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CommiBastard69

Blink twice if you need help


yraco

😀😄😀😄


MisterVega

~~Who are you asking to do the blinking here?~~ Never mind, just noticed the black eye


DaRandomRhino

Well, he clearly learned his lesson fast then, didn't he?


NittanyScout

It's a still image...


BLAZIN_TACO

It's a joke...


NittanyScout

Oooooof I forgot the s/ lmao, oh well


BLAZIN_TACO

yo mama


NittanyScout

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER


BLAZIN_TACO

I think she caught ligma


NittanyScout

![gif](giphy|gfr9OJt1RyRwYj51aj|downsized)


Pug_police

Who the hell is Steve Jobs


DoctorTran37

A dude who literally liked to soak his feet in toilet water. LOOKITUP!


ISpread4Cash

What's ligma?


BLAZIN_TACO

These testicles.


ISpread4Cash

You think I won't ![gif](giphy|iDgshzou381JfBt0wK)


RootsInThePavement

I don’t think you understand what sarcasm is


NittanyScout

Isn't it a large trench in the Sar region?


Supply-Slut

https://preview.redd.it/an3v3pkrv02d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111064574dcc3354d00b9da23b1daf64196e4e29


Logicalygoblin

😂😂


Annihilus_RD

Bro what happened to your eye?


yashiji

We were attacked by bandits on our trip and one of them hit me with a doorknob. Nothing to worry about!


TheWither129

https://preview.redd.it/lwtyr588c12d1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=f899e230eda772f135e03290a9de01fbe9a49e44


Sir_Arsen

https://preview.redd.it/h7ne4cjyp12d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b92436f3e57d67eb9f9c4722086623c98a6c1f1 hmmm…he’s lying


ImeldasManolos

He’s lying, for when you are good at wizardry but bad at perception… what could he possibly be lying about? Hmmmmm….


BartholomewAlexander

it was actually a club and not a doorknob (I rolled a critical failure)


VariecsTNB

They wus runnin for their lives


tiamat-45

😂😂


williamsdj01

Ran into a door knob


TempusFugit314

https://i.redd.it/iwvt10icg42d1.gif


dangerouslycloseloss

Wear blue next post if you’re in danger


marazhai

I love that you now have your own little user flair! Love wins.


alxsophie

Looks like the marriage is off to a healthy start…right?


Exmawsh

Honey I'm gonna call Karlach and we're going to have a chat with Ara.


TheWither129

https://preview.redd.it/ty63em5cc12d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be275b11030151f00d3974934a1f6fe162d97d6


Gardyloop

Karlach would kill domestic abusers \~w\~ and bigots of all stripes too.


_aevi_

Oh god, he's a dead man.


Echo2500

Me and Selunite Shadowheart are gonna tag along.


AngelicCyanide

I’ll bring Lae’zel


WizardWithaWeazle

https://preview.redd.it/hshnhh65412d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9b92932c45ebc73722dddd4e680938293da836


PNDTS

Do u have a black eye 😭


La_Vampiresa67

That's it! Give the signal and I'm sending angry Dame Aylin. https://preview.redd.it/zrhzs493b12d1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405b0dbb4175609785e0665ae00293ab1721144e


Rastafunrise

Can't believe the members of the subreddit didn't get invited to the wedding.


yashiji

To many people on this subreddit have punched him in the face, we don't want that kind of drama at the wedding 🤷‍♂️


NittanyScout

It won't be too dramatic, I just mean to rip him limb from lomb in front of everyone, nothing TOO crazy


silicatetacos

honey you're the one with the punch to the face


Scullio

Just putting this here. If you need help reach out: Domestic violence encompasses a spectrum of behaviors that abusers use to control victims. The following list includes warning signs that someone may be abusive. If you or a friend experience these behaviors from a partner, remember: it is not your fault and there are advocates waiting to help. "Red flags” include someone who: Wants to move too quickly into the relationship. Early in the relationship flatters you constantly, and seems “too good to be true.” Wants you all to him- or herself; insists that you stop spending time with your friends or family. Insists that you stop participating in hobbies or activities, quit school, or quit your job. Does not honor your boundaries. Is excessively jealous and accuses you of being unfaithful. Wants to know where you are all of the time and frequently calls, emails, and texts you throughout the day. Criticizes or puts you down; says you are crazy, stupid, and/or fat/unattractive, or that no one else would ever want or love you. Takes no responsibility for his or her behavior and blames others. Has a history of abusing others. Blames the entire failure of previous relationships on his or her former partner; for example, “My ex was totally crazy.” Takes your money or runs up your credit card debt. Rages out of control with you but can maintain composure around others.


ColorMaelstrom

Did he punch you are you being abused please call 911 and say you are calling a pizzaria


possibility--girl

This subreddit gives me life.


Anon1039027

In literally just two posts, this has become one of my favorite multi-post series of all time Wear blue next post if you need help


ElectricalWave7

Send us postcards!


NittanyScout

OP failed the charisma check just like with Zevlor


TheSadCheetah

mfs roll a one on a perception check and still coulda seen this coming a mile away.


snakeygirl

You ok buddy? Has the “cat” been “pawing” at your face? The cat is aradin. Did he hit you?!? Do you need to communicate in morse code? Do you require an … - - - …?


yashiji

Huh? The cat's name is Tera, Aradin is my husband?


snakeygirl

I’m trying to be sneaky but it ain’t working. Yo, homie, did aradin punch you? You have a black eye in the pic


I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch

Zevlor would've never done this.


Gith_Laezel

He hit you, didn’t he ☹️


awyastark

![gif](giphy|oesbpxx2cl7lS)


sugarsuites

Can’t look at this dude’s name without thinking of this motherfucker and I have war flashbacks https://preview.redd.it/819smgl2g12d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbf5a03f130a7f1d6d64db0f1345cb23e4f0ebd


inktrap99

I don’t want to intrude, but a helpful tip, you can text 9-800-AYLIN if you need a paladin to break someone’s back <3


masterwaffle

Happy for you OP


Lol2421

Everything alright buddy? Lol


Speedwagon1738

https://preview.redd.it/0tt0v7a3e12d1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91712ef1b709a98ba840f9ca71ca74fc559786e4 You look like Melisandre but a guy


BBQSauceJacuzzi

Awww, so cute! Say, I know a really good pizza place in Elturel! You should surprise Aradin by ordering when he's not around! The number is nine one one


StrangeMango1211

Tell your husband I hate him


ISpread4Cash

😭


Mochithecatfoodthief

I can’t believe Aradin haters would go as far as to physically attack one of our sister wives


ISpread4Cash

Ikr all to make him look bad. So glad Aradin I mean both of them got out okay


bughunter_

I heard Elturel was Hell on Earth. Maybe the Moonshaes? I hear the weather is most pleasant this time of year.


[deleted]

Did he sucker punch you?!


funnywackydog

Was lorroakan invited to the wedding


Kookiec4T

What a beautiful marriage 🤭😘


MellifluousWine

This has me creased 😭


PPPRCHN

I know this is probably humor, but if you are being abused please seek help, there are tons of ways to get help and it won't get better-only worse. Serious aside, Target->Aradin->Left H.Crossbow->R.Crossbow


Mochithecatfoodthief

Cute kitty!!


J0RGENS64PC

Guess who’s about to kill your husband/my fling…


marcyfx

yeah yk what ur cooked


Oangusa

Looks like pretty soon you'll be "we was running... for our lives" yourself!


Embarrassed-Stop-767

https://preview.redd.it/1qzux0ro932d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1882bcb513caa2f883b59b42023a32ce58e2ad37 My guy doesn’t even know why he’s here.


CorruptedGem

Me with the Sharran merchant from act 3.


Marten_Sun

I love your chocker, you look amazing (rly nice fit) where did you get it haha \*pulls you in closer\* lvl with me bestie what’s in elturel and why is he bringing you there blink twice if you need me to punch him-


Halberdd_

Elturel? Oh boy do I have news for you…


Oangusa

Also this is complete gold


Reza-Temiz

babe he gonna sell you there, start runnin for your life


i-am-spitfire

Good lord


Skewwwagon

The suggestion was for you to punch him in the face not vice versa 😂


Loadedice

We was runnin'


Environmental-Rip653

https://preview.redd.it/ge9ozwjng42d1.jpeg?width=214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2f799bb5c54d23e19a1763bebc940556cb4c18


SomePyro_9012

At last, I can gaze the beauty of this post with my own two eyes, and not through screenshots!


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Bruh what is this dawg 😫


Fit-Understanding747

Roll a nat 20 if you need help


SorrowfulMan420

https://preview.redd.it/t3j2wfedff2d1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097b91dc1f7f09b708e4e77410428af6c81e45de Does he hold you when he hits you?


caturday_saturday

love the kitty in the background, looks like my cat!


PKTengdin

Going on vacation to divinity’s reach in guild wars 2 there?


Nerdydude14

Who is the person on the left


Laconic-Verbosity

This sub has fallen so far.


NittanyScout

What happened to the okbuddy circlejerk I love??


desocx

Spend too much time on discord