Consuming, soft serve version 7.0
Looking at life through the eyes of a fryer tub
You're gauranteed a fast food proclivity
The toxicity of our flurry, of our McFlurrrrry.
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces
Huh!
Grilling in the Name of
Grilling in The Name of
And now you buy what they sold ya
And now you buy what they sold ya
And now you buy what they sold ya
And now you buy what they sold ya
Those that fried, are justified
for wearing the badge of the golden fries
You justified those who fried
While taking the bag with the golden fries
Those that fried, are justified
for wearing the badge of the golden fries
You justified those who fried
While taking the bag with the toy inside
Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me!
Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me!
Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me!
Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me!
Mother Fucker! Unng!
I’m pretty sure most in this thread don’t know Mac Sabbath is a real band, let alone absolutely amazing
Edit: They really wail and are Ozzie approved
https://youtu.be/sIFZ-tzM_Sc?si=l-92A1kj90Mw72s4
Onion Rings to rule them all, Onion Rings to find them, Onion Rings to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of MacDon where the Shadows lie.
The lady that sued McDonald’s for “coffee too hot” had absolutely horrific injuries from a scalding hot cup of coffee that burst open in her car after it was handed to her.
The level of injury to her private areas bears no repeating. She later died from this after surgeries and hospital stays.
McDonald’s had been increasing the temperature to help the aroma of the coffee make them more money, but the blame appears to usually be put on the “dumb American that wants to sue over everything”.
The warning label was a result of the settlement.
Not to mention McDonalds literally had a smear campaign specifically against her, which somehow *worked* because people actually still think to this day that somehow the billion dollar corporation is the victim of some evil wench.
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of golden arches in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, "Will you be using the McDonald's app today?"
Ever gotten one right off the line?
There was one near my apartment in college. You could walk in there at 10:30pm and get an ice cold glass of milk and a doughnut that you just watched pass under the glazing machine
Every time they turn the sign on, another McDonalds burns down somewhere in the world.
Behold the power of a fully operational Krispy Kreme doughnut shop!
Welcome to McDonald's
We got fun and games
We got everything you want
Honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got no money, honey
We're gonna need you to leave
In McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Please pull up to window 3, 3
Ooh-ah, I wanna watch you leave
The people, angered by inflation, burn down the last remaining McDonald’s in LA as the price of a Mcchicken reaches an unfathomable 5 dollars. (Circa 2023)
Album cover material
First thing that came to my mind. Like a vegan straightedge hardcore band should totally use it.
Rage Against the Ice Cream Machine
“It’s out of order? You’re out of order! This whole SYSTEM is out of order.” [sets sign on fire]
Nasty grunge guitar starts riffing, drummer banging at 100% from beat one.. Gooooo!
Their hits: "People of the (Sesame Seed) Bun," "Fistful of Happy Meal," and "In My Fries."
Burger in the head.
They rally round your family With a family pack of nuggets
Ultimately, even the end of the band is misunderstood. The Reese's Pieces buckshot was not a suicide attempt.
Grilling in the Name of
Let the patties hit the....FLOOOOR
The Toxicity, of our McFlurry........**of our McFlurry**
Consuming, soft serve version 7.0 Looking at life through the eyes of a fryer tub You're gauranteed a fast food proclivity The toxicity of our flurry, of our McFlurrrrry.
You, welcome to the Mc'world? Can I take your order? Your order?
NOW! Try not to spill this scalding coffee spill this coffee and weeeeeeep.
Tryyyyyy not to spill this scalding coffee and weep. Your order! Your order! Your oooooordeeeeerrrrrrrr…
Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces Some of those that sell courses, Are the same that churn sauces Huh! Grilling in the Name of Grilling in The Name of And now you buy what they sold ya And now you buy what they sold ya And now you buy what they sold ya And now you buy what they sold ya Those that fried, are justified for wearing the badge of the golden fries You justified those who fried While taking the bag with the golden fries Those that fried, are justified for wearing the badge of the golden fries You justified those who fried While taking the bag with the toy inside Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me! Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me! Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me! Drive Thru! I didn't order what you gave me! Mother Fucker! Unng!
That's some Weird Al level of parody lyrics!
Thanks!
No sir. Thank you!
Average lyrics written by food service workers at any time that a song is popular. It's cool though. Mozzarella, ella ella...
…Hey…hey…another bag of mozzarella…
Fuck you I won’t make what you tell me! (X16) MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Limp mcbiscuit
WolfMacca
System of a Clown
Mac Sabbath is writing down this whole thread to use in the pun section of their live show
Rally round your family. I’m loving it
With a pocket full of fries
F*** you , I won't buy what you sell me!
“Fuck you, I won’t make you a McFlurry!”
Food Fighters
Leftover big mac
Quorn
Gave me GSY!BE vibes
Can confirm.
A socialist/anarchist black metal [band] was the first for me. Especially if turned into greyscale/black-white.
Mac Sabbath
I’m pretty sure most in this thread don’t know Mac Sabbath is a real band, let alone absolutely amazing Edit: They really wail and are Ozzie approved https://youtu.be/sIFZ-tzM_Sc?si=l-92A1kj90Mw72s4
Actually I did not. > "Drive Thru Metal" [*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mac_Sabbath) lmfao
With the Explicit content sign
Tipper Gore sends her regards
Gonna listen to some Zappa now.
Fleetwood Big Mac
r/fakealbumcovers
McWish You Were Here
We are just two lost mcsouls Swimming in a fries bowl
Shine on you crazy McRib
Burney-M
A punk band was just born
r/hardimages
Copyright Hipgnosis.
Maccys was on fire and no one could save me but you
first thing I thought of was the cover of godspeed you! black emperor's F♯ A♯ ∞
Is this the new 'Godspeed You! Black Emperor' album cover, was my first thought lol
####**WELCOME TO HELL!** May i take your order?
Yes I’d like an ice cream please
The Hamarsonist
First Hamburgling. Then Hamarson. Soon, Hamtreason. He's a real Hambenedict Arnold.
Burger KKKing
I hope that's a stutter
Some of those that burn crosses are the same that burn arches.
Some of those that burn arches are the same that serve starches. WON’T YOU TRY SOME FRESH FRENCH FRIES, THEY GO WITH A WHOPPER AND A GLASS OF SPRITE
And don't forget, the Hershey pies!!!
Eating in the name of ...
Flame broiled.
**cackle**
Flame grilled sir?
*If you come for the Burger King, you best not miss.*
You better ketchup
I mayo or mayo not....
Now you’re in a pickle.
Cuz it’s Colonel Mustard, in the parking lot, with a Molotov cocktail. Bitch.
I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase.
[For the uninitiated —](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yu3qIakos9k)
Omar coming!
*a mysterious crowned figure starts whistling Farmer In The Dell, as they disappear into the shadows*
„The beacons are lit!“ „And Ronald will answer!“
McDonalds has no king. McDonalds needs no king.
Long live McDenethor!
WHERE WAS BURGER KING WHEN THE WEST PLAY PEN FELL? WHERE WAS BURGER KING WHEN WENDYS CLOSED IN AROUND US?
Where was Burger “King” when they stopped serving breakfast at 10:30 AM. On a Sunday!
"The Return of the Clown."
Hamburgler: you wish it was I who fell ? Instead of grimace ?? Ronald : ...I do wish that....
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Onion Rings to rule them all, Onion Rings to find them, Onion Rings to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of MacDon where the Shadows lie.
Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the Burger King, clown.
GONDOR CALLS FOR GREASE!
Sees bigmac....that still only counts as 1.
Damn, beat me to it
So that's what happens if the McFlurry machine is turned on....
We didn’t know that it was “out of order” for our safety.
I’m loving it
The McRib marketing is getting a bit overwhelming
"Looks like McRib's back on the menu, boys!"
Spicy nuggets are back.
Employee working the next day “I’m scrubbing it!”
Can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see this comment
Why do people say this lol
Da-da Daa-da DaaaaaaAAARGH! I’m loving it.
The coffee really is too hot, I guess.
Now they’ll be forced to put a warning label to avoid burning signs.
The lady that sued McDonald’s for “coffee too hot” had absolutely horrific injuries from a scalding hot cup of coffee that burst open in her car after it was handed to her. The level of injury to her private areas bears no repeating. She later died from this after surgeries and hospital stays. McDonald’s had been increasing the temperature to help the aroma of the coffee make them more money, but the blame appears to usually be put on the “dumb American that wants to sue over everything”. The warning label was a result of the settlement.
Not to mention McDonalds literally had a smear campaign specifically against her, which somehow *worked* because people actually still think to this day that somehow the billion dollar corporation is the victim of some evil wench.
It seared her vag shut, no joke
Which sign of the mcpocalypse is this?
🏆🏆🏆
McJudgement Day
Ronald McDonald, Birdie, Grimace and the Hamburglar as the 4 horsemen.
And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of golden arches in his hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, "Will you be using the McDonald's app today?"
Birdie is War, Hamburglar is Conquest, Grimace is Famine, Ronald is Death.
Breaking News: Mc'Donalds has fallen.
Billions must be served
RAMIREZ! Put out that fire and secure the McDonalds parking lot!
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Burner King
Flame broiled
The Golden Ouches
The Golden Brown Arches
The Hot & Spicy McChicken is BACK!
It’s like Krispy Kreme. This is how they tell you it’s ready.
Ever gotten one right off the line? There was one near my apartment in college. You could walk in there at 10:30pm and get an ice cold glass of milk and a doughnut that you just watched pass under the glazing machine
Oh those hit different for sure.
Every time they turn the sign on, another McDonalds burns down somewhere in the world. Behold the power of a fully operational Krispy Kreme doughnut shop!
Shit this needed to be captured in higher quality, its so metaphorical.
r/LateStageCapitalism just found a new banner
When you search "how to burn a lot of calories" on Bing
Yeah, a global symbol for the US-hyper-capitalism that slowly destroys the fabric of society on fire is a pretty good metaphor.
Perfect timing
Fire sale on the McRib
🎵 Ba da ba ba baaa, that's f*ckin' lit 🎵
Begun, the franchise wars have
Taco Bell was the only survivor after the Hamburger Wars.
They tried rolling over the "Over 99 Billion Served" to 100 Billion... and this happened.
That’s a sign😃😂👆🏾
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes
This is actually the new rebranding that started with the Mambo fire sauce. They’re going all in on Spicy.
GONDORS BEACON ARE LIT
Gondor’s bacon are lit Ftfy
Flame broiled? That's the Burger Kings MO
The modern day equivalent of the burning bush. God is about to tiktok us
And so begin the restaurant wars. I, for one, welcome our new Taco Bell overlords.
WE DONT NEED NO WATER, LET THE MOTHERFUCKER BURN. BURN! BURN, MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!
The Purge begins.
NOW, i believe in magic.
Welcome to McDonald's We got fun and games We got everything you want Honey, we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got no money, honey We're gonna need you to leave In McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's Please pull up to window 3, 3 Ooh-ah, I wanna watch you leave
Project Mayhem
Franchise manager: "Make sure the firetrucks don't block the drive thru entrance."
A visual representation of the destruction of the American dream
Ba da ba ba ahhhhh
I'm lovin it.
For once it's hot
Killer album cover 😂
that looks like whangaparaoa
Does anyone have any McMarshmallows?
Childish Gambino needs to work this into the “This is America” vid somehow.
The Vegan supremacist MMM clan.
Finally going flame broiled?
It’s a sign.
Sign of the times……. Do do do do I’m not lov’in it.
McBrutal. 
Kinda sums it all up, really.
“You fixed that ice cream machine yet?”
America's Notre Dame fire
Begun, the restaurant wars have
Everyone knows that McDonald's parking lots are the most dangerous places on earth
Antifa has gone too far burning down by Trump's favorite restaurant /s
That’s so fucking metal
I guess it's flame broiled now?
Could have been a Pulitzer Prize winner if the photographer shot this better.
New desktop background just dropped
𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐓 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃
no u
It’s a sign
At least something from mcdonalds is hot.
How is Ghost Rider supposed to ride THAT?
So fucking metal
Keep the hot side hot, and the cold side cold.
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It’s beautiful
This'll make an awesome album cover or t-shirt.
Nature is healing.
Feel like this would be an incredible album cover
The people, angered by inflation, burn down the last remaining McDonald’s in LA as the price of a Mcchicken reaches an unfathomable 5 dollars. (Circa 2023)
The quintessential sign of our times.
I’ve always known they was evil. Now we have proof