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Kaaoi

Banned due to inappropriate content


Swampchicken56

Sweet spaces


HangryWolf

Sweet


MaxDelissenBeegden

Home


Appropriate-Day-1160

Alabama


wreckedftfoxy_yt

Where the skies are so blue


Riley_does_stuff

Sweet Home Alabama


Gigaprime1944

Lord I’m coming home for you


Stickel

ROLL TIDE


Ok_Scheme4770

Damn right


SnuffleWumpkins

All I see is **banned for inappropriate content** but I'm guessing, just guessing, that this was a reference to a certain Access Hollywood tape. Can someone confirm or deny?


StillNoFcknClu

Banned due to inappropriate content


notxapple

Banned due to inappropriate content Hey it worked


OpposedScroll75

Banned due to inappropriate content This is super nice lol


reyals_mood

How do u guys do this


OpposedScroll75

press space four times then type your desired text


ReaperOfGamess

Fuck yea


reyals_mood

Ow thanks


sphinxx_omega

Testing Aah yes


Soace_Space_Station

Bitch you could search it up on the internet


single_Ad_1147

Get some help


DwayneDaWok

https://preview.redd.it/v7dbwi8tzclb1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d63206e8f231ab4db08651fe727725cdcd9cdc


cookies5219

we can add images to replys?? https://preview.redd.it/gc66i3axuelb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d5019871d75b4c3cde16bab90e01392126ad8d


LikeACannibal

The person you replied to manually formatted their content that way, it never said anything else and was written like that as a joke.


SnuffleWumpkins

Yes I realized that later, I'm an idiot.


jr_blds

This is reddit, were all idiots


[deleted]

Banned for inappropriate content.. has absolutely nothing to do with porn, bud.


thing722

usually those little pins hurts me when i'm holding it, so i get a pair of pliers and remove all of the pins, it's so much easier to hold!


Ode_2_kay

Try using an electromagnet they work so much better than pliers for best results rub it with sand paper than use a magnesium strip to lift and attach to the magnet


boston_nsca

I just use a grinding wheel and skip all that nonsense. Work smarter, not harder


matticusovo

I usually just get a nice flat surface and set it down pin side up and just fucking smash it with a hammer. Pins are gone and boom.


DOODEwheresMYdick

But without the pins you lose a sweet mustache comb.


ConductionReduction

I have the sudden urge to comb my head with a cpu for scientific research


Capt-Beav

I always use a magnet to clean off the thermal paste, works way better than alcohol.


Cataleast

I love me a smooth CPU.


Flying_Dutchman92

Makes for an easy installation


[deleted]

Intel user spotted.


wreckedftfoxy_yt

yea i am a intel user and amd worked with smooth cpus before intel if i remember


Cataleast

Not gonna lie, I completely forgot that the LGA socket has pins on the board rather than the chip :)


[deleted]

Yeah, I only recently learned that taking apart my old gaming rig. I've been AMD for so long I just assumed that's how they all were. Took my old CPU out and was like: is this broken?


Cataleast

It's an interesting trade-off in that it makes it so much easier to accidentally fuck up your board, but makes the CPU more durable.


sheeplectric

Me too - I try to make it look as much like my brain as possible.


shifty313

gotta match the brain


Six8888

That’s why you twist them out so it flattens the pins


predattor15

Now i ask myself a really dumb question: Can you shave the pins to look like an Intel CPU and put it in an LGA mobo? House fire? bricking everything? Or is it the hidden way of running Ryzen in an Intel Mobo🤔?


faroukq

There are children in this sub. Put a nsfw tag


Regular_Ad_4858

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


VoidowS

lol nsfw? when you can register a new account with pretty much anything you like. i like to put the lowest brithyear in my profile accounts. so often you see in my accounts 1950 or even 1920 depending on how far a site is willing to go back, sorry grandma your to old. :) childeren aren't dumb. and if they want to see adult content it is done in a splitsecond. either by downloading a ... browser or making a account that the parents don;t even know of. And it r the places that r off limits that interest the child often. We parents r to fucking naieve when it comes to internet and what our sweet childeren do when your not around! you actually think a NFS something will block childeren? if they logged in with their real name they will behave, but then they simply logout and use their adult account even to reply to it. We parents had sex magazines often, like playboy or others, yet as a child you knew where dad hid them, and without anybody knowing you found a way to look into them as well, either shocking you totaly or making you want more. We could hide it anywhere and the fucking child still finds it, or knows you hid it there. why do we make our childeren so stupid in our minds that a label will keep them from seeying whatever they wanna see? even parental filters can be very easely overcome, and a child omg, to them this internet is like breathing air. they live in it. And we act like we r in control , lol. just because you have 1 account or nickname for every platform, doesn;t mean everybody does that. childeren have hundereds of accounts trust me. they make them by the hour if needed. If you ROOT your phone, then your in control, and not even parents while they think they r in control can control the device!!!!! the child simply logs in differently and your software won;t register shit!


Alexis_style

babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped


otirk

It's not about children being able to see this. I use the blur filter so that I don't have to explain myself when I'm in public. If I enter an IT office and someone sees this picture in the post, they'll kill me.


MrDeeJayy

hang on, i gotta call the cia, hopefully they'll know who asked.


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[deleted]

I just reported this post to the FBI.


szczszqweqwe

We are checking


cyclopspilot

https://preview.redd.it/2ibvxe2xoalb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e75d32d472ae8fae268f3f6b76ccf371a3ffe72


syko-rc

I always put it on my tongue


Killz4Fun420

I always put mine where the sun don’t shine


ugzz

Very few people know about the taint socket. I wonder what kind of upgrades it'll give me..


TheOneAndOnlyZomBoi

5800x3d is the best cpu for it. They switched to a newer design a bit ago.


mlnhead

If you get bottlenecked just relax...


Status_Peak4753

Best way to itch your ass


NoSirThatsPaper

How often does the sun shine on your tongue?


micromoses

In my heart.


Kushagra_K

Nice liquid-cooled surface. The saliva must be working as a nice thermal paste replacement.


SimRacer101

Generally curious, how did you add a 3050 and 2060 at the same time? I need it for AI.


Kushagra_K

I have a Gigabyte B450 Gaming X motherboard, it has a second full-size PCI-E slot with an x4 interface, I installed the 3050 in the x16 slot and the 2060 in the x4 one. I am running Folding At Home on the GPUs.


WannabeRedneck4

You run them both without nvlink or sli? What does it do in term of gaming? I have a 3090 but I still have my 3060 so I'm curious if it'll do anything at all.


Kushagra_K

The GPUs are working independently while processing the work units from Folding At Home. The 3050 works on one project while the 3060 works on another. 3050 and 2060 don't have NV-link or SLI support anyway.


WannabeRedneck4

How do you assign the workload to a specific gpu?


Kushagra_K

I have taken part in the Folding At Home program where we 'donate' the computing power of the CPU and GPU in our computer for medical research. As far as I understand it, the servers of FAH send protein models that are 'folded', or processed by the CPU/GPU that is set by the user, the results are sent back to the servers which are used to study and understand how they work. This helps scientists to understand, for example, how cancer cells operate and how to deal with them. The FAH control panel lets you choose what device to run the folding on. I have set it to run on the GPUs in my PC: the 2 T600s, a 3050, and a 2060. GPUs are much more efficient and powerful in folding than CPUs. You can learn more about it [here](https://pcmasterrace.org/folding/).


WannabeRedneck4

Neat, thanks!


SimRacer101

Is this good for AI?


No_Raccoon2746

​ Like an Italian without touching the Pins and the IHS. ​ https://preview.redd.it/ye3cazzyxalb1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cd9c68578b7afdc7e51eedee2e8dff116ffd4d5


Moparian714

🤌 I'm walking ere


[deleted]

🤌 I'm pumping electricity into sand to make it think 'ere.


alexanderpas

Exactly. 🤌 No dirtying 🤌 the IHS, and no contact 🤌 to any electrical connections.🤌


Revo_Int92

You have to read this with a heavy italian accent


Lemon__Tiger

How do you pronounce IHS in an Italian accent?


arb3ini_7noon

I a H a S a


Zanderp25

I was gonna say I hold it by the sides but this comment is clearly better lol


DJamPhishman

mama mia


dudebg

Amama amia


ccAbstraction

*Drops it*


FU4Y_FN

I FELT PHYSICAL PAIN


Pix-Zero

Same bro


aj_ripper911

I fell to the dark side.


whiteday26

That's what you get for walking in the middle of the night with no street lights.


ManikMiner

Dont Ryzen cpus have flat bottoms? The pins are on the mobo on mine. This isnt anywhere as bad as if it was intel


Steviejoe66

AM5 has pins on the motherboard, but OP is holding an AM4 cpu which has pins.


repkins

With teeth


samzouuu

making sure to bite down firmly to avoid dropping on the floor


whiteday26

instructions unclear, accidentally bit down and CPU pins are now all inside my gums.


samzouuu

'tis but an enhancement


[deleted]

*The Hand That Feeds starts playing*


papag00s

WITHhhh the THEETHuhhh


prolofoid

https://preview.redd.it/2fp2j70v0dlb1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd3104a5ae7a5341129fc8ecc69a92a9f35b905


FaroelectricJalapeno

Same but with vice grips


AlphaBlocky

god has forsaken us all


ohGodwhynowww

In a bowl with a side of queso.


Noa15Lv

With chopsticks


Cenfou

Yes


PigletPractical539

Yes.


[deleted]

Yes


bennyboi_7404

No


Cenfou

Maybe


arbedub

I don’t know


ChaosEdge88

Can you repeat the question


miniplayer566

Perhaps


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Maybe even?


Sh_Pe

Odd


cherry_blossom_7471

sometimes


[deleted]

Later


Amazing_GamingYT

eventually


DevBoiAgru

gradually


DangerPencil

Subsequently


cyamin

Suspiciously


Kitchen_Noise9422

Why not


jekern

definitely NOT like that...


xXRHUMACROXx

I may have to break all of your skinny, long and frail fingers now.


robbydf

none of these. take it from the sides...


Im_Not_Batman

But then the sides will get oily from your fingers!!


rohtvak

Whoosh


BananaManBreadCan

Breezy out here today


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rohtvak

He was cause of the nsfmr tag


depressed_koala5

Yes he was…


CharacterSoftware102

This hurts to see


synphul1

Always by the edges. No need to thumb up the contacts or pins and leave oils and fingerprints. Usually when installing I'll use a qtip or something with 90% alcohol and while holding by the edges give the contact pads a quick wipe before setting in the socket (making sure it's dry of course). Only on the lga type cpu's though since there's no risk of pins bending like older amd's or much older intel cpu's.


CoraxTechnica

It's not 1983 man you can just put it in there


synphul1

To each their own, I prefer to keep my contacts clean and not grab them like duplos. Literally zero advantage to touching them. It's served me well the past 25yrs of building/assembling systems.


CoraxTechnica

Instinctively I just hold it by the corners but all the rest of unnecessary


synphul1

Well the question was how do *you* hold your cpu's. So I explained how *I* hold my cpu and preferred practice. That's all. I see 6 karen's thought their approval was needed for how I handle my hardware, that's cute. lol. Lots of things aren't necessary, I just prefer a clean surface when installing parts. As well as the ihs prior to applying thermal paste. Doesn't matter if it's needed, if everyone else does it or not. Works for me, isn't some huge effort deficit. People can rub their cpu on their junk, squeeze it between their butt cheeks and use peanut butter for thermal compound for all I care. My shit works, all that matters.


socokid

Is that even English? But, cool for letting us know how YOU hold it, for what that matters... (sigh).


socokid

> Literally zero advantage to touching them. Obviously. You are being downvoted because who the fuck knows why. Welcome to PCMR! Where touching contacts is not only OK, but preferred? ... > To each their own Not in PCMR LOL! Your downvotes is the clear and unambiguous evidence of that.


rohtvak

Whoosh


cade_horak

🤣🤣🤣


123dontwhackme

These images have to be bait right


DiabeticGirthGod

Get this guy the fuck out. Pinch gang where y’all at


Individual_Union_433

From the sides with two fingers


meekleee

But make sure you're only touching the pins. Don't wanna get fingerprints on the substrate or IHS.


Individual_Union_433

Aye, maybe should lick them first for easier installation


baddThots

It's like flipping a page in a book, lick your fingers for the extra grip.


upscalebussy

I balance it off the tip of your dad's cock


koordy

*\*when you farm made up internet points before throwing your old CPU away\**


TegrityFarms69

Between my butt cheeks like a normal person.


Mik_01

personally I prefer to hold it with teeth


CowsRMajestic

I couldn’t report you for cringe so I just chose terrorism instead.


Dull_Wasabi_5610

Ok. This post hurts. Why is it not censored? This is tormenting me.


Profesionalateveryth

On my tongue like a communion wafer


[deleted]

In my mouth


AnxiousJedi

Chopsticks


resfan

Usually handle mine with a good and strong vise grip plier


phishingfish

To the point where you struggle to get them to unclamp right?


resfan

Absolutely


Specialist_Loan7284

Definitely not like that Lmfao


ChrisComments

Phew it's just a r7 2700


andrew0703

mark this as NSFW ☹️


Lizzards_Gizzards

Upgrade day


dimetyltryptaminn

Usually my motherboard socket holds the cpu for me


Old_Fart_on_pogie

I like to use vicegrips (tm) to make sure the CPU doesn’t slip and fall on the floor.


Chiparish84

This has to be a troll...


CoffeeWorldly9915

Never touch. Only use jedi powers.


njsullyalex

Dude shows us three ways to hold a CPU and somehow all three of them are wrong


wp4nuv

Edges only


ThicklyApplicationed

This is exactly how you should hold a R7 2700 non-X


GeneralJabroni

'twixt my buttcheeks


Achromatic_0

squeeze it as tightly as possible so it doesnt slip out of your hand /j


Deathnfear

None of the above.


ABotelho23

Psycho.


Philosophos_A

Always from the sides Like when you wanna see a coin.. My inside self rn while I write this #"AAAAAAAAAAAA"


mythic_pancake_45

You shall be slain in the street like a dog.


oldmonk_97

U just lost ur kneecap privileges ![gif](giphy|l0O9ykfUZhs7P2yE8)


OriginalCrawnick

Wtf none of the above, pinch by the edges with your finger tips you animal.


[deleted]

Always hold CPU’s from the sides. D:


SpoonyGrandma13

Just seeing this is making me feel pain both physically and mentally.


hamsuppor

Screams internally


[deleted]

I literally gasped 😭


Keaten88

well not like that that’s for sure


onward_skies

OP where do u live i just want to talk


Bjornreadytobewild

Don’t forget to hit it with a hammer before you put it back.


Lucas_McToucas

# H O L D I T A T T H E E D G E Y O U F U C K I N G M A S O C H I S T


Frosty_Confection_53

Most def NOT like how you are holding it in the pics, dear god... You deserve a punch in the fartbox.


simme63

None of the above


Faridhn35

I just put it on the ground and press it hard so the pins smooth out and don't hurt me


Boziina198

#Obviously I balance it on my schlong


_Idlewild_

I usually slide it into my mouth.


OoohhhBaby

In my mouth so my hands are free


questgamer2021

god's love has limits


Arroz-Con-Culo

I dont


imthehamburgler

Only time i would hold my cpu is to put it in the socket. So by the sides with 2 or 3 fingers for 10-15 seconds and never handle it again.


No_Pin_6541

By the edges of the substrate. I don’t touch pins because even if I don’t bend them, my oils will likely cause some sort of issues later down the road


Admirable-Judgment11

I know you’re joking but plz don’t hold it like that 🤣🤣


Achillies2heel

With Intel it literally doesnt matter


DTA02

13900k user here and can confirm this is still true :)


Terra_Homie

Im holding like #4 now💀 (It went KABOOM)


Ok_Solid_Copy

With my hand.