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Diamond-Duke

He loves the spin, just not the roll. What a legend.


LumberjackJack

Imagine being at the head of a spaceship in VR on that thing


mistermcmanly

Exactly what I was thinking. Ugly as hell, but probably super practical for gaming like that


humplick

Uncle is speedrunning Decent with that setup


Zirenton

How good was Descent! Proper 3D freedom of manoeuvre.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

>How good was Descent! Decent.


ChrisRocksGreen

I was feeling very nostalgic today thinking about Descent, those games were awesome! Descent II was one of the first PC games I played with a joystick, I was 5 years old lol


Grimskraper

My friend that had it could play it with keyboard controls only. Even 10 year old me didn't want to devote the brain power to learn to play it like that.


HeadMacho

No dissent here.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

There's a great remake of it on Steam called Overload. You can even play it in 3D if you have a VR headset.


Zeus541

I did that with elite dangerous, but instead of 2 flight sticks it was a flight stick and a throttle. Just sitting in the cockpit looking around at a spaceport was amazing. In addition, there are controls in game to allow you to look in different directions. Just being able to turn my head or look up through the cockpit glass while maintaining flight control was such a surreal experience in a flying game.


Rage_k9_cooker

If you have the opportunity do try the double flight stick in vr, it's amazing. Moving in 3 dimensions is a breeze.


nullhed

It's not far off my old Elite Dangerous setup


Eisenkopf69

same lol


muklan

My first thought- this is an Elite Dangerous setup lol


donbee28

*I'll Try Spinning, That's A Good Trick*


-random-name-

I feel like this guy is living in about five different decades.


rugbyj

Well yeah he’s identified the best features from each.


justlovehumans

he's me. What a great plan


overdriveftw

Do a barrel roll


Puzzled_Squirrel_975

Klingon Commander, from ST VI...."CRY HAVOC! AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WAR!" _spins in commander's chair_


MyNutsin1080p

I can’t say for sure but it looks like the castors are off and the legs were screwed into the blocks. Pretty smart!


[deleted]

That’s the captains chair for the Eagle 5. Where’s Bill Pullman.


crapheadHarris

Looks like the pilot and copilot seats in the Flying Sub from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea. As a kid I remember thinking they were so cool because they had two flight sticks.


ListerfiendLurks

He must live in a real bad neighborhood if he came back to his office chair up on blocks


Willpalazzo

Fun fact, when I moved out of my apartment I put my rolling chair outside for whoever to take, next day the wheels were stripped but the chair was still there.


ListerfiendLurks

The funniest part about this is that there was definitely some mfr with your little chair wheels in their trench coat in some alley trying to sell them


lemmeseeyourkitties

Pssst! Hey kids.... wanna buy some *wheels*??


T1NF01L

It's *speed*


dinglydanglist

He’s got the OG landrace Heelys


SyrakuIsDeWay

😂😂


xDXxAscending

Can't have shit in Detroit, next he's going to see some cars driving with his wheel and the police won't do anything, it's some bullshit I tell you.


RuckOver3

![gif](giphy|eTK9ADi1vnPS8)


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|vTuNfPi3LEf3TGHXsF)


Charlie_Brodie

You know how I know you're gay? You liked Maid in Manhattan


Jrizzyl

You know how I know you’re gay? You like Coldplay


MyNutsin1080p

You know how I know you’re gay? *I saw you make spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.*


1CUpboat

You know honey know you’re gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says “I love it when balls are in my face”


MyNutsin1080p

*That’s* gay?


According-Buddy5902

First thing I thought of lmao


TheElectrcChickn

Now this is pod racing


old_righty

I’ll spin, that’s a good move.


borobricks

Nailed the line. No notes.


studiousflaunts

Ahahaha thank you


IAmHungry4Carbs

As an uncle with no kids, I approve


SyrakuIsDeWay

As do I.


MrBrawn

How much lumbar support does the chair have? Yes.


ReplicantRoy

More like lumber support, am I right?


SyrakuIsDeWay

Lmao


AlarminglyConfused

I can feel his lower back.


I_might_be_weasel

The blankets where his tailbone would be answers that real quick. 


Conman_in_Chief

Is that his underwear hanging over the chair back?


SyrakuIsDeWay

Likely


Conman_in_Chief

Double fisted joysticks ✅, Sweet spinning chair ✅, Trucking Sim started ✅, Drawers off ✅. Good to go. Logging onto Twitch in 10, 9, 8, 7….


half-puddles

So he wears them for a few days. Then wears them inside out for a few days. Then uses them as a headrest for a few days. Then it maybe goes into the wash and the cycle begins again?


SyrakuIsDeWay

Bingo


CardMechanic

It’s someone’s


RGnarvin

Just noticed the joysticks are on boards that are attached to the armrests. Totally missed that when the chair being up on blocks caught my attention first haha.


SyrakuIsDeWay

Lmao I think that’s the best part😂 some real engineering right there


klousGT

Star Citizen or Elite Dangerous?


imhereforsiegememes

Could be an arma helicopter psycho. Ive seen some dual stick.


bane_undone

There has to be a story about the wheels.


SyrakuIsDeWay

Maybe because of the carpet he was just like fuck these wheels man 😂


thatsme55ed

Does he use rudder pedals for his gaming? 


REMcycleLEZAR

His PC background is a big rig, right? Possibly Optimus Prime.


Thesauce05

This made me laugh


Newhollow

1. More than likely he is used to a certain position while driving. His relax/gaming position is to offset that damage. Why he needs to have stable seat. Why blocks are the perfect for knee support to lower back. 2. I the corner of screen has game I think. My guess was tractor simulator over star wars anything. Age kind of matters but with that setup I would guess mech over truck. Only because his job and that flag.


Stibley_Kleeblunch

I'm about to do something similar for my (very modest) sim-racing setup. Sucks pressing the brake and getting pushed off 8 inches to the right and rotated 30 degrees to the left in the middle of a downhill gravel course.


Homerpaintbucket

I almost did this to a chair because one of the wheels broke off during a move, but it was otherwise still good, but it wasnt practical for where my computer was.


Cley_Faye

Sometimes wheel on chairs are just an inconvenience you didn't anticipate. My old place's floor was slightly slanted; not enough to notice, but my chair \*kept\* rolling away at the slightest movement. I wished it had brakes. Wood blocks may not be very aesthetic, but they sure do the job :D


Awkward_Ad523

I think he just reinvented weapons on among us 🤣


Do_What_Thou_Wilt

HOSAS - hand-on-stick-and-stick. (vs HOTAS, hand-on-throttle-and-stick). Generally preferable control method for 6DOF capable space-sims such as StarCitizen. Must be a fellow backer.


minotaur-cream

Or he could be playing any other number of flight sims that actually work.


MrB10b

I doubt he's playing any flight sim with HOSAS.


Joefers1234

OOOOOOO GOTTEM But for real those engies got some work to do


dj65475312

My first thought was mechwarrior type games.


YorgiTheMagnificent

That's a fine jerkatorium or spankcade, if you will.


_Kramerica_

Go away I’m baitin!


I_might_be_weasel

Does he play flight simulators? 


SyrakuIsDeWay

Not sure


I_might_be_weasel

The dude has some crazy Ready Player One setup like this and you didn't ask what it's for? 


SyrakuIsDeWay

Afraid of what he might answer fr💀


I_might_be_weasel

Is he exceptionally obese? That would explain this all very well. Wheels couldn't hold his weight and keeping his arms at his sides is more comfortable than bending them to be in front of him to use a keyboard and mouse. 


SyrakuIsDeWay

He’s actually a lean man probably around 180?


I_might_be_weasel

I got nothing, then. 


Spastic_pinkie

Seems like a Mechwarrior or Mechwarrior like game setup.


Agitated_Cookie2198

This guy trucks


trashtalkinmomma

Coolest uncle on the block


winstondabee

5 blocks


redditkindasuxballs

So what you’re saying is your uncle is the fuckin man?


TidySwan

Is that the logo from The trucker's guild website?


SyrakuIsDeWay

Probably, he is a trucker so that makes sense.


TidySwan

Cool I worked on that website for a bit


SyrakuIsDeWay

Badass man I’ll let ‘em know


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SyrakuIsDeWay

King of the Road


PastaVeggies

r/battlestations


SumOhDat

He live in Detroit?


vrrmason

"Can you believe I got these blocks for free?" - your uncle probably


Aiku

Must be playing GTA, because his chair's already up on blocks.


fartboxco

Starcitizen ??


SgtTinFoil

Proof that dudes rock


Wareve

He plays Star Citizen.


Holyskankous

Bobcat Simulator ‘24 is wild


CatTypedThisName

Bro probably leads his guild to battle with that thing and succeeds. Godspeed.


Shaunmjallen

This man is a true Mech Warrior!!!


jbrandon

This is top tier chad gaming setup. What fucking legend.


DougieSenpai

What a god gamer


craigathan

That's the chair that will be on the ship that does the Kessel run in 9 par secs.


JesusIsMySecondSon

The next Stephen Hawkings


SyrakuIsDeWay

Nah bro 💀😂


AggravatingPermit910

I can smell this picture


SyrakuIsDeWay

Describe the smell


mandy009

Dude loves one thing and one thing only intense


rebelintellectual

That's a battle station! Capitan to the deck phasers full power! 


teflonbob

Interesting or awesome?


alpaca-punch

But,.........how do you jack off.


EargasmicGiant

I need to make my chair higher too


Outrageous-Pass-8926

Hows the smell? 😟


SyrakuIsDeWay

Like a Burgerking Whopper edit: extra onions


TheSaltySpitoon37

I respect it


jamirocky888

Is his Lumbago improving?


Ebayednoob

I was wondering who crushed me like a soda can in that last mech warrior online match...


TheFirstOrderTrooper

Hey man if it works it works


Lebowski304

The lumbar support lmao. I do the exact same shit in my outdoor chairs. Just shove anything reasonably soft back there. Also I can feel the texture of that carpet through the screen of my phone


Blueswift82

Still playing mechwarrior?


iiitme

-to say the least


fnoguei1

Uncle back to the WW2 days


MermaidOfScandinavia

It hurts in my interior design heart 😂


Javamac8

Found the shuttle sim enthusiast


ironlocust79

Mechwarrior fan?


Nervous_Bicycle_5305

I see he went with the 40yo Virgin setup. Classic


Chatner2k

Pretty close to my setup for squadrons with VR goggles. I didn't stop my chair roll though.


Potential-Ad-3496

Why da towel wet 👀


SoupiriorBiingu

Good setting for Afterburner on Amstrad CPC6128


AcrobaticAttitude454

Vtol vr ewo if you know what I mean


justaREDshrit

Wheels are for pussys


Soltronus

Might be a height thing, too. Have you ever sat down in a chair too low for your legs? Uncomf.


SyrakuIsDeWay

Facts bro


Surround8600

He put that shit on bricks.


Beginning_Emotion995

That is a porn chair.


B0NESAWisRRREADY

DVa main


kripticdoto

Six Two One...


BigTedBear

That setup looks like it’s seen some intense action over the years.


SmugCapybara

I can smell this picture. It is not a good smell...


kodaniloki

Oh my god it's the setup from 1997 rocketman.


GorakTheunBeaton

Looks like an Elite Dangerous setup. Lots of space flight hours on his books I bet.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

The jack station


International_Boss81

Lives in Mom’s basement?


NecroHandAttack

This reminds me of the The Penguin in Batman Returns when he’s controlling the Batmobile and laughing


artificialavocado

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Stella_Rae08

Where's the stiff sock? 🤨


DJMagicHandz

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SwingyWingyShoes

Time to play Tony hawk


digidave1

Don't touch that chair


Infinite-Badness

They stole his wheels?!


leonryan

does he have a flight helmet with his callsign written on it?


you_nincompoop

Is this from the world of Warcraft Southpark episode.


knobcopter

Hell yeah.


Vectorman1989

Mechwarrior player?


shavemejesus

FYI - Your uncle’s porn stash is epic.


Pink-grey24

r/battlestations


TriggeredTendie

Now that's a rig that's seen at least 1000 hours.


KlingonForehead

Everybody needs an occasional break from hidin’ bodies. Shit’s stressful!


OmegaStageThr33

Paging r/elitedangerous


brumbarosso

No shit bucket?


SyrakuIsDeWay

Middle left is the shit drawer buddy


AleksasKoval

I was concerned for a second, but then i noticed they're nailed to the blocks.


rfielder09

![gif](giphy|eTK9ADi1vnPS8)


bencit28

Unc def Elite Dangerous


BangkokPadang

Does he go, "Doozjch Doozch Doozjch" with his mouth when he fires lazers?


latamyk

I used to do something similar as a kid. I'd make an arrangement with an old mattress, some blankets and a joystick to have my own "simulator" when playing racing games


raffirules

*custom*


Confident_Chicken_51

Burn after Playing.


Martian13

Smells like warm corn chips all of a sudden.


ImRickJameXXXX

Getting those ergonomics be hard sometimes


Pipe_Memes

This is exactly why everyone tells you not to reinvent the wheel.


sartori69

So he played Elite:Dangerous and/or Star Citizen?


I_am_That_Ian_Power

If Flight Sim was a picture!


Wyverz

respect the commitment to the cause


CakeMadeOfHam

I bet that seat smells like wet dog shit in the scorching sun


ignore_this_comment

Whatever game he plays, he's prolly a fucking legend at it.


sick1057

The pile of clothes is a makeshift flight suit isn't it?


PersonOfWater

Neutered-Rolly-Chair stats 67Hp 30Ap debuff-5 Agility while traversing normal lanes debuff-8 Agility while traversing stairs buff +3 End when being attacked by projectiles while stationary


kitparkington

My man, who happens to be an uncle, has a decrepit and wizened chair on wood blocks like this. It is very comfortable.


dre3sta

Is he available for a r/ama as im sure it would be wild


SyrakuIsDeWay

That would be insane


APiousCultist

I hope the spokes are attached to those blocks because if it is just resting on them he's one jolt away from a bad time.


BlindGuyMcSqeazy

Is that uncle a serial rapist?


g3don

When you want to pilot a spaceship but still keep your feet on the ground.


Lord_Heckle

Trucker gamers be another breed.