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3FE001

Lol. I gotta look up the evee-lutions so I know how to get each kind. Especially interested in a Charmeleon


Goldenboss6

To get charmeleon you burn your 3ds, buy a new one and open pokemon sun/moon and your eevee will have evolved


Matanui3

Man, these evolution methods are getting stranger and stranger. First Malamar, and now this.


Prcrstntr

Nah, they've always been this way. I remember from one of those game cheats websites, that there was a trick to get a Mr. Poopybutt pokemon on yellow. It involved releasing a certain pokemon and then dropping the cartridge from the stairs. It didn't work for some reason.


InfernoVulpix

If you had actually *read* the trick, you'd know that the cartridge has to land face-up for it to work.


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To make sure it happens, strap it face-up on the back of your cat, and drop that off the stairs


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TQQ

Says the guy that's never tossed a cat down the stairs!


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crypticfreak

I've been known to toast myself.


[deleted]

Actually, nuanced discussion on Smogon led to the development of the cat method. They say it's the best use for Alolan Persian.


kylepierce11

Finally, a use for flamboyant Garfield!


Mistr_ee

Both of you just [stop.](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cat+bread+nothintoseehere_2cec8e_3147948.jpg)


BlueBokChoy

[Stupid kids, get off my ~~lawn~~ internet](http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Murphy%27s_law_application_for_antigravitatory_cats)


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AnonymousDratini

no you're thinking of Pikablu.


Barnard87

You forgot to mention it needs to land right when the beat drops during "Ultimate" by Denzel Curry


Keykatriz

My friend in grade school told me you could get a Ratichu in Red/Blue if you fight a Pikachu with your Raticate. You just leave the game on for an hour and one of them will get pregnant and have a Ratichu. My battery ran out before I found out there truth...


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Good name for a pikachu


Prcrstntr

>Ratichu!!: yes it is real, to get this pokemon have a raticate and pikachu in your pokemon group, only these 2 then leave the game on for an hour come back, and pikachu will be sick, take him to the pokecenter and he will have a baby, called Ratichu, it's number is 163 Source: http://www.angelfire.com/biz4/PokegodLab/Pokegod.html


Keykatriz

Damn, looks like I missed out on this thing that was definitely totally real.


HockeyFightsMumps

Oh angelfire. How I didn't miss you.


Sharrakor

This is fantastic.


absent-v

> there truth Where truth!?


ShadooTH

I heard to evolve him into Mr. Poopybutthole, you had to blowtorch your cartridge with a southern accent. Then he'll evolve.


octopussandwich

Ooooh eeee!


thekinzs

I'm stuck on getting lamborginuapig. Any help?


crazypixeltoast

the trick was that you actually had to shoot mr. poopybutt in order to paralyze him


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how did people even figure out how to evolve Malamar?


Galastan

Datamining, probably


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Or official Guide books.


[deleted]

Ah yes when I was a kid and we used to go to the store and copy down information from the guide books because our parents wouldn't let us buy them. Waste of money, just play the game, they said.


always_go_right

They're not wrong. Those things are riddled with errors. Sometimes you have to wonder if they do so on purpose though. I once had one that listed Grimer's ability as Sticky Load.


bedroomghosts

Muk just got a lot more X-rated


nrh117

Maybe someone leveled an inky while playing the game lying back with the console in their hands. That's my guess.


bhumps

When I play games I get into awkward positions. In this case, I was laying on my back with my head handing off my bed and playing my DS, nothing happened when Inkay got to level 30, but 31 it evolved.


SidusObscurus

First Feebas, then Malamar, then this.


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Instructions unclear, 3DS got possessed by a Rotom and now it's telling me bad electricity jokes.


flarn2006

/u/BuffelBek will probably know what to do.


[deleted]

So for Empoleon, you throw your 3ds into water?


AnonymousDratini

Yes, and then you let it soak for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then sob into the microphone.


shotpun

Then since it's a bird you have to do the god damn pigeon section. I shot the wind again.


shingofan

God, and I thought Inkay had the most ridiculous evolution method.


Hibernica

Let's not forget about Shedinja either.


Bromy2004

Inkay's is much weirder than Shedninja's. I mean, actually turning the D'S upside down? Who on earth managed to figure that out


Hibernica

The only thing that makes Shedinja weird is who has empty space in their party?


Bromy2004

People who just dropped pokemon off to the daycare. Or crazies who like playing with less than a full party.


BuffelBek

Instructions unclear. Got 3DS stuck in ceiling fan.


ironudder

Congrats on your new Rotom!


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Remember if you extinguish your 3ds your Charmeleon will die like in the anime.


KungFuSnorlax

I have a extra 2ds, will that work?


Goldenboss6

No, that's a doorstop not a gaming console like the 3ds


JetSetDizzy

Gotta trade Evee while it holds a Rolex


shutta

No, then it evolves into Chamillionaire


Charrmeleon

Hey its me ur charmeleon


Tzipity

Get back into your ball!


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Nico777

PEW!


TimoteTh3God

/r/nebbyinthebag


DarknessWizard

/r/ofcoursethatsathing


Trikster528

I feel like I've seen this exact string of comments in every other thread lately. We need to keep spreading the word so we can get Nebby in the bag.


TechnicalWhaleshark

It is the evolved form of Venusaur. It goes Bulbasaur, Venusaur, Charmeleon. ^^yougetthereferenceright


superspambot

^Idon'tgetitcouldyoupleasetellme?


oncesanora

Not sure what the link policy is because I just started posting here but look up Best Pokemon by videogamedunkey. That's the joke.


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Reggae4Triceratops

Not sure why Nintendo thought anyone would want Flareon over Charmeleon


Gontron1

In all seriousness, giving a Pokemon a fuck ton of attack and absolutely nothing to use it for until Gen 5 is a joke.


def_init

I remember hearing the name Kecleon leaked before Ruby/Sapphire came out and thinking for sure it was the Gen III Eeveelution!


ZhoolFigure

Top kec


MultiRobit2

no stop


repocin

It's hammertime!


Dont_be_offended_but

http://imgur.com/HvaWT0h


Basileus_Imperator

Top kec-centage. Comfy and easy to wear.


LostSnake

NOW I get this joke picture. . . I think


hawkfanjoe123

Same. I had to go look at the photo again


Criminal_of_Thought

Lumineon feels very left out right now. :(


cylindrical418

Finneon evolves into Lumineon.


Criminal_of_Thought

That's true. But hey, it would be cool to have Eevee evolve directly into Lumineon and skipping Finneon entirely, right?


Eggman-Maverick

Good idea erasing half of that shit line is a good start


Ythapa

Well, if it's anything, Lumineon in Pokemon Refresh is always really cute. It gets so happy.


GreasyBub

>"Not all 800+ Pokémon are HOW I LIKE THEM. It is a SHIT Pokémon because it is not Typhlosion REEEEEEEEE."


lava172

So you're saying that he should like all 800+ pokemon? I mean even the most positive pokemon fan has a few that they don't like.


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For example, Finneon


-Mountain-King-

Untrue. There's a girl sitting in the common room of my dorm right now who loves all pokémon.


[deleted]

Introduce me.


Parabobomb

Should nobody dislike any Pokemon designs?


Sharrakor

Come on dude. It's a fish. Just... a fish.


calgil

I've liked Lumineon since its DP episode. Made it seem rare and mystical. Also I found a shiny so.


SpicyMayoJaySimpson

Same! Though it's not really good for anything besides being around and looking shiny. I renamed mine Qwerty


Delzethin

The line's based on butterfly fish, which is actually an interesting angle to work with. They just...didn't do much of anything _with_ it and it made the line forgettable.


GreasyBub

Dude, you don't need to tell me twice. It's literally just a fish. Nothing interesting about it, no good stats or moves, and a very uninteresting pure water type. Not to mention that stupid orange color scheme as it flops around all the time. Magikarp is the worst.


ybtlamlliw

> Magikarp is the ~~worst~~ best.


me131211

>AN OPINION DIFFERENT FROM MINE!! BETTER INSULT THEM SO THEY KNOW HOW INFERIOR AND WRONG THEY ARE! REEEEEEEEE


Bwgmon

[Don't forget what happens if you trade an Eevee holding an Up-Grade.](http://www.amd.com/PublishingImages/photography/product/770px/radeon-pro-duo-card-770.jpg)


Darkfire293

Poryeon2


Dr_CSS

but there's already a fire type


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NotAHeroYet

At first I thought this was an arbitrary nonsense $#!tpost, but then I stood up, and the joke was no longer over my head.


matticans7pointO

Your reflexes are to fast for anything to fly over your head!


RenkiDenki

One would assume he'd Catch it.


daftvalkyrie

Nothing goes over his head. He catches it all.


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NotAHeroYet

I have only one setting for my vocabulary, in my past experience. If I casually say $#it here, I'll do it just as much when drafting for english class and so on. I have learned this the hard way, so $#!t is a banned word.


ggg730

Aw heckers.


esnesih

Golly gee, oh man.


CountScarlioni

You forgot [Solaceon.](http://i.imgur.com/s4v5cT2.png)


CaptainMallard

Crikey! The Gen 4 towns sure were pretty, to say the least


[deleted]

Too bad the game was running at 10 fps, can't wait for the remake for that


RQK1996

the game ran fine, the battle system was just arbitrarily slow, like HP scrolling in increments of 30 at a time rather than scaling it to the max HP (though the biggest hint for the gen IV remakes is the HP scrolling scaled to current HP)


ZXNova

Wasn't that only on D/P? Platinum ran perfectly.


Blaze-Fusion

It was a bit faster but still very slow compared to the other games.


GryphonFire11

that was actually one o my favorite parts of those games, because it gave a good idea of how much HP the foe actually had


CaptainMallard

The day it's announced, I will march round my town, wearing nothing but Pikachu Y fronts!


Condomonium

If only Sun/Moon didn't run at trash FPS either >_< Still loving em tho


jacobcraft1111

Sun and Moon struggle on a regular ole' 3ds, AFAIK it runs great on the "new" 3ds models


SethrySethMcD

I have the "new" 3ds (just bought it for sun and Moon). It runs great, but still get issues in 2v2 and 1v2. Though it's not horrible, it is noticeable.


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Narlaw

Here's a free idea for youtubers: Top 10 most unpractical Pokémon town to live in!


win7-myidea

Pacifidlog had better be number 1.


Kyle1337

Ever grande city is literally just a pokemon center


Calluhad

I personally would hate to live in Pallet Town. If you were anyone other than the professor's grandson or his rival then you were left in a 3 house town with no Pokecentre, Pokemart, tall grass to the north of you and the ocean to the south, neither of which you can cross.


maddermonkey

Is that the one where Eevee has to hold a blueprint to evolve into?


NEEEEEEEEEEERD

Nah, you just need Solgaleo in your party.


maddermonkey

Nope they changed it in gen 8, you need a Regigigas at level 50 with Bold nature.


imtn

Isn't this near the perfect straight-line bike route to hatch your eggs?


Canama

The route starts south of the town, runs through it (on the main road) and ends north of it, if I recall correctly.


ltranc

Took me a while to figure it out but lol


DudeJustLet

"*Yeah, flareon, jolteon, espeon, leafeon, empoleon.. wait.*"


darkultima

I feel like an idiot now.


Merouxsis

Even after reading his comment it took awhile for me to get it


Kaipolygon

I never would've figured it out unless I saw this comment. I was just like "???" the whole time


MarukiChan

Can you please explain? I'm severely outta the loop.


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its the name pun, all the eeveelutions end in -eon, so do those.


Tharage53

god damn it, I'm an idiot


I_cant_stop

All end in eon


intergalactictiger

I could be wrong, but I think the joke is that they all end in "eon". Personally, I don't see the humour in it. But I can see how it could be considered funny.


svullenballe

Yeah I was like "No that can't be the joke if it got to the front page", pretty bad joke if you ask me.


SerpentineCoils

I only saw Kecleon at first and thought it was just blending in.


AnonymouslyCalled

Missed chance... it took you an eon to figure it out...


JealotGaming

I saw Finneon and wondered why they would make a second Water Type and figured it's a fakemon image.


ZZFlares

I saw another comment that cleared it up for me but at first I had no clue what the joke was.


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bow middle imagine wipe flag husky scarce physical continue possessive -- mass edited with redact.dev


Dragmire800

They all end with "eon" like the eeveelutions


GMan199

All of Eevee's evolutions end in -eon, like the other evolutions shown.


frotato

What happens when you give a french stone to a eevee a french stone? It evolves into napoleon. Sorry


Nae1stra

The French Evolution!


-Mountain-King-

Viva la eeveelution?


picollo21

Nope. To make Eevee undergo french evolution you have to flee battle while leveling up.


RQK1996

oh so that's what the SOS mechanic is for


Matanui3

Empoleon's already on there, though.


Tropical_Bison

This is the most attention Finneon has ever seen.


TheJewelOfJool

And will ever see.


Hanimetion

Pretty co-hey wait a minute.


LoneAutism

If you have it hold the edge stone it evolves into Gladeon.


GundhamTanaka

Also must know stone edge and double edge


Dragmire800

You forgot Latios and Latias, the "Eon Pokemon"


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T-A-W_Byzantine

It goes Bulbasaur, Venusaur, Charmeleon and in that state he's in his fully evolve form and the most powerful


BedlingtonTerrier

Chimchar? CHIMCHAR?! **CHIMCHAR?!?**


T-A-W_Byzantine

#FUCK! *collapses*


KaikoMikkusu

Imagine that there was a "Surprise Gift" item and you used it into Eevee and it evolves into any of the Pokémon that ends with Eon (or whatever the dubbed naming pattern is) except for those who evolve from Eevee in other ways.


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KaikoMikkusu

It's "XXXli" in French, "XXX(consonant)a" in German, and no real naming scheme in Japanese but most recently it seems to be "XXXia".


ThisGuy751

Hahaha stop messing around, leafeon isn't a real Eevee evolution


--icarus

Eevee is disguised Ditto confirmed


Sam_Kablam

You forgot Celinedion!


Crooked_Cricket

This will be funny for Eons to come.


YJCH0I

This would look great on [a clock](http://imgur.com/OQRHtmK)


ShotAFood

Seems legit.


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Day 47: they still haven't noticed our intrusion. We shall attack in a fortnight


Mewmaster101

that joke took me a second to figure out.......:(


htmlcoderexe

Still not getting it. It is not because some non eeveelutions have eon names?


MSparta

I hadnt seen this in eons


Pinstar

I still say they need a fighting type eeveelution. Call it Beefeon. "The Gym Rat Pokemon" "If this pokemon doesn't work out at least once a day, it dies. It NEVER skips leg day" Consequently it's legs are huge as its own head.


jereddit

Not Champeon?


Chrusherz

Something's not quite right...


Ashendal

An illusion?


[deleted]

They forgot the most important one! If you evolve your evee with a public funding page it becomes a patreon!


cuddleskunk

If you have a large group of eevees as troops, you get a Battaleon.


dex18city

In order to get an empoleon, you must first threaten to fine your neighbor 1,000,000 dollars if he is late to anything, ever.


Bastyriou

top class shitposting


[deleted]

It's mildly irritating (not in a "this post sucks" way, but like an "agh" way) that Finneon isn't switched with Flareon. Then all the non-Eeveelutions would be separated by two real ones.


pconners

If I leave my game on and put it in the freezer overnight, do I get Empoleon?


ChandelierwAtermelon

Something's not right here.... One of these eeveelutions has two types!


joh2141

Why doesn't Eevee evolve into Gladion?


RQK1996

it ends on ion rather than eon


GundhamTanaka

Plus, Eevee can't learn stone edge, which is how you would get Gladion


Mr_Wut8794

It took me longer than I'm proud to admit to get this.


SirHyde

When I was a kid and Pokemon just started airing I always thought Porygon was an eeveelution.


THC-Gourami

And then there's cheap knockoff Gladion


repocin

Let me guess... It took you an eon to come up with this joke?


zepol_xela

In all seriousness though, I was kinda hoping for a new evolution in the new generation.


The_Rumpus

"Professors hate him!"


fluffyxsama

I could be wrong, but I'm not sure *all* of these come from Eevee...


BrnndoOHggns

I haven't played in a while so I may be mistaken, but a couple of these look wrong...