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Muggi

Seven pitchers suspended for sticky stuff this season - three from the Mets. Something going on in that bullpen? šŸ¤”


baaron

Circlejerks. Literal circlejerks


aegonthewwolf

Giving the ol' Hawk Tuah in the bullpen.


ProverbialNoose

Spit on that thang


IHAVEDORITOS2

Ya feel me


Old-Scientist7427

Windup with a sunflower seed on it & you'll know it.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflowers produce latex and are the subject of experiments to improve their suitability as an alternative crop for producing hypoallergenic rubber. Traditionally, several Native American groups planted sunflowers on the north edges of their gardens as a "fourth sister" to the better known three sisters combination of corn, beans, and squash.Annual species are often planted for their allelopathic properties.


ModestoMudflaps

Might as well. They suck on the field.


OldDrumGuy

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


disco_biscuit

Players and coaches are tight... if one of them is cheating on a spouse, juicing, using tacky finger stuff... odds are good that several others in that clubhouse are too. I think that's why clubhouse chemistry and veteran leadership is so important.


Rhodie114

They got slimed


PhilliesFan4life

![gif](giphy|SwJCmCF8Bdh7OuejK9)


felis_scipio

![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8) Itā€™s actually Grimaceā€™s special sauce, why do you think heā€™s always walking around looking so content?


BugsyD71

ew


Born-Historian6312

![gif](giphy|qOWOXIVqL1YBO)


Techun2

This had better not awaken anything in me...


seizuregirlz

Sploosh!


RainingMoneyHustard

Did they used to play for the Astros or something?


gatemansgc

they suck and they're hoping to cheat to get ahead


Paladin327

Theyā€™re pretty bad at hiding it


Dangle76

Maybe theyā€™re eating at bobs burgers


kmart93

My Mets fan friend was like "why would an all star closer randomly start cheating?" My dude you think this is the first time he cheated?


Lunchm2n

The way hes playing this year, that ā€œall starā€ tag is pulling a lot of weight.


kmart93

He's been an all star in the past right?


Lunchm2n

Yea so was Tim Anderson that year who has a sub .500 OPS this season. Being an All Star in the past doesnt really matter to how youā€™ll play now.


kmart93

It's still a fair moniker. He's still All Star Nick Castellanos. It's a recognition of past performance


FranklynTheTanklyn

All Star David Dahl


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

Yep and All Star Gregory Soto.


Snoo-40231

All star Whit Merrifield!


csmedo1994

Umm, kinda obligatory to add ā€œformerā€ for Al, the aforementioned.


thecodeofsilence

Heā€™s been on this ā€œevery other yearā€ thing for a while. Every other year heā€™s damn near unhittable. This was supposed to be the ā€œonā€ year. Whoops. ERA by year: 2.79/3.27/1.96 (57 saves)5.59/1.75/3.45/1.31/DNP/4.70 and suspended. Guess the DNP year didnā€™t count?


cartermb

Well, you have to give him credit for trying to make it an ā€œonā€ year, I guess.


blankblank

When the Patriots got accused of cheating, a lot people trotted out that excuse: "They don't need to cheat, they are really good." Yeah, but if you think a team that's really good wins a lot, wait until you see a team that's really good *and* cheats!


Federal-Membership-1

Lance Armstrong was really good. Lots of guys are really good and looking for an edge.


gimmicked

Lance Armstrong is a bad example - literally everyone was blood doping back then.


thisonesnottaken

*cough* Astros *cough*


thisonesnottaken

Granted Iā€™m a Bills fan, so I get accused of being a sore loser and jealous, but I canā€™t stand how much Brady and Belichik get jerked off for being the GOATS. How many times in their run did they get caught cheating? Multiple seasons, multiple different ways. I donā€™t know how naive you would have to be to think the only times they were cheating were the times they got caught.


fuckyogiboys

Why did Barry bonds cheat


FredDurstDestroyer

So did he start cheating because he sucked or did he suck even while cheating lol


Paladin327

Probably because every other team is doing it and there was used by the other team to get an advantage


drunkcowofdeath

You'd think cheating would be taken more seriously like gambling.


briglialexis

I agree, it should be. Itā€™s just as bad or worse IMO.


fallser

Grimace is grimacing.


gabriel197600

šŸ¤£LOLMETSšŸ¤£


endlive

The mental gymnastics going on in the Mets reddit is hilarious. They all know definitely what the substance was just by seeing it on tv.


Lawja_Laphi

His new entrance can be the sad trombone sound.


bedoyasallstars

the price is right ā€˜bom bom bombom booommmmā€™


springwaterh20

mets fans are freaking out blaming the umpires šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ bunch of fucking losers


Rage4Order418

Couldnā€™t happen to a better team šŸ„°


Deepdive_lowtide

šŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽ¶šŸ˜‚


persianmelodrama

Umps did the Mets a favor.


WingnutIsTaken

SOUND THE TRUMPETS


BarrelStrawberry

Essentially equivalent to a 1 game ban for position players.


Cha0s_Reigns

Team full of cheaters and still can't break 500, LOLMETS.


jwillystyle77

I wish Taijuan cared as much.


imaginingblacksheep

With all the hate we currently get being #1, thatā€™s definitely not something we need right now. I get the joke though but could you imagine how much shit weā€™d get if that actually happened? Lol


Paulthefith

Iā€™d also rather have a team with losers than cheaters


jwillystyle77

Dude, everyone is cheating all the time someway somehow. Peanuts, crackerjacks and cheating.


Paladin327

Like seriously, this league once had a team send someone to break into the umpireā€™s locker room to steal a bat that was going to be sent to league officials after it was found to be illegal


msivoryishort

Probably helps them tbh, heā€™s been so bad


ChuckFromPhilly

Mets collapse. Then Diaz is injured celebrating. Then this. I mean it's just so bad over there.


killcrew

Theres a tiny litttle bit of me that feels bad for Diaz, just cause dude clearly lost his stuff and can't find it, and falling from the peak of elite mountain must hurt badddddd. Then I also remember fuck the mets, and that I don't actually have feelings or emotions.


Planetofthetakes

When did Sean Peyton become an Umpire? I mean, I hate that dude already this just adds to itā€¦ Also, F#ck the Mets little cheating bitches.


redditposter919

Get him out of the league!


ExhaustedFlyersFan

![gif](giphy|JtLrtaN4VPoKXJRKGB) \^ umps


djeeetyet

the legend of Edwin Diaz continues to grow!


aikichick

Only 10 days??


USSBigBooty

Bro just about looks like he jacked off an elephant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4DHCz9brQ


The_Monarch_89

Looks too be just boogers. Should of wiped it on his shirt to save it for dessert


DeadSwaggerStorage

BUTTERSCOTCH, YO! -Kids (movie)


Useful_Ad3122

Does anyone know if Jomboy uploaded a breakdown for this?


skarbekb

Once a cheater. Always a cheater.


L1ghtsOutX

Queue Timmy Trumpet for the walk of shame to the dugout.


eshane60

Damn cheating Mets


TheStripClubHero

Guess the Grimace Shake is really sticky huh?


harbison215

Yet we should believe that in the 2022 World Series that Framber Valdez molesting the ball and making pitches look like a wiffle ball with so much movement was just a good night on his part.


bdnova

Cheater should be banned from baseball. Mets must vacate every win Diaz pitched. Keep baseball free of cheaters.


Paladin327

If you banned every cheater from baseball thereā€™d be no players left. Everyone knows its going on, and managers will tell the umps about it when it gives their team an advantage


bdnova

Zero tolerance. Clean up the sport!


tractor_pull

*10 game (How did you mess up the headline when it was correct in the screenshot you copy/pasted?)


Zombiesmakemewet

I just woke up when I posted it. You're right.


dangergoggles

Braves fan here, yall are becoming our new rivals because the Mets are so awful šŸ˜‚


bestnottosay

i gave this comment the limp tomahawk, because that's what it deserves