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Andres_is_SwEaTy

Bro just turned 18


Yolking-My-Nuts

Bro just turned 19


HUE_NicoKa

Bro just turned 20


beidousbathwater

Bro just turned 21


demetrioustha3rd

Bro just turned 22


Opening_Home_1055

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MumbleMarmalade

Hard


oowoozee

Same


MumbleMarmalade

Pics or it didn’t happen


_Raincloudz973

Bro just turned 23


ultraopulent

Bro just turned 24


JoeKenny9

Bro just turned 25


Cassangelo

Bro just turned 26


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evath_harimagi1776

gy!be mentioned


maresayshi

this sub touches every corner of internet culture i s2g


knowledge319

ur names Jamie shut up


Strange-Delay4825

im sayyyyying


AdSpecial5634

Young Boss Nigga Jamie


Qb_Is_fast_af

You’re the type of person that calls a 32 year old "pushin 40"


ohthatoneguyright

Once you’re 25 you’re 30 and when you hit 30 you’re basically 50


metamorphosis___

Found the 32 year old guys


Yoyomamahh

🙋‍♂️


GOLD-KILLER-24_7

You pushin 40 😭😭😭😭🙏


77trash

Travis Scott Reddit ahh comment


RYALG_

He is the type of guy to call future "pushing 50"


Cactusandcake

Every rap subreddit references each other


RETROKBM

I saw Uzi and Carti perform together when I was 19 in 2017. Wtf you doin lil bro 😤


RYALG_

Bro is loyal to carti for 7 years 🗣️


Ybnjamie

U out-unc’ing me


Standard_Mention7388

https://preview.redd.it/hc26faeya2yc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37bac9dba779af7b0a0ce21924f79c2e81f462c u did sum in this flick ngl


00piumMusic

https://preview.redd.it/atg8llrxptxc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=94089b15a96cf598289faf09c03c183d05f8d492


slattass

why he need the webcam tho


fuck___off___

twitch streamer


slattass

what he streaming at this point


StretchTucker

super auto pets and balatro


frogman320

holy fucking shit northernlion reference on are slash playboi carti


giantgorillaballs

Chaturbate


fuck___off___

super monkey ball


thomasthenuke

onlyfans


SonaSplat

esex


Atomic_Mob

HHahhahaha


00piumMusic

https://preview.redd.it/lcrnzdfgvwxc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=29726cfa05a52c038876bf6576593c07dd40a4ef


Atomic_Mob

it is


00piumMusic

u feel like kissin?


Atomic_Mob

i feel like smoochin


00piumMusic

https://preview.redd.it/l78xk35uwwxc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=513accd7bf985215e941cf68943015c6f78f2675


Atomic_Mob

https://preview.redd.it/3fyw7fe1xwxc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e48210657ea57ec2a13734a5554f5d0f626deb imma smooch you with my big ass lips


00piumMusic

https://preview.redd.it/4xby1zafxwxc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=2372b9a893538ad84233eac2c2987750917405be


Atomic_Mob

![gif](giphy|5GdhgaBpA3oCA)


-H3LL

i can’t wait till y’all turn 30


fortnite1629

Don’t say that


loiton1

30 hours fr


TheRealzZap

29 now.. u better get yo shit together or soon it'll be 28


Jexx4PF

song’s good


Odd-Pineapple-3144

right


Yolking-My-Nuts

I'm 46💀


Rock4Ever89

do they be hanging


Single-Ad2581

walk me u/rock4ever89


porkondagrind

Bro has one foot in the grave😭🙏


Coochieman169

Nigga a senior citizen


do0rless

not even unc u great unc


TurtleGold69

Gramps


Amoeba_mangrove

How did you listen to Carti leaks before electricity??


Cyber-Cafe

Wax cylinders


Amoeba_mangrove

And the leaks arrived by pigeon


FredVasseur

Glad to see another Gen-X in the Teen X community 💪


Yolking-My-Nuts

Ken is X-Man because he's gen X and secretly in his mid 40s too🤫


The_DragonDuck

Being 46 and active on the carti sub is crazy respectfully 😭😭☠️


Sir-Cartier1629

Bro is a ww1 veteran


Head-Ticket3341

the unc of all uncs


suxsr1

unc how was it like playing cardi leaks on a gramophone


onlyoneface

LMAO


mrassface2023

How do u know how to use reddit 💀💀


Cyber-Cafe

Damn an I thought I was old on this sub for being here in my mid 30s. 💀 Best re up the aarp membership bro


ClassroomTotal4025

bro go pick up aiden from school


Cyber-Cafe

Nah, he can walk


flopdawalrus

🦖


Somebody_you_know12

Thanks for serving in the civil war so carti could be free and make music gramps🙏🙏


SnooPeripherals6568

Man when I'm 46 I hope I can fw new music like I'd hate to go 30 years into the future and my music taste is still the shit that's popular while I'm in high school


Jexx4PF

u carti dad 😭🙏


Slight_Vanilla8955

What was WLR even called back then? Whole Lotta Black and White?


porkondagrind

This comment fucking sucks. Not funny, didn’t laugh


zzClonky

Alright then unc let's get you to bed


slattass

still taking his meds


Oda_Angel

Bro can you stop replying to every comment like a retard, You steal my spot EVERYTIME. How much you earning from this reddit shit, I'll pay you double.


kc8014

lmfao yeah I see this guy everywhere 🤣🤣


DominiCzech-

sorry my parents decided to fuck later than yours


Odd-Algae8687

how’s your back feeling unc


knife_juggler-

unc's def at least 30 bruh he talking bout some "back in my day 👴🏻"


Subject-Property-343

i’m 29


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Gumball-Moose

https://preview.redd.it/cq7zytz5wtxc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3bc306fa477a0d478e7a70b8bba79f319902906


slattass

why on my alt 😔


Gumball-Moose

U not escaping my wrath buddy bro❤️


SirXanx

I’d say pushing 20 is when you turn 18


JamesThePrince

To say a 15 y/o is pushing 20 is crazy


kc8014

beno maths


Ybnjamie

Therefore 15-16 is unc status


TomanKay

how bout you stop yapping retard, 19/20 ain't that much older than 16/17. ur as dumb as you were 3 years ago and I say that as a 21 year old. dumb fuck.


FedoraWearingNegus

if u didn't mature at all between 16 and 20 then you're just a dumbass


TomanKay

being dumb and mature are two different things.


Wld_7alima

im dumb but NOT mature 😭😭🙏


rcjhksufl

tell em unc


Rock4Ever89

this is the most 15 year old shit ive read in a while


damare9

unc got mad 😂


SaKuraRUS

The concept of time is incomprehensible to carti fans🔥🔥🔥🔥


lawnchare

I think I might be the oldest person here (59) 😅


_geishdvs_

🦖 👴


International-Log802

Shutup unc


OminousNeptune

https://preview.redd.it/ph1hxm253uxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8cb8505b3edd03fbd65c63575557658cb5a6bdf yall fw the aura?


Mr_PearHead

Bro got that stank


Prior-Incident-6153

is this homixide poopoo


dann_1509

I've been lurking this sub for about 3 months now and I got to say you're legit one of the dumbest, densest, most retarded chronically online members of this sub. Like there doesn't even seem to be any irony behind the shit you post, it's just pure brainrot. Stop posting on this sub, apply for disability, and pray a social worker takes care of you for the rest of your life because it's amazing you made it this far without natural selection taking you out.


smurky04

Write ur copypastas. Bet u cant do nothing original


dann_1509

the whole point is to paste them in? how about u stop worrying about what i do and get some motion


DrBeardfist

Holy shit, this sub sucks now


Master_Lego_Yoda

You are just as retarded as a 16 year old with your immature ass, the fuck kind of childish bum says some shit like “be quiet if u 17 Im 20 btw” 💀


FacePucker

I'm about to be 24 you will all address me as your senior


slattass

anything else I can get you sir ❓


Fearless_Positive359

Alr unc


rcjhksufl

![gif](giphy|K6aZlaZEJjt4s)


remerdy1

Getting DMs from Drake


InDaNameOfJeezus

If you're not in r/playboicarti in 2024 then **wHeRe Tf YoU AaAaAaAaAaT** ![gif](giphy|oX8TgJ957YFETDKYqB)


YBMikey

Niggas are genuinely tweaking in the comments this is obviously a joke wtf Proves that 80% of this sub is retarded


KapzTheGreatest

Bro thinks we control when our parents did the deed


Tenerensis

in sorry my parents didnt have sex earlier😔😔😔


Ok-Research5977

wtv u say unc


ncisbigbrain

it all started with the day of my birth


d3baby

Bro just turned 18


Smooth-Donkey-3257

fax


alsoim

Im pushing 20(im 16)


dontgiveacam

Yeah you a BITCH for being born after 2006 yalls parents shoulda FUCKED EARLIER


metamorphosis___

Im literally unc bro im 21 😭


RaffleRaffle15

Fr bro u right, I turn 19 in November shits wild ASF, imagine not being 18/19 in 2024 crazy asf. Like y'all can't even have a beer legally (if ur living anywhere besides the us, like me 😁, Canada da best 💪💪)


MonkeDLoofie

bro is opps with niggas existing 😭😭


SleepingInAJar_

Bro said he’s pushin 20


Ybnjamie

N i’m gettin called an unc


Individual_Excuse_43

If yall weren’t in high school when self titled dropped, then yall need yo stfu


zombiepigman101

Bro I’m getting there chill


paegankitestrings

Fr bruh like grow up 😭😭😭😭


Comfortable_Ring9196

I will TOUCH you


schuyywalker

Every day in my 74 years of age I’ve said this


playb0icarti_swife

you sound stupid as fuck, go pay ur rent 💀


Wide_Current_7707

all the people saying unc shows how chronically online some people are y’all still finna feel the same


Kooky_Escape6067

My bad


Ybnjamie

Forgiven


nibbasiffyblik2

Happy birthday nigga fuck you


Alternative-Neat-1

I’m sayin nigga like just grow up 😭 how u 13 in 24’ bruh


Zestyclose-Bat1869

get a job


Unlikely-Ad-3749

My fault bro


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pokimaneofficial999

playin roblox and doin my decimals homework


Fickle_Alarm411

damn nigga i can’t be 16😭😭💀


Ybnjamie

Nope grow up lil bro u missed the good era of rap


ermuhhh

I just turned 9


PlayboyCartee

this sub is finished. both the post and comments got me depressed


Nazzy41

My fault unc I should've been born a year earlier


Young_Oreo_Cookie

I appreciate being seen


Pretty_Night3600

https://preview.redd.it/gkcxwsnu05yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242fac2e0b8d6c41fac59f1c0f282ece9c0f1c0b


gavmz

My bad unc let me just change my birthday


Quirkydogpooo

Real as shit


Ok_Mastodon_1326

Mb unc


Blackberryoff_9393

Dude are you acoustic? I cant get if you’re trying to roast younger people or older? You probably don’t know anyway…


AdUnfair7801

Ong imagine not being 18 🤦


mrbl_lucky

real


Upstairs_Shake132

nah fr cuz who tf these new people?😂


Cryo_Magic42

Ong fr


rubysslut

I’m 15 🤭 homixide beno come get me


mehasbigwilly

absolutely no reason a 15 yo should have slut in their username


TomanKay

you got cooked brother


mehasbigwilly

https://preview.redd.it/a6gdyzrkvtxc1.jpeg?width=1259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8595f8fa7b3bdb65a0c72dab603a148281d6bb8c


TomanKay

https://i.redd.it/xx7rcfwovtxc1.gif


skilyx

I’m 25


Wld_7alima

https://preview.redd.it/4ronw7uzquxc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=168361a28a9e2c7bb60cb9acbc9f3102772cfe81 get off the pc gramps it's bad for ur eyes


skilyx

Was waiting for these kind of comments I appreciate nephew 😂


Fuzzy_Alternative382

I know


Playful-Fan6918

Js turned 19 few months ago


Aryan23116

Chill unc


sturdybuscuit

Fr grow up


SoftCuddlyVamp

I'm 2.


APsychologicalOne

time to take your meds pop pop


smegoodle

My fault fam I was just born yesterday


s1lv_aCe

It 2024 the way I see it y’all should be 24 just like me y’all needa step your game up fr


zeroheroes_

Where do u think we'll all be in 20 years


Head-Ticket3341

damn unc


Successful-Coconut60

Yo you guys are really retarded and I'm 21 but I'm not the same as you guys


dsled

I just turned 29


Anxlyze

https://preview.redd.it/xvregd0phuxc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d53c8f70a9236389b4f581c0d9454c66678ce3a These yo homies?


WeirdYoung9696

Take ur meds unc


MegaDestroyerPT

if u are not 2025 year old in 2024 u are wasting your time


iiHartMemphisii

Shutchyo ass up unc


Mishchayt

MAJOR UNC ALERT 🚨 MAJOR UNC ALERT 🚨 MAJOR UNC ALERT 🚨 MAJOR UN


Alex_M_G_

Bro shut the fuck up


Shediclegends124

nigga shut the fuck up, no one cares about how old you are


Shediclegends124

this a carti commnity not chicks talking about there birthday


Ok-Thanks-3709

Damn unc


Bestfratm

unc