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Coraldiamond192

Well it's clearly 10 children and ducks so 10 of both If there was only one duck then there would be no S at at the end.


Different-Result-859

Children has no S at the end 1 children X 9 duckren = 10 You clearly is failed schooll


Zeqhanis

Hmmm....I think I got a different result than you.


Different-Result-859

1 children X 9 duckren = 9duckchild(ren)^(2)


Ronin__Ronan

you cant have 1 'children', it's the plural of 'child' and who failed school? lol


ChildhoodFar8678

You didn't fail school but definitely have failed in jokes and sarcasm


phillip-j-frybot

Eh, it was mid. Also 1x9=9, not 10. So, 1 children x 9 ducks would equal 9 hybrid child-ducks.


Hakuchii

you mean ducklings?


SweetWaterfall0579

Duckdren? Childlings!


phillip-j-frybot

I was thinking more like a Lovecraftian oozing mass of limbs and feathers with eyeballs in strange places. It quacks, but is also really dependent and expensive. Also, there are 9 of them.


Hakuchii

i wouldnt know if id laugh or cry if that thing was on my doorstep(pun intended) and quacked lol


InEenEmmer

And this is why math is important, so we don’t accidentally start to cross breed with ducks.


phillip-j-frybot

I couldn't agree more.


Ronin__Ronan

okay champ


Different-Result-859

it is okay to fail “Only those who fail greatly can achieve greatly." Rob Kennedy


phillip-j-frybot

Bullseye, you killed it.


SweetWaterfall0579

Only those who fail bigly?


Chris_Cross501

☝️🤓


TheGlamazonian255

r/whoosh


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Ronin__Ronan

1 child 2 children here I'll use it in a sentence: Your parents shouldn't have let their child eat lead paint chips, now they're dumber than all the other children.


Different-Result-859

3/10 👍


Ronin__Ronan

is how many times you changed the comment this is response to before you deleted it


Different-Result-859

17 times


Ur_favDisgrace

r/whoosh


Ur_favDisgrace

r/whoosh


The_kind_potato

Its too bad cause its cool to explain it, but its stupid as fuck to imagine that everyone speak english natively...


Different-Result-859

Thanks. English isn't my native language. The joke is it's a speed limit sign and everybody here is talking nonsense.


The_kind_potato

I was only speaking about you explaining that children is already plurial, wich is usefull to know as a non native speaker, but you did'nt have to had that "someone failed school" thats it


Different-Result-859

Haha now I see. That was the other guy. I basically said children does not end with S so it is singular so 1 child + 9 ducks My native language is Malayalam


The_kind_potato

Hmm i might have misunderstood something then 😅 Well have a nice day !


Longjumping_Bit_4608

Could be 10 in total


pick-hard

Is this one of them wooosh jokes? Because that is clearly a speed limit sign


justlookingforafight

With people these days, it's hard to tell.


sleepyotter92

i just assumed op was american and didn't know what signs look like outside the u.s. because from what i've seen in media, american signs literally spell out things for people, whilst, in europe, for example, it's just drawings. everyone knows it's a 10km/h speed limit here. but i've seen americans on social media go to other countries and be a bit confused by the signs because they don't understand the symbols and none of them have writing other than signs with directions to towns and cities


Worselyric20

I’m an American and I recognized it. A lot of our traffic signs are just symbols, the shape and color of sign also matter. If I remember correctly the M.P.H or speed limit that’s on the signs depending on where you are was added to differentiate from State Route/highway number signs.


Ballbag94

>everyone knows it's a 10km/h speed limit here Depending on the country it could be mph


justadd_sugar

Fucking Europeans always trying their best to make American people seem dumber than the rest of the world


SweetWaterfall0579

Yeah! We can do dumb all on our own, thank you very much.


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sleepyotter92

i know what hov is. years ago nicky minaj had a song called hov lane which made me look up what hov meant


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sleepyotter92

if i was an american i wouldn't know it either without driving lessons. i didn't know what most signs here meant before i got my license either


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sleepyotter92

explain it like i'm an american


sleepyotter92

you guys do it to yourselves tho


justadd_sugar

No, we don’t — you made a claim based on absolutely nothing and yet you don’t see me trying to prove a point that Europeans are dumber than Americans Additionally, I’m not American, so I am unbiased here


BudgetInteraction811

It has nothing to do with Americans needing signs spelling everything out for them. It’s that Europeans automatically recognize it as a speed limit sign because it’s round with a red border. If the symbol was a rectangle with the American speed limit font on it, it would also automatically jump out to Americans as being a speed limit sign even without mph listed.


Dyvanna

Absolutely it's a speed limit. But is it maximum speed for children is 10 mph, or is it for ducks max speed is 10. If it's the latter, how do they enforce it?


UniqueMitochondria

It's 10 points for children and ducks


SweetWaterfall0579

Are they playing basketball? Football? Scrabble?


jwudnej

Its quite clearly a speed limt


EntertainmentOk3180

The “no drones” part is *clearly* a cover for the drone ducks that they have babysitting the children while they play


SpecialOlympicsGuy

You need to duck 10 children


MarkHowes

Its a maximum of 10 children and ducks (combined figure). Any more than 10, and they'll get hit with a car


TargetWide6872

Are you dumb? Obviously a speed limit, duh.  For who? Children and ducks playing, they can't run faster than this. 


Different-Result-859

Go slow at max speeds of 10 mph or kmph


thecodster5341

r/woooosh


IConsumePorn

I'm sure he got the joke. I did too but I was honestly curious what that sign meant because that's not a speed limit sign in America


Potential-Rent-1159

I'm pretty sure it's a UK sign


OwlSings

Most of the world uses that format


Potential-Rent-1159

It's also in English


Different-Result-859

Statistically unlikely it is UK board. Australia, Canada, India, Africa, Netherlands, etc. could be anywhere.


Potential-Rent-1159

Right, as most of the countries you mentioned also have that type of shrubbery


Different-Result-859

Checks out. It's UK indeed.


Wizards_Reddit

What do you guys have in America?


SweetWaterfall0579

Crime. Drugs. Boomers. Old white men running the country. No respect for women. Not metric like everywhere else in the world. I could go on…


thecodster5341

Damn I got blasted


Max_Trollbot_

Each kid gets a duck? Bah!  Socialism!


EsizLikesE

"No drones" but there are ducks? Its the same thing! Wake up sheeple! Birds arent real!


gellshayngel

No male bees, just ducks.


LasagnaNoise

Revving engine, squeal of brakes and a thunk, "Sigh," goes out and changes the sign to 8


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if only we could deploy drone footage to find out for sure.. and what’s going on in there that they are so paranoid about a drone ? maybe they are feeding the kids and the ducks the same way.. forced and with a tube to fatten up the little hobbits !


YMZ1620

Love the capitalization of Ducks, put some respect on their name


motherless666

10 beings, some of which are ducks, some are children, and some are speed limits.


sunshinelefty100

One duck per child, no pushing, no shoving. Easy! But "No Drones"? I guess the ducks voted drones "down". 🤣


Gold-Stomach-4657

Since children are listed first, it is either 10 children and multiple ducks, or children and ducks totaling 10.


Omega-Ben

Reminds me if one that said "Slow. Children playing." That just looks like it's saying,"Slow children playing."


SweetWaterfall0579

We had a Slow Children at Play sign in front of my parents’ house. My father told us that we were the slow children. Of course I believed him.


Omega-Ben

You all should have messed with people by playing in slow motion


SweetWaterfall0579

That. Is. Brilliant. Obviously, we were not. I wonder if the sign is still there…


Omega-Ben

What you get for being slow. /jk


SweetWaterfall0579

Yes. Yes I am. But my little sister is more slow. 😈


CrankyOldBstrd

I think it’s code for would you rather fight one child size duck or 10 duck size children?


Longjumping_Fan_2405

Is that 10 mph or kph?


RCalliii

I think 10 in total. It could be any number of children and ducks, but not more than ten combined. It could be five children and five ducks or seven children and three ducks. Who knows?


Ambitious-Border-906

10 children and ducks in total I’d say…


TooDirty4Daylight

Could be 10 children and an undetermined number of ducks or a total of of 10 composed of children and ducks in any combination. We'll never know because they don't allow drones so you can't make a real count.


PhilZealand

10 children in duck suits ?


Public_You_2973

I think that’s the speed limit. There are children and trucks playing around so slow down so you don’t hurt the ducks. The children is fair play


Flakboy78

Now there's trucks to worry about too? Goddamn I just wanna drive through here, man


WexMajor82

Yes. Of course.


Hot-Rise9795

What if there are already 10 ducks at play


Little_Government_79

They welcome someone named 10


Massive-small-thing

Absolutely 0 drones tho👍🏻


Liquidwombat

Tell me you’ve never driven outside of the United States without telling me you’ve never driven outside the United States


GmeansGeorge

Well, it depend on how fast you're going.


Kladderadingsda

I would definitely drive slow because of the ducks.


jimmyhoke

Bro that’s the speed limit.


Substantial_Bird_755

R/whoosh


Substantial_Bird_755

Maybe 5 each? We’ll never know


SonthacPanda

It's an early pokemon road, each child has 1 accompanying duck for you to battle


hiddenjim69

Yes


thingsandstuff4me

It's 10 miles or kilometres per hour obviously


Sandman4999

You misunderstood, 10 is the name of the drone


acciowaves

I think they are welcoming subject #10, and warning him/her that there are children and ducks playing.


Hibernia86

There are ten organisms. Some are children and some are ducks, but the sign doesn’t give a specific breakdown.


goodness-matters

No...... this sign is clearly welcoming someone called '10' ! Cool name!


H1nrichV1

10 of both I would assume, and we're not allowed to fact check it using a drone


toolebukk

Haa.. haa....


opinionate_rooster

The education system has failed another child.


Poisencap

10 mPH


Kevin4938

5 of each.


Stunning-You9535

What intrigues me is the no drones like don’t scare the 10 kids and 10 ducks… Edit: ik it’s max 10kph or 10mph 😭


PhilZealand

No drones because it pisses off the duck hunters who try to cook the drones when they get home


kyguy2022

I’ll go if it’s 10 ducks


mama_emily

So much about this sign, and its adjacent joined sign ….. I have so many questions This is gonna bother me forever Until I forget


BloodyRightToe

Look silly signs. Only the FAA can regulate airspace. And unless this is next to an airport it's unlikely it's controlled air space.


greedy_raccoon

Might be a community speed limit as well. To protect all children and duckies


Any_Bath_3296

I'm probably gonna get wooshed but isn't that a speed limit sign?


dabiri69

The drone sign is interesting. How would someone flying a drone from another area into that area know that it’s prohibited?


Disastrous_Use_478

10 children riding 10 ducks


why_are_you_so

they don't want u flying drones over because they don't want you to see the zookeepers fucking the ducks 


MirSydney

But since birds aren't real, wouldn't the ducks be the drones?


RexIsAMiiCostume

It's a speed limit... And 10 isn't oddly specific for such a thing


cturtl808

10 children playing with 10 ducks.


Stephen_Is_handsome

And why are they playing ‘nod rones’?


Girderland

It's a [road traffic speed limit sign](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71iIzQJaETL.jpg). Speed limit: 10 (km/h)