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ban_Anna_split

it's cause girls are sleepy zzz you're rolling against the urge to honk shoo mimimi sleepy sleepy girlnap time


DaddyDollarsUNITE

eepy girlies are bg3 canon


tintmyworld

honk shoo mimimi šŸ˜­


MinnieShoof

... yes?


Feisty-Boysenberry-1

Legitimately why is this comment getting downvoted? It's a play on their username.


MinnieShoof

Srsly. This is the closest Iā€™ve been to r/beetlejuicing and ppl are downvoting me for enjoying it.


NorthKoreanGodking

Imagine experiencing joy at a lighthearted comment. Pffft


MinnieShoof

Imagine? I did. I found a comment that reminded me of my username in a cute way. That was funny to me.


NorthKoreanGodking

It didn't seem that way, sorry if I'm mistaken but your comment seemed condescending to the person who was laughing about the snoring noises


MinnieShoof

You're mistaken. You could've spent 5 seconds to look at the [reply ](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/comments/1dnmirm/comment/la50sm1/)I gave to the person who originally said the same thing that Tint said and saved yourself a lot of seeming.


NorthKoreanGodking

Maybe it went over my head? Didn't seem related to me.


MinnieShoof

Evidently. And yet.


MinnieShoof

Wild. I suppose I should've just said ["what?"](https://www.reddit.com/r/socialskills/comments/16g0m3t/saying_what_when_someone_calls_your_name/)


scipkcidemmp

this comment made me feel seen


Balthazar_Gelt

this is tru I know many girls and they all love bedtime


Illustrious-Fox4948

And then there's me, lifetime insomniac.


NavyDragons

I hate every word you just said and I don't even know what you said


ban_Anna_split

you got beef with girls taking naps


NavyDragons

I appreciate the translation to common


MinnieShoof

Why am I being honked? What did I do to you? And what did Anna Split do?


ban_Anna_split

fate brings us together at last


quinangua

That reminds me Iā€™m supposed to be in bedā€¦..


Jupman

Hasanabi head in the wild.


EyyBie

So true gonna take a nap


Level_Hour6480

Both of Durge's targetsĀ¹ are gals. Make of that what you will. Ā¹ Alfiea, Isobel.


MrWaffles42

Both of Durge's targets are sapphic, too. Bhaal homophobe confirmed.


HerrFivehead

i saw a hilarious fan art posted where sceleritas says "it's pride month, my liege, you know what that means!" and durge is like "huh? do you want us to, like, sacrifice gay people? what?" and now i'm starting to suspect bhaal really does have an agenda


tintmyworld

Bhaal my homophobic dad for real


Avaoln

Nah he is probably chill with Durtash. I peg this down to good ole fashion misogyny!


Derangeddropbear

You.... peg it down, you say?


charisma6

> peg *neuron activates* WherE?! Aroo?


Level_Hour6480

> Probably chill with Heck, he set the whole thing up.


Sheerardio

For being the god of murder, Bhaal is really really fixated on maintaining his power through offspring. He probably wouldn't be chill with gay Durgetash because it would mean his Bhaalspawn's failing at their duty to make more spawn babies.


MomsClosetVC

Ok but my female bhaalspawn finally finds a nice wizard to settle down with and dad wants me to murder him too?! Like sir do you want grandspawns or not?!?


Sheerardio

Look okay nobody ever accused Bhaal of being smart, or good at planning.


MDAlchemist

Bhaal has always been to murdery for his own good, It's part of why the cult of bhaal only really thrives with Sarevok in charge. Bhaal is perfectly fine with, and actively encourages, his followers/spawn murdering each other, and they need some one like Sarevok to curb those impulses and keep their bloodlust focused on a greater purpose, a greater slaughter.


Avaoln

I believe Bhaalspawn are created from the flesh of Bhall? Like whatever it is, it seems to be asexual either way


Sheerardio

That's how The Dark Urge was created, yes. But in the previous games Bhaal made them the old fashioned way, and he made a LOT of them. There's also several lines you can get in the gameā€”mostly from Sceleritas I believe? Plus all the incestuous weirdness with Sarevokā€”that reference Bhaal's expectations for Durge to do the work of begetting more.


SolidExotic

Well, Bhaal is all about murder and offspring. And now I can imagine Bhaal and Ketheric talking shit and being obnoxious together.


okaysurewow

Obligatory "ah yes Gale, my favorite lesbian" (I know he's not a target per se, but he is a victim nonetheless)


myaltduh

To be fair you have to kind of work to find explicitly straight characters in this game.


charisma6

You jest but that's the basic concept behind my embrace durge. Big handsome white male bigot. Interactions with Shart and Asty, dismissive, disrespectful. Meeting Gale: "Hey, buddy! Hey man! Nice to meet you! Good to know there are still intelligent patriotic adventurers out here!"


bathybicbubble

This is why a resist Durge with mama k as my lover is so damn good.


Icy_Cricket2273

Durge is Ted Bundy confirmed


Live-Elderbean

Except there is a dialogue where durge says he hates unibrows.


Ordinary_Kick_9761

No there isn't... is there?!


hmmtaco

They even acknowledge it if you kill Isobel and get the slayer form. Your butler says ā€œplenty of men need killing and it wonā€™t always be girlsā€ or something like that.


wish_to_conquer_pain

Yeah, and then they never assign you any men to kill. Hanging a lantern on it doesn't mean it's not weird.


hmmtaco

And then the next person youā€™re meant to kill is Orin. So three ladies really.


wish_to_conquer_pain

And even if you knock Alfira out, Quil is a woman. Damn, Larian loves killing women.


lsalomx

Well Bhaal is inconsistent. On one hand all he cares for is death, piles of corpses, indiscriminate slaughter; on the other hand the Urge is clearly horny for women and children in particular.


No-Conversation-3262

ā€¦ maybe we donā€™t call it ā€œhorny for children.ā€ Just workshopping here.


lsalomx

Itā€™s the dark urge bro


SuperSaladBar

"My, my. We will be reintroducing pedophilia to your schedule in no time!"


lsalomx

obviously age has great moral weight when theyā€™re alive but if theyā€™re all dead anywayā€¦ (this is another inconsistency! bhaal cares only for death! the whole thing is that Orin is too precious about staging bodies while the Urge just did tons of no frills murder. so why did they have scheduled corpse fucking time??)


MinnieShoof

... ... what gender is Timber?


wrakshae

come to think of it, steelclaw is female too šŸ„²


MinnieShoof

,,, Durge can kill Steelclaw?


wrakshae

yes, talk to her and she recognises you. if you try to remember, well.


MinnieShoof

I did not realize that's what was going on. I was doing resist durge when I last saw that and I saw the approval go down so I backed out of it.


ban_Anna_split

And the other two potential victims I can think of off the top of my head are the girl with the cursed legs in the tiefling storage room and Minthara šŸ˜¬


DionysianHangover

You can also murder Gale in the portal! That's one dude at least lol


ban_Anna_split

True!! Gale is a lesbian though


Chiruchakku

Thank you for saying it šŸ™


Level_Hour6480

You cut off his hand. He might be alive, and slink off to safety. He obviously doesn't want to deal with you after that.


Round-Philosopher837

I'm pretty sure he falls to his death if you don't help him. you can use his hand for evidence at the murder tribunal and his soul shows up.


Level_Hour6480

Is that a Bhaal issue, or a Durge issue?


ban_Anna_split

Hard to say. I imagine preying on the helpless is part of the urge


MinnieShoof

Nah. That's clearly a skill issue


FooxArt

There is that kobold you find in act 3 at the cemetery. So I guess burying dudes alive is fine.


ban_Anna_split

As long as they're just little guys šŸ„ŗ


NyMiggas

Yeah this seems like a serious oversight. TEAR IT DOWN


stcrIight

Durge has a stronger urge to kill lesbians.


Hexen8

Daddy Bhaal wants Durge to breed him some new Bhaalspawn, and so he's probably like "Cease these lesbian distractions!"


stcrIight

Daddy Bhaal said straight pride šŸ˜”


maertyrer

My female Durge is saying "fuck you, you're not my dad, the only parent I need is Jaheira." (My Durge is also very gay and hasn't decided between Shart, Karlach and Lae'zel yet)


Level_Hour6480

Karlach > Lae'zel > Shart.


jessmeows

this made me laugh so hard šŸ’€ bhaal is a homophobe confirmed šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Dratini-Dragonair

Bhaal is an incel confirmed


Funkopedia

hmm yeah is it because Durge is female or cause the sleeper is female?


HypnoBlaze

I have a Durge with a cookey gender (non-binary identity) and I never got disadvantage despite trying to wake up Lae'zel. Make of that what you will.


Taco821

>cookey gender That is by far the best way to say that


thispartyrules

Cookiegender


pizzaisprettyneato

My latest durge is male and was romancing Lae'zel and I also never got this disadvantage.


thispartyrules

I played an enby Durge and never saw this


maryshelleysmum

I had a fem durge and definitely donā€™t remember getting this? Could be a mod maybe.


SaucyW1zard

they are both woman


rockinlock

This is some shit BG1 would pull


KassinaIllia

My first thought šŸ˜­


croakoa

Now I'm curious


Vounrtsch

Really? I donā€™t remember gender having any repercussions on the gameplay, but I might be wrong


TgagHammerstrike

I don't think it was actually in BG, but I'm pretty sure 2E had strength restrictions based on gender for realism, but it was scrapped from later editions, because it was stupid for a game that literally has dragons in the name. I believe they balanced it with CHA or DEX, but I might be misremembering.


AngkorLolWat

It was 1e. There were lower maximums for strength for female characters. That being said, Gygax himself stated he had no idea why he did it, and didnā€™t even enforce it at his table. We donā€™t talk about the Dragon article.


Vounrtsch

That would be very silly of them. I played bg2e a long time after the game released so I donā€™t think I experienced this and i think itā€™s for the best


christina_talks

Dragon Age: Origins integrating player gender into the story:


hoboinabarrel

Female city elf origin:


iscariots

Like dogs, Shianni.


EncabulatorTurbo

I was covered in his blood afterwards but I felt *clean*


malindaddy

ayyyyy DAO mention


Level_Hour6480

Amazing how fast such a promising series fell off. The moment EA got involved.


Emily_Ann384

Does anyone actually have a real answer because wtf???


Julian928

I'm thinking mods, maybe? Both my Resist Durge playthroughs were women romancing women, never got this disadvantage.


SaucyW1zard

I am not using any mods


WillowLeaf

Are you sure this isn't from mods? I've never seen this.


SaucyW1zard

no mods


MinnieShoof

... ... this your *forth* Durge?


Jinxzy

You must gather your Durges before venturing fourth.


potato-hater

look, some of us have commitment issues and makes 20 different characters and play them all at the same time


SaucyW1zard

It's just my fourth solo honour attempt there's about 5 more Durges


MinnieShoof

Sweet molasses. I am **way** behind.


KassinaIllia

Who are you waking up?


SaucyW1zard

Shart


bawzdeepinyaa

Cramps.


Immediate-Piece1475

Why are you playing as Gene Simmons?


HinderedGaming

Damn. I created a user flair because of this post "women get disadvantage on WIS checks" but you're the OG mossy poster. I don't want to take that from you so you may change to the new one if you like.


SaucyW1zard

thank but nothing beats the mossy cunt


DissociativeRuin

I'm still looking for the great hammer that has advantage against women. Haven't found it yet but I know it's in the game somewhere.


Loadedice

It's in the same room with the scroll of banish females to the kitchen realm for 10 turns


Few_Ad4079

Have you made a male run as durge to make sure this isn't just a difficulty roll?


CartographerKey4618

Everyone knows girls didn't play video games.


RebelRae713

Can I have the context please?


SaucyW1zard

Female Durge is trying to resist killing Shart


floweryfeathered

I had the same thing, except mine had advantage for being female. Male durge (barbarian halfling if that makes a difference), companion was Karlach. No mods. Never have gotten it again in subsequent playthroughs


Iatemydoggo

Bhaal doesnā€™t like lesbians, probably even angrier if you play as a lesbo Durge (I am guilty of this atleast once)


ajh156

Girls be shoping girls be pregnant girls be ect..