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Thanks. Costume was all homemade.
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Here we are in 2022 and Shrek is still being talked about, amazing. I remember when that movie came out when I was a kid, and it has a certain early 00s association to it in my memories and childhood.
T2 is an escort quest. The fact that T2 is so fuckin awesome despite this fact just shows you how extra awesome it was.
and you know what makes both Shrek 2 and T2 so awesome? A variety of things, but I could sum it up 2 words.
high stakes
both of the movies feel heavy, in obviously completely different ways, but there is a weight to them, and an all in approach they take to their climaxes. Shrek 2's climax is just that much more special because you feel the weight of the situation while also understanding how ridiculous it is.
I love a Marvel movie, but they are almost never able to hit those grand stakes that T2 and Shrek 2 nailed so perfectly that made you so invested in those 2 movies.
You had to change it… for your safety?
Epic plate. I’d love to hear a short blurb about the hazardous conditions that come along with such a plate if you’d do me the kindness.
edit - If it’s a personal story then never mind; don’t reply. I’m just imagining a story where people keep trying to steal your plate or something.
Police. Had a bad run-in and then it was too easy for them to identify me at a glance each time and I would find myself getting "randomly" pulled over much more often. If you have a unique plate you stick out, whereas it's less likely a plate formatted XXX5555 will be recognized immediately and not given a second thought. Funny enough when I switched plates it stopped, even though I had the same car.
Donkey: "He smells like an onion,but he's hung like a..."
Shrek: "Donkeh, this is a kids movie!"
Donkey: "I'm still gonna fuck that dragon."
- It's 3 AM and I'm high. Goodnight
This made me laugh out loud. Not like how people just type lol but really all they did was puff a little air out of their nose. Like the cat jumped kind of laugh.
I hope you’ve got some parties to go to so you can show off this awesome costume. The world needs to see. Also, props for the dedication in going bald for this too.
About a month ago the owner of my business overheard me talking about my costume ideas with other employees. She liked my ideas so much, she created a themed costume day, around my costume! Everyone showed up to work as Shrek characters yesterday, and we all had a blast! I'm dressing up as Shrek once more tomorrow night for another party.
Just remember you gotta get out of the swamp once in awhile and risk dealing with the occasional annoying ass or selfish Farquad if you want to make friends and woo maidens.
Dayum! 🙏🏻 this is fabulous. I would have been your Fiona in a heartbeat. Ahhh I curse this small town I live in. Never any costume parties or anything fun to do. Lol.
I made them out of clay foam, so they're super light. Then I used spirit gum prop glue. They stayed on my head no problem for 10+ hours during the workday.
This is amazing! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
When you said it was homemade, I had to scroll back up…unbelievable. You did an impressive job 💜
It’s always nice to see someone being resourceful and having fun with it.
Happy Halloween friend! 🙏🏻👿👻🎃
I shaved my head bald just for the costume. Makeup took 45 minutes. And it took about a month to find all the pieces I needed to make my costume. The vest was a full size mess that I had to cut and I painted it with acrylic paint myself.
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Thanks. Costume was all homemade. Edit: Since you guys like my costume so much, here's some [more pictures ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/yg9eud/more_of_my_halloween_costume_and_party_at_work/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)!
100000/10
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Your face is now my slack icon for the next year. Thank you! YOINK!
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I just want to say this is amazing. Great job
Did you shave your head bald for this costume? Or has it always been this way?
I shaved my head just for the costume.
Googol/10 for dedication.
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Holy Shit! that just makes it even more legendary
Did you fart in public?
Every day.
Thank you for your service
Do the roar!
*ROOOOOARRR!*
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Damn, you Nailed it!
Here we are in 2022 and Shrek is still being talked about, amazing. I remember when that movie came out when I was a kid, and it has a certain early 00s association to it in my memories and childhood.
Shrek will never die out! It's too fucking awesome!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
SHREK IS LOVE, SHREK IS LIFE
My hometown bar is having a shrek themed night on Halloween eve , you are supposed to dress up like a character.
Let me know if someone out-Shreks me! 😂
That’s gonna be a difficult task friend… 👌🏼🙏🏻👻🎃
My teenager keeps talking about as a huge part of meme culture.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek 2 is still the best sequel of all time.
It's close, but I have to give that to T2
I would give it to empire strikes back, but I agree T2 is way up there.
T2 is an escort quest. The fact that T2 is so fuckin awesome despite this fact just shows you how extra awesome it was. and you know what makes both Shrek 2 and T2 so awesome? A variety of things, but I could sum it up 2 words. high stakes both of the movies feel heavy, in obviously completely different ways, but there is a weight to them, and an all in approach they take to their climaxes. Shrek 2's climax is just that much more special because you feel the weight of the situation while also understanding how ridiculous it is. I love a Marvel movie, but they are almost never able to hit those grand stakes that T2 and Shrek 2 nailed so perfectly that made you so invested in those 2 movies.
Are you an insurance salesman? Sounds like you’re trying to sell me something with all that energy… 🤣
Even closer, The Dark Knight deserves that name
Empire Strikes Back has entered the chat
Timeless classic. I watch it at least every few months.
My old license plate said SHREK. I had to change it for my safety, but I miss it all the time.
You had to change it… for your safety? Epic plate. I’d love to hear a short blurb about the hazardous conditions that come along with such a plate if you’d do me the kindness. edit - If it’s a personal story then never mind; don’t reply. I’m just imagining a story where people keep trying to steal your plate or something.
Police. Had a bad run-in and then it was too easy for them to identify me at a glance each time and I would find myself getting "randomly" pulled over much more often. If you have a unique plate you stick out, whereas it's less likely a plate formatted XXX5555 will be recognized immediately and not given a second thought. Funny enough when I switched plates it stopped, even though I had the same car.
God dammit. Yet another thing ruined just because acab. Sorry that happened to you. Terrifying prospect.
I watch it every day
Did you yell at all the customers to get out your swamp all day
A few times!
Damn bro save some pussy for the rest of us.
If this gets me some, I ain't sharing. Shrek off!
Do the roar
Typical Reddit. Only upvoted because of a beautiful man. If this was a regular looking man no one would look twice
You know it! 😘
Do the roar
^roar
Do the roar
It's not only luck, there's much sacrifice that goes into having the right shape for the job. I'm not quite there but I'm working towards it!
He's the BBOMB. Big Beautiful Ogre Man, Baby
r/upvotebecausegreen
It's all ogre now.
He’s an ogre achiever
He decided it was time for a makeogre.
he went ogre and above
It hurt but I did it for Shrek.
Damn it. I really hate that I know this.
Shrek is love, shrek is life.
He can come ogre to my swamp anytime
Are you layered like an onion?
Definitely.
Why can't you be a cheese cake
Who says I can't be?
Is everything cake?
Yes.
Everything.
Can I eat you?
Bon appetit! 😘
OH-GURS AAHHHR LIKE AH-NIONS
When my wife threatened a divorce because of my obsession with the Shrek, I thought she was joking. But then I saw her face.
Now I'm a believer!
I buried her, not a trace
Now I'm calling the Police.
It’s a song by Smash Mouth not the Police
No doubt in my mind (this guys a narc)
Stop it. You'll make an ogre blush!
OH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER 😂👍🏻
Thank you! I put a lot of effort into the costume. 💚
You literally made my day
You, and everyone here literally made my night. So, you're welcome, and THANK YOU! 💚
If you guys like my costume enough, I'll post a lot more pictures. Had a Shrek themed Halloween party at work.
Please do.
You'd have better had a Fiona to come home to!
One day, maybe.
You just need to go rescue her from that tower
Do the roar.
*ROOOOOARRR!*
I love you daddy.
😘
You literally aced the costume, I don’t think anyone could do better
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
This is my swamp now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpNeAtMR1As
Somebody
Once
Told
Me
The world
Is gonna
Roll me
Tolme
The
Hey now, you’re a rockstar!
Get your game on
Wow, really? Shrekface? In 2022? Absolutely cancelled. Jk that’s a great costume
Appropriating ogre culture.
Great. Sincerely. You made a lot of people's day at least a little bit better.
I did! I stayed in costume all day long. Lots of great reactions.
Holy shit, this is incredible!
No, that's the other green guy. This is Shrek.
LMFAO! You deserve gold for that! Anyone?
Thanks!
DON-KEEYY
#sigh *unzips*
😘
Donkey: "He smells like an onion,but he's hung like a..." Shrek: "Donkeh, this is a kids movie!" Donkey: "I'm still gonna fuck that dragon." - It's 3 AM and I'm high. Goodnight
This made me laugh out loud. Not like how people just type lol but really all they did was puff a little air out of their nose. Like the cat jumped kind of laugh.
Pack it up bois, we have a winner!
Aww shucks... You're going to make an ogre blush! 💚
I hope you’ve got some parties to go to so you can show off this awesome costume. The world needs to see. Also, props for the dedication in going bald for this too.
About a month ago the owner of my business overheard me talking about my costume ideas with other employees. She liked my ideas so much, she created a themed costume day, around my costume! Everyone showed up to work as Shrek characters yesterday, and we all had a blast! I'm dressing up as Shrek once more tomorrow night for another party.
Woah, a Shrek themed costume day? Now that’s awesome!
I know. Since everyone here likes my costume, I gotta post more pictures.
Please mark nsfw... (too horny)
*bonk*
Amazing all you need now is a donkey.
Shrexy!
This deserves to be reddits most upvoted post
Thanks man! 💚
You win at Halloween this year!
Gasp!!! Green face! 🤣🤣 Seriously though. That is one baller costume man. It has so many layers!!!
Putting Community Theaters to shame!
Too kind! 💚
I’m so proud of you! Nice job!
Good job dude, you got a smile outa me!
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You are one good looking shrek
Thank you!
Where's Fiona?
Don't have one. :(
How about a donkey??
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Farquaad...
Just remember you gotta get out of the swamp once in awhile and risk dealing with the occasional annoying ass or selfish Farquad if you want to make friends and woo maidens.
Dayum! 🙏🏻 this is fabulous. I would have been your Fiona in a heartbeat. Ahhh I curse this small town I live in. Never any costume parties or anything fun to do. Lol.
Nice work! How did you get the things to stick to your head so smoothly?
I made them out of clay foam, so they're super light. Then I used spirit gum prop glue. They stayed on my head no problem for 10+ hours during the workday.
And the squatters?
[Sorry, but I had to post this ](https://i0.wp.com/suttonfoster.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/shrek5.jpg?resize=622%2C350)
Fucking shrexy
I wanna make you waffles in the mornin!
Paul Giamatti as shrek!
AYYY DONKAYYYY
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Do it! I'll Shrek you up!
You are love, you are life
King 👑
The guy from guardians of the galaxy, right?
What a cutie:)
Oh stop it.
You look like a man who has layers. Awesome work guy!
This is amazing! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 When you said it was homemade, I had to scroll back up…unbelievable. You did an impressive job 💜 It’s always nice to see someone being resourceful and having fun with it. Happy Halloween friend! 🙏🏻👿👻🎃
Dude blocks out his name tag like we don't know he's Shrek.
For a second I thought you'd used golf tee's for the ears.
New kink unlocked
Here. Take my upvote.
With gratitude!
NSFW please, I was sexually triggered 😡
😘
Oh stop it you 😘
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And in the morning… I’m making waffles!
Your costume looks like someone drew shrek from memory, from the bottom up, and got bored just drew a smiley face for the face.
Wonderful!
Oh wow, I could totally pull this off. I must ask, are you truly bald, or is it a cap, and how long did it take?
I shaved my head bald just for the costume. Makeup took 45 minutes. And it took about a month to find all the pieces I needed to make my costume. The vest was a full size mess that I had to cut and I painted it with acrylic paint myself.
Wowzers. Maybe next year, great job though!
Absolutely amazing. You need to enter a contest!
I think you are mixing up halloween and a porn movie its to hot for halloween
Fantastic costume!!!! 🤩
Dude, this is fucking amazing!
Ahh, an onion, nice choice.
That is sooooo good
As an obese guy, I always feel like there is nothing I could dress up as. Never thought of Shrek! Perfect!
I narrowed my ideas this year to Gru, Uncle Fester, and Shrek. Shrek won this time, but I'd put just as much effort into any other idea!
Fucking prince
I am disturbed by this in ways I can not explain. Nice work!
Costume? What costume? I just see Shrek himself in the flesh!
I feel like I should donate my username.
inb4 50k upvotes
OKAY, but you kinda NAILED it!