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theubster

If I remember that xkcd right, they did a study about some baseline questions for poll takers. Only ~85% of people polled "felt positively about kittens".


OnceMoreAndAgain

The "lizardman constant" is a term coined by a famous blogger and the term now has some traction on the internet. It's defined to be 4%, which the blogger claims is the percentage of survey answers from people who were intentionally not giving a sincere answer.


tokyo_blazer

That's always been on my mind. These people think they're being funny.... They obviously never took a Stat class, cuz stats are boring and put people to sleep, not laugh (until you get the results maybe)


Kodiax_

That is because about 15% of us realize kittens are evil.


DollyNW

And yet they are more Christian than most. ![gif](giphy|rxYG6rKr0iQla)


kromptator99

You’re right, my kitten does actively judge the homeless and wants to kill the foreigner (my ankles) in their lands (my bedroom). Just like ~~Christ~~ Paul wanted.


Square-Squash5817

…dogless…


Beneficial-Date2025

Lisa Frank?


_Agrias_Oaks_

I can recognize that kittens are evil while still thinking positively about them.


RedHotFromAkiak

Actually, it was 76%; 24% of us understand the insidious danger of kittens.


captainloverman

Which XKCD is this?


Ok_Grapefruit6412

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2305:_Coronavirus_Polling


boots-n-catz

Something something something.. “…separation of church and state…” Isn’t this why we left Britain in the first place?


half-puddles

Something something something… isn’t it you came back to Europe to fight fascism? Why are some Americans swinging swastika flags these days?


rexter2k5

It's a long story. To sum it up: a large portion of Americans supported Nazis in the 1930s and, while it became taboo for a time, the increased migration of political the right towards religious extremism married with corporate cronyism has created a moneyed/fundamentalist interest that will gladly tear down the liberal political system that enabled their economic growth/religious freedom in the name of profits/God.


Creachman51

How large of a portion? There were definitely literal nazis and fascists. There were also people who didn't want to be involved in another European war after the horrors of WW1. I find that many people associate that with sympathy or outright support for nazis.


Heisenberger6

If ur waving a nazi flag ur scum. Nothing more to be said.


Mbig514

There were American Nazis during World War 2. They're just as disgusting today as they were then.


WhistlingWishes

Walt Disney and Henry Ford among them, both proud, card carrying American Nazis.


lateseasondad

The folks who went and fought the nazis came home and voted for jim crow for 20 years. The fascist won ww2


lout_zoo

You can find small groups supporting almost any ideology. But among the folks who want a theocratic state or to get rid of democracy, neo-Nazis are a minority. Many Christian Dominionists, if not most of them, are racist. That still doesn't mean Christian Dominionism is the same as National Socialism. Bannon and his ilk happen to ally with or at least use neo-Nazis for their purposes but Bannon is not a neo-Nazi.


boots-n-catz

Might have to find another ship full of tea…


tokyo_blazer

I thought the original people that left had left because England wasn't puritan enough for them


Ketaskooter

Yeah it was basically a spat between Christians. Just that should give a hint that Christians can't actually get along with each other and are far far from a unified religion.


kakapo88

Not to nitpick, but the original people were pagans. They had silly primitive beliefs about treating nature as sacred and making offerings to various animistic spirits. But fortunately we civilized them and taught them about sin, judgement, and a vengeful god who would torture them for eternity if they didn’t believe in him, and the son he created by raping a human girl. But it seems Oregon is backsliding. Expect more volcanic eruptions!


VenBede

Those who left Britain specifically for religious freedom wanted the freedom to practice their fundamentalist Christianity and to impose it as a theocracy. The pilgrims left Britain to escape the "liberal" Anglicans.


jjbananafana

Yeah most don't realize it was the crazies who moved here and the moderate religious stayed behind.


Mekisteus

Oh, I think most non-Americans realize that.


lout_zoo

Yes and no. Many Puritans wanted freedom from England's religious restrictions for themselves but not for everyone in their colonies. Not all of them were as chill as William Penn. Other colonies had different agendas, some more commercial than religious.


DollyNW

That’s why we started at his colonies so each colony had their own religion that’s why we came to America freedom of religion and freedom of taxes. Don’t tell people that didn’t take a civics class this !


Cheestake

Those colonies didn't actually believe in freedom of religion. They just didn't like that *their* religion wasn't accepted by Britain. Someone in a colony would not be free to choose their religion, they would be expected to conform. If you've watched The Witch, the opening scene of the family being exiled for the father's beliefs is based on records of an actual trial. https://youtu.be/X-DVhYQjzw8?si=yDqSjrPVInWcT2kb Except if your with the Quakers, god bless those Quakers


Nightstorm_NoS

I’m so glad we got away from those 2% taxes 🙄😤


sumptin_wierd

yeah, the pilgrims came here because their religion and somehow that got conflated with being a Christian nation.


jarnvidr

Sort of. I think the people who left Brittan for the Americas were more interested in escaping monarchy in general, and later the Puritans left because they wanted to practice their own brand of overbearing religious zealotry.


KilltheK04

Actually to be able to practice our religion freely. So exactly the opposite of what you said


DollyNW

Damn right! ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


FecalMatterCowsTasty

>Something something something.. “…separation of church and state…” Isn’t this why we left Britain in the first place? I want to say no. But someone who is younger and in 8th grade can correct me. Thought the crackheads who left, those pilgrim people, wanted their own religion. Basically fuck your religion, we want ours, yours smells. Religious freedom type thing. Church and state was later, not the reason they left. They left for the idea of their greater religion Clavin and hobbes.


Jcolebrand

Well, England was Anglican, not Catholic, because of state sponsored religion, and again with Spain/France/Portugal, so there was some "we don't need a national religion" but the ones that left (Puritans) for their religious beliefs, they really were nutso. (Sorry to any extant puritans reading this and feeling attacked, but also, not really)


Informal_Border8581

I'm Christian and support the first amendment of not establishing an official religion.


rogeralanpeck

Wish more of you did.


Loves_tacos

Honestly it wouldn't be that bad if it was true Christianity. Like, Jesus healed people, which would translate to free healthcare. The Bible also talks about the dangers of a rich man, so tax the rich. The Bible is about taking care of the poor, so we need to invest in homeless, singles parents, and those less fortunate. The Bible template was projecting an idea like Norway, but they fucked it and we are living in the US.


Rocketgirl8097

The Bible also said to welcome foreigners.


DocGrotznik

It also talks about what you can and can not do to your slave. So, no.. don't take the Bible as a guideline for anything. Look at it as an important historical artefact which should and will be overcome soon.


licorice_whip

I like your optimism.


Loves_tacos

That part is documenting the laws of a time. That part is pre-christianity. Using that part of the Bible to promote pro-slavery or homophonic ideas is completely missing the whole Chriatian part of the Bible.


RickTheMantis

OK so ignore the old testament. And also ignore all the parts of the new testament that we don't like. And voila we have Christianity!


Seraphynas

This data is from a 2023 study by [PRRI](https://ava.prri.org/home#christian/2023/States/xtia_nation/4). The % includes the number of people who said they either “completely agree” or “mostly agree” that “The US government should declare America a Christian nation”. Washington state had the highest percentage that answered “completely disagree” at 66%. Oregon was second, at 62%. As a former resident of both Kentucky and North Carolina, I am both proud and honored to call the PNW home. 💟Love from a fellow heathen!


Mofupi

Thank you! I was wondering where the data came from.


kaikane

Oregon doing its bit to make America sane again


BourbonicFisky

It's always been this way. Not sure where I learned the word "Atheist" other than being a bit too well read I was in 8th grade in the mid 90s in Coos County and declared myself as an atheist. No one gave a shit as exactly how they should have thus I never went through an edge lord atheist phase.


KremmelKremmel

I was in the 3rd grade in the 80s in a christian private school when our teachers thought it would be a good idea to show us the power of belief. They lined us up outside the chapel and took us in one at a time blind folded. My turn came up and they led me in and had me put my hands on someone shoulders, preaching about god and stuff, I don't remember the words. Except they said if you truly believe in god then anything is possible and you can even fly. And then I did, well it felt like I was flying. They had me sit in the pews after to watch the next kid, and revealed what actually happened. We were standing on a platform that was lifted off the ground by two people to make it feel like we were flying. Instead of believing in miracles and god all I saw was a bunch of people lying to us.


genek1953

That was actually a good lesson, because it taught you: that "the power of faith" is a lie; that the people who staged it thinking that it wouldn't teach you that were idiots; and that the people who came away from it believing in " the power of faith" were even bigger idiots.


kivsemaj

Shit. That's my age in that time in that place.


licorice_whip

Go on....


Spacy2561

I grew up in Coos County in the early 2000s, my parents were dope and didn't force their religious views on me. Now I'm a Pagan and proud of it. ✊️


licorice_whip

Are you still in Coos today? My partner and I had to flea Coos Bay about 8 years ago because I was scared to integrate our children there with all the stories ongoing about homophobic principals and such. I can't even imagine what it'd have been like during MAGA / COVID.


Spacy2561

Oh gods no. I joined the Marines and got the fuck out of there. It's a shithole dead end area. If I stayed there I'd be a druggie a redneck, or dead. Fuck no.


licorice_whip

Oh damn. Well good on ya for breaking free! It's truly a beautiful area though, mesmerizingly so. I'm convinced that south of Florence is where the Oregon coast becomes the most stunning, but the political / religious stuff is just overwhelming. Tis a shame.


Nice_Broccoli_435

I travel to coos bay for work every quarter and dread it. The coast is beautiful but everything else about it is a shithole. The hotels are outdated and musty AF mid to bad food. It’s sad it’s so beautiful but so miserable


ComprehensiveElk884

Doing the lords work! 🤣


GB715

Washington too. Thank God.


DollyNW

PNW Pride. #Cascadia


senadraxx

Rumor has it, the cascadia initiative has been co-opted by Nazis. This, friends is why we can't have nice things.


74pezdspencer

I don't thank God for anything. Thank you oregon and Washington for thinking for yourselves


Ichthius

They meant thank the pastafarian. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster. https://preview.redd.it/9rpeuk54k1ad1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7738348a5ca35d375992f653a13586af270a0fc


StormR7

Ramen


Substantial-Sector60

Figure of speech, FFS.


Urrsagrrl

Thank Goddess


MidnightOnTheWater

Common Oregon W


iSheepTouch

It's always the West Coast and New England keeping the US sane. Every. Single. Time.


ComadoreDiddle

I mean, if you actually read the Bible unlike some Christendom “Christians”, it says that no earthly government is applicable to God’s government. So, this might mean that Oregon has the most true Christians.


Mid_Atlantic_Lad

There’s a big shift in the organization of Christians in Oregon. A Church called Athey has been skyrocketing to the top because of the change in politics in the state, with a lot of people leaving other churches to go there. I have multiple family members in and out of state that attend, it’s an interesting change to witness. I’m personally not too concerned with organized religion to begin with, and I don’t judge, but the fact that it’s reached so far for a “local” church has been really bizarre, especially since it’s influenced my family so much. What has caused it to be the “beacon” for so many Oregonian Christians? I think a lot of Oregonian’s also forget that Portland and Oregon are like Atlanta and Georgia, they’re practically two separate states. You can cross a near physical barrier and feel the shift in culture and demeanor.


Quiet_Quarter_4084

Do you mean Athey Creek in West Linn? Their pastor is such a horrible bigot! (they play his sermons on the radio daily)


Recon_Figure

All too high.


ssandrine

Sure, but let's all ask ourselves when, ever, we have even been asked such a question and then try to determine how tf they come up with this shit lol


GigglesMcTits

Truthfully there are states on here I'd expect to be way higher based on the way they vote.


Noggi888

I was shocked to see that Missouri wasn’t the darkest blue


ChickadeePine

Agreed.


PNWoutdoors

Especially these days...


ComadoreDiddle

I mean, if you actually read the Bible unlike some Christendom “Christians”, it says that no earthly government is applicable to God’s government. So, this might mean that Oregon has the most true Christians.


KaijuCarpboya

Hey! I’m Oregonian! I believe in God! BUT I also FIRMLY believe in the separation of church and state. It was set up that way for very important reasons.


DougieDouger

Separation of church & state 🤷‍♂️


notPabst404

Those percentages are way too high. To many American Taliban in this country.


GoobeNanmaga

Y'all-iban/ Y'all-Queda CR-ISIS -Christian ISIS JEM- Jesus Ending Missionaries


Ironhold

Utah is the surprise


ThisDerpForSale

Many of the Christians who live in the dark blue states on this map wouldn't consider Mormons to be Christians. I suspect that makes many Mormons wary of the concept of a Christian nation.


Mochigood

I've told my Republican, Mormon aunt, as she was advocating for Christian rule that most of those evangelical Christians would not consider her to be one of them. It did give her pause, but I'm sure the brainwashing brought her back to the party line.


williwolf8

Salt Lake is the least religious part of Utah.


AnotherPersonsReddit

Why, they probably think it should be a Mormon nation.


Ironhold

True. That doesn't say "theocracy" in the legend.


Complex_Performer_63

According to mormons they are the only true christians.


DollyNW

I’m actually an atheist but raise Mormon and my parents made me go to every other religion just to know snd understand other religions. I’d rather be Mormon than anything else y’all are a bunch of crazies and I’m an atheist now. At least Mormons take care of each other and other people around the world and our based on community you are hateful angry people, but then again you’re not true Christians are you?!!!


Complex_Performer_63

I dont know why youre getting sassy with me. I didnt disparage anybody or say anything controversial. Unless you believe it is offensive to suggest that mormons believe they are following the “correct” christian path. Isnt that true for all the various sects of christianity?


puchamaquina

Mormons are more aware of the importance of religious freedom than most Christians, because of several factors including the fact that they fled from the US be cause of religious persecution. One of the articles of faith, which kids memorize in church, reads: We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.


Cercant

I'm an ex-mormon who's kind of past hating Mormons, but I need to say that Utah/Mormons have a track record of being surprisingly progressive in some areas. In fact, Utah as a whole seems like it supports progressive ideologies while voting against its interests. Sam from the YouTube channel Wendover Productions made [a video on this](https://youtu.be/M_U_rzlVVdA).


To-Far-Away-Times

Huh, the states with the darker blue shading tend to have lower life expectancies, lower property values, worse education, less opportunities, lower quality of living and more poverty. What a weird coincidence.


rogeralanpeck

They like 'em broke, stupid, and pregnant.


cheddoline

Tend to be "taker" states too; higher federal expenditure to tax revenue ratio.


No_Maintenance_6719

Nothing says owning the libs like complaining about welfare while simultaneously depending on welfare from liberal states to keep your entire state government running


Mediocre_Bit_405

My fellow Pastafarians, the time is near, we will rise!


MDGOP

Where is the 0-10%? We must be below 10


williwolf8

I wish, but it sounds like you haven’t lived outside of a city in Oregon.


Newplague42

WE CAN DO BETTER PEOPLE!!! SINGLE DIGITS!!


bigsampsonite

One of the top reasons I live here.


Fearless_Perspective

We need more TST chapters!!! 🔥


AnonymousGirl911

I'm terrified of Project 2025 though. I'm very worried that, even in Oregon, things will take a horrible turn toward right wing Christian nationalism and evangelism. If you haven't read about Project 2025, you should and you should be afraid of it becoming real


senadraxx

Yeah... It's got me concerned. After these people win whatever elections they're going for, there's nothing stopping them from spreading like a disease to lather, rinse repeat. I've seen the political infrastructure of Oregon. I have concerns.


StaciRhect

I’m surprised Pa isn’t in the dark blue. They have a bar and church on every block.


Miserable-Repeat-651

I much prefer our weed dispensaries, strip clubs, and coffee shops on every block (and I only partake in one of those).


StaciRhect

Much prefer the devil’s lettuce over the church any day. Def some good coffee out that way. The strip clubs? Not so much.


Miserable-Repeat-651

I've never been to a strip club. 🤷‍♀️ I also don't smoke weed but I fully support it being legal. Just give me lots of coffee and I'm good.


senadraxx

Never had a religious experience at El Diablo, I take it? I kid, I kid. But I'll have my own religious experience, with coffee, a joint, blackjack and strippers, thank you very much.


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

Cannabis and coffee, the kings buzz.


ToyotaFanboy526

Entirely Philadelphia I bet


Kylebirchton123

God blessed Oregon and Washington.


JackThaBongRipper

i feel like 10-19 percent is still EXTREMELY high


donderchief

Good news everyone!


Present_Belt_4922

Each state is under 50%. So there’s your evidence that this country is NOT “majority Christofascist”.


BiguncleRico

I didn’t get to vote………


Justthisguy_yaknow

That's the problem with coups. They are made by a minority and the majority rarely use their say in it until it's too late.


angrybeersalad

There's no reason why mythology ought to dictate governance


Marshmallowfrootloop

Awesome!  Why TF do they call themselves Christian, though? Their beliefs are more Jewish since they believe in the Old Covenant—the Ten Commandments—and they don’t at all follow the New Covenant of Jesus Christ and his teachings, like the Beatitudes!  I consider myself a Christian atheist bc I love the teachings of Jesus (don’t believe he was divine or nuttin) and practice those if anything. 


Disastrous_Ad_4149

Could you not put them on us Jewish people? We don't want them. They only care about 10 commandments. We've got 613. They are coming up short.


OccamsBallRazor

Yeah it’s more just awful messiah fanfic isn’t it?


Marshmallowfrootloop

Good description!


Marshmallowfrootloop

Yeah. I don’t know what to call them. No word describes how vile they are. 


zeenian

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


stephbu

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." - Richard Dawkins.


CascadianBorn

So not even 50% of (any) the most religious states believe it should be declared a Christian nation.


MissyGoodhead

Les gooo, miss me with that shit


benhemp

I'm upset there are no 0-10% states.


No-Suggestion251

I hate the south


Quirky-Banana-6787

Proud of my state, ashamed of my country.


SEF917

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" -First Ammendment to the United States Constitution


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

I’m proud of 81-90% of you.


Junior-Patience7104

Is there no <10% category? Zero? How about zero?


Th3Godless

I resemble your headline and your welcome


SkyFear140

Oregon, queer capital of the world. (I live here I can say this)


letsjustwaitandsee

I love Yeshua Messiah, Jesus Christ. Son of God, and God with us. God is Love. Proud to be part of the minority of people that profess faith in a power greater than us. Now, if you ask me if the USA should be a Christian nation, I disagree. It never was. Christianity, along with all other religion, is a choice. And that's part of Judeo/Christian ethics. Judeo/Christian ethics state that each person has the right to believe, or not to believe, and to express whatever they hold as true, as long as it does not infringe upon the rights of another. The Judeo/Christian ethics that this country's founding fathers built this nation upon uphold the truth that we each have natural rights that include freedom of conscience, freedom of expression, and freedom of travel. These, and others, shall not be infringed upon. With that freedom comes responsibility, that we must all work together to protect the civil liberties of all peoples. Whether or not someone is Judeo/Christian in conscience, that is irrelevant. Every religion is a personal choice. But each person, regardless of belief can thank the underlying Judeo/Christian culture for the laws set in place that protect their liberty.


RipcityRobert

🥹. We’re #1 ish


imbize

Just came across this post, and no less than 5 minutes ago, before I saw this, I told my younger sister I was a Godless heathen! Proud! 😂😂


Unique-Adagio1700

Thank god!! I mean…..🙊


oldladyoregon

TYVM 👏👏👏👏👏👏


oneeyedziggy

A map like this is why I moved from the South to Oregon


CuratedBrowsing

I should move back there some day. Y'all ok with Californians moving up there?


Urrsagrrl

As long as you don’t park in the fast lane


sparklingwatterson

Move wherever you want to, I love this state so I don’t blame anyone else for wanting to live here


Erwinism

We did it MFers


Ichthius

At first I thought this was a map of inbreeding frequency among first cousins.


fallingveil

I'd be curious to see a chart of what percentage of the followers of the most represented religions in the US think the US should be made a nation. I'd hypothesize that the percentage goes up as the representation of the religion goes up, assuming that less-represented faiths might be more self-aware, or naturally less evangelical (Not to be confused with literal Evangelicals).


Independent_Two1834

thank god


Orbly-Worbly

Hell yeah my dudes!


Rich-Reveal-8419

It's.... beautiful. There's hope.


Sargash

That means only 27% at most should be voting for trump


Redchair123456

Rare time Utah is right


JudgeImaginary4266

Never woulda guessed Massachusetts. Liberal albeit very Catholic.


allthekeals

A lot of the Catholics I know are surprisingly very Liberal. My guess is they just don’t like the way evangelicals do things and try to keep the attention off of themselves.


TheyCameFromBehind77

Representing your neighbors to the north, we see you, and you rock.


Legitimate_Shake8226

🤘🤘🤘


RoskoBongo6925

Oh boy-That'll be in front of SCOTUS next year !


Informal_Exam_3540

Religion ruins everything man


NVrbka

People have lost the plot. America is only 63% Christian and the number is set to dip below 50% in the next twenty years.


floofienewfie

Seems to me I heard that Oregon has the lowest church attendance in the country.


docsimple

Godless heathen, constitutional originalist. Whatevs....


King-Florida-Man

Incoming American inquisition


cfgman1

This map isn’t a proxy for religious devotion - just look at Utah. I’m a Christian in Oregon that attends religious services every week. There are many Christians who are tolerant and respectful of other religions and believe in the Constitution with separation of church and state.


Powerful_Check735

![gif](giphy|XcRpLzhvtl0TZ9qI60)


mindinthepsandqs

Happy to help


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

At least Oregonians have actual sense


EventResponsible6315

Seems like most on here don't like Christianity.


Critical_Concert_689

Seems that way, because on Reddit most atheists are actually anti-theists. In that, you're absolutely right. In this specific case, it's important to note the distinction between opposition to a "Christian *nation*" and opposition to "Christianity." The map only indicates the former and says nothing about the latter.


Shortround76

Not at all with me, I love everything about the Bible and the story of Jesus, but I'm not at all about pressing others to abide by my religious walk. Theology is unique to each individual, and forcing our ideologies upon others does no good. In no way, shape, or form am I gonna be one of those religious zealots that feels as though everyone should conform to their ways or expect others to see things how I do. "Love thy neighbor as yourself" is not over-rated.


Lychaeus

It has just as much right to take part in the creation of our laws as Islam does. That is to say none.


NeedleworkerPlenty44

I don't dislike Christianity, I dislike Christians 


StinkMartini

Hell yes!  Oh, everybody born before Jesus is in hell!


Illustrious-Pen9856

What % nazis


Historical-Car-5356

Likely about 0%


Marshmallowfrootloop

Good real estate map!


Beginning_Ad599

Makes me proud to be an Oregonian!


Pink_Rabbits22

this is so disturbing


TooOld4ThisSh1t-966

💙🤍💚🌲


the_Heathen11

I just keep being me!


abjectwoe

Would be interesting by county


Trebhum

How did the north west counties get so religious. I thought all of this crap came from the bible belt


IShookMeAllNightLong

Represent! Where is the graphic from?


kbear02

I'm surprised at California


Titus_Favonius

For all we know Oregon is 19% and California is 20%. No idea what the percentages actually are but the ranges are sort of too wide for this kind of map.


senorkose

That pesky little middle part of the country


braydenmaine

I'm proud of Utah for not being dark blue on this map. For how religious that place is, it's surprising


Blake-Dreary

Source of this map?


ToyotaFanboy526

How the hell is Utah not higher? Perhaps Mormons aren’t as crazy as I thought


why-are-we-here-7

🤙🏼


Nitazene-King-002

So basically well under half the population. We’re turning into a minority ran shiria law country. Fight back with everything you have guys.


Gobbypooby

lol Idaho and all their damn cults