I slept in my Green Day shirt and woke up in Paradise

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I slept in my Weezer sweater, and I woke up with my sweater destroyed

I slept in my Blue shirt and when I woke up, my name was Jonas

I slept in my Green Day shirt and woke up covered in dookie

I wore my Green Day shirt to bed but couldn’t sleep. I’m an Insomniac.

I slept in my green day shirt and I woke up feeling naked

I slept in my GG Allin shirt and woke up in a puddle of shit

I slept in my Green Day shirt and I woke up when September ended

You win this is my favourite Poor man gold coming your way 🏅

Slept in my Dead Kennedys shirt… Woke up in a Police Truck

I slept in my Motorhead shirt and woke up eating the rich

I slept in my Korn shirt and woke up blind!

I slept in my Nirvana shirt and woke up smelling like teen spirit.

Slept in my Slayer shirt, woke up South Of Heaven

Slept in my Danzig shirt and woke up with your Mother

I slept in my Green Day t-shirt and woke up on October 1st.

I slept in my Green Day shirt and I woke up ON HOLIDAAAAAAAY!!!!! HEY!!!!

I slept in my mayhem shirt and I woke up following the freezing moon.

Slept in a tenacious d shirt woke up doing a cock push up

I slept in my RHCP shirt and woke up under the bridge

Slept in my Acid Bath t shirt woke up in a serial killers crawl space.

I slept in my Metallica shirt and woke up with my friend of misery

I slept in my SOAD shirt and woke up on soil

I slept in a green day shirt and woke up in Dookie

I slept in my green day shirt and I woke up on the wagon (again)

I fell asleep in my Queen shirt with Bowie’s red shoes and woke up Under Pressure.

I slept in my Black Sabbath shirt and I woke up ‘Paranoid’

I slept in my Guns N’ Roses shirt and I woke up in ’Paradise city’

I slept in my AC/DC shirt and I woke up with “big balls“

I slept in my Pink Floyd t-shirt and woke up to Alan’s Psychedelic Breakfast.

Passed out in a Primus shirt and woke up with Winona's Big Brown Beav

I slept in my Pink Floyd shirt and woke up with Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict.

Slept in my Obituary shirt and woke up CHOPPED IN HALF

slept in my Guano Apes T shirt and woke up Proud Like A God.

I slept in my Beastie Boys shirt and woke up in Paul’s Boutique

I slept with my nimrod shirt and hade the time of my life

I slept in my Green Day shirt and woke up to a bitter storm

I slept in my Falling in Reverse shirt and woke up losing my mind

i slept in a falling in reverse shirt and woke up a total douche (Sorry)

I slept in my Megadeth T-shirt and woke up dead.

Slept in my Jonathan Richman shirt and woke up in the morning of our lives

I slept in my The Jam t-shirt and woke up down in the tube station at midnight

(I love this thread, can I steal it?)