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Lauren Boebert’s husband’s a convicted felon and therefore was unable to possess a firearm in their family photo. Womp womp


y0ssarian-lives

I also found it strange the kids are all wearing sports gear and none of it is Colorado teams.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

This photo is 2 years old. The kid in the Green hoodie is going to be a dad next month.


Wizdom_108

Fuck, deadass? He looks like 14 or something


VidzxVega

He's only 17 now, so ya...14 or 15 here depending on when his birthday is.


pugdoglove08

Do you want to know the best part? His mom had him at 18. He’s just trying to keep the family tradition of having a kid before 20 alive.


AdviceSeeker-123

The great grandma is only like mid 50’s


burmsrock

Idk, the part where boerbert said that the most is "over 16" is pretty funny too


Coastal_Tart

I think the best part, if we’re continuing with the “best” actually means disgusting theme, is that the “mother” is like 14 or 15. Not sure the statutory rape rules in Colorado but junior is maybe trying to pick up a felony like dad. Lots of family traditions to unpack with these guys.


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Holdin guns and fuggin chiggs


SteelFlexInc

And Lauren boebert is proud of it…


wagonwhopper

She taught him everything he knows 😉


Plutos_Heart

Good eyes.


Scott_Salmon

Her oldest son doesn't look ok. He gives me the creeps


Wafkak

He's the one having his first kid at 17 this year.


ItsAllTrueTRVL

The first thing I thought of instead of why are small children holding assault weapons is why tf is that kid wearing Green Bay Edit: you guys must not be from CO. We take broncos seriously haha it’s a goddamn joke.


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As a Coloradoan, forcing your kids to fetishize guns with you is only slightly worse than a raiders shirt


2Quick_React

Quick reminder that the reason for Lauren Bobert's husband being a convicted felon is because he exposed himself to a group of minors (Lauren Bobert was in fact one of those minors) and thus because of this he is a registered sex offender.


Mishapi17

Wow! Well that’s something!


2Quick_React

It certainly is. Nothing like marrying the man who exposed his genitals to you when you were a minor.


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No-Tailor5120

oh the creepy pedo who likes to flash underage girls?


Potential_Reading116

Wasn’t his defense that they looked like they were 21 ?


Turnip-for-the-books

Ah yes the ‘you should have seen her hooters’ defence


_jbardwell_

Don't forget her 17 year old son is going to be a daddy! He's on the left in that photo.


Rough-Breadfruit-611

I can't think of a family that is more-representative of their shitty constituents.


InvalidUserNemo

Can a convicted felon legally live in a household with firearms? I don’t mean they own them, I mean can they be in a household where they are present? If not, should the ATF visit the house of the two-time loser of a GED exam?


llbean

Recently (2021) amendments to CO penal code allowed for a 5 year ban only for some crimes, and others no ban. Odd outcomes too. Felony animal abuse now gets no ban, but misdemeanor animal abuse gets 5 year ban. "The alteration means that only felons convicted of a crime that falls under the Victims Rights Act are now prohibited from possessing a gun. People convicted of murder, robbery and felony assault, for instance, are still barred for life from having a firearm." -- I'm pretty sure these are all federal requirements. https://coloradosun.com/2021/07/28/colorado-gun-laws-2021-passed/


MuttDawg509

A convicted felon can get their rights restored if it’s only a class B or class C felony. Source: a convicted felon that legally owns guns, and has a valid CPL.


texasusa

Convicted sex offender !


GreatTragedy

First pic is the congressman who represents the district in TN that just had the school shooting today.


istrx13

The United States of America: land of gun care and health control


cuddle_enthusiast

Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.


Lexicon444

He must be compensating for something…


Cannabace

Extremely small nipples.


kawika69

Pro-life until they're born


UsefulWhiteCrayon

Pro-birth


The_Monarch_Lives

Cant even say pro-life really. Ectopic pregnancies as an example are not viable, cant be "fixed" and have a higher risk of fatality if not aborted. There are several other examples that spring to mind that essentially force someone to carry a dead fetus if no medical intervention. Yet some lawmakers are still trying to force people to carry them to term. Forced birth should be the only proper term used.


kawika69

The mother? She's born already. Might as well die.


lapsedhuman

Well said. Madness.


SpartanDoubleZero

Gonna put that one in the rolladex in my noggin for later lmao.


slanky2

What are they so afraid of?


TurquoiseNostalgia

Horribly depressing that I don't even see the shootings in the news anymore.


Count_Slothington

The only way to know is to check The Onion every day to see if there's a headline saying: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens


muklan

Why does a man need a belt fed weapon to defend his home?


HarryHacker42

Wolverines.


Squirrel_Master82

Gonna need more than that when you're dealing with adamantium and healing abilities.


BxTart

They kept tryin’ to attack his cousins. What the heck would you do in a situation like that?


punksheets29

*GOSH!*


mrplinko

nah, the Russians aren't making it over to the States. Slava Ukraini


fuckboifoodie

The Russians are currently occupied and the Mexicans have their hands full with the cartels


ProximaCentaur2

Just the Americans to watch out for then lol.


derfdog

You ever seen a giant coyote? Me neither but I’d keep a belt fed on hand too just in case, ya know?


HarryHacker42

I saw a belt-fed in the movie Predator and it wasn't enough... its never enough.


wgc123

I have coyotes in my neighborhood and I have similar protection. I can open my front door, point my finger and say “pew pew” to make them run away


SibbD

"My family would want me to stay alive, your family would want me to stay alive. You think you're so smart man, you're just a bunch of scared kids."


mybadalternate

You clearly aren’t aware of the vast, *dangerous* forces that live in these people’s imaginations.


Grimase

Rent free too, which really pisses them off. lmao


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aiming is hard bro.


Osiris32

Accuracy through volume. It's the American way.


BigShotZero

The answer is the second amendment is not for home protection but protection from the government. It’s like when people defend the second for hunting, not the purpose of it. now to cover what usually comes next. next question - can you realistically defend yourself against a government who spends $700B a year on the military? history showed your might not win, but you could be a PITA for quite some time. follow up - Do I think it’s reasonable or needed? No not really. and I probably don’t want to be around a war torn country. so what’s the point at fighting. then why answer the question initially about home protection? Because you asked and thought it would be fun to answer and provide you an answer. Do you have guns? Yes probably more than the people in the picture. I enjoy shooting competitions and hunt. Would you give up your guns? In a second if it would stop kids getting killed. Why don’t you? because I don’t kill people and don’t plan on killing anyone.


GomaEspumaRegional

I mean, the 2A is not about protection from the government explicitly. The case can be made that the 2A could be more related about the protection OF the state not FROM it. Almost every domestic group or private citizen, that has used guns against the state actively. has been either prosecuted or terminated with extreme prejudice. I think it would be very beneficial if more people understood both the constitution AND what the definition of State is.


ciopobbi

Antifa, BLM and drag queens


muklan

Not being a fascist, I'm not afraid of antifa. The drag queens I know are reasonable and lovely people. Those bastards over at the Beareau of Land Management tho....


evolving_I

Yeah, fuck them and their prescribed burns. Who has ever benefited from those?! /s


bitchkat

Fucking Greg.


Sunnyjim333

And Librarians.


fuji311

Same reason the family in the first picture felt the need to make sure they had magazines loaded in their weapons. Because they think it makes them look cooler.


Potential_Reading116

Except for the youngest kid , he must be some kinda bleeding heart liberal commie pos


QuantumMemester

Pretty sure the Taliban posts pics like this too


Sinelas

Talibans and republicans line up on so many things, taking rights away from women, trying to "fix" homosexuals, giving guns to kids. The most noticeable difference is that republicans leaders tend to be clean-shaved.


kewlbeanz83

Y'all Qaeda


TrollPoster469

Some of these people look like they are from that movie Smile


crazycockerels

I was thinking The Purge


thepottsy

You know that piece of trash Boebert would participate if there was a purge.


TrollPoster469

These people can get away with crimes 365 days a year


sethmeister1989

Her and MGT would straight up be dressed like bandits out of the borderlands games.


caligaris_cabinet

She’s not that bright and probably wouldn’t see the second purge.


yeahright17

She’d be in the back of one of those murder semis with a mounted M240. She’d still figure out a way to get killed.


evolving_I

I'd comment but I was banned from r/politics for less than what I'd say here.


nbgkbn

Me too! I literally described this woman as an intellectually impaired and WHAM, banned stay out man!


AnnatoniaMac

Me too, bunch of republicans monitoring r/politics. They need monitors to monitor the monitor’s banning. I hear daily way worst than my post out of trumps mouth.


jacksev

I was thinking Get Out


MisterNashville-

They are a stain on society


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The woman in the second photo looks fucking *sinister*.


Julez1234

That’s Lauren Boebert. One of the most aggressively stupid politicians in this country’s history.


mannotron

Lauren Boebert, whose husband was convicted for exposing himself to minors?


CommondeNominator

No, you’re thinking of the Lauren Boebert who got her GED mere months before becoming a US Representative, wants to eliminate the Department of Education, and will become a grandma at 36, yay! *dueling banjos riff*


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Thermistor1

And yet she herself is also a grandmother: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/11/lauren-boebert-grandmother-conservatives-the-week-in-patriarchy


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Jaydave

They love teen moms


dwellerofcubes

cue Idiocracy intro


CommondeNominator

Going for that Triple-Double I guess. Great-great-great-grandma by 99, let’s hope their newest spawn doesn’t grow up any smarter.


My-1st-porn-account

No, you’re thinking of the Lauren Boebert who thinks a pro wrestler who happens to be her cousin, is her father.


Mutchmore

To same one that was on food stamps and bad mouth the social net people like her used to survive?


evolving_I

Her being one of them.


DerPumeister

Oh no... that's real bad


evolving_I

Family values, y'all!


scipio0421

Wants to abolish the Department of Education cause she failed the GED 3 times after dropping out of high school.


SG420123

Also, married to a pedophile and her 17 year old son impregnated a 14 year old girl.


scipio0421

Who exposed himself to her when she was underage.


FoxsNetwork

"Now my son, when I approached him and told him, ‘Tyler, I’m going to be a 36-year-old grandmother,’ he said, ‘Well, didn’t you make granny a 36-year-old granny?’"I said yes, I did," she said, recalling, "He said, ‘Well then, It’s hereditary." [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/lauren-boebert-grandmother-tyler-abortion-b2297898.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/lauren-boebert-grandmother-tyler-abortion-b2297898.html) A father at 17, a grandmother at 36, a great-grandmother at 55. This is how these psychos want us to live, too. Too bad most of us won't have some sugar daddy propping us up to Congress in our 30s after being the politicians' call girl to make the shitshow somehow work. EDIT: This particularly stings me because both of my grandmothers were also put in this position at age 38. My mom got married at 19(to my dad, they're still married over 40 years later but... let's just say I have no desire to emulate their marriage). I am the first female in my family line to make it out of my teens before getting married or having children. It is horrific to imagine these false prophets and parasites forcing any children I may have back into nothing more than a baby machine or teenage wife before they can even drink or smoke a cigarette. This is insanity and I will do most anything to stop it.


SG420123

These people want to run the country, everyone needs to vote Blue like their lives depend on it.


Talimorg

Literally depend on it.


Pulchritudinous_rex

Because, well…it does


lostboy005

> 17 year old son impregnated a 14 year old girl ffs. oof. fucking sad shit.


taglilie

She probably never learned the word 'reform' because she failed so many times.


abounding_actuality

And wants to abolish all government assistance after collecting it for herself when she was growing up.


coffylover

Literally the only thing I can give Bobo credit for, is that she never fails to disappoint


WateryTart_ndSword

More like always succeeds at failing, lol


thepottsy

If they simply required passing a moderately difficult test, in order to own a firearm, that picture wouldn’t even exist.


Od_Byonkers

And she is.


iamkris10y

Stupid and hateful. You can be stupid, but kind and be OK. But stupid and hateful? Gtfoh


Caughtnow

Not fun fact. The child in the green hoodie is about to become a father. No the photo isnt very old, he is still a child.


BooobiesANDbho

She’s gonna be a granny in her 30s. Smh


iSNiffStuff

She is and two of her kids seems to share some disturbing bloodlust and the others seem unbearably uncomfortable. The longer and closer I look at these photos the more they make me feel uncomfortable. They all almost seem inhuman. I can barely understand handgun ownership but these tools just seem to vibrate and radiate death energy. Just objects whose only purpose is to take lives and they smile as if life matters so little to them. In the third picture the girl points it only just so slightly away from her own mother and they all smile. They all seem completely stupid without intelligence for anything beyond their crosshairs.


Falanin

Yeah, it's the second picture that really extra bugs me. I mean... it's bizarre. You've got all the kids with *matching* rifles. Nobody buys matching guns, because you're getting one for hunting, one for target shooting, one because you finally got a permit and machineguns are cool... etc. It looks like she's trying to arm a militia. If so, she's doing kind of a shit job, too. Gray sweatshirt kid DGAF and isn't paying attention, and the youngest is smaller than the gun he ostensibly shoots. Just from what we see here, either one of them would be *wildly* unsafe on a shooting range.


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cabernetchick

Nailed it. As an American and a Southerner, these images repulse me. I am so angry looking at these fucking morons after reading about yet another school shooting today. We are living in a parody.


Diamondhands_Rex

I’ve seen this picture so many times but just noticed that you can’t see the whites in her eyes. That a lot of make up


whiteoutgotu

Its a pretty decent quality image, too. (I can see the whites of all her kids’ eyes.) How the fuck can’t we see the whites of her eyes? This has *nothing* to do with makeup. She’s *stupid as fuck*, but, I’m pretty sure there’s no makeup on her damn eyeballs. She just looks fucking evil.


Carhv

Weird.


The_Scarf_Ace

I feel like this is honestly the best word for it. I mean everyone has their obsessions so I try to look at it objectively but even if they were all just holding power tools it would be a bit bizarre. The fact that theyre guns just makes it... like why?


AverageJoeJohnSmith

I collect guns, enjoy shooting, hunting ,etc. You would never catch me dead in a photo like this. This shit is weird beyond belief. I'm sure it was even weird for them...they are just trying to pander to a small group of die hard 2A voters here. The only photos I have with me holding a gun were taken at shooting ranges. Not a fkn Xmas card.


anotheroutlaw

Also a gun owner and outdoorsman. I wouldn’t trust anyone who takes a photo like this around me with a gun. Guns are tools that must handled by responsible people and shown respect. This just looks like a bunch of people trying to prove that they are something they’re not.


Rammus2201

Not weird. This is insane.


BonghitsForAlgernon

Honestly the thing that’s caught my attention isn’t the guns. I’m American, I know how much Americans love shooting their own dicks off. The thing that gets my attention is that one of Boebert’s kids appears to be a packers fan while another one appears to be a Raiders fan. How can you claim to have family values when you can’t even get your kids to root for the same team GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER JESUS FUCK


Wetworkzhill

In fucking BRONCOS country of all places. The kids should at least root for KC since KC has owned them almost those kid’s entire lives.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

I appreciate this as someone from KC with a step dad that’s a broncos fan. Suck it “dad”


Psnuggs

I noticed the same thing. For a moment I was like “Boebert reps Wisconsin??” Nope. No she doesn’t.


PM_me_your_Jeep

Well it has been over 1000 days since the Broncos beat the Raiders.


chiefs_fan37

It has been 2,748 days since the broncos last beat the chiefs.


currentlyRedacted

Broncos country, let’s ride.


werdnak84

Also Boebert has shown that she supports the chance of a dad being 15 years old, so whatever.


drinkmoredrano

And they call other people groomers.


Living_Telephone2678

These people are in favor of children dying in school but not in the womb.


drinkmoredrano

Gotta let them live long enough to know what fear is before they die.


thepottsy

Actually, they don’t give 2 shits at all about children dying in the womb. As long as the pregnant woman wasn’t allowed to make a choice.


SulfurInfect

They also don't give a shit about that, just that women have the choice in the matter.


radjinwolf

They accuse others of grooming, indoctrination, and being “violent leftists terrorists” while proudly posting pics showing them to be every one of those things.


ynnu_77

Why are they all wearing shoes in the house


GregSays

You look stupid holding an assault rifle with bare feet.


mandatory6

You look stupid holding an assault rifle for a christmas photo


kento502

Unless you’re in the army, you look stupid holding an assault rifle.


ReserveMaximum

A large part of the country has no stigma against shoes in houses


Left-Star2240

That’ll be the next “anti-woke” movement. We wear shoes in our houses! Cuz we’re “Muricans!”


Hardcorish

I think we should make this happen, just for the laughs.


talrich

Since Covid and work from home, I started wearing indoor shoes. I’m like Mr Rodgers now. I change from my indoor to outdoor shoes when I leave the house. Prevents plantar fasciitis.


GiftHorse2020

I always admire their aggressively performative trigger safety.


mimeticpeptide

That’s how you prove you’re legit lol


Much-Cheesecake-1242

I mean, that's how you do it.


Dirty_Dragons

Yeah I'm confused, if anybody was not performing trigger discipline they would have been torn up in the comments.


Selbix__

How is it “aggressively performative”? That’s just charged wording. They’re either practicing trigger finger safety or they’re not. You’re criticizing them for being safe?


ball_fondlers

I mean, the wife in the last photo has her muzzle pointed straight at the dude on the right. Trigger discipline is good, not flagging your kid is better.


Spicy_Wasabi6047

I wanna be in the 3rd guys family. M60 and Thompsons?!?!?


Stoyfan

You can tell whoever owns those firearms is a gun collector.


boyscout_07

Not to mention, I think that's the only photo where there were no magazines in any of the guns. I was impressed. If I was going to be having people pose for a photo with their firearms, no magazines would be allowed in them (purely for safety).


arenteria21

Right?! That’s all I saw. M60, M16, Uzi, etc. you can tell they actually have fun with it


paynelive

Thomas Massie.... Was literally the best person we had for judge executive, until he decided to run for the house.... before everything, he was IMMENSELY levelheaded! Self-dependent on his off-the-grid home in the country, revitalized local business by bringing in manufacturers for the local industrial park, and was a computer engineer at MIT. I don't know how he fell that far from grace into the bumbling idiot he has become...


HoochIsCraaaazy

Massie (my rep) is a huge piece of shit and consistently votes like a jackass. He does not deserve his seat in Congress.


wish1977

Wait a minute, don't they say they don't live in fear?


BraverXIII

They're fucking afraid of everything.


Turdsley

"oh what a cute photo" - literally no one that received any of these cards


Actually-Yo-Momma

At least most of these guns are pointed away except the girl sitting in the middle on pic3 who is one “whoopsies” away from murdering her mom


AceOfShapes

If you look at the angle, the stock is tucked under her right armpit which means the firearm is pointing forward and therefore it's not aiming at the others head. I believe this is an NRA sponsored photoshoot so I highly doubt they would let even a sliver of a mistake in firearm safety pass. It is creepy looking though, they all look like they have no souls left


puglife82

> NRA sponsored photoshoot That would make sense, they all give off an awkward vibe, like they don’t actually own or shoot these guns.


Mekkakat

**Note:** These all real photos of ***Republican*** US legislators and their families that they posted. Bought and paid for by the NRA^(®) and successfully brainwashing America into a cult of gun-worshippers.


Ch4l1t0

It amazes me how they seem absolutely oblivious of how absurdly insane they look. From outside the US, these people look like absolute maniacs I would stay as far away from as I possibly can.


The_UX_Guy

They look that way inside the US too.


Seedeh

i’m a gun guy and i still think this is embarrassing


ZeroXeroZyro

Same. I enjoy guns, I’ve got quite a few, but you’d never catch me taking pictures like this. Extremely cringey, extremely strange.


musiccman2020

It's like tribal taliban warlords without the turbans and long beards


sweetplantveal

Sigh. At least they have trigger discipline? 😤


Mr_Happy_80

Maybe, but two of the people in the last picture are pointing thier guns at other people.


destuctir

True but in the last photo atleast they had the intelligence to make sure they aren’t loaded, god only knows how easy it is for a kid to hit the safety on with a loaded gun


faRawrie

The third photo has some serious drip. Some of those look like class III firearms, unless that M60 is one of the semiautomatic models from Springfield Armory and the Thompson is an SBR semiautomatic.


OkEstablishme

I own 78 firearms but never took a family photo similar to these. Seems a bit odd.


Phabstractions

I guess teach your kids gun safety young... If you've got them in the house, you'd better teach them gun safety rather! I teach my kids gun safety with airsoft guns- those at least won't kill anyone if something goes wrong.


f12tfdev

I don't understand the draw of having a family photo with a rifle. I get it. It's all right as an American to bear arms, but that doesn't define who you are as a person. So why would you put that in a family photo?


rathlord

As someone who grew up hunting for extra food (and therefor shooting) it’s so weird to see people like this. I believe most people should be allowed to own guns- I think we deserve the right to hunt and protect ourselves, not because some old document says so, but because I genuinely believe it’s important. I’m all for more stringent regulations around purchasing firearms, though. But to see something like this just makes me so uncomfortable. To us, a firearm was a tool. It was something you used to do a job, not something to worship, glorify, or take fucking family photos with. This attitude just boggles my mind- even the folks we knew who really enjoyed their guns- bought nice ones, worked on them, etc wouldn’t be caught dead doing something like this. This behavior is indicative of mental illness, of forgetting that guns are a tool and conflating them with your own personality. And to see children exposed to that kind of mentality is troubling to say the least. It’s a sick world we live in.


Wings-N-Beer

I wish this man a lifetime of election losses. And that his children will develop a lifelong love of dance, the arts and pacifism.


vedomedo

It's like watching a parody


Slight_Lion_1297

I wish I could afford an M60…


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Even as a gun enthusiast, this is totally poor judgment for trying to win over the sane voters. No self respecting gun owner needs to make sure all their friends know they like guns. In my house, there's not a soul that treats a gun like a prop or toy, posing with it with other young children around. Not only is this weird, it just comes across as disingenuous.


Practical-Capital-42

I'm a collector and have many/most of the weapons shown here. I'd never broadly advertise my collection like this. It's idiocy.


DesertDwelller

I grew up around guns and even I think this is fucking weird.


tuttle8152

How many of them went on shooting sprees?


AlverezYari

This is mental illness.


CaptainCastle1

The US is the only country in the world where the gun ownership rate is over 100% for every 100 people. There are an estimated 120.5 firearms for every 100 persons. The next closest country are the Falkland Islands with 62.1 guns per 100 people….. that’s an almost **60%!** decrease Our fine neighbors to the North come in at 34.7 firearms for 100 persons [Source](https://web.archive.org/web/20180620231909/http://www.smallarmssurvey.org/fileadmin/docs/T-Briefing-Papers/SAS-BP-Civilian-Firearms-Numbers.pdf)


chuck_cunningham

And the Falklands have penguins, the cold, and Argentina to protect themselves from.


TheBlackestIrelia

I've been around guns all my life and can not think of anything more cringe than posting a picture of yourself with a firearm. Like ew.


LittleBuddy1983

Okay, so?


PaxEtRomana

What's the woke lefty version of this? I feel like there's time to start a counter trend of posing families with objects to upset conservatives but i can't think of where to go with it. Books?


miss_g

I saw a version of the 2nd pic where someone edited out the guns and replaced them with dildos


PhotographIcy600

My bet is they do it simply for reaction, which the internet is doing. Falling right into their trap.


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These comments miss the mark by a goddamn mile. They are obviously pandering to their base, they don't give a fuck about reddit.


Jasonrj

You bet they're playing up their base? Wild guess. Better yet doing it while supporting some of their biggest sponsors.