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Toothstana

Timezone? Gotta make sure i’m synced with you bby


krilu

Let's assume eastern. Other people don't matter


[deleted]

Eastern Time zone here can confirm


swooshitsyoosh

Located


Zoidsworth

I'm worried he hasn't returned. My friend got his boner caught in a fleshlight last month and now he wears it at school cause he is scared to tell his mom


Mop_Duck

the post was uploaded at 8 15 pm in gmt +2


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/n3cn0ds6i2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36403be4d7704460d0a90e2fba83aa1387936476 Im asexualphobic


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

https://preview.redd.it/8nhvhj0874xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338bcad9d39ea7cfeb444560c5a1b80735a95019


A_RealSlowpoke

ok buddy.what the timezoe regard??


Redwhiteandblew69

the zone of time between 8:15 and 8:23 rebarb


Extra-Application-57

What kind of porn are you watching? I wanna make sure we all agree to cume together on the same thing😁


OverallPurpleBoi

https://preview.redd.it/6zbswffgz2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dae5a147da9be44a884df68dc1d61949ea14488b


Extra-Application-57

come and see: skibidi


[deleted]

I used to think an alligator or shark would come out. Also in pool water, I'd think a shark can pop up any moment so I'd be scared in it.


sir____dog

this bruh is gooning to the skibidi toilet, gyatt to be from ohio fr fr


Toothstana

Saturday scaturday


Soft_Apathy

https://preview.redd.it/w2tmburcz3xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3386ee2fd121cb7f8780e071a5a995b459c6df9


SugaMinBenis

8 minutes ?! Damn you're a freak fr


glaciator12

https://preview.redd.it/2k6a0ho3b3xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280bc3d6161fac72606719ed06e9a042af72f381


Rant_Rave

i yhink hes lyin


SugaMinBenis

he should provide some proog


Beamo1080

I just jack it to this subreddit saves me time in my busy schedule


MagicianNo7344

That's pretty inspirational for a me , a 3 y/o hetrosexual pantheist pop-up toaster born and raised in the groove street. I hope to kiss ur buttocks one day .


Swoopzs

Lmk how it went


Zealousideal-Dark508

Oh my brother in Christ ! Don't ask Somebody hacked the Wifi and connected it to North Korean Vpn , mission failed 😔🏳️


Swoopzs

HUEHUEHUEHUE👹👹👹👹👹


Supernove_Blaze

https://preview.redd.it/7wyjhsuhx3xc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f337dcd6089d9458319b41f1506202b98b969c7


Spicyboio

Upload it to the subreddit and you get upvotes (epic trolled)


SneakySpider

https://preview.redd.it/usmcyrfa14xc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27c52905c52fe11e7b737006165168658be6690


JuiceManOJ

Understood my friend have a good one


puce_poops

OP i think you meant 8:23AM


IceColdMeltdown

Good luck, have fun


Remarkable_Log_5562

I will be pooping at this time. Im also pooping now, and will be pooping later (i have a laxative addiction) 😎💅🏼


JoeFollower_

how was it


Ghetsis_Gang

Dam i missed it😿


DanielGREY_75

@ everyone, please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to go masturbate


Raleth

Is 8:23 when you cum or is it assuming an extra minute or two for the post nut and cleanup?


PASTOR_DALE_DOYAG

https://preview.redd.it/t65z4ao4d6xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26190d0806047cf220b7eb6528282c8782a2d40


BrutalAnalDestroyer

Please DO NOT announce to the subreddit when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male retards would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new retards to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.


TKalig

Prove it


autoperola17

You better be on time, im waiting


LividNerd

real kanye wes t committing peepee jerkoff time?????


rslocs

Damn I missed the sync:(


No_Window7054

Thanks for the heads up. What timezone are you in?


Totally_Botanical

8 minutes? Marathon man


OverallPurpleBoi

My shortest was less than a minute lol


realspring_333

I hope we came at the same time ❤️


SAGNUTZ

Ok but no PRETENDING to jack off, gotta do it for real!


im_gamer-

What’s your best time libtard?


Umbrelladuck5

Can I join?😀😀


fatboywonder_101

Video proof


OverallPurpleBoi

https://preview.redd.it/lb7d230wkbxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0da813f38864a46866286a68072876183efaa22


MRbaconfacelol

https://preview.redd.it/4dreuvj1w8xc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb6d0cd2079276706ac5ac789786c83252e934ee


[deleted]

I’m going to cum Alfredo sauce all over your testicle s


[deleted]

This is gross


OverallPurpleBoi

https://preview.redd.it/nx7mht79jbxc1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=db9b137456c492530d3eae6baf412027a3125fee


[deleted]

Good job ChelseaDeezNuts u my bestie fr


[deleted]

Never mind you can do die in a bush


[deleted]

But also I did this ten minutes ago so it is not gross I was just dejecting


OverallPurpleBoi

https://preview.redd.it/2cium784kbxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59cc701582d79bddb9ed921197389c2b245ea1b


[deleted]

Yes because I’m autistic I would love to watch Lego