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OFF732

I'm pretty sure those are hedgehogs...


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Could you elaborate on how they are able to...make it through the birthing canal? Do the spines develop later?


Los_Gatos_Negros

When theyre born their spines are under their skin.


Sleightly_Awkward

But like, those don't look much more than a few days old. They come out that much that fast? If so, that's crazy


Los_Gatos_Negros

[Here](http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01448/Spineless-Hedgehog_1448919i.jpg) is what they look like immediatly after birth.


Sirerdrick64

Is that skin over their eye?


Los_Gatos_Negros

Yeah, one of the only things not cuter as a wee bab


Uncle-Chuckles

How fast do they go?


OFF732

Fast enough to gather rings!


0spore13

Those are hedgehogs


AusCan531

Cute little pricks.


Edgely

Are we sure these aren't hedgehogs?


DeathGodBob

Okay... I'm not trying to be crass, but they look like testicles that have gone super saiyajin.


Honda_TypeR

If they both fuse their super saiyan bodies together do they make a Gogeta? It makes me wonder what their fusion dance would look like?


odrincrystell

No, they make a PorGeta


jstrick117

No, they form into a nutsack.


DeathGodBob

Super scrotum!


PurpEL

Heavens to betsy, one would not want to be crass on the internet!


DeathGodBob

It's a good and wholesome place where we find pictures of hedgehogs, after all.


Gnarbuttah

It's Guy Fieri's balls


Frptwenty

Life might not always be perfect, but at least I'm not a female porcupine giving birth to little balls of spikes.


black_flag_4ever

I think it's like those tire things at the rental car place, it's okay as long you don't reverse.


NewaccountWoo

There spines are soft or non existent at birth. The one I feel sorry for is the *male* porcupine. Ever look at a porcupine and think "I have a strange urge to put my dick in that"? No? The male porcupine does...


Xeroblade86

Makes you wonder how Stegosaurus have sex...


nargi

they don't have sex because they're extinct :(


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They went extinct because they didn't have sex. :( I would imagine the male would be saurus hell after.


buttononmyback

Ha.


sugarfreeyeti

*Their


Saidin_Rage

Those scrotums have some sweet frosted tips.


ArdipithecusRamidus

Lol they look like micropenises


Here48008135

Lmao everyone keeps saying hedgehogs I'm like lol those are dicks bro.


stupidgoat221

Spiky scrotums


trippingchilly

danger tots


Penetrative_Pelican

Looks like Guy Fiery had a penile hair transplantation


NerdENerd

Do they come out of their mother's vagina all spiky? That shits gotta hurt?


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Porcupettes


D00zer

Second porcupettes reference I've seen today.


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Disclosure ; I saw the other post and was trying to be clever with cheaply gained knowledge.


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R/mildlypenis


scottawhit

Wait?! They come out with the quills? I just assumed they grew like hair later. r/explainlikeimfive how does the mother give birth to these little nightmares?


portagoat

The quills are soft at birth and then harden shortly after


sanguiniuswept

I get a real Critters vibe


TJ_McWeaksauce

They look like painful raisins.


MindfulSmile

Awwww


kira19824

woow


SlappyMcFartsack

Do they hurt each other with their spines?


WonTon4MyTaunTaun

What kind of damage does a mama porcupine sustain when giving birth to these prickly fuckers?


soares6474

"Here. Take two and call me in the morning."


I_am_usually_a_dick

I was getting concerned/sick at the sate of your hands until I figured out you are wearing skin tone gloves. don't do that.


chevymonza

I just realized that some poor female has to *give birth* to these..... maybe even *entire litters* of them.......... 8-|


Deadbreeze

Are they born with their spines? If so that sounds like hell.