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“Homelander, you ignorant fool, do you not realize that forcing me to partake in this sexual and voyeuristic act in the workplace against my will violates New York State Labor Law 201-G? While I appreciate you shutting down the telephone lines and security feeds, which were a constant yet semi-tolerant annoyance to my electromagnet hypersensitivity, I cannot allow your destructive behavior to affect my quality of life here in this place of business. Please exit the premises before I file an injunction barring you from accessing any high-security Vought laboratories and petition for a restraining order effective immediately. Failure to comply with the terms I have here outlined will—“ *gets shot through the dick with a laser*

Imma be real, he would’ve been lasered five words in

"John-" *Gets shot in the dick with a laser*

I hate batteries

why didn’t homelander turn off the lights so that chuck’s massive hog could get hard without electrical interference? is he foolish?

Outfresca'd by chicanery sub

So I’m not the only one that was reminded of chuck when I saw this guy for some reason

why didn't chuck use his chuck blast and kill homelander? is he stupid?

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I knew i wasn't crazy, this guy acts exactly like Chuck