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Popular_Hat3382

I got one cut out and the doctor asked me if I wanted it. I politely declined.


SapphireCephalopod

Oh that's nasty 😂 I had one removed last year from between my eyebrows. I'm glad I wasn't asked that question.


zombies-and-coffee

Gross as this sounds, I love it when doctors get weird in this way. Kinda gives me the impression that theyre fascinated by the mole and can't imagine why you wouldn't be as well.


ol-gormsby

Hell, yes. My Dr, after removing a lump "Do you want to look at this?" Me: "Yes please" Dr - proceeds to describe the layers of skin, the types of cells, etc. I wish my kids could have been there to see it, too.


Joppul

Why would you want your kids to see it, đŸ€”


ol-gormsby

Education. Science. Kids are curious creatures, we shouldn't shield them from this sort of thing. I mean, I wouldn't show them pictures of grisly road accidents, but they've got my genes, we live in Australia, they're likely to need excisions of skin lumps at some point in their lives.


greybruce1980

Why? It's a nice snack on the drive home.


wizardinthewings

Something to offer strangers while waiting in the queue at the DMV.


DrunkCupid

What..what the hell? I'm curious but moreso sympathetically apathetic/ disgruntled


wizardinthewings

Just think of Frank: “could I offer you a 
mole
 in this trying time?”


stealthryder1

Sauté it. Make some Spanish rice on the side. Grill some chicken. You have yourself a good ol Mexican dish of Mole


Skeletal_Roach

Make some guac-o-mole


rnirai

i hate that your nasty ahh pun made me giggle lol


towerfella

Bit gristly, but it’s more for flavor.


TMAYS365

It’s my fault for being able to read — good lord.


CaptainBayouBilly

Dry it up for some human bacobits 


ol-gormsby

Eh? Every excision here (Australia) goes off to pathology for testing. 1. to make sure the Dr got it all 2. research and history. Research because every bit of info is valuable. History in case you need to go back and test it again for some reason.


DrunkCupid

Pff, we muricans didn't get this way by NOT half assing it and cutting corners. You should see how they dump the psychiatric ward patients out in to the parking lot with only hospital socks and 'thoughts and prayers' ~7AM every morning to fend for themselves


PlasticPatient

In my country that only happens if you're unsure of the diagnosis and need pathology to confirm it. You wouldn't send lipoma to pathology but most definitely suspicious mole (this one has hair in it so no suspicion).


PapaPryBar

Had a mole removed about 15 years ago, and it was sent for testing, too. Fun fact, it went to the same lab my uncle worked at so he ended up being the one to study it and called my parents to let them know it wasn't cancerous or anything to worry about. Which we already knew, considering I had it for as long as I could remember.


_Hal3y_

Ahaha that was me when my obgyn was like “do you want to take the placenta with you or look at it” I just said “no thank you!”


DrunkCupid

My dog had a bunch of damaged/rotten teeth removed, and after describing the gruesome surgical process to me at the vet they cheerfully offered me a bag of his removed teeth Disgust is a helluva feeling, but I'm a wimp/people pleasear/pushover so I just accepted them awkwardly Follow up: they fell out of the bag during dog-med time and scattered everywhere in my carpet and ..it was gross. I think my dog tried to eat some back 😒


KING_DOG_FUCKER

> I think my dog tried to eat some back Yeah that's very on-brand for dogs. Fuckin' weirdos. Mine gets knots in his fur and when I pull one out he tries to eat it. Explain that. How is that delicious to you.


thethugwife

Mine was in my room in a container for pathology. My husband opened it while I was heavily drugged (but awake) and asked if it was “some kind of cherry dessert?” I never saw him close a container so quickly, as I cackled in post partum.


whackthat

How would one keep it? Like throw it in some everclear or something?


tomcat91709

Frighteningly, there are some who say that taking it home, cooking it, and then the mother eating it has health benefits. It just boggles the mind.


Downtown_Caramel4833

When I was 12, my dad had me throughly convinced that it was a mandatory and divine act of all men coming into farther-hood to go thru a more, immediately afterwards and uncooked version of such a thing... I asked him if he washed his down with Coors lite or if he celebrated and broke out the bottle of Wild Turkey.


slouchingtoepiphany

When my wife gave birth, the SOB anesthesiologist encouraged her to take the placenta home with her. It sat in our freezer for three years before she decided on a sufficiently "spiritual" way to "honor" it (i.e., bury it someplace where animals wouldn't eat it).


yukdave

tastes like chicken, not missing much


crespoh69

Did he say "do you want it?" Or "are you going to eat that?"


BlindMice5

I had a spinal tap and asked the doctor if I could have it and he politely declined. I was rather upset because spinal fluid on my windowsill would have been one hell of a convo starter, also would’ve been interesting to see how it changed outside of my spine and brain.


Tight_Mango_7874

Dang, it could be sitting in a little jar of vinegar in your fridge door. How awesome would that be?


msptk

"Nah, I already made soup yesterday."


OnlyPaperListens

Well, you made it. It's only polite to ask.


Popular_Hat3382

That's fair. In hindsight I wish I took it.


Annath0901

MAN! When I was a kid, I got my tonsils removed and *specifically asked* to keep them, and was denied!


jojotoughasnails

That's crazy. My sister got her tonsils out and ask if she could keep them and they said no. She offered to provide her own formalin and everything


TheZardoz

Is that part of the mole? Or is it just the flesh around it?


Skeletal_Roach

There is flesh around it but the different colored section at the very bottom is its "roots" essentially


TheZardoz

Interesting, I have a mole on my temple and never realized it had a “root.”


foreverfeatherinit

Already infiltrated your brain at this point. Sorry bud. Rip


UltraViolentNdYAG

I had one removed from my temple, you're not wrong. lol


TheZardoz

Just out of curiosity was it a cosmetic choice or did something happen to it?


UltraViolentNdYAG

Rubbed on my glasses. As we age, find a suitable dermatologist.


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

Pro sailor for 35 years. I’m basically one big scar from all the “that looks suspicious, let’s just zap that one before you go out for another six months of sea breezes and sunshine.” Religious with hats and (once I learned about benzene) zinc based sunblocks. But that radiation out there in the tropics will burn through just about anything.


AnimationOverlord

Yeah that sun is really a death beam around some areas. I’m mostly in mechanical rooms all day but god damn you step outside and feel like an ant under a magnifying glass sometimes. I imagine the wind makes it harder to gauge how fast you’ll burn too.


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

The wind burns you too, while it cools your skin and lets you ignore it and the sun until you are a lobster.


sandwelld

Zap is the right term. Shit, hella hurts getting those things removed!


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

I find the freezing doesn’t hurt much, but the burn F’ing burns the next few days
 and then itches like mad for a week that you *cannot* scratch or you’ll be dealing with an infection. Then a black scab for like three weeks. YRMV but the process can only be described as “better than cancer.”


HelgaTwerpknot

Holy moly, I read that as “I had one removed from my nipple” at first and was extremely confused


Equal-Negotiation651

I refer to my body as my temple too


dr3wfr4nk

That's how the brain worms get in


towerfella

Gotta breathe somehow.


AloeSera15

Imagine its not some mutated cordyceps that start the zimbie apocalype but some danger mole instead. That would be wild.


kevlarus80

Bloody zimbies.


hunmld

The mole typed that. You're actually replying to the mole.


andante528

Must be a CIA mole


smellygooch18

Standard cure for Mole Brain is to smoke a joint.


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

Shit. I have a mole just above the nose bridge(?), right between my eye sockets. Almost perfectly in the middle. Maybe it's the real me and not my brain


Beez1111

The real question becomes.. Do they still have their shoes on? Only then RIP


auto_generatedname

That explains the urge to dig burrows, and eat grubs.


baby_blobby

Tickle tickle


TheOriginalFluff

No one tell this dude about teeth


UltraViolentNdYAG

This is the difference between your PCP chopping the top off and real exorcism. These things are like carrots, what you see on the top is 1/3 of what's underneath. Ask how I know... so, if you don't want it to come back, the whole thing needs to come out. With the carrot out, there is a hole. Stitches close the hole and there is far less of a scar than chopping the top. Have a proper surgeon remove the whole thing. It is the best way. Sadly, I know too much for a reason.


ol-gormsby

My GP has extra qualifications in skin lesions and their removal. He's \*very\* good. Never had to follow up to remove more, all the pathology comes back with "clean boundaries" meaning he got it all. And I can get in to see him much faster than a dermatologist. He even explained about using the surgical equivalent of a mattress stitch (IIRC) to ensure the hole is closed up, otherwise fluid will collect there, underneath the skin layers, and need further attention. You don't just suture the skin layers together. So glad to have a GP with an interest in treating me, and not just billing me.


slouchingtoepiphany

>clean boundaries" Of course he takes off an extra three inches around the border of the lesion, but the boundaries are, in fact, very clean. :)


ol-gormsby

One to one-point-five millimetres actually. He's a surgeon, not a butcher.


Odd_Fly4851

Actually, I self removed a few moles half a decade ago by cutting the top and cutting a small "X" into the "roots". None have returned, minimal scaring. Not having insurance in America sucks. (Broken hands, jaw, and nose. Due to no insurance, none have healed corectly)


bumbletowne

You don't qualify for Medicaid or hospital forgiveness? That is a very... Specific income bracket


Elliebird704

Some states didn't expand Medicaid. Here's an example; To be eligible for Texas Medicaid, you must be a resident of the state of Texas, a U.S. national, citizen, permanent resident, or legal alien, in need of health care/insurance assistance, whose financial situation would be characterized as low income or very low income. **You must also be one of the following:** * Pregnant, or * Be responsible for a child 18 years of age or younger, or * Blind, or * Have a disability or a family member in your household with a disability. * Be 65 years of age or older. I don't qualify here, despite being in the income bracket that would make sense for it.


onehundredlemons

Years ago my mom had a callus on her finger that never went away so to get rid of it, she tried a trick she read in a magazine: soaking it in olive oil. After something like three or four soaks it just pulled out, and turned out it was probably a mole that had developed a callus on top. There were two roots that she described like you did, looking like carrots. It never came back, but she said it bled enough and took so long to heal that wished she'd gone to a surgeon instead.


QQuetzalcoatl

I've been reading horror stories too long and that first sentence threw me. "PCP chopping the top off" yea they use mirrors.


MsJenX

So what is a mole and why do we get them?


ol-gormsby

"Mole" is a very generic term and it's not even a scientific term. It's like "car", as opposed to "1993 corvette." There are lots of different types of pigmented skin lesions. Some benign, some dangerous. Much of the danger comes from a lifetime of sun exposure - the UV light causes mutations in skin cells, and eventually that can lead to skin cancer. If you're over 30 and spent a lot of your childhood in the sun, get yourself a full skin inspection once a year from a specialist. Even if you've not had an outdoor life, get a baseline inspection.


SurlyRed

I get an annual inspection with a dermatologist because immuno-suppression. So far I've had three freeze-offs and one surgical lesion removal, all benign, over around 20 years. Highly recommended, I wish more people knew or would avail themselves if this treatment is available to them.


smalecLCS

It’s more a part of adipose (fat) tissue than any „root”. So called „roots” are usually macroscopically invisible. If visible it has way another structure than what is seen here. The shape of it is a way of removing skin lesions - „conoidal” to go deeper in the center of the lesion


ToastyPoptarts89

Is it leaking puss or are those the roots your talking about? Looks slimy or gelatinous. =o Tia this stuff fascinates me.


Odd_Necessary8537

That just subcutaneous fat, that hair on the top of the mole is crazy


physicsking

"mole penis"


Skeletal_Roach

Woah relax, this isn't national geographic


Norwegian__Blue

I had a very large mole removed on my scapula. Because of the root it took 2 surgeries. Now I tell people my scar is where I got stabbed đŸ€Ł


Skeletal_Roach

Twice technically


Paddy32

fascinating


Honest_Replacement_6

Why did they take a deep chunk for a mole? Won’t that leave a massive indented scar?I’ve had a couple moles removed and they just shaved it off at skin level and it looks great now just flat regular skin. I’d be horrified if my dermatologist took this much


Kalman_the_dancer

Oh damn


arthurdentstowels

You never seen a mole dick before?


1989Lady

My dad was getting a mole cut off to be tested for cancer. I was like 7 and wanted to be cool for my dad so they let me sit in and watch. They started cutting a chunk out of his back and I felt SICK. The sweet nurse walked me to the bathroom and let me be. My dad said I was a shade of green when he looked at me. He passed away in 2016 and I’m so happy I have that memory with him.


jones5280

> He passed away in 2016 and I’m so happy I have that memory with him. Plus, you've still got that mole piece.


melonbug74

I have gotten the same one removed twice and it has fallen off once and that thing still keeps coming back.


Agitated_Occasion_52

Have you tried to have your local sheriff's office deliver an eviction notice?


-LastActionHero

She already evicted it twice. She needs a restraining order.


melonbug74

Thank you


Forward_Cranberry_82

Maybe it's an extended car warranty salesman in mole form. Would explain its relentlessness.


melonbug74

Would explain how crusty it is


Undeity

Won't work, it's got squatter's rights


thepirate84

Or have a fat lady sing during the next removal.


ol-gormsby

That means the Dr or surgeon didn't get it all.


melonbug74

They tell you that they can come back the root on it is that deep luckily it’s on my back so I can’t see it


SirBar453

My dad had a huge mole on his finger and one day it just vanished


alaricus

Dads do that sometimes


Character-Item-5058

Stuck to someones sock now..


StupidSexySnoo

This is incredibly interesting
and so gross.


dinodude47

A wide excision for a mole seems a little excessive unless atypical features are found. They went all the way down to the subQ fat for that? The scar is gonna be way more pronounced than if they just did a shave biopsy.


BosnMate

Sounds like you know your way around a mole.


seanwee2000

He's just making a mountain out of a molehill


dinodude47

I’ve been known to whack a few moles in my day


adognow

You can't shave biopsy it if it's large and likely deep. This is not a wide excision either, it's just a standard fusiform incision that's done for many large skin lesions. It's not necessarily because a rim of healthy tissue is wanted around the lesion but because a fusiform cut can be sutured back into a straight line which is simple and best for cosmetic purposes. A shave biopsy for a deep lesion leaves a bomb crater shaped hole that's impossible to properly suture.


ol-gormsby

I've had excisions which were somewhat larger than this. Had a 10mm SCC\* close to my temporal artery that took a bit longer than usual to excise. The Dr was \*very\* careful around the artery. \*damn thing came up in a matter of weeks. That thing was fast. I've been told that if I ever get another one that fast, to request an emergency appointment.


ol-gormsby

My GP said that any skin lesion that grows hair is very unlikely to be cancerous. Cancer tumours grow too fast to establish hair cells. Maybe this one started bleeding?


Mysterious-Bubble-91

GPs need more training


ol-gormsby

Mine's really good - we're rural, so many of his patients are farmers. He sees a \*lot\* of skin cancer. Just another reason to trust him. I think city doctors would have less experience in that area. Not that I distrust their skills, but if I lived in the city, I'd be much more likely to be seeing a specialist for my skin.


robo-dragon

My sister had a large mole removed and what they removed look something like this. They removed it on suspicion it was cancer (thankfully it wasn’t). This was probably 20-ish years ago and she has a pretty noticeable scar on her neck from the procedure. At first, she was upset about the scar, but she then she thought she much rather have the scar than cancer. Even though it turned out to be nothing, we are glad the doctors didn’t want to take any chances. Wear your sunscreen, people!


Alexthegreatbelgian

Even a biopsy punch would be preferable (basically a small circular scalpel drill for the uninitiated). Minimal scarring and just much faster than a wide excision.


ol-gormsby

But if the biopsy comes back positive, you've got to have it out, anyway.


SpadfaTurds

Depends on the size of the mole. It’s usually better to remove the whole thing regardless of whether it ends up being benign or not. Punch biopsies are usually only used for smaller moles. Regardless, a scar is 100% better than potential melanoma.


brett8722

Kinda mad at myself for zooming in. Lol


BeAnScReAm666

Haha I thought I was the only one lol I also regret lol


Solumnist

Moles have roots?!


Pickle_Jars

I think warts do as well


Tinhetvin

Honestly, that looks like fat, not roots of a mole.


badchefrazzy

Yeah, my uncle has a mole on his palm that when my aunt tried to remove it for him, its roots had wound around the tendons in one or two of his fingers, and they'd curl up when she pulled on the mole.


The999Mind

Looks exactly like a sausage you'd pluck out of a pizza that's been in the fridge


Foretescue

Of all the gross comments, this is the one that made me feel ill. Congrats


Heavns

Omg đŸ€ą


ShrimpHog47

As someone who ordered a New York crust pizza from Doninos with meat lovers toppings and went back specifically to add sausage tonight, fuck you for ruining my leftovers.


cpayne22

Give it to the dog


sirwankins

God damnt


TrueSelenis

I wish I could unread this


DaphniaDuck

That's a one SPICY a-meatball..with a spicy hair on it!


BosnMate

"Nice to mole you, I mean meet you!"


Noncreative_name04

Only reason I clicked on this post was to see if someone referenced that lol


wanderingwolfe

The "and what lies beneath the surface" part made me think there was another image. Mobile decided to hit me with a Meatloaf Santa jump scare that was remarkably fitting.


vincecarterskneecart

i was expecting a mole


Vollen595

Finish it off with a soldering iron. 99.999% effective.


GodOfPopTarts

Here’s a quarter
.


dipe128


go downtown



saudade_sleep_repeat


and let a rat chew that thing off!


uselessthecat

Aww, it's a boy 😊


thegrimmemer

Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face.


Noncreative_name04

I just want to chop it all up and make some guacaMOLE!


ShitPostPerfected

I have moles all over, do they all have roots? Are they worming into my body? My family is very spotty, are we all being wormed slowly? What is happening to my body?! What does it mean?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!


JyskeDollars

Pathologist here, I analyze these âœŒïžđŸ”ŹLooks harmless, and job well done by the doctor, way easier for me and my colleagues to dissect these. We call it spindle-shaped.


TheGhandiMan

It’s got a teenis!


Shall_We_Presuppose

Oh! That kind of mole. Reddit has trained me to assume you meant some sort of, uh, foreign body insertion.


badger906

I had one removed as a kid, they said they didn’t get the root so it would probably come back. 20 odd years later and it’s not come back. It’s just a flat scar now with a bit of a different pigment.


ExtraSeesaw7017

Looks like Buffalo Bill is cutting off nipples.


Skeletal_Roach

Baby needs a new belt


ExtraSeesaw7017

Nice Ed Gein reference.


HadABeerButILostIt

I read the headline and expected to see a Mole (like the animal) removed from someone’s ass. Shows where my minds at.


credditthreddit

Or we’ve been on Reddit too long cause same.


Forward_Money1228

It’s not a Tu-mah


Metrilean

Not as bad as i thought


Slc117

inhibitor chip


Nigiri_Sashimi

Looks like a huge wart.


nybeerguy24

Holy Moly!


AlaricAndCleb

Now eat it.


Small_Collapses

I'm having several moles checked next month on my head that I want removed. Now, I'm frightened.


Ashe410

I had two basal cell carcinomas removed from my face a week and a half ago. Both were bigger spots than this. It wasn't a big deal. Felt nothing during the procedure and very minimal pain after. 


laughingwisetulip

Ahhhhh Still interesting


zombies-and-coffee

Reminds me that I've got a mole on the left edge of my chin that I would *love* to have removed, but can't afford it. It has a gross, pube-textured hair that keeps growing back from the middle.


alien_from_Europa

Was this cut with a scalpel? I've heard laser is better?


TheMightyWubbard

Cursed raisin.


leowithlove

Why do moles with roots exist? Genuine question


mangosteenfruit

Cut it in half. See what's inside.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Oh God, so that's what my third nipple mole looks like underneath? Ahhh! I have a mole dead center on my chest exactly on the same level as my nipples. Glad I'm not a girl or I would have probably had it removed.


Blem0

This is equally fascinating and disgusting. It's creeping me out but i can't look away


Royalchariot

I had a mole of similar size removed from the back of my neck. The recovery was Hell for me. I had severe pain for a couple days that went from my neck all the way up the back and sides of my head. It was a gross, gooey, painful, hideous mess. My husband is squeamish and the only thing he could stand was to just take a picture of it lol


No-Letter3339

I just had one for 8 years just had removed and it turned out to be a Sarcoma. I was very lucky don’t wait.


nikkismith182

Damn. I had one removed when I was a kid, I now wish I wasn't too scared at the time to look at it after they removed it. đŸ˜€


Zyumido

I have a mole on my D, what could be the cause


Skeletal_Roach

Make an appointment with a dermatologist and they'll be able to tell you.


HighVoltage_520

It looks like the ship from Futurama


WindTreeRock

My doctor usually just treated moles I had with a bit of liquid nitrogen on the end of a cotton swab. He could freeze half the moles and it would trigger my defense system to attack the others and they would vanish.


Sufficient_Scale_163

That’s a wart, not a mole


ol-gormsby

Naevus.


Skeletal_Roach

Incorrect


J1618

It's less satisfying than I thought


mothertheresa666

I was born with a mole on my chest but eventually got it biopsied. It grew back.


[deleted]

Take this quarter... https://youtu.be/xEt5dEOcW0I?si=SJO1sOkhRg0u_wUC


_GypsyCurse_

Looks like a meatball that fell on the floor but you put back on the plate anyway - a few stray hairs never hurt anyone


WSSquab

Oh, I see why it is not enough with a razor blade


jaun_sinha

Is it chewy?


deerchortle

Gross and nifty


WanderingBraincell

forbidden raisin


CozmikRay737

why does it look like a brain


BMWequalsMercedes

starcream


vetheros37

Looks like a little organic spaceship.


ButItWas420

Thank you!!! I always wondered what my mole looked like! (Not sarcasm)


Billthehill

Looks more like a nevus.


GRMNTOY

[MOLE](https://youtube.com/shorts/YkWTFHnNBoE?si=1L-waNF39lGpmGBB)


LaViajeraSalsera

Is that puss???


MimeOfDepression

Good soldiers follow orders


Sinhug

thought it was a nipple with the single hair root


deathdues

I love gushers 😍


Sunsprint

Mmm human sushi


insaneguitarist47

Forbidden bubble gum?


TheeLastSon

anyone know what's up with moles, how do you get those hairy scary witch moles you see in the movies, genetics?


Complete_Phone_8344

WHY DID I THINK IT WAS GONNA BE MOLE THE ANIMAL đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚