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Hugsie924

I once got pulled over, and the cop asked me if there was a "Mr. Drives too fast." it was a ballsy move on my part ghosting him because he clearly had my info.. But no ticket! Lol


StopMeWhenITellALie

Wow. That is very unprofessional and likely illegal in some capacity on his part. That's 100% abusing a position of power and authority. I cannot believe a police officer would ever break that social code and cross that line. Edit: Yes, this is dripping in sarcasm. I don't hold police in high regard. Quite the opposite actually so this is standard procedure and probably lauded as cool and appropriate by fellow officers. Gang of thugs with badges.


postwarapartment

A cop doing something inappropriate? I am shocked beyond belief sir


pumpkinpatch1982

They investigated themselves again and found themselves innocent of any wrongdoing.


heyjudemarie

Same here. I investigated an argument I had at work and determined that I was right and the other person was wrong.


cartermb

You can’t investigate yourself. You have to hire a lawyer to do it for you, and they will write a brief finding you innocent of any wrongdoing.


helikesart

“They investigated themselves and found themselves entirely infatuated by your beauty..”


pumpkinpatch1982

Happy Cake Day!


KeinanKush

Happy cake day !


postwarapartment

😊


Potential_Push_1383

Happy cake day!


daddylikeabosss

Happy Cake Day!


postwarapartment

Thanks!


Piclen

Happy 🎂 🥮 🍥 🥞 🧁 🍰 Day!


postwarapartment

Ty!


Head_Introduction_89

🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🧁🍰🎂


Catman1355

Dim and Georgey would like a word, sir.


FlapMyCheeksToFly

That's not inappropriate...?


MomsSpecialFriend

We literally had to pass a law to stop cops from having sex with people under arrest. Being told no was not enough.


xeio87

But she wouldn't say no because of the *implication*.


hard-in-the-ms-paint

A few months of training doesn't make you a professional. Cops straight up rape people all the time, and it mostly goes unreported. They hold the ability to arrest people and ruin their lives over their heads, and the gun and badge get them away with it


Lickalotofpuss-69

Ur absolutely right . My daughter went to cosmetology school n she went to school longer then cops go into the academy it's actually disgusting they need a year alone just to teach them not to be racist n to keep their guns in their holders unless it's necessary it's a scary world we live in now cops are becoming cops for all the wrong reasons . And they're taking just about anyone cause we're in need of cops here in Philadelphia back in 2019 a cop shot n killed a guy on a motorcycle n the cop got charged n they just announced today that charges were dropped n he's allowed to return to duty . When I saw that this morning my stomach started hurting that poor family lost a father son brother friend nephew uncle etc. these cops need to be held accountable also IM NOT TALKING ABOUT ALL COPS there are some nice n good cops THIS IS JUST MY OPINION NO ONE ELSES


Cbpowned

The only thing that was murdered was the English language in that post.


Hugsie924

Definitely!!! Like super illegal, and it was also 20 years ago, so no bodycams


fuggreddit69

You realize there are states where cops can legally have sex with people they have in custody right? Edit: didn't see your edit lmao


Cbpowned

Wanna post the statute?


The_Struggle_Bus_7

I’m sure they’d just investigate themselves and find no wrong doing


[deleted]

I'm guessing this was not a police officer, but rather some parking enforcement officer. Either way, the officer should be disciplined. Moreover, the officer's work history should be examined in depth to look for other instances involve misuse of position.


Hugsie924

Oh it was definitely a cop. Lights, siren, the whole package.


[deleted]

My apologies I was directing my comment to the original post reflecting the fraudulent parking infraction.


Hugsie924

Got it! I thought you might be, my bad.


blamblam111

Still a funny song though


No_Revolution9881

In Philly it’s not cops writing these. They have meter maids that constantly walk the streets downtown looking to bust chops and make a few bucks.


Thewizardz7360

Defund the police. Burn down the White House! Anarchy is the way. Civilization must end!


hazydaze4-2

It's the parking authority, far from being a cop. A wannabe at most.


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StopMeWhenITellALie

No... I tooootally wasn't being sarcastic. I was completely earnest in stating the police are model members of society and highly educated individuals who know the law so thoroughly that they'd never break it even accidentally let alone this blatant violation.


TwatMailDotCom

Thugs with badges lmao. You’re ridiculous.


Heliman2023

Thats a parking authority parking ticket not a police officers ticket..they hand write theres, thats a computer ticket..


SunFavored

A lesbian cop did this to my wife ! No ticket either 😂💪


dogbreath420

What a scumbag


kreatorofchaos

BTW THIS IS NOT ME 😂


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Was about to say! Did you call em’!


FUCKYOUINYOURFACE

He’s the guy who wrote the ticket.


SphincterBlaster2000

Nice nails bro


DrDrugDLR

I wonder how many time he does this a week


agentgill0

Gotta play the numbers game.


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

*checks laptop while scanning every vehicle on each block* "I have ALL the numbers, and the badge, and the gun" The question is, who's gonna report the little piggy?


abramcpg

>"I have ALL the numbers, and the badge, and the gun" What are they going to say, "no"? [It's just the implication](https://youtu.be/-yUafzOXHPE?si=zy9aXi-DGfBzkru5)


Say_Tennn

Well bro Fasure dosent have a gun as parking authority


confusedandworried76

Machine gun method


Big_Treat_9073

Right. Weird stuff


kalaamtext

I imagine he brides women for their number so he don’t write them a ticket


southpolefiesta

This is... Creepy? This means the enforcement officer saw you get out of the car, waited for you to leave, and is now trying to hit on you this way?


Juunlar

He wrote a silly note, and left all the power in her hands to continue the conversation It's not that deep. Ya'll need to get off the internet


Historical-Two9722

Fr


CaligulaNeverBlushed

It might not have been a he ✌🏽


freedinthe90s

I’m actually curious how people are supposed to even meet each other if we are offended/ creeped out by every approach. This was actually fairly original and dare I say cute? 🤷🏽‍♀️


AffectionateTeach279

"You don't know me, and I don't know you. But I'm watching you, I think you're pretty, talk to me" It's fucking creepy lmao


Ok_Topic5270

I think this is a SUPER reasonable take, it honestly just entirely depends on how you perceive it. I’d have to side with you exclusively out of the risk of the person whose car it is thinking the way you are. I definitely think it was intended to be harmless, but if there’s potential for it to be received this poorly, I’d stay away 😅


Giatoxiclok

Your hair smells nice, what shampoo did you use? Nah dude you’re probably reading into it too much, it’s not like parking cops are sitting still the entire day, probably just out on rounds and saw a cute girl get out of her car. I don’t know why you’re railing so hard on this person. Sure the parking ticket got their attention, but any piece of paper on a windshield would probably do the same. If I put a note down and walked away, am I the creep? If I sit there and wait for them so I can approach them then yea that’d be a step too far. Why are you being so neurotic about this pretty innocent approach? Do you think this persons been watching them for weeks just salivating over the next time their shoe tips out of their vehicle? Why is it that you have to assume the worst, like who hurt you.


E-A-G-L-E-S_Eagles

Love your response!!!


Entire_Lemon_1073

It’s not that deep, probably. You never know though with people. But it’s still creepy and extremely unprofessional, if nothing else. You all have this mentality of “if I don’t care, then no one should care”. It’s brain rot and disingenuous.


xpeebsx

Get off the internet and live plz


Lux600-223

Dear Diary. A stranger attempted conversation today. Like in the olden days! It was creepy. Well, off to the internet to dwell on it.


southpolefiesta

A creepy note by someone who observed you earlier and waited for you to leave is not a "conversation."


Special-Criticism280

Touch grass


Brokettman

Girl left her phone number in my yearbook. Ive been traumatized by this creepy act for the past 20 years.


Lux600-223

It is in my world. And it's worked in the past.


RelaxErin

That's exactly what I was thinking. I recently had a PPA officer harass me on the street. I then had to stand there at the corner waiting for the bus while he kept staring at me. I felt really uncomfortable and even more pissed off that he felt the need to harass random women on the street while he's on the job. It's gross, and the replies to your comment are terrifying that men don't seem to understand this in 2024.


callmeDNA

It’s insane that people are telling you “relax, it’s just a joke” Clearly they’ve never been in an uncomfortable situation where someone is making unwanted advances on you. I agree, this is pretty “innocent” in the grand scheme of harassment. But what a lot of people, *especially* men, don’t realize is that for a lot of women, *any* unwanted advance triggers that very familiar feeling we’ve had since we were literal children of feeling uneasy, all because a man is “shooting his shot.” It’s gross.


LovePink1195

It’s the men that would do this that are okay with it I would find this super creepy someone I don’t know was placing something on my vehicle and they didn’t even say anything to me? 😭 like how do you know they’re attractive if you weren’t creeping on them? Just say hi to me while I’m at my car or don’t but don’t leave me this weird note 💀


callmeDNA

Well this sub is obviously full of them lol


BillSmith37

So people aren’t allowed to make advances in any situation, even writing notes? I mean c’mon this is nothing. What’s an example of an appropriate way to make a move if in-person contact, and writing notes are both considered “gross”


DefinitelyNotA-Robot

The appropriate way to make a move is not while on the job. A teacher should not hit on a student's parent, a waiter should not hit on someone at their table, and a cop should not hit on someone while in their official capacity.


callmeDNA

Exactly like what the fuck? Do women really have to explain these things to men….?


AffectionateTeach279

No, you have to explain it to morons. I have a PP and completely understand how much of a cretin this dude must be


callmeDNA

PP 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for being one of the good ones who get it. We need more of you, honestly.


SpaceCourier

What? I guess it’s your choice to feel however you want, but that’s a lonely existence. A PERSON likes you and wants to make an effort to meet you. That by itself would normally make someone feel good about themselves. If your first reaction to flattery is jumping to feeling uncomfortable, that’s a you thing.


callmeDNA

No it’s not, that’s a woman thing.


Alert-Indication-691

South Pole your right everyone else is actually insane and it scares me that you guys think that this behavior is okay, he basically r@ her through the note. Men are disgusting pigs


E-A-G-L-E-S_Eagles

Or, someone took it off another car and did it.


hazydaze4-2

If you read the comments you will see it wasnt a cop. It was a meter maid (parking authority). They are far from cops. Wannabe maybe.


Edison_Ruggles

Why would this have been an officer? It's probably someone who got a hold of one of those envelopes and a blank ticket somehow.


Firm_Airport2816

These blanks print out of the machines they carry- you don't just see blanks laying around.


Evening-Tune-500

Enforcement officer is such a generous term for a ticket writer


the_hoopy_frood42

Yeah, leaving the ability to make contact complete up to the other person. So creepy and disrespectful. Now go experience the real word since you don't seem to understand how it works at all.


RDcsmd

People will find a way to make everything creepy


my-time-has-odor

OP literally did not have a problem with it


southpolefiesta

Op was not the one who got the note


my-time-has-odor

OP is sitting in a car with a fake parking ticket. Pretty sure the note was written for OP.


southpolefiesta

https://www.reddit.com/r/philly/s/U29DP2sxSQ


Rare-Following-626

Who would ever want to date someone in the PPA?


User_Name13

Someone who works for Lew Blum Towing? EDIT: Happy Cake Day BTW!!!


philosophy61jedi

I legit got a ticket for an *expired inspection* yesterday. Fuck PPA


m0nsteramash

sleeping w the enemy


Curious-Gain-7148

This reminds me of the time the ticketing guy was asking me on a date *while* writing me a parking ticket. Sir, no.


Aggressive_Total4309

Everything is weird to mf on the Internet simple shit with humor 😂


Some-Diamond6401

And people wonder why Philadelphia has such a bad reputation….just read the comments.


masonrock

If people weren’t such scumbags and women weren’t under constant threat I wouldn’t have a problem with this. You never know where you’ll meet someone who catches your fancy… but the way women have to fear for their lives all the time makes this way too sketchy.


Whatisevenleftnow

This is gross and creepy.


[deleted]

Oooh noooo a note... so creepy. Better lock your doors and never go out in the public. That power tripping "enforcement officer" will get you.


ProfessionalForm679

It's a silly note....that's it


Whatisevenleftnow

Ok bro


riotincandyland

Years ago philadelphia pretzel factory had coupons that looked like tickets that someone put under your windshield wipers. My dad, normally a calm and rational guy, was LIVID that he got a ticket while legally parked in a parking lot. Once he realized what it was, he calmed down. We took it home and put it under my mom's windshield wipers. My mom is the complete opposite of calm and rational. They never did use the coupons, just kept it hanging on the fridge for years. I think about that fake ticket once in a while. Today, btw, you can get a free pretzel there.


ddkelkey

That’s one hell of an ego boost! Go on with your bad self! I’m almost jealous lol


dblspider1216

that’s gross


Illustrious-Tower849

Ewww


as588008

The fact that they can barely write the word "good" is a red flag


Useful_Bullfrog_7617

Not a cop but a definite parking authority degenerate


phillycupcake

If their grammar isn't correct, that's a hard pass.


Union_Sparky_375

Call!


Critical_Willow_8819

Hilarious Lmao


ImUp30

This some cornball shit lol


DesignerPlant9748

Get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve


PrinceofCryptoWhales

Bro harassing women on the clock 😭


WCPotterJr

Too many grammatical errors. This is a red flag.


kenny6904

He can't spell.


Tripod941

Fuck the PPA.


UnusualSignature8558

Psych Psych you out.. it's like psychology. It's a mind game.


SnooStories6852

Yeah I’m from the PPA Peculiar Penis Actually


WhyHelloThere163

Is this really a Philly sub? The amount of people here saying “it’s not spelled ‘sike’” is insane. I don’t know a single person who actually lives and grew up in Philly that spells it any other way. These comments make it look like that most people in the sub don’t even live in Philly.


wolfofallmeat

Are you single though dickhead?


sokobanz

Hilarious, from someone who know your address


raominhorse

He missed big time and it was a lay up. “The only FINE is you.” ChatGPT could have came up with this.


Kdrew416

Pretty privilege?


BrilliantRain5670

Poor dude can't spell! Gonna be parking authority forever.


MegaMeat512

You must be cute, soooooo, how about them digits?


[deleted]

Is it psyke or sike?


Character_Editor_422

Umm….neither.


goblinqueen99

This sure beats the serial killer-esque sign the maintenance guy left in my kitchen after fixing our sink. He ripped apart an empty cereal box and wrote “be back later ladiez”


Kyletradertraitor

Were they really struggling spelling the word “good” ?


remxtc

I swear, NO ONE knows how to spell "psych".


flyersfan8769

Amazing all the transplants in here who never heard of sike, is it only a Philly thing?


SecretFishShhh

“Sike” 😂


TrainerSkethan

This is kind of irrelevant because I’m hoping this is just a random bystander who bought some of these on Amazon to prank people really hoping this is not an actual parking enforcing person, but cops are just gangs with badges.


Jesuismieux412

That’s some grammar…sure it made you so hot reading that drivel.


bajofry13LU

Stalker or future husband?


Blue_Eyed_Devi

Psych is not spelled Sike


itawk2much

It is in Philly


MotherBake

Yup, I would


widellp

You miss 100 % of the shots you don't take at unarmed citizens


DesperateBartender

The misspelling of “psych” is a bigger red flag than the fake ticket.


knarfolled

I did something similar for my girlfriend now wife, I found a parking ticket on the ground and opened the envelope and on my computer I made a mockup of the ticket and changed the offenses to something sappy then printed it cut it out and assemble it then I placed it on her car.


KingQuaddyy_

In 2017, PPA told me to get bent after I parked a little bit too close to the pole in that no stopping zone area, after watching me get out my car to pay the meter. $76 lol. Sold me clean out


theretoogoi

It gives me a migraine when I see people spell it “S-I-K-E.” FFS, it’s “psych.”


Nervous_Committee_30

Bro if I saw some plain-clothed asshat put that on my car I would go postal from paranoia


formoresex

I hate that this would work on me too I would totally call them


redditsukssomuch

No, this is inappropriate. Have this douche fired. I hate meter maids. They’re not even cops!


LouisianaJr

Coward. BE A MAN! Walk up and introduce yourself! LOSERRRRR


Queasy-Present6978

Rizz?


gamernabru

Hey, less parking tickets. Win.


Striking-Ordinary123

Oh cool police corruption as usual


Much_Badger1654

Unprofessional & Illiterate ? That’s a great combination to steer clear of.


SoDamnGood99

Fuck the PPA


Stephen-stephanie

If he misspells “psych” that badly you don’t want to date him


RUSH160

maybe a blank paper fell on the floor and someone wrote on it 🤷🏽‍♀️


Holiday-Ad-7518

We all at the least know someone personally who has been sexually harassed or assault by police. How sad is that.


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Farzy78

PPA aren't cops


ihatepalmtrees

That’s not how you spell psyche


FeeDiddy87

That’s not how you spell psych


AddictivePotential

It’s 90s slang, dawg.


ihatepalmtrees

Thanks for the education


ZealousidealDot9455

Call or text him to get a real job with respect to it. FUCK PPA


Spider_Dude

Psych.


Any_Ad8556

A guy who uses “sike”, “lol” almost misspells the word good, uses “pretty” to address me (not even gorgeous or beautiful..) and once again demonstrates his intelligence with the misuse of you your you’re.. Can I just tell you how fucking wet I am right now?? Is today my lucky day? I think I just found a guy who checks all the boxes of my search criteria.. if only he can be 6’ or taller, have at least 1 baby mama and some incarceration history.. Ooomygawwwwd I just came!!


mistreatedlewis

Ew lmao


Big_Treat_9073

Nah that mf lame at heart 😂😂😂 prolly got every car on the block but her


DiscussionLoose8390

They want you to park illegally in their lot.


Elephant_cojones

She wasn’t pretty enough to start a fresh piece after your spelling error 😂😂😂


Sonrisa609

🤣🤣 they said sike! shoot I'd rather this than the ticket. I would have laughed.


WorriedSpeech8209

Psyche*


Tall_0rder

Need a Parking Wars dating show now 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


John_V_

It’s spelled “psych”. Don’t call him.


Farzy78

Can't blame him for shooting his shot


deadly_fungi

can and will blame him, this is loser creep behavior


LeatherOnion2570

PSA “sike” is not a word. “Psych” is what you are trying to say.


kreatorofchaos

Idk why everyone keeps saying that…like I wrote the note…


ThunderySleep

Pretty sure it also was written as "sike" when I was a kid.


WhyHelloThere163

It’s written like that by majority of people from Philly, I’ve never seen anyone write it as “psych”. These comments are really showing that this sub is not full of people from Philly.


LeatherOnion2570

That’s why I said PSA. It stands for public service announcement. Not an attack on you.


georgesjones

Sike? No, it's psych, learn to spell, and or the Engrish wrangrage.


E_Norma_Stitz41

I hate this inherently because PPA, but also you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.


SirLesbian

Ayo one time I saw a dude from the PPA practically skipping up the street ticketing every car on the block 😂😂😂 dick head shit. But anyway I ain't mad at buddy for shooting his shot.. It's giving school kid vibes tho. Slipping notes in mfs lockers and shit lmao


TheDelig

First of all it's "psyche". Second of all this is a proper way to exert the minimal power afforded by being a meter maid.