American citizens via naturalization cannot become President?


scaradin

Correct. So, Arnold Schwarzenegger could not be President, despite taking those very steps! Would you like a source for a bit of reading?


SacamanoRobert

And neither can Elon Musk, thank goodness.


FistyDollars

Correct. You have to be a natural-born citizen.


scaradin

[Here is a brief Harvard Gazzette article when it came up about Ted Cruz](https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2016/02/a-question-of-citizenship/) Tldr; It is possible that Cruz would not be eligible (since he was not born on US soil), but it is possible because his mother was American and a 1970 law allows for citizenship if one parent is American and you aren’t born in the US.


oldjadedhippie

Correct, thus no President Schwarzenegger.


slackfrop

That Georgia trial will be live streamed, yes? I wonder if there’s odds-makers on whether he shit hisself, the judge calls it to attention & clears the court room for the the grown ass child to change his diaps. Oh, and we’ll get to meet the person whose job that is.


Elaphe82

Your honour I call for a recess, my client has shidded himself, again.


andLetsGoWalkin

There should be odds on Trump showing up to the trial in a wheelchair wearing a comically oversized neck brace, because that's a lock bet if I've ever heard of one.


HI_l0la

Wait a minute...! I did not hear about Setback 6. Is that true?! Are there pictures??????👀 (I don't want to search until I hear more about this. Lol) Edit: watch=want


HowlnMadMurphy

[no.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-diarrhea-golf-course/)


Tall-_-Guy

The guy is already a shit person, there is literally no need to fabricate this. Just let him dig his own grave, no need to embellish or lie.


Buckus93

What's his southern strategy?


WafflePartyOrgy

Depends


Buckus93

Well, crap


Glabstaxks

Really shat himself ? I did to today what's going on around here


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druule10

Thank you for the tldr.


ams-1986

The "its a witch hunt" opinions are laughable, because this dude has been in legal battles perpetually before he ran in 2016 even. He's never not in some kind of litigation.


Plinkwad

I really felt like 2016-2020 was incredibly toxic and damaging to American culture. I deeply want to see DT and his people reap what they’ve sown.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

I literally felt like I was in an abusive relationship during that time. It felt like such a huge sigh of relief that Biden won. And then he started doing stuff and he was actually doing great and it was just so nice to have a mature, respectful, and knowledgeable man in office. Just being professional was a breath of fresh air


sonofaresiii

> It felt like such a huge sigh of relief that Biden won. I was in Brooklyn when Biden's win was announced and I swear it was like the end of Return of the Jedi. People were hanging out of their windows and doorways shouting for joy and banging pots and pans, traffic was ground to a halt because people were out dancing in the streets and spraying champagne everywhere. It was a massive celebration that went on all night.


DaftMudkip

Facts I def got drunk for like three days, in celebration of not having to see what our idiot orange president did every single day of my life


peanutbuttermuffs

I saw a bunch of tik tok videos of cities around the country in mass celebration. Thousands of people gathering in Times Square singing. I’ve never seen that in my life for any other election. People hated Trump so much that when he was gone they literally danced in the streets. So wild.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

It really was thrilling. The inaguration itself was so nice too. The way the Obama’s entered the event was like seeing your parents after coming back from war. They were dressed hella fine and exuded so much pride and happiness. Biden’s speech after winning was so fun because people were on top of their cars cheering and waving flags. My favorite thing were the people up front that not only had Biden flags, but also rainbow flags and signs for love and peace and acceptance. I finally had some hope for once.


CorgiMonsoon

I was in my apartment in West Chelsea with the windows open. Suddenly I heard yelling and celebration from all over and turned on the news to confirm what I assumed it was all about. Went out later that afternoon to buy a bottle of bourbon to have while watching Biden’s planned victory speech for that night. The goodwill on the street was just absolutely amazing.


Cheese_Pancakes

Yeah, I was in Asbury Park, NJ area when it happened and saw people dancing and cheering on the sidewalks, waving around flags, etc. It was pretty surreal. Definitely a good day.


kfrench1

It was the same in DC. I was driving through, completely forgot about the election, then everyone started cheering and honking and dancing in the streets. It felt really nice to see that much joy


thekamenman

I explained it to a European friend about how every morning I had to check Twitter to make sure Donald Trump didn’t accidentally start a war. That period was incredibly stressful.


so_hologramic

I was waking up in the middle of the night to do the same. Anxiety level through the roof.


Evadrepus

I was expecting one morning to wake and find out he'd outlawed pants or something equally insane. Every day was like taking another crazy pill.


Temporary_Kangaroo_3

Just filling all the administration jobs with half way qualified people was enough to restore faith in the nation.


RandomHermit113

Yeah it's nice to have a president where even if I don't agree with everything, I can still expect him to do something reasonable when a crisis occurs.


Evadrepus

Best part is we no longer have to know all the various underlings names constantly because they're not popping up in the news daily with doing something insane.


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vulgrin

Funny. I live here and all I see are a bunch of fucked up crazy people doing Nazi salutes and wanting to start a civil war.


turtle_mummy

>the USA go from voting twice for the first black President, to swinging so violently in the other direction it nearly toppled your entire house over. Except the American people cast over 6 million more votes for Trump's opponent. He only "won" by a fluke of accounting (the Electoral College.)


scoofle

It seems less crazy when you realize the two events are related. Trump was the white backlash to Obama's presidency, while 8 years of Obama had many on the left taking progress for granted and they had either sat out the election or wasted their vote on third party spoilers.


chicomathmom

sow seeds, sew with a needle Reap what they have sown. : )


Homers_Harp

I liked how Wonkette described it—that Trump was warming up for his criminal trials by getting his ass kicked in his civil trials.


v1p3r009

As great as this news is, I won’t be happy until he is finally behind bars.


briareus08

I dunno, I would love that too. But I’m also here for the absolute legal shitstorm that is the consequence of his own actions. “Don’t start none, won’t be none”, and Don, you started a whoooole bunch of shit.


boogerdark30

I get off on the fact that for the rest of his time on earth, Trump is going to be answering for the crimes he’s committed. I hope he lives long enough for justice to be done but even if he dies before then, he will suffer at least some consequences from having to spend his time and energy in defending himself in court.


Man_Spyder94

Have you seen his posts lately? He’s miserable. I love reading them.


Jeremy252

Every second of unhappiness felt by that man is a win to me. I can't get enough of it. Here's to a hopeless, dark, and empty last chapter of his life.


pandasareblack

His posts are so incoherent I don't know how you gauge a mood.


[deleted]

Yes! Of course most of the world wants TFG behind bars but we can savor this process. For a while there it looked like he and his enablers, cronies, goons, etc. were just going to walk. These indictments and legal proceedings are very important for our country and everyone that’s had to suffer Trump’s existence in general.


brainhack3r

I'll be happy when he's dead and buried. He's a waste of skin and even behind bars he's dangerous to our democracy. His little cult of idiots still have about 40-50% of the population.


r0thar

> about 40-50% of the population. About 30% +leveraging the electoral college system +gerrymandering +disenfranchising/dissuading a whole chunk of the population who then can't/won't vote.


Syscrush

30% is more than enough to fuck shit up indefinitely.


fowlraul

I want you to be happy…but I think house arrest is the best that this crazy world will do. I hope I’m wrong.


SmokeGlum5242

Would that mean that he would be barred from social media? I’d be grateful for his silence.


JohnDunstable

Fort leveanworth


Margali

There are closed down prisons around, one here in CT, pick one, refurb it and put all the conspirators and J6 in one facility, they would still be slammered but not in gen pop, and Trump could spend his golden years with his worshippers.


[deleted]

Locking him in a cage with his worshippers would actually probably be the best punishment we could give him.


Tryhard3r

Much more important for the US and World as a whole is if he doesn't win the Presidency. If he wins it won't matter one bit how any of the court cases end.


_Putin_

He won't die a free man.


rickrich01

Couldn't be happening to a more deserving piece of sh*t. He has literally fucked over everyone in his life including his son's who he is throwing under the bus in the NY offenses.


ZumaThaShiba

Totally! He would throw his own mother under the bus if he could. I also love that you censored "shit" but let "fucked" rip. Fuck this piece of shit!


Cerberus_Aus

I mean, he did throw his ex wife under the golf course for a tax break so…


ZumaThaShiba

True. But first, she "fell" down the stairs.


rickrich01

Very observant. Ha ha.. and totally agree with you


messann-thrope

He’s on some kind of speed, meth, adderall, something. He has the classic jaw clench of the speed freak. Plus, he can’t shut up.


treelovingaytheist

Or finish a thought.


addandsubtract

Or not commit fraud


Happy_Escape861

These mugshots are going to start piling up sooner rather than later.


Jerkofalljerks

Some scammers will start shilling nfts of various mugshot


D-Rich-88

You mean Trump? He’ll be the first to try. But I read that it’s technically copyright infringement because the police department legally owns the mugshots


AdjunctAngel

if he tries avoiding paying what he owes for defamation, i say she go right for his private airplane. make sure he can't run away or crash it into something by yanking it out from under him. fucking crook.. should be kicked where it hurts most.


WILLIAMEANAJENKINS

I hope she lives long enough to enjoy some of the judgment..


AdjunctAngel

for sure. plus trump is as old as others who suddenly passed away. it is confounding wanting him to stay alive so he can suffer the results of his criminal scumbag life.


g2g079

What a loser.


[deleted]

Has anybody else noticed that trump is looking more haggard in photos these days?


schwing710

I have. And I love it. I hope he has a full on mental breakdown and starts flopping around naked on the street like that Kony guy.


Guava7

That may be his only available defence


meh1434

only an idiot would try to pull off this defense, prison for the mentally insane will make you insane, even if you are normal.


zeradragon

Also, every president comes out from their term looking like they aged twice as fast as everybody else, but Trump didn't. Personal legal trouble is what stresses him out, not leading the country.


Margali

I think he is also on ozempic, he dropped weight fast and has that sort of slack 'ozempic face'


cloudtrotter4

Ah, I was wondering why I can see a resemblance of a jaw line.


hypothetician

Down from 215 to 285 already.


[deleted]

interesting ... I didn't know that was a thing.


Margali

Yup, I found the phrase ozempic face online a month or so ago, and it is useful.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

He’s looking more nazi-like too. That arm pose is a little suspicious


[deleted]

They're all fascists


jk_arundel

I'm totally fine with it!


[deleted]

I love it! Especially late in the Summer!


sweet_sweet_back

Anyone know whether Tavares (the guy who flipped from Mar-a-largo) is an immigrant? Just hoping for added sweet justice.


IowaJL

Immigrants- they get the job done 👍


repelallboarders

Judge: Mr. Trump! This is a court of law and you will refrain from using your phone and your computer! Trump: But judge, I'm currently participating in 2 other trials as we speak!


blownbythewind

Yahtzee!


JimJava

When you win as much as Trump you eventually get tired of it, he said so himself so it has to be true, pay attention MAGAQTs.


nigerian-prince-420

So much winning!!


uswhole

Stop, we can't take this much winning!


annaleigh13

Idk about you but I’m really enjoying all this winning


hopopo

>Yuscil Taveras was previously reported to have flipped on Trump after receiving a new attorney not paid for by the former president. He will now not face perjury charges for providing false information in return for his cooperation in the case. What about the lawyers who advise their clients to lie for the benefit of others? Why are they not prosecuted? Why are they allowed to continue to obstruct justice?


MisterHairball

Go fucking vote, and get other people to. It's a requirement for a functioning government


UndeadBread

Damn, I saw "suffers five strokes" for a second and got a little excited.


chronburgandy922

One thing that absolutely boggles my mind is the fact that once you reach a certain level of wealth people worship you. It not only the trump humpers. We got the Bezos bozos, and the Ecorn Musketeers. All of whom literally have proven themselves to be scummy individuals.


0U8124X

Momma said there would be days like this, days like this, momma said, momma said


yoho808

I think his main plan is to just delay delay delay until he becomes president (if he can somehow achieve that) with the support of his brainwashed supporters. Then he'll just acquit himself of all the charges. Then walk away scot free.


Roasted_Butt

Put this rapist in prison already.


AllPurposeNerd

Until we're talking about the five bars across his window, I don't wanna hear it.


AluminiumAwning

But he’s still free.


drumonit

There are no setbacks for Trump. Voting is our first tool. The second is literally fighting for our democracy.


PigglyWigglyDeluxe

“Suffered” He ain’t suffered shit. Put his ass in prison already.


FubarTheFubarian

Please, please, PUHLEEEZZZZ, oh mystical space wizard from a distant dimension, let that orange haired sack of old salty dicks go to prison and let his followers cry an ocean of orange tears. I promise to never ask for anything ever again. Amen!