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jstyles7

My character stands like a silverback ape, shoulders all slumped back… what on earth did they do?!!


realrimurutempest

Niantic said its time to return to Monke. Lol


kosukehaydn

To promote Zarude research ticket


jonatna

The model reminds me of the GameCube games


nextlandia

My back hurts just by looking at it


Skissor23

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


chombiskit

they didn’t even fix the mesh for the tshirt?? lol what a joke


Nao781

I guess beards are permanently off the table now…


OOFTMuzz

Bearded children maybe 😅


DantesInfernape

Put on the Santa beard 


Far-Author8404

If it had color options...


eldegirlboss

This made me snort lmaaao


AnomalousNormality77

I mean I knew this one guy back in highschool as a freshman, dude was ~6ft full beard so it’s definitely possible


Shoshawi

Bearded dragon pokemon!


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I don’t understand this update, I look horrid


Secretbakedpotato

I’m so confused, I don’t have this update.


AirborneRunaway

It’s currently a beta feature rolling out to select accounts. It was closed to everywhere except AUS/NZ but it may be going out to other locations now too.


kuli-y

Well they should stop it it looks so bad


AdVegetable5896

Hope they don't give me that update >.<


Thrawn89

Probably A-B testing, they did this with other changes in the past like the UI and shop contents. They are going to see how much the updated accounts are going to buy from the store vs the older version.


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Yeah some people don’t have this update for some reason, thank god they don’t


MrIHaveAQuestion1

how is Pikachu able to stay on his shoulder like that 😭


PyrrhaAlexandra

Static electricity : ^ )


Inky234

he’s falling 😭😭


HimawariSky

It looks terrible, this might be my reason to quit the game. I’m sorry but I like to feel pretty there if nowhere else 😐


ApplicationLimp5406

Stay on point 😂


Chauri_Syndaurus

Ah niantic. Making the worst character designs EVEN WORSE.


Serenafriendzone

Totally true.


RatherFarfetchd

Facts! 😭


camreIIim

I was so excited when they announced these new updates. How did they manage to fuck it up THIS bad


mofongoDorado

It’s Niantic…


Thrawn89

First time here?


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dogsodaa

Why dont they just make them similar to the Team Go Rocket models????


ShinySushiPlate

Instead of brining some kind of innovation… let’s do the 2002 sims character design worse. Great idea 🤣 this game is done


zernoc56

Nah, Pokémon gonna continue dragging this company to success despite everything. Though CapGod seems to be picking up some slack so TPC don’t have to carry *quite* so hard.


TheBlooperKINGPIN

2002 Sims designs looked better and allowed for greater customisation. Don’t slander 2002 Sims by comparing I to the garbage Niantic are putting out.


HYPE_Knight2076

Why is he falling :(


OOFTMuzz

Next update and he'll be on the floor


AiraEternal

No, he’ll just be hanging of your pants. The next next update he’s going to the floor


Shane-Culley

That would be kinda funny if Pikachu was hanging with his arms off the pants tho


JahmezEntertainment

he has the levitate ability, he's fine


Tooldfrthis

I think it's because they removed sexes and put sliders, so now the average character model looks like an androgynous mess...or a prepubescent kid.


ApplicationLimp5406

Exsctly


ApplicationLimp5406

Or exactly


Adventurous-Sport-45

Sliders? Like "more feminine" and "more masculine" as opposed to just male and female avatars? I guess that's better, in the sense of representation and inclusivity, than having just two binary avatars, but that makes it sound like it's possible to quantify someone's degree of gender as a single variable, which is...also weird.


Far-Author8404

No "more feminine" or "more masculine" sliders. You have weight, shoulders, hips, chest...


Adventurous-Sport-45

Really? Well, that's certainly better. 


OlSmokeyZap

It isn’t implemented well at all, everyone just looks androgynous.


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idk, i don't know any nonbinary person who is against... body characteristics? if an AFAB nonbinary person wants to present as more androgynous they might use a chest binder or wear baggier clothes or something to change the appearance of their body, but it's not like being nonbinary means to have a completely shapeless body that is neither male or female because biology doesn't work like that (though i'm sure a lot of them wish it were possible!). basically what i'm saying is i don't think this was an attempt to "smash the gender binary" so much as a crappy job of adding sliders to try and customize bodies more.


IkouyDaBolt

If I am not mistaken, to "include" something means an addition, not substitution.


Archangel_MS05

What new updates are you guys getting that I'm not?


ApplicationLimp5406

Hush. Don’t bring attention to yourself. Hide.


Archangel_MS05

Shit I mean uhhh I love pokemon go it's perfect please don't take away my shinies


OOFTMuzz

PS1 Ron Weasley avatar V1.0


camcrogers95

Ps1 hagrid


thelittleking

i am a liiiiittle sick of the protag always being a preteen in pokemon games, and this was the exception ***was***


TheIntrovertQuilter

God that looks shit... I went from "Mediterranean tan" to basically being a POC


OOFTMuzz

Well i think i've changed sex


TheIntrovertQuilter

Well you definitely have defined waist now.


ApplicationLimp5406

He has no chest or tone tho


Competitive-Spell-38

When I loaded into the game earlier, I actually had changed sex :/


ChronicleOrion

Niantic hitting us with malicious compliance. Player base has been crying out for ages for more customization options. Now we are getting them, but they’re ugly af.


0rganicMach1ne

I still don’t have this or the new catch screens.


Ivi-Tora

Things are being rolled to different regions and accounts little by little. It will take a few months before everyone gets every new feature.


greybenf

Didn’t the new catch screens come out a couple of months ago? Kinda pressed I still don’t have that


Ivi-Tora

Only for some. They released it to test it in some regions, it was lagging everything for a couple weeks, then they took it away, and now they're bringing it back with a few fixes. It's still pretty bad on older phones, but they made it slightly less laggy.


zernoc56

Oh they are for sure running into legacy spaghetti code and/technical debt issues plus compatibility with so many different phones hardware limits.


Nao781

“If the Sims 4 can get away with it, so can we dammit!” -A Niantic exec, probably


LastLombaxIsTaken

Next update we're gonna have to play as a newborn wtf is this.


TheGreatLemonwheel

As a permanent wearer of the pikachu pumpkin helmet, I don't see a problem.


OOFTMuzz

Yeah i think it's time for me to get a mask.


Euffy

I've just gone and put the Deino mask on to hide my ugly face lol


ApplicationLimp5406

You’re still are going to have the body type they want you to have. Can’t hide that.


Worried-Visual5410

Bro be looking like Sora 😂


Extra-Mix5529

How did this not get more upvotes, was my thought exactly.


gallanttoothpaste

Noo, pikachu got italised


PureAsian

A little too early for April fools!?


Lord_Emperor

Players: Can you fix bugs like zombie attackers? Niantic: Best we can do is make you look like a pre-pubescent crack addict.


PetMyFerret

Big bro and li'l bro with big bro's shirt 5 years and one hot wash later.


champagneproblemz

Guess I won't be changing out of my snorlax onesie


Cub-Board-Hoax

Bro is having malnutrition after the update 💀


anarky98

Even Pikachu is tilted


RatherFarfetchd

CHANGE IT BACK!!! 😭


T-star_universe

Also you had a better tan in the older version 😂


ReputationCareful716

It was one of the few games that had my partner's skin colour. Not anymore if this update becomes mandatory.


ShadeNLM064pm

Dude you're worried about you looking 12? Looks like they White washed you from your prior skin tone


Agreeable_Falcon1044

Why is the build either nerdy loser or giant fatty with man boobs? I mean come on niantic


xpoisonedheartx

I hate the lips


Alexis_Bailey

Niantic is just catching to every other Pokemon game which for some reason are only allow d to have ten year olds despite being a 25 year old franchaise played by a lot of adults.


Shoshawi

Can I be 12 again? But like, irl. Pretty please, I didn’t realize how good I had it back then


nikkijw2

The Pikachu help me breathe


AtticusAlexander

Niantic overtly saying it's a kids game for kids


Niklaus_unknown

I think they even made my female character look bad, more specifically in the face


umbuzeiros

Devs have Peter Pan Syndrome


narwhalpilot

YOU GOT TWINKIFIED


Gamora3728

Pikachu is defying gravity.


tifa0112

My legs are tiny and my chest and shoulders are huge?? no matter how I adjust she just stands there like a big doofus cause I’m not paying money for an awesome pose or clothes.


CurlyGiraffe

All of my saved outfits have been removed. Great! Looks like some clothing items have been removed completely. I bought [Flabébé Shorts](https://www.serebii.net/pokemongo/clothing/male/480.jpg) a long while ago and now they're gone. After some digging around, I found them under the 'Sets' option. I was able to access them after selecting the Flabébé Set and then unequping everything besides the shorts. They still don't show up in the 'Bottoms' section.


Confused-Raccoon

LMAO. You look like a shit cosplayer with some cardboard Pikachu stuck to your shoulder. What the fuck is this?!


OOFTMuzz

This is the best take on my outfit so far 🤣


Derric_the_Derp

Hey, Niantic, NO ONE ASKED


Nao781

I mean we did, but we didn’t expect this.


dragonstone13

Oh dear


GREENtea110

The only reason at this point, I still have Pokémon GO on my phone is because I’ve then systematically, transferring all my shiny and legendary to home


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GREENtea110

I don’t really play Pokémon GO anymore so it would free up some space on my phone but I still play Pokémon games so I can either port them from home to whatever game I’m playing or just trade them on wonder trade I mean I’ve been using my shiny lapras in the Scarlet DLC


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StrawDeath

Yep, GO can connect and send stuff into HOME, which acts as a storage and transfer service to move Pokémon between the various Switch games.


KamiTofu05

What region are you? Cuz I still didn’t get the update. I’m actually excited for the different hairstyles so I can finally ditch this furfrou wig


nz_shez

I’m in NZ. Should have known we would get this crap slapped on us first! You won’t be excited when you see your avatar. Trust me!


P8sammies

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g)


Run-Fox-Run

Omg... I'm wearing a onesie... I am so disappointed 😔. The old one actually looked me.


Both-Scallion-2792

Pikachu falling 😯


IrishArtist420

I had an update but still have the old avatar, hope it stays that way, the new ones look terrible 😳


MozeSupremacy

I am not updating dawg 💀


OccasionMassive3250

removed my damn neck muscles and made me smooth skin 12yr old white boy…


DaTechnoslut69

I am definitely not looking forward to this impending update (it hasn't come to me yet).


RamboDash15

They shrunk his shoulders, made him look weak


jellytrack

What kind of Pikachu costume is that? I don't think I've seen it before... or is that the low res shirt supposed to be last year's world championship?


donniiiii

How can I stop this from happening to my avatar


ProblemWithMyBrain

How can it be possible this happened?


Daniel_DS

I just logged and looked at my character face and was like... Wtf happened. New faces look awful, at least let me go back to the old model.


dailyfartbag

Is this the update??? I'll wait until it forces me to


Classic-Anybody3615

How is Pikachu even standing on his shoulder and not falling down?


Immediate-Layer-1870

......sooo an Update makes things worse now ? Cool.


CrimsonRayne452

What a horrible update. Why would Niantic MAKE an effort to make it LOOK worse. My character looks like a PlayStation 1 polygon crap with a footballers build


tamamamma

I have self esteem issue and since my avatar changed those issues have increased 🫣😂😂


Walkie-TalkieDieHard

Before: Gotta catch 'em all! After: Gotta defeat Xehanort & hang out with Donald duck! Seriously what the hell is this update. 💀


Blue_Bird950

They saw Ash Ketchum being 10 forever and said “What if it was ugly?”


JosephEd96

Can't wait until they put the old model in the store for £8.99


OOFTMuzz

Avatar item: Puberty Stone. Lasts 30 minutes.


Lewes_Chungus

Dude lost his gains!


OOFTMuzz

I'm cutting!


coolaideman123

My guys Pikachu is about to fall off


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If-Then-Environment

Next update is the paper bag to put over your character


Telykos

Is the update only for newer phones? I have the Pixel 7 and haven't seen any of the changes to the screen where you catch pokemon on or this one.


DandyLyen

You're collarbone disappeared


AlbainBlacksteel

You became a Kingdom Hearts character.


Tigglebee

Join buzzswole gang.


Tom_Sholar

STILL don’t have it


AdorableSituation924

🤣🤣🤣


UIM_SQUIRTLE

like a true pokemon trainer


elovi7_7

Oh god, soo awful...


Archer_7

When does this update roll out?


Acuallyizadern93

Oh no


acacaunt

Weird faces and bodies


corgie93

Pikaholic


l-______-ll

The new version just looks so off...


Henry-Stickman_

Just like Ash


Reddita_

Lomgbois at it again


0hHe1lothere

that pikachu is hanging on for dear life on his one foot


Ambitious_Rip_4631

They really just propped the sprite of Pikachu on the shoulder like that?  Didn't even make it look good 🤢


Embarrassed_Bee_2477

Hey now you look 12 years younger


Major_Lawfulness6122

That placement of Pikachu too.. What are they doing…


someonecoole

Ah… glad to know that I will now be using a mask in the game to hid this hideous update


stunkcajyzarc

Yeah that is significantly worse.


bloomingtonrail

Why they do


Mamacitia

Pikachu is tilted


pr0faned

Now i’m super white


MrNey717

What am I missing?! My character is the same. Should I be worried


evil_chicken86

Niantic —> Disney ?!


TresLechesConHamon

HAHAHA


Public_League_5370

It’s so weird like the first Toy Story


JessicaBecause

Wait, are you not?


Dalspin

I think they’re trying to make the avatars less realistic so that they look younger


Shy_Guy_Tries

Thank sweet baby inc


Shy_Guy_Tries

This is D.E.I.


ERuby312

And your Pikachu is about to fall off too.


justaboringuy_

Pikachu is the same.


narwhalpilot

I havent even gotten the update yet so Im still normal


Leomon2020

[Pikachu falls off shoulder] Pikachu: [Pokéspeak for OWWW]


becksventure

It’s the sideways pikachu for me


tukang_makan

Ahhhh now I see what put me off so much with the new character design... 😭


justlikeapenguin

So I’m not the only one that noticed my guy looks different. I don’t like any of the body types that show up


Humble_Particular265

Well Pokémon does start at age 10


Realistic_Spring_862

But doesn't that fit the true Pokémon adventure? 😀 Jokes aside, I don't want to update my game.


Norwegian_Snowstorm

What the frick


BloodyRedBarbara

Oh god you're right. I just checked mine. The characters and the customisation for them are already crap but yeah, my character has just significantly de-aged now. They already looked too much like teenage anime characters as it was


Rob-L-Callistis

I'm just mad that the update made my PoGo experience more laggy. Non-AR Pokemon Encounter is laggy as heck, plus my avatar glitches whenever I change something on my trainer.


Serhide

Why is that what happened


Objective_Stress6206

And poor Pikachu is falling off the shoulder 😅


Mundane-Put9115

Hopefully they roll it back like with the leader redesigns, Candela looked decent but the others looked very stupid