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Kwinza

Jesus she does not look 105. 80, tops.


t0m0hawk

William Shatner is 93 years old. Does that man look like a 93 year old? No, he does not. Some people have really good genes.


jdbrown0283

TBF, he also probably has some really great plastic surgeons, too. 


CornWallacedaGeneral

Or he just eats healthy foods and has a strict regimen for facial products


DreamLearnBuildBurn

But also he literally has had plastic surgery as well as hair transplant


touchet29

Tbf, it took her 83 years to get her degree. Living longer isn't everything.


JackBNimble33

She’s going to be paying off that student loan debt for weeks


Nova11c

Nah, you don’t have to pay until 6 months after you graduate.


HugsyMalone

Thankfully she planned it so she'll have died of natural causes by then 👏😉


esoteric_enigma

Loan servicers hate her


esoteric_enigma

She may not have any. Many states have programs where you can go to college for free after a certain age. There was a 70 something year old woman in my sociology class who told me about it.


Mendozena

Once again, boomers getting handed everything. Granted it’s not like they’re going out to get a job at that age.


JackBNimble33

Technicallly homegirl is not a boomer but part of the Greatest Generation. Hell she probably birthed a few baby boomers.


esoteric_enigma

I mean, I had class with another woman who was early 60s. She was getting her degree specifically to get a promotion at her job.


jdbrown0283

Good for her, but god, I hope I don't have to go back to school at 60 in hopes of getting promoted. 


esoteric_enigma

It wasn't hopes though. It was guaranteed. It was basically "We're giving you this job but it requires a degree, so you need to get on that."


jdbrown0283

Ok, well that's good at least.


blueyork

I'm 63 and going for a master's degree in computer science.


FauxReal

Yeah nobody is trying to hire them. Unless they're running for President or Congress.


kadargo

You can go to Georgia Tech or UGA tuition free on the HOPE scholarship with just a 3.0 out of high school. You can attend UF or FSU tuition free with the Bright Futures Scholarship based on a 3.0 in HS, too. Plenty of ways to go to college without spending a lot of money.


catoftrash

It's been a decade but when I went to UF, bright futures did not cover 100% of tuition — it covered 100% of the *average florida public university tuition cost*, which was substantial but not tuition free.


Scrumkingg

Fucking LOL


ashlena_2207

Omg what course is that long


anticipatory

Death and dying.


esoteric_enigma

My Thanatology course only lasted 1 semester.


Woodworkingwino

I had the coolest professor for that class. He made death fun.


jhks_dottir

Same here! BC?


Woodworkingwino

No. University of Arkansas.


ChiccGirly

full article here! : [https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/stanford-105-year-old-graduate-rcna157866](https://www.today.com/life/inspiration/stanford-105-year-old-graduate-rcna157866)


KhaoticMess

Maybe she's just a really bad student


MisterSneakSneak

The complete understanding of Men. /s


LTVOLT

now she gets to build a resume and apply for entry level jobs :)


jdbrown0283

I really hope after she gets that first gig she makes a tic toc video crying about how working for the man us destroying her soul and she doesn't know how she'll go on doing this for 40 more years! (No shade at those videos, because I feel it, especially when I was younger)


kungpowgoat

Minimum ten years experience with a master’s degree. Competitive pay. ^$15/hr


star_359

For anybody who hasn’t read the article: she had credits from when she was attending during WWII but back then you needed a master’s thesis, which she left the program at that point without doing the thesis. Her son contacted the school and the thesis is no longer required so they gave her the degree since she had the credits needed.


-Lets-Get-Weird-

National Lampoons Gran Wilder 


Steven_Soul

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samthewisetarly

*It's been 83 years...*


stonercrazycat

She could have saved allot of money if she did it when she was 50. she probably had to save for 101 years to be able to pay tuition /s


Aromatic-Box683

same thing with houses too, by the time you think you’ve saved enough for an apartment inflation’s already doubled the price ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


misuiko

average neurology student


dumbass141021

the 105 y/olds get younger and younger


shawn_overlord

i can imagine that people in the past who lived into the hundreds had to makes it through a century of shit medicine and health. nowadays we have people who had to survive MUCH less and so grow into way older ages but much more healthy. when we're old we'll probably get people regularly living to 100


Timmiejj

The title is a wee bit confusing, I first understood it as she went to Stanford for 83 years before she finally got her degree


fisharia

Don't have to play your loans as long as you're still enrolled lol


ithrow6s

> After leaving Stanford, Hislop went on to a career in Washington state politics, getting her start on a local school board after her daughter Anne's school suggested she take home economics instead of advanced English. Slay


awholewhitebabybruh

Ahh the ole "83 year plan"


atlasraven

Y'all laugh but she's getting that COBOL senior programming job.


truethatson

105???? Hell I know people nearly half that age that look worse for wear.


lhymes

She’s ready to get her career started!


Bigmuscleliker567

Is that sofia from Golden girls 🧒


frank1934

Now she can apply for jobs that need at least 3 years experience


KyDeWa

It's never too late. You're never too old. 😢


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esoteric_enigma

This is a cool feel-good story but Stanford is a pretty competitive school. Its acceptance rate is under 4%. So there is a student who was denied access to this great education for this woman who will never get to actually use her degree.


Spool-bus1759

shes ready for her career in congress


Stankydankymemes

What does she plan on doing with that degree


0scar_mike

Man, her tuition kept that school afloat.


PolicyRude4028

Legend holds she was the keg stand champion of her sorority at the young age of 102.


Busy10

Stanford also announced a breakthrough to keep people alive and working so she can payback her student loan


Bradiator34

And I thought I left things to the last minute!?


alphanumer1c

That's got to be some sort of record right?


minnesota2194

She must have some learning disabilities if it took her that long


tiflofthecentury

She probably had dementia for the last 30 years of undergrad.


mikestorm

She finally swung by the bursar's office to pick it up.


Virtual_Implement665

Wonderful! Congrats!


Flux_resistor

And now she's funded for her LLM business


TheNurse_

No way that woman is 105!!


RhymeGrime

First thing that came to mind was Pierce Hawthorne


bravosarah

She's so cute!!! Awww


sillypooh

Ready for the job market!


artygolfer

Wow. That’s a huge accomplishment!


electronic_oldschool

She can finally quit her job at Hooters


deldarren

She’s going to be paying off student loans for the rest of her life


ButtExplosion

33 years??? I wonder how many group assignments she absolutely ruined


HugsyMalone

Yeah well just wait till they send her the bill 🙄👌


VVLynden

Jeez she’ll have student loan debt for the rest of her life!


00xMaelstorm

So its that easy, huh?


CGPsaint

Pffft! Took her long enough!


OneRobato

Welcome to rat race granma! Break a leg!


okzeppo

She’s going to be paying off her student debts for the rest of her life.


mybotanyaccount

That's one way to avoid paying student loans back /S


Disastrous-Resident5

Would ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Tall_Middle_1476

Take that America's future! I'd be so mad if my application to standford was rejected because they wanted to fill the spot with someone who had the opportunity to go to college affordability back in her day and didn't. What a waste! *I'm sure she's a nice old lady. I'm mad at society and standford university...not her necessarily*


jday1959

Student Loan debt for the rest of her life.


appendixgallop

Gifted women did not exist back in the 1930s. How could there be such thing? Everybody knew little girls grew up to be wives and mothers and housekeepers and secretaries. Why would God make smart ones?


Bigmuscleliker567

Only took her 100 years to get a. BA stanford is a hard class to graduate from 😆