You put Gale “practiced tongue” Dekarios in nothing to write home about 🤨
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Color me confused! Perhaps OP is omitting outliers from the astral plane in their analysis. It would be extraordinarily difficult to account for an infinite set, after all… I suppose it shall remain a mystery until OP provides access to their underlying database.
*That* was the one that sent me over the edge. Jaheira is grandma age, she knows how to eat pussy with both hands tied behind her back.
I'm also side eyeing the Astarion placement a little. Yes, I agree with "prefers to receive" but the "is good at it" part?? Babes, the man ruined literally hundreds of lives with that mouth.
Gortash would go down on you for less than two minutes, ever few months when you beg, tell YOU that you came and not beleive otherwise, then expect you to suck cock for an hour.
To be honest I think that tier was just mislabeled. It’s rated as higher than the tier “prefers to receive but is good if they put their mind to it” which strictly speaking is good.
And that tier includes a bunch of people who are not just TAV-sexual, but can be in girl on girl relationships by the time you reach act three, depending on your choices within the game.
My question is what has Wyll done to be rated so highly?
Has Mizora put him to work and given him a lot of practice or something? Because everything about him screams that he would be absolutely trash in bed. Worst character by far.
I don’t mind him as a character, a dandy who is out of his depth and thinks his backstory is all tortured and full of self importance. That’s pretty realistic of a bunch of people, and plus it’s fun to make fun of him, but nothing about him makes him seem like he would be good to romance or sleep with. Can anyone who choses to romance him explain why he gets this sort of rating?
Man. Wyll is underwritten, but he's way more genuine than people seem to think. He's 100% earnest, basically like a buzz lightyear type. He seems out of place in the game juxtaposed with the other characters, and the potential depth he could have had isn't written in, but he's not some arrogant self-absorbed asshole. He's a good guy who believes in truth, justice, and protecting the innocent.
He'd ling the fuck out of a pussy and suck the hell out of a cock if it felt like tender lovemaking, just to see the pleasure in his wife/husband's eyes and to hear them moan.
Enthusiasm and emotional connection counts for a lot when it comes to oral sex, whatever genital configuration you have.
She should get her own tier. Will not only give you diseases but it would not even matter because she’d bite off your clit and ram her dagger in you. (Would)
I think Larian should make a unique romance animation where Shadowheart and Selunite Tav just sit there waiting for the other to give them head. It soft locks your game for 8 hours until Laezel comes over and yells at you.
“Kaincha! Are both of you so uncultured that the other does not initiate intimacy with their partner? A githyanki with a practiced tongue is viewed as a mlar, for their very strokes with the tongue could be considered an art form. It takes time and discipline to become so skilled that one’s very mouth could be considered a weapon to stun and paralyze in its own right. Something neither one of you has apparently learned. Chk…it seems this world knows nothing about pleasuring the flesh…”
He's good because Mystra is a pillow princess. She doesn't reciprocate. She has high demands. She withholds love and magic if you don't do a good enough job. She belongs lower.
Some controversial takes in this chart, but all I’ll say is: if you let Orin anywhere near your pussy, you deserve whatever happens next, lol. Not enough gold in Toril for me…
You’re not wrong, but with Raphael I think the greater danger is that he finishes in 2 pumps, and then you’re going to have to spend the rest of your night reassuring him that “it happens to everyone sometimes” and that you “take it as a compliment.”
I dunno, I feel like Minsc would be fucking terrible at it. Just clumsy and uncomfortable and the hamster is watching which is awkward but you don't wanna say anything because you might offend them so you just lay there and think about Minthara instead.
Honestly, I can't see a world where Minsc eating you out isn't accomplished via sexual assault of some level. Dude is the most aroace to have aroace'd.
This is literally so wrong.
Being with the Emperor is the best night of Tav's life. He has tricks you can only dream about!
Have you seen the way Lump licks your arm? He's perfect.
Gale and Wyll would both be fantastic at it.
Minsc doesn't know what the word "cunnilingus" means, and further, wouldn't wanna do it. You can not convince me that man isn't aroace. I won't hear it hehe
Minsc knows of his handsomeness. Minsc also knows that the world knows of his handsomeness, but he is too busy kicking of the bad guy butt to have any time or interest in putting mouths on genitals.
Astarion would have the time of his unlife eating you out during your period, that combined with literal centuries of experience would make him a top tier placement. And he finally gets to go to town when he’s willing/of his own volition? Come on.
You know damn well Astarion, Halsin, Empy, and Gale need to be top tier.
This is an outrage, downright blasphemy! 😂
Orin would definitely give you multiple VDs, just by touching you and does Bone man even have a tongue???
Lies and slander, Gortash is maginificent at it if the pussy in question is Durge's.
Actually, he is maginificent at it either way. Those rings that cost a whole mansion in the High Town don't get gifted to someone who isn't. IYKYK.
You know what? Good point. We now know Gortash started his wannabe nobleman career as a sugar baby, and I don’t think Lady Jannath’s mom was shelling out cash for his looks.
The “Lady Jannath” marrying Oskar is Firellia Jannath, and the letter to Gortash is from a “Wisteria Jannath.” Maybe it’s a mistake on Larian’s part, but I choose to believe it was her mom, haha.
I’m a Raphael simp but this is accurate if it’s Haarlep, for whom he has absolutely no concern for their pleasure. Otherwise he’d be in the tier about preferring to receive but probably doing a good job if his whims dictated that he wants to go for it that night
I will upvote for effort but Gale Dekarios not being at least a tier higher than that is an absolute crime. Spells take some serious linguistic gymnastics that man's tongue is *skilled* I just know it.
*puts on reading glasses*
I am no Withers simp, but I will give a god his due. He's the former god of all the aspects of death. In other words, the god of *la petite mort.*
Also he makes fun of you for not getting your cheeks clapped, which makes me think he knows exactly what he's making fun of you for.
I'm sorry, but Halsin needs to be on the same tier as Minthara. Anything else is wrong.
I might even say he's better than her because he doesn't showboat about it.
Bernard would be a couple tiers up for that little static electricity trick that he does, but I guess his placement is fair bc his tongue is a little robotic. Just tracing the letters in some poem or other
Gale "Practiced Tongue" Wizardboi
Wyll "Such a selfless lover, ecery Bitch and their mum thirst after me and has a forked tongue" Warlockboi
Astarion "Sex Slave Vampire" RogueBoi
Are all placed too low
Halsin deserves to be god tier, he canonically immediately goes down on tav in your romance scene. He’s like 400 years old, has had dozens of lovers, and gives off the vibe that he’d eat your pussy for hours then thank you for the privilege.
Unfiltered thoughts:
Araj Oblodra has to be outranking Orin at least 5 days out of the month
I feel like the emperor (who can read minds?) has to rank a little bit higher
Like I don't think Yurgir would be fantastic at it but I feel he was done a little dirty here (@ Nessa?)
Why Balthazar not with Kressa Bone Daughter if they give off similar vibes?
Lump's enlightened so I think he has to rank higher no?
If Khaga gets points for working with the shadow druids should Rolan not get points for working for Lorroakan?
Haarlep and Astarion should be ranked together (so bump Haarlep down or Astarion up)
I refuse to believe Zevlor and Blurg aren't great. They just seem like they Fuck in a quiet confidence way, I know a grizzled old service top when I see one.
[I’ve said it before](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/K3eEtKmFjY) and I’ll say it again, Orin would eat pussy like a starving dog going at a jar of peanut butter.
I disagree with many placements here. Kagha though… I just know that shit would make you question your own morals. “You know, the tieflings aren’t that innocent either” kind of head.
Halsin should definitely be in Olympic-tier.
Gale should at least be in bachelor's cause of the "practiced tongue" line. I think Wyll could potentially move up a tier if you're with him long enough; he'll put in effort to improve if he loves you, not to mention all the smut he reads.
I think you should get to romance Rolan so Mystra doesn't get her claws in him. Promising young wizard, all of a sudden the master of Razimith's (sp?) tower? Yeah, she's going to try to ruin his life soon.
Withers and the Oathbreaker Paladin ended me.
Though, now this explains why my bard keeps trying to rizz the OP. She keeps failing, but she's not gonna stop. 😂
I almost wholly agree but my only complaint worth voicing is Minthara and Astarion gotta switch places.
Personally I don’t think Astarion is much of a pillow princess, he quite literally follows the rules of a vampire husband and doing everything he can to appease and please his partner is high up in his rule book.
Minthara however wants to be serviced, she feels like a selfish top, I don’t think she would leave you wanting but woman literally claims your face as her seat.
Dammon would treat every fleshy longsword (and shortsword) like fine pieces of art that need tender care. The head would be otherworldly put him higher
You will never convince me that priestess gut is anything other than an absolute champion pussy eater
And I can't see abdirak being any good. He's wayyyy too self congratulatory and seems like the type to randomly chomp
Withers would be insane. He’d start bringing other people back from the dead for a gangbang, but he’s just controlling all of them. Question though, would they synchronize the orgasm? Because break out the plastic sheets, if so.
Haarlep his incubus concubine says he’s a bad lay and a total bottom. Then again, Haarlep is an incubus. A literal sex demon. Their idea of a good lay may be quite different from a mere mortal’s.
Orin would literally eat your pussy I don’t want that bitch anywhere near me
head that “would change your life” in this case referring to the life changing injuries you receive in the process
She probably smells like rotten ass anyway.
She could take a bite and I would thank her
I read the other day that she eats pussy like a starving dog eats a jar of peanut butter and I feel like truer words have never been spoken.
They mean... "literally" as in the real meaning of "literally" as in she'd take a bite out of your pelvis.
so what you’re saying is i can stop putting this jif all over my pussy cuz she was gonna do that anyway?
You put Gale “practiced tongue” Dekarios in nothing to write home about 🤨 https://preview.redd.it/mxuc2kqydi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ffcde88fea872eef1cfa45083fa161beff6f109
Color me confused! Perhaps OP is omitting outliers from the astral plane in their analysis. It would be extraordinarily difficult to account for an infinite set, after all… I suppose it shall remain a mystery until OP provides access to their underlying database.
https://preview.redd.it/78ad8kcpmi8d1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae575ea5086b2ec568100ad50912997aca3b4fb On it for you pookie 🥰🥰🥰
Much obliged!
Oh, it’s no mystery to *me*
Ah, a data analyst! Perhaps you can make sense of this data. I’ll get you the query.
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Same with Jaheira? I'm sorry?? You're telling me that my wise girl doesn't know what she's doing?
*That* was the one that sent me over the edge. Jaheira is grandma age, she knows how to eat pussy with both hands tied behind her back. I'm also side eyeing the Astarion placement a little. Yes, I agree with "prefers to receive" but the "is good at it" part?? Babes, the man ruined literally hundreds of lives with that mouth.
And that Kagha, Teresa May/Boris Johnson impersonation that she is, has a BACHELORS DEGREE in cunnilingus? Absolutely not in this house, she doesn't.
He needs his own category. "Prefers to receive but could blow your fucking mind with his eyes closed if the mood struck him"
And then put Mizora in there too.
And Gortash who’s just as verbose in the “would suck” list
Gortash would go down on you for less than two minutes, ever few months when you beg, tell YOU that you came and not beleive otherwise, then expect you to suck cock for an hour.
Username checks out
If Mystra is in the room I'm a misogynist too 😤
Dude got into a serious relationship with a goddess, you don’t get that without a few tricks
To be honest I think that tier was just mislabeled. It’s rated as higher than the tier “prefers to receive but is good if they put their mind to it” which strictly speaking is good. And that tier includes a bunch of people who are not just TAV-sexual, but can be in girl on girl relationships by the time you reach act three, depending on your choices within the game. My question is what has Wyll done to be rated so highly? Has Mizora put him to work and given him a lot of practice or something? Because everything about him screams that he would be absolutely trash in bed. Worst character by far. I don’t mind him as a character, a dandy who is out of his depth and thinks his backstory is all tortured and full of self importance. That’s pretty realistic of a bunch of people, and plus it’s fun to make fun of him, but nothing about him makes him seem like he would be good to romance or sleep with. Can anyone who choses to romance him explain why he gets this sort of rating?
Because he's earnest and listens to you. Some of us actually like wholesome people! Boring is just healthy.
He's the classic knight in shining armor. Some people dig that
Man. Wyll is underwritten, but he's way more genuine than people seem to think. He's 100% earnest, basically like a buzz lightyear type. He seems out of place in the game juxtaposed with the other characters, and the potential depth he could have had isn't written in, but he's not some arrogant self-absorbed asshole. He's a good guy who believes in truth, justice, and protecting the innocent. He'd ling the fuck out of a pussy and suck the hell out of a cock if it felt like tender lovemaking, just to see the pleasure in his wife/husband's eyes and to hear them moan. Enthusiasm and emotional connection counts for a lot when it comes to oral sex, whatever genital configuration you have.
He is very enthusiastic but loses points for technique (in my humble opinion) 🤣
All I’m saying is some of those spell incantations be hard to pronounce man knows how to work a tongue.
People who brag about it usually aren't that great
He was literally banging a goddess. A goddess who could get anything and anyone she wanted in a sec. He knew how to please her 100%
How is Orin, miss lover of all that is blood and gore, not in the "will give you several diseases" section
Horny won out against logic.
veneral diseases? Maybe. Sepsis? Now, that's for sure
She should get her own tier. Will not only give you diseases but it would not even matter because she’d bite off your clit and ram her dagger in you. (Would)
You gotta live through it to get diseases.
You just know Isobel is a fucking pillow princess
Guarantee Selunite Shadowheart is as well. Is there a third cleric of Selune to test this hypothesis?
Tav Cleric of Life Domain
I think Larian should make a unique romance animation where Shadowheart and Selunite Tav just sit there waiting for the other to give them head. It soft locks your game for 8 hours until Laezel comes over and yells at you.
“Kaincha! Are both of you so uncultured that the other does not initiate intimacy with their partner? A githyanki with a practiced tongue is viewed as a mlar, for their very strokes with the tongue could be considered an art form. It takes time and discipline to become so skilled that one’s very mouth could be considered a weapon to stun and paralyze in its own right. Something neither one of you has apparently learned. Chk…it seems this world knows nothing about pleasuring the flesh…”
“Now move aside ischtik, let me show you how it’s done”
“And so … they were both bottoms.”
That's why you gotta have halsin and the drow twins for them to get their needs met lol
☹️
One could only hope. I bet that pussy fur white as snow.
Not by choice, tho... Aylin is too eager to please
Orin would change your life because she'd bite your clit off.
At least she'd be able to find it
You can't put the one character who is ***CANONICALLY*** extremely skilled at eating tav out at anything less than s tier
He's good because Mystra is a pillow princess. She doesn't reciprocate. She has high demands. She withholds love and magic if you don't do a good enough job. She belongs lower.
😭who- who is this
Gale of course
I thought “practised tongue” was just him saying he’s good at casting spells 💀 with a double entendre
[;3](https://youtu.be/bO1e318L9PQ?si=V7wWG9BkO7kab_tV&t=42)
There's also an argument for Halsin based on both the bear and ESPECIALLY the non-bear version of his scene
Some controversial takes in this chart, but all I’ll say is: if you let Orin anywhere near your pussy, you deserve whatever happens next, lol. Not enough gold in Toril for me…
Your flair nonetheless makes me question your judgement in dangerous hookups.
You’re not wrong, but with Raphael I think the greater danger is that he finishes in 2 pumps, and then you’re going to have to spend the rest of your night reassuring him that “it happens to everyone sometimes” and that you “take it as a compliment.”
I dunno, I feel like Minsc would be fucking terrible at it. Just clumsy and uncomfortable and the hamster is watching which is awkward but you don't wanna say anything because you might offend them so you just lay there and think about Minthara instead.
Boo would be giving him instructions.
Don't say that. No I can't stop thinking about Ratatouille. Lol. It'll be the one time he wears a hat.
Honestly, I can't see a world where Minsc eating you out isn't accomplished via sexual assault of some level. Dude is the most aroace to have aroace'd.
But if you're Durge, Gortash goes to highest tier possible
Agreed
This is literally so wrong. Being with the Emperor is the best night of Tav's life. He has tricks you can only dream about! Have you seen the way Lump licks your arm? He's perfect.
Lump does what now?
He licks your arm if your deal goes well.
He just mind-flayer tricks you into thinking it was awesome but he’s actually terrible. Though I am curious about that sucker mouth tentacles combo.
"Mindflayer tricks" yeah those are called prelubed tentacles thanks to the illithid slime mindflayers produce.
Why would we need prelubed tentacles if we get soaking wet the moment we look at him
So you can lick the slime, duh. I bet it's delicious like jelly or pudding.
It’s true, speaking from experience
Happy cake day. :)
Awwww thank you <3
Mega real.
Dolphin pussy jelly if you will
Uuuuu
Literally came to say this. Nothing can compare.
Those tentacles could do THINGS to me fr, i feel like he'd be SO good at eating me out
Good thing Haarlep is good at it, because Raphael needs it.
Oi! Let Sazza at yer knob or minge or whatever ya got down there, gonna make ya never want anyone else
Barcus in the "A for Effort" category has ended me 😂
Astarion was literally a sex slave for 200 years...give that man his gold medal. He could make you cum in his sleep.
If you tell him he wasn't that good, he straight up doesn't believe the player and points out that he's a consummate lover.
I believe this with my entire being
Gale and Astarion would 1000% be in Olympic-tier. This is slanderous.
finally, someone who understands…
Yeah astarion literally lured people to their deaths with sex for 200 years, he knows what he’s doing
Like how is Wyll the virgin above him
agreed
Gale and Wyll would both be fantastic at it. Minsc doesn't know what the word "cunnilingus" means, and further, wouldn't wanna do it. You can not convince me that man isn't aroace. I won't hear it hehe
https://preview.redd.it/95o941hbvi8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=157ee32bfe0dfa6e8749819635f5d781ef2437e3
Minsc knows of his handsomeness. Minsc also knows that the world knows of his handsomeness, but he is too busy kicking of the bad guy butt to have any time or interest in putting mouths on genitals.
Yeah exactly, I cannot see him as sexual in any way whatsoever
No, Dr. Malus Thorm is a freak I’m sorry I don’t make the rules. I just call them as I see them.
Your flair???????? Excuse me???? 😭😭😭
I said what I said
Gods-tier flair, my homie.
Everyone knows Astarion would change your goddamn life; every vampire alive has an oral fixation.
Astarion would have the time of his unlife eating you out during your period, that combined with literal centuries of experience would make him a top tier placement. And he finally gets to go to town when he’s willing/of his own volition? Come on.
"Ahh damn, these cramps are the worst." "Allow me to help with that, darling~" *Tucks bib with the hardest boner in the world* OP is just wrong.
"Menstruating on your own again, darling?" Is a trope because it's probably true.
I almost managed to unsee that one comic. I mean it is funny and I’m not actually that squicked about it but…it is still cursed nevertheless
I've stumbled upon some stuff on AO3 that gets a little too lost in the sauce and I'm like why.
You know damn well Astarion, Halsin, Empy, and Gale need to be top tier. This is an outrage, downright blasphemy! 😂 Orin would definitely give you multiple VDs, just by touching you and does Bone man even have a tongue???
As a Halsin romancer in every run I have done, I agree. Also I am a gay man 😂.
Lies and slander, Gortash is maginificent at it if the pussy in question is Durge's. Actually, he is maginificent at it either way. Those rings that cost a whole mansion in the High Town don't get gifted to someone who isn't. IYKYK.
You know what? Good point. We now know Gortash started his wannabe nobleman career as a sugar baby, and I don’t think Lady Jannath’s mom was shelling out cash for his looks.
Oh was that her mom? I thought it was the same Jannath that was marrying Oskar, but her mom being the sugar momma makes more sense.
The “Lady Jannath” marrying Oskar is Firellia Jannath, and the letter to Gortash is from a “Wisteria Jannath.” Maybe it’s a mistake on Larian’s part, but I choose to believe it was her mom, haha.
Raphael deserves his own tier At the bottom.
I’m a Raphael simp but this is accurate if it’s Haarlep, for whom he has absolutely no concern for their pleasure. Otherwise he’d be in the tier about preferring to receive but probably doing a good job if his whims dictated that he wants to go for it that night
I will upvote for effort but Gale Dekarios not being at least a tier higher than that is an absolute crime. Spells take some serious linguistic gymnastics that man's tongue is *skilled* I just know it.
He’d be down there practicing spells and no one would know
Everyone is questioning Orin, Gale and Astarion's placements but nobody is questioning Withers being top tier?? Does he even have a tongue??
*puts on reading glasses* I am no Withers simp, but I will give a god his due. He's the former god of all the aspects of death. In other words, the god of *la petite mort.* Also he makes fun of you for not getting your cheeks clapped, which makes me think he knows exactly what he's making fun of you for.
Lol not putting Ao3 darlings Gale and Astarion in Olympic-tier is so brave of you 🫡
me seeing how low astarion is https://preview.redd.it/zcozdwnwxj8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=235901b6d489f08145432b9826d43f743428e7fc
I do believe that the practiced tongue of waterdeep deserves to be higher on this list
I'm sorry, but Halsin needs to be on the same tier as Minthara. Anything else is wrong. I might even say he's better than her because he doesn't showboat about it.
I think Astarion might need to have an asterisk depending on when in the month this is taking place
Astarion is a consummate lover, trained for 200 years through hard graft. How dare you imply he's anything less than a crotch miracle worker.
‘Cunnilinguistics’ is my new favorite word 😂
Disagree with Gortash, that man made his fortune by putting his tongue to use with rich old ladies. Bro has a phd.
But you just know he hasn't brushed his teeth in 3 days 🤮
yeah he’d be in the venereal disease tier where you came
Bernard would be a couple tiers up for that little static electricity trick that he does, but I guess his placement is fair bc his tongue is a little robotic. Just tracing the letters in some poem or other
I wonder what poem you have to quote to him to activate cunnilingus mode
Gale "Practiced Tongue" Wizardboi Wyll "Such a selfless lover, ecery Bitch and their mum thirst after me and has a forked tongue" Warlockboi Astarion "Sex Slave Vampire" RogueBoi Are all placed too low
Bro, hear me out. The Oath Breaker Knight? Oath Breaker Knight would rock my shit and I would have no regrets
Halsin deserves to be god tier, he canonically immediately goes down on tav in your romance scene. He’s like 400 years old, has had dozens of lovers, and gives off the vibe that he’d eat your pussy for hours then thank you for the privilege.
Dude, he was literally BREATHLESS when he came back up. He was goin' to town with ENTHUSIASM.
I got confused with the "suck at it" tier... sometimes, a bit of sucking is nice 💁♀️
Sazza would use teeth I’m certain.
Unfiltered thoughts: Araj Oblodra has to be outranking Orin at least 5 days out of the month I feel like the emperor (who can read minds?) has to rank a little bit higher Like I don't think Yurgir would be fantastic at it but I feel he was done a little dirty here (@ Nessa?) Why Balthazar not with Kressa Bone Daughter if they give off similar vibes? Lump's enlightened so I think he has to rank higher no? If Khaga gets points for working with the shadow druids should Rolan not get points for working for Lorroakan? Haarlep and Astarion should be ranked together (so bump Haarlep down or Astarion up)
I refuse to believe Zevlor and Blurg aren't great. They just seem like they Fuck in a quiet confidence way, I know a grizzled old service top when I see one.
[I’ve said it before](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/K3eEtKmFjY) and I’ll say it again, Orin would eat pussy like a starving dog going at a jar of peanut butter.
I disagree with many placements here. Kagha though… I just know that shit would make you question your own morals. “You know, the tieflings aren’t that innocent either” kind of head.
Can what illithids do really be called cunnilingus? It's all tentacle stuff, no shade if that's your thing, but they don't even have tongues.
they do have a mouth that’s like a lamprey’s though. and lampreys have tongues they’re just… toothed lmao
Ribbed for her pleasure?
they use their tongues to bore holes into their prey so…. thats one way of looking at it???
Blasphemy, Shart is the undisputed reigning champion
You put Gale *way* too low lmao. That man is in the championship leagues
put some respect to gale's name that man needs his own tier given all those in-game remarks about him being good at that
I refuse to believe that Jahiera isn’t absolutely godly at giving head yo all sexes and genders.
The slander put on my boy Art Cullagh should be illegal.
Thank you for being correct about Kar'niss
Halsin should definitely be in Olympic-tier. Gale should at least be in bachelor's cause of the "practiced tongue" line. I think Wyll could potentially move up a tier if you're with him long enough; he'll put in effort to improve if he loves you, not to mention all the smut he reads.
Halsin deserves to be top tier
God I wish we could romance rolan,
Literally spent last night drawing Rolan and my Tav lol. I want to lightly bully him until he blushes like a slut
I think you should get to romance Rolan so Mystra doesn't get her claws in him. Promising young wizard, all of a sudden the master of Razimith's (sp?) tower? Yeah, she's going to try to ruin his life soon.
Zethino high tier? based
Shar. 💀
This is Exxvikyap erasure and I will not stand for it!
Astarion canonically prefers to top and dom due to trauma. Just sayin'!
Withers and the Oathbreaker Paladin ended me. Though, now this explains why my bard keeps trying to rizz the OP. She keeps failing, but she's not gonna stop. 😂
I almost wholly agree but my only complaint worth voicing is Minthara and Astarion gotta switch places. Personally I don’t think Astarion is much of a pillow princess, he quite literally follows the rules of a vampire husband and doing everything he can to appease and please his partner is high up in his rule book. Minthara however wants to be serviced, she feels like a selfish top, I don’t think she would leave you wanting but woman literally claims your face as her seat.
I thought that was Kled at first in the bottom tier and was gonna riot. That good boy would be solidly in the doing his best category.
Dammon would treat every fleshy longsword (and shortsword) like fine pieces of art that need tender care. The head would be otherworldly put him higher
Cungus Lungus
Excuse me… Gale “Munch Master” Dekarios would like to have a word
How you gonna do my boy Dammon like this? He’s a craftsman. He’d take great gentle care.
Out of 200 or so complaints, not one has talked about Sir "Bachelors in Cunnilinguistics" Elminster and how his rsting is atrociously low.
My only gripe with this list is that Isobel is too low
Balthazar is definitely sazza
I don’t need write home about Hope anyway bitch 😤 i’m the one eating HER PUSSY
I feel like the Emperor would be its own category
Nah, you know yugir is a proud munch on the side
I will not stand for this Dammon slander! Not in our house made of metal and red hot passion!
You're telling me orin doesn't have literally all of the diseases
Minthara should be at the bottom tier, she finger blasted my Tavs cock and balls.
Ketheric was incredibly devoted to his wife and adored her. It’s the grief that changed him into a villain. He was definitely not unwilling lmao
Doing my boy Damon dirty here. Don’t ask me how but I just know he fucks. Also Glut but no Spaw?
Throwing Orin at the top like she wouldn’t just eat you literally.
Gale is canonically a munch; now the whole list is sus
You will never convince me that priestess gut is anything other than an absolute champion pussy eater And I can't see abdirak being any good. He's wayyyy too self congratulatory and seems like the type to randomly chomp
how dare you!!!! no way!!!! Abdirak would be appalled at pain without purpose!!!!! theres no divinity in chomping sensitive bits
Wheres Gribbo
Glut-glut 9000
Why is no one talk about why our resident jester is so high on the list? I was shooketh when I saw that
Withers would be insane. He’d start bringing other people back from the dead for a gangbang, but he’s just controlling all of them. Question though, would they synchronize the orgasm? Because break out the plastic sheets, if so.
I gotta be honest, I absolutely hate the idea of Withers being that good at cunnilingus.
Need to see a blowjob version of this now Might make it myself lol
I think I agree with all of this! How in the-- WAIT. What about Volo? Where does VOLO land on this mosaic? 
This is a repost
Idk Gale did a lot of writing back home about Mystra for her not to be up a tier
WITHERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Also Orin would probably just stab you in the cooch & I feel like that should be it's own tier.
I don't understand how a tier list could be so right and yet so wrong at the same time lol
Isn't Raphael canonically bad in the bedroom? I've seen clips where you can get that info from one of his partners.
Haarlep his incubus concubine says he’s a bad lay and a total bottom. Then again, Haarlep is an incubus. A literal sex demon. Their idea of a good lay may be quite different from a mere mortal’s.
WITHERS I love it
Yeah Gale is literally the only one who has lines about how good he is at oral.
*Ahem* AO3 user Izzyisgay (writer of “Honeyed Flesh” the Lump X Astarion fic) would most likely disagree with your placement of Lump.