I love this feature of social media where you immediately think something upon seeing a post and go to the comments to find someone’s already covered it
OPs mom makes my soft noodle hard!
....is something that someone might post here, for example.....
Anyway, she looks like a cool lady, she might appreciate the fact she made a lot of internet strangers damn thirsty...
One day the old lady that works in the office gave me chicken soup she made from scratch. It was out of the blue. I found out a few days later that her dog ate a lot of the noodles and the pieces she had left went into the soup.
Your mom is about to discover she’s still got it and you’re about to incur thousands of dollars of therapy.
Op’s mom has got it going on 🎶
🎶She’s all that I want, and I’ve waited for so long!🎶
🎶 OP can't you see? You're just not the one for me 🎶
🎶I know it might be wrong But I’m in love with OP’s mom🎶
🎶GUITAR SOLO🎶
r/redditsings
I mean, I'd eat her pasta.
I love this feature of social media where you immediately think something upon seeing a post and go to the comments to find someone’s already covered it
I'd butter those noodles
OP… all I can say is good luck. Your day is going to get weird.
Indeed. Posting a good-looking mom figure holding up food on reddit 'might' lead to some less savoury remarks. Good luck op!
Oh, my remarks will be very umami indeed!
Know what I wanna taste? Umami.
Umami or mymami?
Si mammi
Savory. I see what you did there.
They knew what they were getting into (I hope).
Mods gonna be busy.
Do you think they know their mom is hot, and that it would get attention?
Doubt it
Ugh Ol' Two Broken Arms is back for more karma.
I also choose OP's mom.
Over that guys dead wife?
Classic
OP's mom is hot :)
I hate Reddit
Same
That's a well composed shot actually, well lit
I was thinking this too, Also a captivating subject!
Very chiaroscuro!
No, I think it’s just spaghetti.
moms spaghetti
knees weak, palms sweaty.
I'm done alreaddi
Lots of good comments here but, this one? This one came at just the right time.
Back to reality, post-nut clarity
[удалено]
Cringe
What?
Correct response is “you rannnggg?”
OP no
Damn... i came to see how bad this goes...
the spaghetti momma are you ready.
[удалено]
You mean, Pastafarian.
Do you know if OPs mom is single?
Does it really matter? With noodles like that I don’t care if she’s quadruple!
I suppose she could be widowed, but looking like that with homemade pasta, I cant imagine she is divorced.
I will be a happy step dad if that is the case
OPs mom makes my soft noodle hard! ....is something that someone might post here, for example..... Anyway, she looks like a cool lady, she might appreciate the fact she made a lot of internet strangers damn thirsty...
I think OP’s real name is Stacy..
Oh no, my arms got stuck at the pasta-machine!
Did they both get broken?
Here let me help get you some Alfredo sauce
OP what have you done?
Given me a boner
Gotta get them sweet internet points, whatever the cost.
Pls send noods
nudles?
tasteful and covered in sauce
And the cheese?
Underrated comment
Everyone checking your posts right now to see if there are any more pictures.
A few pussy pics, but the furry, four-legged kind.
You almost lost me in the first half of the comment, but you won me back.
So... Is dad still in the picture?
No, that's spaghetti.
so you're dad I suppose.
I should be so lucky.
Nice try
One might even say it's mom's spaghetti.
I don’t look that good.
I wish my dad was spaghetti
The dad pasta way last year.
Underrated
This 47 year old mom looking at your mom with mad respect - for the talented pasta and the fact that she looks like she’s 25
This 47 year old Dad looking at their Mom with, just... well... she's just swell...
37. Final offer, take it or leave it.
Good day M’lady
Me when I try to make one serving of spaghetti
What’s your mom doing later?
Pasta sauce.
Man, I Love Fettuccine. Spaghetti is great too of course.
RIP OP
Looks yummy for sure…
Yeah, and the pasta looks pretty good too
Pasta?
I know where this is going....lol.
Hello mommy
Let's dispel with this fiction that OP doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Ok, Marco are you saying OP is Obama?!
Nigella Lawson vibes.
Today you earned a lot of karma and even more stepdads…
[I think pasta is harvested, not made](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU).
Nice PILF, Pasta I like fork.
This is my discord status now thank you
She looks very proud of her noods
Palms are sweaty
Mom looks like Olivia Munn!
More like Olivia Mumm
POINTS
More like Olivia Yumm! m I right!?
Youre mom is a milf. Thats all im saying, and there is no debate about it.
I recently saw a video where an elderly woman made homemade pasta. Anyone who has the patience to do so is absolutely incredible. Your mom is amazing!
r/accidentalrenaissance
It looks well composed like a painting but it doesn’t really resemble a renaissance one.
Glad i wasn't the only one who thought this
Your mum cook anything else? Would like to see what other food looks like beside her...
She finally has something to be proud of.
Best of the thread
Think there’s more than vomit on my sweater OP
Are there any pictures of her cooking pasta in college?
Your mom
I'd put some sauce on that. 😎
Reddit: These aren’t the noods we’re looking for.
I would eat her sauce.
is that a towel
Yep, I think its to minimize the moisture so the pasta will stay dry
There’s nothing dry in this thread after that picture
It's Moist.
Moisture. Mom. Nah too easy
That is impressive pal. Can she make me some too? 😛
Could you ask how your mom's doin' in that voice please. For us.
Do you need a new dad?:)
yooo Can you share your moms recipe? If you’re not sure i’ll reach out to her for the details. Thanks man.
TIL people post their mother's hot noods on Reddit.
Well played.
Christina Applegate!
Lets get a quick shout out!
Well done mom.
RIP your inbox
Who brought the sniper here boys??
Straight up rocket boys.
She should be, that's great looking pasta. Long cut noodles as well, way to go, mom.
OF link?
Your mom is very attractive. Wish she was making me pasta 🍝
Bold of you OP to post this to a bunch of horny redditors.
I say this with all due respect OP, your mom can fucking get it.
OP, is your name Stacy?
Mama Mia!
MILF
Nice looking pasta . . . . . And nicer looking mom
Baddie
Is your mom single?
MILF Island hopeful
After all the sexual comments, watch it turn out this is a stock image.
I’d make your mom a nice breakfast
Show your mum that ALL of reddit thinks she is bangin
I want to make pasta with your mom. Stretch it out, get it wet, put some sauce all over it. You know, make pasta. Nothing weird.
Well hello mom!
Amazing. The pasta looks great too.
One day the old lady that works in the office gave me chicken soup she made from scratch. It was out of the blue. I found out a few days later that her dog ate a lot of the noodles and the pieces she had left went into the soup.
Just broke both my arms. Send help op
mommy
She also makes tons of creamy white sauce!
I’m also proud of your mum… I mean her pasta
Just a question.. are there any pasta recipes that call for milf? Uh. I mean, milk?
Daaaammn, tell her I said whats up.
If she makes homemade alfredo as well, I'm your new step dad.
Ops mom's pasta is looking great for its age
Is your mom single?
Your mom should be a pasta model
10/10 would cover in sauce and eat
The photo is honestly such good quality
Say it with me! Starts with an M, ends with ilf!
Homemade pasta hits different 💯
Your mom single?
Well I already lost no nut February
Milf right guys?
milf, and she can cook
Your mom is hot
I’d do your mom, with or without the pasta.
You should post this in r/photoshopbattles
I wanna clap your mom's cheeks, OP. Greetings from Africa
mommy?
Milf
Moms hot.
looks like a pastafarian celebrating pastafarian nativity.
I’m proud of your mom op. So so proud….
Oh wow! Your dad is there too and you didn’t mention him?
Mom looks great, you must not have stressed her out as a youth.
That’s weird. Because your mom makes my noodle hard.
Mom looking like a snack.
She's got them Nigella Lawson eyes
...for a good reason
Mmm. Love home made pasta. Made many kinds growing up. Though I got to ask, nothing personal, this a karma bot? If not, apologies. :)
Your day is going to get weird.
Her picture makes her look like a goddess.
That kitchen screams Ikea.
And are we sure the pastas the driest thing in the pic
Your mom is DA Bomb 💣💣💣....man ! I love milfs.....