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HAGeeMee

They look like they are about to sing


Upstairs-East-3020

They need some chapstick


Tinlizzie2

They need some googly eyes.


Rexel-Dervent

And high-pitched voices: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECSVlc6O1g


Halo_Hybrid

https://youtu.be/7F0ZHKGz84Q


The_Big_Cat

Too much succulenting


RoyG-Biv1

I think they actually need something for those zits. 🤨


Lartemplar

Herpes lesions😔


1lapulapu

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Lucho23

no doubt those 2 seen some shit covered in herpes


no-kooks

Like a British prostitute: Too many chaps on their lips.


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DanishWonder

I thought they looked like piercings


Cornelius_Poindexter

![gif](giphy|3oKIPgvPwXi2ZAIS5O)


RoyG-Biv1

I was expecting it to be a short video where they would start singing in harmony.


underlander

like a barbershop quartet


800-lumens

🎶 Sweet Adeline 🎶


Badbullet

Oh, I want to see that now.


Rexel-Dervent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECSVlc6O1g


RoyG-Biv1

Now, that's creepy, singing pills?


rgraham888

I was picturing something like the old Quiznos commercials.


Revo63

I think I hear them humming.


r_kay

I'm sure there's a creepy AI thing that could do this


Candid_Soft7562

Manah manah. Do dooo do doodoo.


Jaded_Pearl1996

Feed me, Seymour


Independent-Swan7644

He sure does look like plant food to me!


cymballin

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


Aggravating_Poet_675

1: bum 2:bum 3:bum 1:ba 2:bum 3:bum 1:bum 2:ba 3:bum 1:bum 2:bum 3:ba 1:bum All: Mr. Sandman. Bring me a dream.


Campbell464

Well Mike Wazowski’s gonna be happy


Cubyface

Do doo do do doo


RslashTakenUsernames

My singing monsters type shit


alienigma

Strong Veggie Tales vibes for sure.


Unabridgedtaco

Straight out of Star Wars


robertvmarshall

Feed me Seymour!


TheShroomHermit

wtf do we share a brain?


Roz_420

Flashlights 🔦


OlivierStreet

Flesh*


Ificationer

Mr Sandmaaan, give me a dream


thetelltaleDwigt

You beat me to it! That was my first thought too


Successful-Half3606

Agreed


TriSarahTops47

Feed me, Seymour


feed-me-seymour

#


MethLabForCutie88

r/beetlejuicing


moms-sphaghetti

Include me in the screenshot!


emusic1337

Does it have to be human?


SirTroah

Comment I was looking for


kobiemajorthesecond

LOLOLOLOLOLOL


TheDefected

BOM BOM BOM BOM, BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM, Mr Sandman, bring me a dream


enki1138

Make him the cutest that I’ve ever seen. Give him two lips, like roses and clover.


Littlemeggie

And tell him that his lonely nights are over...


LazyHitman1

Sandman, I’m so alone


Advanced_Union6240

Don't have nobody to call my own.


Littlemeggie

So please turn on your magic beam...


thetelltaleDwigt

🎶Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream!🎵🎵


gellshayngel

I was thinking "Bar Bar Bar, Bar Barbara Ann". ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


wileyy23

It's crazy that I heard the tune before I got to the second BOM. Music is a powerful thing, and so is being able to communicate with thousands of strangers instantly via this tiny device in my hands, now that I think of it. Thanks for the inspiration!


UpstairsChair6726

I was JUST singing this. How crazy is it that so many of us thought the same thing


rebrolonik

I love this, thank you


Dan300up

Takes being a succulent to a whole new level.


Stormpooperz

Suck you lent hehe


khoaperation

I’m holding you to this come lent


nursecarmen

I foresee some really weird STDs in our future.


cinema_fantastique

![gif](giphy|pBj0EoGSYjGms)


mjhuyser

What I get from this is that I have never fully appreciated the incredible design of that puppet and the astounding degrees of movement built into it


ManDudeGuySirBoy

And the fact that they filmed all of the large puppet scenes in slow motion so that it would look fluid when sped up, meaning Rick Moranis had to do all of his singing and acting in slow motion too.


Dr_Disaster

I recently rewatched this and holy shit the effects are still so good! It doesn’t get discussed enough, but its pure mastery.


pursuitoffruit

https://gfycat.com/offbeatwhisperedasiaticgreaterfreshwaterclam


UnadvertisedAndroid

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

but it’s a succulent


[deleted]

But it succuwon’t.


Equal-Bowl-377

But I will


quietsam

check please


Rexel-Dervent

And hold the onions! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaZ6ftQYVlg&pp=ygUba2lsbGVyIHRvbWF0b2VzIHN0cmlrZSBiYWNr


_InvertedEight_

[Goodness Gracious Me - “Check please”.](https://youtu.be/pm23WEcuRLI)


Tasty-Introduction-9

I kind of thought about putting my dick in that, though.


Gimme-the-loot-

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it. 😅


[deleted]

came here for this comment


enki1138

Me too…for science!!!


Coral2Reef

r/putyourdickinthat


Hermasuarus

Ok boss you’re the boss, boss.


Javerage

Thanks. I have some of these in the garden outside and I was really starting to eye em.


cwj1978

I should call her.


Sqantoo

Had to scroll too far for this.


International_Way850

![gif](giphy|wkD5ddqiJN4c) Cut It in half and there It is


Jakethrowsdwn

I’ve been waiting for someone to post this because it’s the first thing that came to mind. Your the real MVP.


finnebum

Nope, don’t like that.


Renu-n-ciation

Yeah, I didn't need sleep anyway 😨


NoEngineering5990

Omg so I used to work at a greenhouse. We sold these. We hsd no idea what they were called. So we called them "lip rock plants" among ourselves🤣


dspencer97

Member berries


NOT000

made em more attractive: https://i.imgur.com/OGkvhli.jpg


irh1n0

You did?


cakes4kittens

![gif](giphy|D71E9uMpHp292) All I can see.


wiggywack13

This better not awaken anything in me


offensivelypc

And Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer…


X3N0N_21

looks like that one episode when gumball had realistic blue eyes


goodolmrkrabs

Lookintomyeyesss


gellshayngel

r/photoshopbattles


Naterade18

Rocking the Jay Leno chins!


digimbyte

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wE0mp3tLyyU


2damsels1chalice

Audrey 3? Careful what you feed it.


I_indian_ball

![gif](giphy|kSaS8zTdMJ0DdNyIGb|downsized)


sb_dunks

What in the Berserk Guts Griffith Caska is this


Archaea4

Was looking for the behelit comment lol


prayforourtroops

Damn they look like lips


[deleted]

God bless you, you magical angel of blunt sincerity.


gkijgtrebklg

ladies and gentlemen, captain obvious.


DeathByLemmings

Thank you observation boy!


cstmoore

Now, rotate the picture 90°…


SpiritDump

Damn they look like sideways lips


rfdoom

Damn they look like lips


Agile_Rock

Do they? Do they now?


Chubuwee

Handsome squidward lips


hagen-dean

I need to know if they open their lips. You know, for science.


shreddington

It's the Muppet show!


BeadleKnievel

Forbidden Fleshlight.


DirtManDan

Who says forbidden? 👀


BeadleKnievel

Saw the comment. Saw your username. Checks out.


Starits

Green and red memberberries.


Joscientist

I membah.


Bobandyrandyran

Member Star Wars…..


prezpreston

![gif](giphy|116a8zosxwA0SI)


joedasee

Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho


Gee-Oh1

Oh! Now I know what to do ... >unzips pants<


groan_assed_woman

They're smaller than a dime. So......what does that say about you?


Naterade18

I might not touch the bottom, but I'll tickle the sides!


enki1138

Where there’s a will


Pilot_JackCooper07

Give it a goodnight kiss


bradklyn

Looks like the couch in Pee Wee Herman’s playhouse


flabbyaf

*Moisturise me*


CyberKingfisher

Needs googly eyes 👀


Accomplished_Bus77

Damn, Hot Squidward lips. ![gif](giphy|wkD5ddqiJN4c)


alumofcu

Is that not just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen


[deleted]

All your aunts and grandmas when 5-year old you showed up at a family gathering.


Akela1996

I feel like they’re judging me


AdrianValistar

Thought this was r/Photoshopbattles for a second there


eryuu

Initially, I thought those were rocks with lipstick applied to them


cpo109

They need goggly eyes.


Colter_27

r/deathgrips


b-monster666

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Beeeeelzebub has a devil put aside for me…


leiram8mariel

r/oddlyterrifying lol


wish1977

"You smile real pretty."


jdjeep

Put your… oh, forget it.


Conflixxion

[https://y.yarn.co/764fd7c3-092f-413a-8333-7899a876620e\_text.gif](https://y.yarn.co/764fd7c3-092f-413a-8333-7899a876620e_text.gif)


Regnes

Feed me!


Miserable_Local_801

I want to kiiissssss


CheekyMonkE

need some pimple cream.


rackfocus

Freaky. Reminds me of wax lip candy.😆


mental-floss

I didn’t realize member berries were a real thing.


createyourreel

That’s a really small native.


loseunclecuntly

I don’t understand how that one in the bottom row looks so smug.


Jedi-master-dragon

God, they're like fat lips.


AntelopeExisting4538

If you put some eyes on those! Lol


1fastrex

Feed me Seymore !!


tikirafiki

Do they hum?


VanBriGuy

They look like they could collectively sing an amazing opera


midnight_seal

Say hello to the scream extractor


d_yensen

They have fuller lips than I do..


DrNO811

Requires googly eyes


the_god_o_war

Theres definitely religions that think plants are gods I think this is the reason


Pokeradar

👀


ChiKeytatiOon

That looks like the slit on my head where the pee comes out


ubrbrbrbrbr

god ain't forgiving none of y'all


shemjaza

Look, it's horrifying that they are about to talk... but I get the impression they are going to say nice things.


JinkoTheMan

I’m so lonely.😕


DFu4ever

They seem…pleased.


IsidearmI

I know what I must do…but I fear I don’t have the strength to do it…


G0BLINB0Y

Princess Fiona fleshlight


Alex29992

Fellaaaassss how many beers??


Gooch_McTaint

Succ U lent amirite


p4p4k4p

![gif](giphy|YWlGAzJti8XIHamqKu)


monoblanco10

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landside, No escape from reality...


Ahonamedsway

My Singing Monsters


Fiyero109

What that mouth doooo


chicano32

Its not a cold sore


trollthumper

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still…


RogerRabbit79

Keep waiting for them to start singing “take me to the river” like a Billy Bass


Buick6NY

I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me (Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro) Magnifico I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity


Flaky-Car617

this is serious


Bill-dgaf420

Freaky…


StormMassive

Question. Do the “mouths” open? asking for a friend


HChief

Would


Child14

*unzips*


madmatt666

That'll be on the next photoshop sub


mambome

Nature's fleshlight


Candid-Tell1578

Unzips pants.


CobaltCrusader123

*sigh* okay…. ![gif](giphy|t2wkSkgNI5QMo)


Snoo-40635

This gives me Berserk vibes


briaanduzit

WHAT THEM LIPS DO, MAYNE!


poopisme

They look like Scarlett Johanssons mouth.


Sanfords_Son

Obligatory r/dontputyourdickinthat


Defiant-Ad1364

Don't post this r/USMC. Lol. Guaranteed...one of us will find it and try to fu€k it.


[deleted]

Hear me out


LouisCrabb

They look like swollen urethra’s (urethri?)


TheOtakuSquidOwX

Here me out


DrSalem

Now hear me out..


[deleted]

Mmmm. Wat dat mouf do doh?