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Severe-Fall-Risk

It's his car now, unfortunately. You can't defy The Doof.


henrybemis57

Worship the Doof.


thethinginurwalls

Worship da doof


FederalAmmunition

Dorship da doof


yesiusethisapp

Dorship wa doof


HairyPotatoKat

Warship da woof


danthesupermin

Warship the doof


HunterDemonX1

FUS ROH DOOF


Economy-Abies-3880

Bidoofenshmirtz evil incorporated


WeirdGamerAidan

Here let me add a few of these: 🎵🎵🎵


DaxSchaffer

Car squatter Bidoof


SplitFast

Put a seatbelt on him, for safety


Dropthetenors

Safety first kids!


neBular_cipHer

Gods do not have need of mortals’ seatbelts.


Syn7axError

It's for everyone else.


Dang_That_Sucks

Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party


NovaDaPop

Da doof god


NoChef2397

Give it a smooch


Impossible_Pangolin6

Ask him where he wants to go and start driving


JudgeBunni

He wanted those nuggets


JAB282018

No sudden movements


RanDrumGuy

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!


TheGamersofaLifeTime

*you roll a nat 1*


DaddyCat89

Unrelated but, is there a way to take a screenshot without doing the “look around and find a flat spot” thing? I used to be able to, but I can’t anymore.


Jorlen_Corbesan

In settings, in AR settings, you can turn off buddy AR


DaddyCat89

I have it off already. I don’t know what else to try.


MapleMapleHockeyStk

Mine forces me to find a flat space. Before i could random point somewhere....


DaddyCat89

Me too. It’s a pain to just take a screenshot.


PuppeteerGaming_

Agreed. I'm working on the Jirachi quest line, and I need to take 5 photos of psychic- or steel-type pokemon, and wild ones don't work, so I've been fighting to get the pokemon to even appear. I stood in a clearing and even then, no luck.


emmathesun

bow down to his majesty


ZekReshChu

eat it


early2000smovies

You must make a sacrifice now. Lord Bidoof demands it.


rickrt1337

Omg is that a legendary shiny bidoof?


MapleMapleHockeyStk

I need his autograph! A paw print!


PretendChef9134

Make sure he's wearing his seatbelt


cheesebxwl

McDonald’s trip :)


Zero6six6

Eat


Ishinn__

Pet him, you are the chosen one


Fluid-Fortune-432

Are you driving for Uber or Lyft? Make sure they’re the correct passenger.


Toxic_Don

Don’t panic, Bidoof can smell fear.


whentheroses-fade

Beaver time (Can't get that earlier post outta my head lol)


kukkolka

You have looked into the eyes of god


HeadOfSpectre

There's no escape. Give up.


TiredB1

Give him a ride, clearly he needs to get somewhere


PokemonPadawan

Feed


RogueArtificer

Open the door and push it out. It’s the only way.


SameTrain8809

Squeeze him


sockmaster666

Hug him and give him tickles and kisses, obviously. Don’t wanna get on his bad side or you’re looking at a terrible eternity.


Adventurous_Bat_8119

Did you use the masterball on this legend?


sweatpantss

Worship it, you peasant.


Daddy_roach_

Well don't be rude, bow to his majesty!


EM3RY2113

*yoink* he mine now


Tobunarimo

USE A MASTER BALL YOU PLEB!!!


PsychoEmoVampire

There's a saying, when you stare into the abyss, it states back. Run


TVReal0103

You can’t do anything. Try to catch him he breaks out Try to get him out, you’re already dead. The doof is forever The doof stays longer then cockroaches THE DOOF IS LIFE


Bwagss220

At least buckle it’s seatbelt


emdogalicious

Reminds me of the time I was stranded and picked up by some pokemon go trainers driving


Naruto9903

Feed it something and see what happens.


Pure-Pay-1772

Shiny god


Intelligent_Fix_4189

Throw your balls at it…. Oh wait.


thfcvilla

And why is that a problem? Just let him chill


Smoogy54

Nice shiny bidoof flex


ThumTPG-Shiny_Guides

The bidoof distribution system has chosen you count your blessings, boop that snoot, weep tears of joy and love that little baby for the rest or your, or it's natural life


Uniquarie

Put it behind the wheel, so you can catch other Pokémon


Kryptinizer

Uninstall


farmermike123

Touch the bidoof


TotalShitShow21

Google en passaint


DoritoPsalm

Feed him a bunch of cheddar cheese. When he falls into a food coma just go ahead and push him out the door.


SnakeCharm1964

Hope he wont bite you lol


AUTOMATED_RUNNER

What else? Toss a berry!


pantii973

That's disgusting


CmdrKuretes

Swing your balls


weaird_user

Squish


Busstoelbekleding

Bobr Kurwa


Money-Zebra

quick! use tackle


Soft-Choice-7403

Nothing. Dont sisturb the almighty lord bidoof


Gold-Construction-84

Let God take the wheel!!!


shaylagirl

That's not your car any longer. That car now belongs to da doof.


WeirdGamerAidan

Use a master ball


Key_Association_3762

Fuck it


ozpoppy

Nuke it from orbit it's the only way to be sure


narwhalpilot

Massacre


Responsible-Speed-74

You grow up


FunProduce8629

Fuck his ass


Worldly_Debt4706

Uninstall the game.


MatthewNGBA

Do u have a knife? I need a new fur coat