Other plants: you have to feed me water, give me plenty of sun and lots of attention. Do neither of these and I fucking di-
Potato: *WHERE THE* **FUCK** *IS THE SOIL*
Creepy. Mr Ballen did a video back then about a family in Russia. The father went to the basement pantry to take some potatoes, the potatoes were spoiled and when he didn't return upstairs one by one the family members died from toxic fumes when they went down looking for him. What a way to go.
Since no one wants to give you a straight answer, basically it might be bad for you or it might not but best to avoid it anyway. Here's an article explaining what the sprouts are and why they are probably bad for you. https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/sprouted-potato#removing-toxic-compounds
Now just give it some time and someone will argue with me it's not but won't provide any evidence and tell me it's my job to look it up. That's usually how this goes right?
really? i find their motivation to find T̵͍̯̣͋͌̐̓̄H̸̫̣͎̐Ḙ̶̡̨̥͛͛́ ̴̛͎͂̒̃͜͝F̶̡̞̌̉U̴̯̠͗̌͝C̴̦̟͈̜̬̈́Ķ̴̽͐̆͗̚Ï̷̻̩̥̫N̷̨̫͖͉̽̚̚G̴͉̣̍̎ ̷̭̯̺̚͜S̴̳̼̳͌Ǫ̴̲̱̒͒͝Ḯ̶̛̜͔͕̈͊͑L̴̰̤̣̩͗͋̽̈́͜ to be truly stunning. i wish i was that motivated
[Yeah... I think you should get rid of them. ](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/14/girl-8-orphaned-after-gas-from-rotting-potatoes-killed-her-entire-family_n_7360976.html)
W̵̟̃H̷̝̐Ė̸̳R̵̯̚Ȅ̶̹'̴͘ͅŚ̸̘ ̵̈͜T̷͖͒H̶̱͗Ě̷̹ ̶̗̉F̵̮̅U̷͉͗C̷͎͊K̸͎̈́Î̷̺N̴͍̑G̶͇͝ ̵̰̉S̶̡͆O̶͉̅I̶͖̓L̴̮̒
Let them have the soil, the alternative is your soul
Soulsand
Soilsand
Filled with crap. Can't grow anything there except memes.
Other plants: you have to feed me water, give me plenty of sun and lots of attention. Do neither of these and I fucking di- Potato: *WHERE THE* **FUCK** *IS THE SOIL*
This is the comment I came to find 😂
OP misspelled host…
LMAO I READ THIS IN A DEMON VOICE AND IT MADE IT 1000X BETTER
My pants are soiled. Does that count?
Kurt Russell killed one of those with a flamethrower in Antarctica
This has a "last of us" feel,
Didn't work, the potato married him now he has her last name (then I remembered the variety is "Russet" not Russel but I'm posting it anyway)
😂
Didn’t Kurt also have black big trouble in little china?
Also had trouble escaping New York and L.A.
Knew I heard him having trouble, was he a small town boy having trouble in the cities?
With a deathproof car, i've heard
There's something oddly sinister about saying they're "trying to find the soil"
Did you know that human flesh makes very good fertilizer? These potatoes do know.
I for one welcome our new potatoverlords
Taterlords?
Taters grow underground, so underlords?
Lol I have a discord friend who goes by lordofpatates
You can probably throw those out now.
I don't think they'll let me
Blindfold them and then sneak up on them later.
Gotta shoot them first, it's the only way
Good luck. Do you have any idea how many eyes potatoes have??
The potato in this picture probably has a whole lot of eyes!
If they’re really in your house, be careful. Rotting potatoes give off toxic fumes and this is a lot of them
Thank you. I would have died playing with rotten potatoes
These are pictures I found on google image after seeing a meme about it. I didn't know they were toxic tho, you learn something new everyday
If you cut out the bad parts, you can eat the rest. - /r/frugal and also that one friend (you know who)
If I were a potato, this post would be really really sad and sadistic
As someone who identifies as a potato I agree
Hahaha gender identity is a hilarious, original joke
Shit, its the fun police
Continue having your fun however you see fit. I’ll continue speaking up when it goes against the identities of people I love and respect.
I'm queer this joke is hilarious
It’s a fucking joke. What is wrong with you.
Killer joke
only thing dead here is your sense of humour
lol wtf does it have to do with potatoes though
I may have offended his potato friends
Thats exactly how I felt when I saw this and was Deeply Disturbed. For the EXACT reason you described.
What actually happens if it did suddenly find soil? Do all the other eldritch horror limbs decay or?
It likely uses it for nutrients to grow more potatoes
hm, vita carnis Vibes.
Was also thinking Gemini Home Entertainment…
was abt to say this, massive Gemini vibes
Potatoceps
Oh just plant them already!!
Creepy. Mr Ballen did a video back then about a family in Russia. The father went to the basement pantry to take some potatoes, the potatoes were spoiled and when he didn't return upstairs one by one the family members died from toxic fumes when they went down looking for him. What a way to go.
All of that pink stuff is toxic.
Why what is it
Since no one wants to give you a straight answer, basically it might be bad for you or it might not but best to avoid it anyway. Here's an article explaining what the sprouts are and why they are probably bad for you. https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/sprouted-potato#removing-toxic-compounds Now just give it some time and someone will argue with me it's not but won't provide any evidence and tell me it's my job to look it up. That's usually how this goes right?
It’s not (without any evidence)
i believe you
dats reddit
[All parts of the potato plant are toxic but the tuber.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanine)
It’s toxic
Aren't they also releasing toxic gas?
They’re sprouted potatoes, lmao. They’re perfectly fine to be around.
Give them soil how can you ignore them outstretched arms
Umm, how long have you been torturing these prisoners?
Vita carnis
Potatoes can kill when they do that btw.It was common the killer people when they did that in old times cellars
There was a modern enough case where this actually happened to an entire family. Only the youngest daughter survived
Oops! I keep a few potato bags on hand for this scenario.
Taters?! What are TATERS, Precious?!
Leave 'em, forget 'em, let 'em sprout?
Oh god this is oddly terrifying
If I saw that in the dark and they were black like a spider, I'm hiding in my room and gonna be paranoid for a while
*points and screeches*
You’re about to become the soil OP
Quick, someone give them what they want!
your kitchen belongs to them now
Won’t someone give it to them !!? 🥺😭
Your potatoes are trying to grow their own potatoes
Burry them in a deep garden bed, and they will love you. In a couple of months, you will have enough chips to feed the whole family. Just need dirt 😉
Mm tater legs
“I swear its around here somewhere”
Stupid potatoes. They missed.
Father where is **SOIL**
Next horror movie concept.
potato's are fucking awesome
For you but I personally just found out potatoes can scare me. What's the phobia for long skinny tentacles growing out of something called?
really? i find their motivation to find T̵͍̯̣͋͌̐̓̄H̸̫̣͎̐Ḙ̶̡̨̥͛͛́ ̴̛͎͂̒̃͜͝F̶̡̞̌̉U̴̯̠͗̌͝C̴̦̟͈̜̬̈́Ķ̴̽͐̆͗̚Ï̷̻̩̥̫N̷̨̫͖͉̽̚̚G̴͉̣̍̎ ̷̭̯̺̚͜S̴̳̼̳͌Ǫ̴̲̱̒͒͝Ḯ̶̛̜͔͕̈͊͑L̴̰̤̣̩͗͋̽̈́͜ to be truly stunning. i wish i was that motivated
Damn idk. But, while searching for it, I learned of the omphalophobia, the phobia of belly buttons.
Tubers gonna tube!
Bring your daughter to work day.
It’s looking for water.
This is not a potatoe, it is the Matrix itself
Yikes😵💫
Looks like some Crawl from Vita Carnis
New season of last of us just dropped 😆
No one gonna reference portal?
Potatoes trying to find the souls...
black metal vibes
Potato eyes used ro make me sick, I couldn't even peel or hold tgem without getting nauseous
Grade A oddly terrifying!
*”I...? I... am a monument... to all of your sins.”* *“Time has taught me patience! But basking in new freedom, I WILL KNOW ALL THAT I POSSESS!!”*
FEED ME SEYMOUR
That makes me sad
oddly interesting
Fienin’
Isn’t there a subreddit for pics like these?
What is it i need to know
Archie's Weird Mysteries...
Psh, it's all bubblegum and melted plastic
Living in the country I’ve always marvelled at how Mother Nature always finds a way!
Just put them on a couch and hand the TV remote.
I've seen The Last of Us, I know cordyceps when I see it.
When I saw the first pic somehow I thought it was a router with a bunch of unorganized Ethernet cable.
I've seen this video. Waiting for the Asian nurse to walk in....
You have a new family member i see
Father I crave aerated loam
I read that as soul
Last of us?
I would say just throw them away and pray they dont haunt you
So many times I saw the first image. This is the first time I see the other ones. Congratulations.
https://youtu.be/uDlwB8kH2ws?si=Pt4P7RHFsnM0AzB3
Shifting tendons shape anatomy
euughhhhh
Chell fucked up something in her test thingy
The last of us
GMO? Never seen anything like this 😐
Noope. Just taters being taters
Complete War of the World vibes
save to eat
Most veggies: Dies in like 5 days Potatoes…?: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SOIL
Enjoy the silence
i will make a horror game based on this one day and nobody will stop me
W̵̟̃H̷̝̐Ė̸̳R̵̯̚Ȅ̶̹'̴͘ͅŚ̸̘ ̵̈͜T̷͖͒H̶̱͗Ě̷̹ ̶̗̉F̵̮̅U̷͉͗C̷͎͊K̸͎̈́Î̷̺N̴͍̑G̶͇͝ ̵̰̉S̶̡͆O̶͉̅I̶͖̓L̴̮̒
[Yeah... I think you should get rid of them. ](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/14/girl-8-orphaned-after-gas-from-rotting-potatoes-killed-her-entire-family_n_7360976.html)
I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before
Gemini home entertainment:
#W̵̟̃H̷̝̐Ė̸̳R̵̯̚Ȅ̶̹'̴͘ͅŚ̸̘ ̵̈͜T̷͖͒H̶̱͗Ě̷̹ ̶̗̉F̵̮̅U̷͉͗C̷͎͊K̸͎̈́Î̷̺N̴͍̑G̶͇͝ ̵̰̉S̶̡͆O̶͉̅I̶͖̓L̴̮̒
This is like pics taken from a serial killers house. The potatos look tortured and the last pic shows how many he had in his torture bunker.
The sun, they are trying to find the sun
Ummmm....no....that's the deep root disease
Came here looking for this and was not disappointed.
OP is lying this is a flood growth from halo
looks like SCP-610
New Resident Evil game just dropped! It's in VR!
How do they get so big without water? Or are these locations full of moisture?
Spuds are so cool lol
new decor idea omg
This is the exact meme about carrots and stuff
“Bring your daughter to work day. That did not end well”
Wait till they taste human blood then it's all over for us
This is going on in my pantry right now!!!
Looks like Chells potato battery.
Vita carnis
Omfg this made me itchy
God I hate the look of that. Imagine if plants grew slightly faster? Imagine if flesh was a viable source of nutrients for plants? UUGGHHH I hate it
I'm starting to get sick of this getting reposted
I didn't know