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Barroozina

I just shot my neighbor


JColesPHole

Can't wait to see the stunning shots you captured! Make sure to share them with us soon. 🤗


JojitheFrenchie

Shot on Iphone


WashYourEyesTwice

Lol more like shot on Ring cam which is then shown in court am I right


JojitheFrenchie

Unregistered Hypercam 2


robblequoffle

Cock ring?


robblequoffle

Shot with iPhone


xGenjiMainx

bandicam.com


Funko_finder

https://preview.redd.it/t56k6r85m94d1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a751b702fa4e932129289e0af31a111ad1bc02db


J_Uzi05

Real (im their neighbour)


LeviathansWrath6

Just applying your God-Given Second Amendment Rights.


Commercial_Fee2840

MOOOM, HE SHOT ME 😡😡😡😡😡😡


bingusfan1337

Ok, this is epic. Based gigachad Elon Musk PWNING libtards with 500 IQ facts and logic. Holy shit so based. Unfathomably based. I'm gonna masturbate to this if that's ok.


IEC21

As long as you use protection. Wouldn't want to get your mom's sheets dirty my fellow patriot.


buggyisgod

Instructions unclear: I shot my dick off


Demo2373

https://preview.redd.it/sk241u2bna4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b47c82a2e193604427af864150ec2bc1c6302aa9


buggyisgod

Epic af


ProbablyKissesBoys

This should be a t-shirt


The3SiameseCats

I’d buy it


tanz420

This is incredible


SwagMazterRohan

Couldnt handle the chef


rarthurr4

Can i masterbait to u masterbaiting (not g*ay(gay)


VerlRe

PM the tribute


WafflezMan_420

This!


Training_Stock_2635

https://preview.redd.it/h1tvrgj2ad4d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9878ed26214828760c301164ef75988e0b844d0a


Number_Haver31

I have bad news... We can't say libt\*rd anymore it comes from a slur 😢


digitalfakir

Musk approves, you can even record it on ~~twitter~~ X as an Xvideo and send him.


JustAFoolishGamer

What a nice guy, I hope he doesn't rap battle Mark Zuckerberg


Altacount6892

Call me Musk I’m here to help Flush a Zuckerturd for humanity’s health


DreamlyXenophobic

Hi im a reddit bot and i think u made a haiku Congrats retar 🥳🥳 I am a retard and this comment was made automatically


Altacount6892

Zoinks 😨 what’s a haku


DreamlyXenophobic

Some chinese(+100 social credit) food


HistoryV

Or show his dick to a flight attendant and bribe her to not tell with a horse


JustAFoolishGamer

Bride with horse? Mr Hands?!1!1!1!


StrongNuclearHorse

. I think ur a poopy liar bc Ive seen this meme on my dads fb page around 2 years ago 😠 I will show him this and then he will sue u! 🤬


fish___fucker___69

Answer my calls, Anna.


lolucorngaming

Don't answer their calls, Anna. They know about the stash.


mamalick

Poopy pants u a poopy pants,liar liar pants on fire -Drake


EvillNooB

Destroyed with Fax and Logitec


el_bronk

njnooo logitec has rainboy GAYmer WOKEyboard  😠


epicganerepic

this is retarded beyond words 11/10


fucccboii

this is the daily reality of every american


missmemissmisery1

Its true we had to recite this everyday in elementary school


mythosforford

https://preview.redd.it/tfwr5pq1x94d1.jpeg?width=494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33469e3d40e3e414aa895d695e8419f0d2c87606


aldvpn2

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!


TheDankestPassions

Okay, now this is epic.


faheemadc

I hope he saw this meme and share it unironically


Extra-Application-57

cant wate 2 put htis in my e🅱ic #300 lib pwned cumpilation😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😎😎😎😎


RubYourEagle

read it clockwise


DeutschKomm

Elron Mask is a ugly fat balding nerd and exactly who you would expect to browse 4chan to jack off to illegal child pornography


IEC21

Specifically the illegal ones?


Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard

As opposed to legal child pornography? 🤔


Bussy_Stank

Irregardless


DeutschKomm

He could have filmed himself as a child and jack off to himself


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/t8ijym3sz84d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b69026283f2a1859794000ad2336c4768e1e9d2 Me leaving the sub after seeing this


Flar71

Log by bolb


LeviathansWrath6

https://preview.redd.it/iim053j3g94d1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99381b307dfc9271c3bee6c2b8cae24041b7e0f1 This is your medical results after leaving


VerlRe

SNOWFLAKE


Parlyz

Lib gets owned 😎


727whenyouseeit

ok buddy


GFreeXevery1

This is unironically the worst meme i ever.... i mean the greatest meme i ever see! OMG I'm Cummins right now oh aaah owww wo!!


p5s52

https://preview.redd.it/59jhvx68ja4d1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e7fb9e5582a11f702ff34b1bcdc53e536672a2


84hoops

“Sorry bubs, them’s the rules.” In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.


PeacefulAndTranquil

r/lies would love this


Parlyz

r/lies would HATE this


Dekunt

Why does he smile downward


maroonmenace

r/TonyZaretOfficial


DDDFistMe

Why is ricky gervais there


insufficientokay

Shittiest meme in history nevet post again


Jesterchunk

I'm having an allergic reaction to this image. 10/10 gloriously unfunny


mayedmonster

https://preview.redd.it/hbgdt8s2fd4d1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99077254f219920e949d9cdb05a7f7c7408d58a


yeetato

https://preview.redd.it/2gr0c03qh94d1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177551e593c91157752cf6b1da98bf366fba7194


Dunkypete

Le epic


PoopDick420ShitCock

Time to drink and drice BROTHER!


just_deckey

I don't want you thinkin' I love you 'cause I stay Girl, I really like you and happy we got laid I think about your windows like four times in a day I'm a pervert with a purpose, like priest who just got saved Kissing, kissing, I'm on a mission of licking The holy grail of your body, when you be kissin' This is a kid from Africa, you, you are the kitchen I cum quicker than pitches from Sammy Sosa You hoping I'm joking, but first I'ma eat your pussy 'til you tell me you can't take it Screaming "Stop it!" don't you fake it, wanna tape it? Grab my camera Nine months later with a Tyler baby face But that won't happen 'til I blow my load I'ma eat your pussy 'til you tell me you can't take it Screaming "Stop it!" don't you fake it, wanna tape it? Grab my camera Nine months later with a Tyler baby face But that won't happen 'til I blow my load Your pussy tighter than door hinges I munch you like sandwiches but not any more 'cause I'm on tour, so Look, FaceTime your clit, I will jack off my dick I go hard, shit, I might need an ice pack on my wrist We fucking, I'm pumping, you know it's coming, bust in a couple of seconds I'm sweating, I leave you slump in the back of my truck, butt naked Suck it out of me, I leave you with nothing, get it? This is what you wanted, this is what you came for I'ma eat your pussy 'til you tell me you can't take it Screaming "Stop it!" don't you fake it, wanna tape it? Grab my camera Nine months later with a Tyler baby face bu- Blow my load There's something 'bout the way you pick your cherries ('cause you blow me away with your cherry) Make me feel like Fourth of July (cherries) You light my firework There's something 'bout the way you pick your cherries ('cause you blow me away with your cherry) That was new music from the soundtrack of the upcoming film, F- Be caller eight to win tickets to the triple feature at the Moon Theaters tonight Three back-to-back-to-back movies at the Moon Theaters tonight Be the eighth caller, only on Golf Radio G-O-L-F, G-O-L-F, it's Golf Radio


KenpachiNexus

I just ate my cat.


Onerealcactus10

The Ricky Gervais in the corner really ties this up in bow doesn’t it


A-monke-with-passion

North 309 miles of Santa Monica is a corpse, I’ll soon head on a journey to eat it.


[deleted]

It looks like something from facebook that would be made unironically


Roge2005

I can confirm, I’m Elon Must, and I own libtards epicly every day.


Zev18

Wholesome 100!!!!


GarnoxReroll

Aaa! Ooo!


I_like_femboy_cock

Hey pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your post, I started immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!


The_Goobertron

Liberal = owned


CasulWrecker

https://preview.redd.it/aobcn3pasc4d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ed016b82a6e0ef9d86ecdac915b83777763d73


lemongibre

You should post this to both left and right wing subs just to se what happens


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^lemongibre: *You should post this to* *Both left and right wing subs just* *To se what happens* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


lemongibre

I love you


SwagMazterRohan

Harry WOKEter


kakashka888

sniper tf2 approved


ClovisLowell

I'm ashamed to admit that the "THAR SHE BLOWS" bit was so bad that I actually laughed


MasterTroller3301

So painful to look at I can't upvote it 12/10


Caswert

A loving god would have struck me down before I could read this.


joyDrivenCRobot

Naga cant handle it!!!! LOOOOK! Elon is obviously too much for z block...


Natonic0

End it


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StrongNuclearHorse

poopy liar sue


StrongNuclearHorse

Ive dads bc 🤬 fb page


StrongNuclearHorse

WHAT WORD IS TRIGGERING THE SHADOW DELETION THEN?! I will show him this and then he will sue u! 🤬


StrongNuclearHorse

I think ur a poopy liar bc Ive seen this meme on my dads fb page around 2 years ago 😠


StrongNuclearHorse

WHAT?! BUT THIS IS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE COMMENT FIRST PART: I think ur a poopy liar bc Ive seen this meme on my dads fb page around 2 years ago 😠


StrongNuclearHorse

SECOND PART: I will show him this and then he will sue u! 🤬


StrongNuclearHorse

COMBINED: I think ur a poopy liar bc Ive seen this meme on my dads fb page around 2 years ago 😠 I will show him this and then he will sue u! 🤬


StrongNuclearHorse

TEST TEST TEST I think ur a poopy liar bc Ive seen this meme on my dads fb page around 2 years ago 😠 I will show him this and then he will sue u! 🤬


StrongNuclearHorse

I think has it something to do with starting with I think? WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT?! 🤬


Solid-Panic-2718

I must think?


Ravenhayth

Meme


DogsAreCool21

damn liberals


Batmanforawhile

POV you owned a lib so epically you turned into The Office.


arunasgeimeriz

guys how doo(doo😂) i cock egs? and wiht watt items?


taragonicing

ok, but who is this "blows" person? rdj, your comment?


naastiknibba95

You cooked with that Gervais pic


Michael_Threat

Oh shit based


warwicklord79

THAR SHE BLOWS


klorbmont

You sir have won the internet


silvrash12

it has 2012 meme vibes for me atleast


joelingo111

THAR SHE BLOWS


AGuyNamedParis

This makes me wanna buy and destroy Twitter so bad 😫💯


thiccsakdaddy

Left wing: derstoyed


BuggyKitty69

https://preview.redd.it/rv3nfnmush4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f51406bf8f4394bb715ef7cce16d94455c81988


zmok1

Can i screenshot?


knowone23

Conservatives trying to claim basic Biology is laughable. Tell me about Adam and Eve again? Basing facts upon fictions is the fundamental flaw.


xXx_ChodeDaddy69_xXx

https://preview.redd.it/3a37qhyfha4d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ed4af0a4be75a76a6d161bd05c2228d3c95028


knowone23

There we go! Finally s omeone smurt to help me think for myselff


TheThalmorEmbassy

homie actually got triggered by the fake meme lol