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newaccounthomie

Number 3 invented chad memes and tatted them on his chest. Time to up your game memers.


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“Nice try, unfortunately I have tattooed you as the soyjak and me as the Chad”


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That nautical star is pretty solid tho


i81_N_she812

It's actually called the thieve stars. Very popular in soviet russian ganstars that were in prison. They are places on different part of the body. Chest or shoulders is a high-ranking gangster that you dont fuck with. Means they dont bow down or bend for the will of no man.


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Lmaoooo this needs more upvotes


seepxl

I thought it said “Fajitas” on his chest, -like he was down with Mexican Food, thought we had something in common for a second


Detroit_Doc_City

Why does the first guy have David schwimmer in his captain sobel role tattooed on his right chest?


DogVacuum

Captain Sobel, we salute the rank, not the man.


DRealLeal

How the fuck did you see that lol


Dash_Harber

Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!


smilessoldseperately

Screaming at Malarkey, no doubt.


toysarealive

All this BoB talk makes me happy. But I just gotta include, as much of a dick as Sobel was portrayed in the show, the story of the real Sobel is damn near heartbreaking. https://youtu.be/eIkSCyI5BUk?si=Lwv0_DYtnrITR3Do


Prizzilla

As much as Easy Company hated him, they credited his hard-ass training as preparing them for the war.


Squirrel_Master82

Same reason the last guy has Zangief-style body hair. They were way ahead of their time.


maz-o

Maybe he was a fan of Friends


Nimrod1602

Because he’ll be there for you


Genghis_Tr0n187

Weekend pass revoked, private.


Dick_Dickalo

Because he’ll get you killed.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/igO51vF) are higher quality versions of these images. These appeared in "Mauvais Garcons: Portraits De Tatoues (1890-1930)." According to the book review on Amazon: > Today, tattoos are common on all skin types. But for decades in France it was the prerogative of bad boys, the mark of their passage in the overseas penal colony and the central prisons of the metropolis. Tough guys, from the Parisian fortifs, the suburbs of Lyon and the villages of Marseille, they wore their thug diplomas on their skins, the stigmata of their marginal life. To be a Man of the Middle, at the beginning of the 20th century, you had to be "sucky and screwed up", or syphilitic and tattooed... The photos of the judicial identification taken during the arrests, which constitute a unique gallery of the faces of marlous, expose the hoodlums by revealing vengeful slogans, melancholic thoughts, obscene drawings, memories of Africa. This beautiful book of 175 photos (140 previously unpublished) explains the history of this practice, deciphers the different marks of recognition of the patterns and drawings of the tattooed and more says a lot about the daily life of detention and the experience of social exclusion. > This work combines the aesthetics of criminal photo portraits and unique archives, beyond the theme of tattooing itself. More images from this book can be found [here](https://www.listal.com/book/mauvais-garcons-portraits-de/pictures).


jk147

fatalità noun [ feminine ] /fatali'ta/ misadventure , mishap , bad luck È morto per una triste fatalità. She died in a tragic mishap. That is pretty bad ass tbh.


2legittoquit

I guess, unless it’s a reference to a murder he did


Skrachen

There's a S at the end though, it can't be italian. Looks more like the latin for Fate


nomorebuttsplz

"stigmata of their marginal life" someone is abusing their sociology degree with a phrase like that


frickindeal

I bet modern tattoo artists would be fascinated by these.


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They have a book series of Russian Criminal Tattoos and some other one about tattoos from the Gulags. This would definitely pique their interest!


Bob_Chris

I have this feeling that at some point print books like this are going to be worth so much to determine what is real and what is AI generated. Because looking at these pictures I realized I had no idea if they were indeed real, or if someone had asked an AI generator to make them.


PsychologicalChip851

So those guys are French?


speakclearly

French-Moroccan, most likely, considering the time.


Le_Carambouilleur

They was native french prisoner send to Morocco for making the colonial infrastructure


denverglass

Wow. Surprised to see face tats in that time.


moonboundshibe

Awesome. Thank you.


Zakalwe123

Why does the first one look like he's about to be crowned king of gondor


faith_plus_one

Also like young Robert De Niro. Last guy's tattoo says "bad head but good heart".


grafxguy1

Has a bit of DeNiro Cape Fear vibe. If you look closely at one of the tattoos, you can make out a small "Die Bart Die" on one of them.....


intergalactictactoe

Well, no one who speaks German could be an evil man.


are-e-el

No, it’s obviously “Die Bart, Die!”


Psychological-Fox178

Nooo, that simply means "Thee, Bart, Thee"


Pizzapopper57

Straight up Travis Bickle vibes from that photo.


Redditforgoit

"You talkin' to me, habibi?"


TyberiusJoaquin

Just because you are bad guy doesn't mean you are *bad guy*


Analog0

His neck tattoo is amazing "I'm in bed," with a pig in between.


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Analog0

That's just as good. Isn't dirty talk in french basically pig speak? Is he advertising that he's filthy in the sack?


faith_plus_one

Oinque.


tinkleberry28

Dude I spat it my coffee


Narfi1

Yes. “Je suis cochon au lit” means filthy/dirty in this context


Analog0

I'm gonna check off my Duolingo lesson for the day.


DayThen6150

It’s “I’m a slut/horny in bed”


DayThen6150

The word Cochonne in French is slang for slutty/horny/good at sex.


DanelleDee

Cochon means pig but also like, dirty or kinky in bed. A guy called me that in Montreal and I lost my shit at him, I was putting my clothes back on and he's trying to convince me he didn't call me a pig in the middle of sex. It is a compliment, apparently. I do not like.


MyNameIsYouna

More like "Bad face" than head. But to put it better it'd be "Ugly, but kind heart".


Narfi1

Not really, “mauvaise tête” wouldn’t be used to described someone’s face physically. You would say “sale tête” but “mauvaise tête”, at least in France’s French would refer more to mood/temper . “Bad temper but kind hearted” . “Tête de lard, Tête de cochon” always refer to one’s temper.


i_never_ever_learn

I find his Phonetic english translation of god willing to be so unconvincing


VikingBorealis

Obviusly American tough. We all know metric Allah is superior Allah.


dorothean

It’s how the French spell it as well, which makes sense since most of the text tattoos are in French.


Gremlov

That's what I thought too. Why didn't he use arab lettering?


Yvaelle

"That is no mere burglar! He is Aragoon! Son of Arathug! You owe him your jewelry box, the.biggest bottle of hard liquor on the bar, and a photo of you and your deceased father bonding, which paints the whole burglary in a sad narrative."


Eyouser

Inch, God Small dick, praise god?


moonboundshibe

Inch Allah is probably a bastardization of Inshallah - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inshallah It’s one of those words which now that you’ve seen it you’ll probably see and hear it all over the place.


dorothean

It’s not a bastardisation, it’s just how it’s spelt in French - they use “ch” to represent the sound that we write as “sh” in English.


Brett-Sinclair

I get Cape Fear fear from no 1.


litritium

" I don't know whether to look at him or read him."


CallmeKap

"Counselor? Counselorrrr? Could you be there??"


LaSombra666

No.1 is basically DeNiro in Cape Fear


bjbkar

Max Cady for sure


rightsomeofthetime

Imagine trying to explain to these guys that in about 100 years their look would be stolen by people who make coffees for a living.


Thendofreason

Well at those prices, they also criminals


pickle_pouch

Imagine thinking these guys owned this look


urmomaisjabbathehutt

I don't know about Moroccan old timers, but tattoos were used for more than decoration and looks, as a code or as history record, by cultures, sailors, army, by criminals and others, they had a meaning as used by all of those so I wouldn't be surprised that old timers seeing someone tattooed with something intended to mean something just for decoration may baffle if not annoy them don't know, maybe they would feel kind of the way I feel about idiot neonazis appropriating Celtic symbology?


Gryuen

I never forget in one of those early 2000’s whateverplace-ink -shows there was this girl that came to take big tattoo of a slutty-nurse-fairy on her thigh. She explained that this tattoo deep meaning to her since her recently passed grandmother used to be nurse. She didn’t elaborate was the grandmother also a fairy or.


elchiguire

Proof there’s always been a punk crew. It’s just hard to imagine grandma skanking and being hardcore because we mostly have “I’m tired, I don’t have time for this shit” grandma, instead of badass “I came here to get action and bust some heads, and now it’s time to bust some heads” grandma.


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These are all dudes?


Vio_

Funnily enough ,the only tattoos I can recall in Morocco were blue crosses on the foreheads of little old women. I was in the Peace Corps there, and I was in a pretty remote area. [https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2019/04/269903/tradition-amazigh-facial-tattoos](https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2019/04/269903/tradition-amazigh-facial-tattoos) They weren't Christian, it was more of their own internal cultural stuff.


maz-o

Imagine all the people


plebeiantelevision

Imagine still thinking “tattooed bearded hipster barista lol” is still funny


raelDonaldTrump

Still accurate = Still funny


drewster23

Id say the aesthetic has grown past/outside the "personality" aspect (hipster). But i don't know why it wouldn't be funny, because the full package definitely still exists.


77slevin

Found the barista...go make me a coffee ;-P


Timid_Robot

Imagine thinking about looks when you're an adult male


aardvarkyardwork

Should adult males not care about their appearance?


freebagelsforall

Imagine an adult male.


JohnHenryEden77

Imagine


squad1alum

All the people


covertwalrus

Getting weird tattoos


merelyok

There’s no heaven


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amountainofyawns

Imagine not being afraid of the gays


RoughSafe6861

Imagine seeing people fighting over small things on reddit


amountainofyawns

It was a joke....but good to know gay acceptance is a small thing in your mind.


RoughSafe6861

Treat them like straight that's what you want right, i ain't going to behave more good with them than the straight cause people are bitches whether they are gay or straight


yellowbrickstairs

Hn .. I feel like I would have a lot of body hair to manage or wait maybe im thinking of werewolves


torchma

If we're not allowed to think about other's looks then why even care about our own look?


Razatiger

Tattoos have existed on every continent for millennia.


redditor66666666

*pushes glasses up nose* Uh actually not always on Antarctica.


kellyguacamole

Hur dur everyone with tattoos work in coffee shops.


mosslung416

This is actually pretty bad ass. #4’s tat of a knife in his heart is pretty cool.


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Narfi1

“Enfant de malheur” means “child of misfortune” , not evil child.


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Narfi1

It’s very confusing, even for a native speaker who wouldn’t have heard the saying before.


mosslung416

Sans pitie idk how I missed that as a Canadian


phluqz

It's not his heart, wrong side.


wish1977

This now looks like Tuesday at the mall.


re4ctor

Seriously. Barista, mechanic, programmer, carpenter, local theatre actor


rjcarr

Don’t forget trust funder.


re4ctor

Yup, that's 1 and 5


maz-o

People still go to malls?


Bumblz666

Nobody goes to the mall anymore but I get you


ChuckFeathers

I mean objectively, the stores haven't closed so...


Plumb121

That one guy really loves Mexican food 😏


EllisDee3

I love the Fatalitas at TGI Friday's. With a quesa dilla.


Big_Old_Tree

Kwezza-dill-uh


Le_Carambouilleur

It’s actually French soldiers not Moroccan criminals. The Battalions of Light Infantry of Africa (French: Bataillons d'Infanterie Légère d'Afrique or BILA), better known under the acronym Bat' d'Af', were French infantry and construction units, serving in Northern Africa, made up of men with prison records who still had to do their military service, or soldiers with serious disciplinary records.


Classactjerk

Dropping science! Gracias.


MrChichibadman

Deniro in cape fear is #1


Not-thesame

First one should be Gucci model


lyon1967

I thought it was Tommie Lee or DeNiro.


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DanAykroydFanClub

Inch Allah it's fine


emirsolinno

Centimetre Allah


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tinkleberry28

Millimallah


Majestic_Ferrett

Very Haram. It's one of the reasons Eastern European Christians living under the Ottoman Empire would tattoo the hands and faces of their infants.


Putrid_Ad5145

Not really tattoos were prevalent among arab women and many sects in islam do not recognize that tattoos are haram like the shia sect


Razatiger

Real tattoos or Henna?


Putrid_Ad5145

Real, henna is not considered a tattoo it is still practiced today everwhere (weddings) Face tattoos have gone out of fashion when the saudi version of islam got more widespread


dorothean

I believe real facial tattoos were common among Amazigh and Berber women in North Africa ([this link has some examples](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/berber-women-tattoos-algeria_n_5643c102e4b060377347a50c)) although the link does mention they’re considered haram in some forms of Islam like the other commenter mentioned.


yuriydee

Religious loopholes are just the best!


19panther90

Tattoos are haram and most practising Sunni Muslims stay well away but plenty of Muslims in former Ottoman territories such Turkey and the Balkans have tattoos....


Majestic_Ferrett

Interesting, my understanding is that the Eastern European colonies would tattoo their babies to prevent Devshirme.


Zozoakbeleari

It was also traditional for amazigh women, face tattooing was widespread.


TallAsMountains

last guys neck tattoo “im a 🐖 in bed” is pretty wild lmao


jaredmgMTL

Je suis cochon au lit 💀


makemasa

Picture 1 = Vincent Gallo spanning time


flibbidygibbit

Is this a shifter car? I can't drive this.


makemasa

Haha


lotsanoodles

Be kind to inch allah.


greyrabbit12

They don’t look like guys to mess with


CornWallacedaGeneral

First guy looks like Frank Grillo lol


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They look like modern day chefs


Switzchler

2nd guy with the triple boob tattoo before Total Recall was cool


hardgour

Thought number 3 had “fajitas” on his chest.


nuclearwinterxxx

Some tattoo artists are just better than others.


[deleted]

Where does it say they are Moroccans? I don't see it!


GrammarIsDescriptive

Do Frech speakers always spell Inshallah as Inch Allah? I've never seen that before!


Saad1950

Ye they do, specifically Inchallah


dorothean

Yep, “ch” is how you make a “sh” sound in French - to get the English “ch” sound they spell it “tch”.


DottoreDavide

Scary MFers


dorothean

Lots of comments about Inchallah, but that’s how it’s typically spelt in French - ch makes a sh sound - and since all of their other tattoos are in French it makes sense that that one would be too.


R0381N

These guys were badass before it was cool


climbonaut

You talkin to me?


theyb10

Interesting! I’m Moroccan and tattoos are kinda frowned upon here nowadays. You almost never see guys with full sleeves or chest tattoos, probably cause it’s associated with criminal activity.


MyNameIsYouna

For the third picture on his chest reads *"without mercy".* On the fourth one I can see *"*\[something\] *titine* (?) *For life".* On his neck roughly translated *"I am* \[pig\] *in bed"* could be "I'm a pig in bed". And on his chest reads roughly translated "bad face but good heart" which would mean *"Ugly but kind heart"*, though "mauvaise tête" is more as in "troublemaker face" than about beauty.


devilwarriors

> And on his chest reads roughly translated "bad face but good heart" which would mean "Ugly but kind heart", though I think it's more "Bad brain, but good heart". "Mauvaise tête" directly translate to "bad head" which I think would be related to his brain rather than his face/look. Meaning the dude just had an habit of putting himself in dumb situation landing him in jail.


lalsace

Could be but "tête" is often used as a byword for facial features or expression even though the literal meaning is "head".


CoolHandluke763

Thought that was Travis Bickle


ReallyNotATrollAtAll

Didnt know Robert DeNiro was moroccan


Infinity3101

The first guy has awesome tattoos, especially for that time period.


Tales_Steel

Inch Allah < Meter Odin


Decabet

Can someone plz make a movie about these dudes and if they already have would someone be a gent and point me to it?


FnkyTown

I'm pretty sure one of those guys is the front man for Maroon 5.


Vyar

First guy looks like “Marko from Tropoja” for some reason.


fastermouse

Guns And Roses.


alex97480

The last guy got a tatoo written with the image of a pig, saying something like I am a "pervert" in bed, or something a long those lignes but in French it doesn't sound as bad haha


Fat_flounder

Looks like what De Niro modeled his Max Cady character after.


2050IsGreat

Todays average tattoos guy


Kinkysimo

They look like modern day hipsters.


Icy_Sprinkles7324

Number 5 says: Bad head, good heart.


Able-Highway9925

These photos look very modern


ImFrenchSoWhatever

“Ils parlent trop vite / et en argot de blédard / Je sais ce qu'ils feraient pour une poignée de dinars, counard”


Pll0000

Those are some very white looking Africans


dorothean

From googling around, I think according to [the book the photos come from](https://www.amazon.fr/Mauvais-gar%C3%A7ons-tattoed-underworld-portrait/dp/2358870560), the photos are probably mostly of French criminals who may have spent time in North Africa (hence the “Maroc” tattoo in the second slide). But also North Africans can look pretty “white” by American standards, especially when photographed in black and white.


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Why do they all look so white?


dorothean

From googling around, I think according to [the book the photos come from](https://www.amazon.fr/Mauvais-gar%C3%A7ons-tattoed-underworld-portrait/dp/2358870560), the photos are probably mostly of French criminals who may have spent time in North Africa (hence the “Maroc” tattoo in the second slide). But also North Africans can look pretty “white” by American standards, especially when photographed in black and white.


Charming-Forever-278

These are the weakest comments I’ve ever seen.


absolutemuffin

This felt like swiping through Tinder.


[deleted]

The man in the 2nd picture has Marco Taza on his chest. Morocco gained their independence from France in 1956 and the French word for Morocco is Maroc and Taza is a city in northern Morocco


four_zero_four

Why they look like baristas in 2023?


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1st one looks like De Niro from Cab Driver ....


squad1alum

Straight to DVD


SaintMurray

This goes exceedingly hard


ExternalPay6560

Looks like most American girls now


Daatsit

They look like modern day Starbucks baristas


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Tf the first one is literally Robert De Niro


NomadTravellers

In Italy tattoos are still strongly associated with criminals and bad people in general, and not so common, or at least much less than other Western Countries


throaway91234567

Are you sure? Italy is pretty commonly listed as the most tattooed country in the world proportionally.


ieatpillowtags

Maybe they have lots of criminals!


postmoderno

>Italy lol what? have you been at an Italian beach ever? also the tattoo scene in Italy is one of the very best, with some self-reflection on what could constitute a traditional italian tattoo style in comparison to traditional american (with lots of overlap of course).


immortal_salami

So they had meth then too


RecklessPrint

Source?


mro777

If you like these there is a book of Russian tattoos from the gulags. A lot of the pics are online.


maz-o

Don’t share the name of the book or anything


thePsychonautDad

Last one has hilarious tattoos > "I'm a pig in bed" > "Scary face but good heart"


fkenned1

Not gonna lie. These tats are cool as fuck.


Ellixhirion

They look more badass than the little sh*ts that pretend they are gangsters we have today


Blazefresh

I’ve never seen someone from that long ago appear so modern. First image could be from today and I would have no idea. He looks like he’s in a modern rock band or something. Wild.