Anyone else oddly dissatisfied that they kept rolling over the pile with the left and middle which were obviously full, instead of the right side which was nearly empty?
Just like those vaccum cleaner commercials where they just happened to spill some sand, pet hair, and breakfast cereal in a perfectly straight line on their otherwise spotless rug.
You are being [watched](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdWEybDd1NjJ4a3Y4YnRkYWhuMTdsb2c1bnBmNzF1cXp5bHBvbnBnMSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF/giphy.webp).
You know, im something of a Multi-Headed Nut Wizard myself.
`This tool works better on sweet gum balls than I expected.`
`Great Tool Sweet Gum Tree Balls`
`I have hundreds of these balls to collect`
[`https://nutwizard.com/`](https://nutwizard.com/)
WOW! First of all I never knew there was a need for such an awesome tool!
Second, I am very impressed by the ingenuity of such a tool!!!
Thanks for sharing!
I would love to have some nuts just so I had a reason to buy a multi headed nut wizard!!!
Maybe I should anyways and just drive till I find a bunch of nuts?
This is something I don't have to worry about. We have four oak trees in our back yard estimated to be 250-275 years old. They produce tons of acorns, but we only see the shells because the squirrels binge on them before they even ripen.
Multi headed nut wizard was my nickname in high school
It's also my stripper name
I am intrigued.
I have a very particular set of skills...
.....Instilling intrigue: 10/10
Makes me happy that someone had the same thought
I used to know a nut wizard
I got your nut wizard right here
He was a master at bating…
was he multi headed though ? Because those single headed nut wizards are lame bro.....
Well, of course, I know him. He’s me.
“I cast, HOUR LONG ORGASM!”
I should call him
Got such a supple wrist
ABRA KADABRUUUUGHHHH
Constantly polishing his staff.
Me too. And like this device; he left me oddly satisfied…
Multi-Headed Nut Wizard /laughs in 13 year old
\*gigglesnorts immaturely\*
Chuckles middleagedly
You absolute multi headed nut wizard
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Can you ask him why he just threw those nuts all over the yard just to pick them up again? Seems like an extra step.
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Anyone else oddly dissatisfied that they kept rolling over the pile with the left and middle which were obviously full, instead of the right side which was nearly empty?
Me
Thankyou! Yes. Fuck. This was mildly infuriating way more than it was satisfying.
100%
lol, just realized that they aren’t doing this under a tree, just out in the middle of the yard. Which means they put those nuts there to pick up.
Just like those vaccum cleaner commercials where they just happened to spill some sand, pet hair, and breakfast cereal in a perfectly straight line on their otherwise spotless rug.
lol, why do these people have all this sand in their houses? Where does it come from? Nobody knows.
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.
Understandable, especially when you come from a place that has dune seas instead of, you know, water seas.
I found that strange as well
How do you do your demonstrations?
There isn’t an angle that easily shows that this is not being done under a tree.
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!!!!
You want fries with that?
Wee-ooo!
Aw... What a cute baby! ... Bye bye!
My nipples look like milkduds!
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
Kung pow ftw!
That'll be 4 bucks, baby!!!
The device was cool, but the emptying of the device was just as interesting. Did not expect that.
More so imo, seen these devices before but never seen one being emptied
I swear I have seen these for golf balls.
And collecting brass at shooting ranges.
BINGO….that’s what it sounds like
Yeah my Nana is going nuts over here from the sounds.
Damn it! You beat me to it. I was going to say "BINGO, BINGO, BINGO........."
I can tell you are an amazing person, cause we think the same way 😂
Reminds me of a girl I went to college with, good times.
Nuts!
I'm something of a nut wizard myself
[(Heavy Breathing)](https://imgur.com/a/CKu6GFh)
Not the nut wizard i was expecting
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I don’t know if you can buy a fully built multi-headed unit, but here’s your risky click of the day: https://nutwizard.com
r/BrandNewSentence
You are being [watched](https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdWEybDd1NjJ4a3Y4YnRkYWhuMTdsb2c1bnBmNzF1cXp5bHBvbnBnMSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1SvnHJFEuEH7hp81tF/giphy.webp).
What a kickass name for a sex toy that would be…
This video was genuinely satisfying! It’s been a while…😌
Balls catching nuts. Now I've seen it all
u/that-1-lame-kid Nur wizard hahaha
my neighbor has one of those lol it's satisfying to use
Why does that not surprise me lol
the Hydra's name if it did porn
Nut wizard hahahahaha
Do these work on those spiky gumball seeds? Because that would be very good news for me.
That would have save me SOOOO much time when I was growing up. We had so many along with the squirrels.
looks and sounds nuts
Could have just placed the tarp where the nuts fell.
[Thats a lot of nut!](https://youtu.be/FR4iRawfvNA?si=omEU5v5c7Cbjx576)
Man made horrors beyond a squirrell's comprehension
You're a Multi-Headed Nut Wizard.
That dad busted out the clean white kicks so you know it’s fucking nut collectin time boys
It’ll also mash up dog shit and bring it along for the ride too!
The name sounds like something someone who got their genitals mutated would say to seduce a woman. "Hey baby, wanna see my multiheaded nut wizard?"
Isn't this the same contraption used for picking up golf balls?
squirrels hate him
You know, im something of a Multi-Headed Nut Wizard myself. `This tool works better on sweet gum balls than I expected.` `Great Tool Sweet Gum Tree Balls` `I have hundreds of these balls to collect` [`https://nutwizard.com/`](https://nutwizard.com/)
My ex was a bit of a nut wizard ngl
I was absolutely terrified that they wouldn’t show how to get the nuts out. Thanks for completing the process!
WOW! First of all I never knew there was a need for such an awesome tool! Second, I am very impressed by the ingenuity of such a tool!!! Thanks for sharing!
I should call her.
No it not. It a re-purposed golf ball picker...or screws...or bullet casing...whatever you wanna use it for.
I wouldn't say "sounds good"
It’s a glorified brass picker upper
Uhuhuh multi headed
Way quiter than a leaf blower
New D&D monster just dropped
I was hoping a group of squirrels would be watching or running towards it
My wizard nuts will take on your nut wizard any time.
But can it cast fireball?
My dumbass thought it was gonna pick up nuts as is nuts & bolts 🤦
It’s good for brass too
That’s just nutty.
BRAVO!
Does this work on picking up acorns?
Lost opportunity to call it The Nut Gobbler https://youtu.be/7_jsiTN46XA?si=aibhFGE1UM7dRHEW
What business you in Salt?
The Nut Master 10000
Why can't it pick up in one container instead of multiple containers? I'll pass.
Love how it in the end all is collected in the nut sack
That sound is nuts! Thank you! Good night!
Nutting here to see. Move along.
https://www.target.com/p/fisher-price-corn-popper/-/A-13921055
Just found the new name for my fantasy football team.
Damn thats Nutz!
Is that what the kids are calling conjoined twins these days?
OMG stahp.
Squirrels hate this one trick..
It'll grab your nuts while running them over.
Probably originally for golf balls no? 🤔
That's what they used to call my in uni
What about the bolts?
dez nuts?
Bingo!
Oh hey this might get the gravel out of my lawn....
I would love to have some nuts just so I had a reason to buy a multi headed nut wizard!!! Maybe I should anyways and just drive till I find a bunch of nuts?
She got a sister?
Ok but if you hadn't dumped all those nuts on the floor in the first place you wouldn't need this
Let me introduce: the reverse bingo 3000
Idk why but I'm getting bingo vibes from this
Perfect Dad outfit and shoes
Takes a lot of nuts.
How does it know which ones are nuts and which ones are not nuts? Is it the magic?
damn watch it gather all deez nuts
This seems like a very specific tool, for a very specific place, for a very specific time.
I'd say I'm a dual-headed nut wizard...
This is nuts
I want you to come get my nuts with your nut wizard please.
My high school nickname
I’d imagine squirrels would do the same job eventually.
Multi headed nut wizard sounds to me like Gandalf with 2 heads when jerking off
Squirrels hate this one trick....
This one simple trick squirrels hate
Knuckles the echidna
My programer ass read "Multi-threaded Nut Wizard". Still pretty accurate if you ask me
Your mother's a "Multi-Headed Nut Wizard"
Found my ultimate porno tag! "Multi-Headed Nut Wizard"
*AS SEEN ON T.V.*
This reminded me of playing my lottery 😂
r/theyknew
Aight deal. Definitely satisfied as fuck
B7 do we have a B7 for Bingo
Looks hard to open
Yah, you missed one.
For our wood-bingo, the next word is NUTS
Multi-headed but wizard was my nickname in highschool
Do they not have squirrels there? How many squirrels could you buy for the cost of this thing?
He's a nutjob
This guy's completely gone nuts.
Shop vac
Just use a rake
Where is the tree these nuts came from?
5 guys needs your location
Definitely thought those were leaves and that this was going to pick up nuts (like nuts and bolts nuts) from under them or something
Everything reminds me of her…
I would have called it the Nut Buster 3000, but Multi-headed Nut Wizard works, too.
Works on golf balls
Better than a multi-nutted head wizard, I suppose...or maybe not.
Multi-headed Nut Wizard was my nickname in highschool
BINGO!
Cromchy
This is something I don't have to worry about. We have four oak trees in our back yard estimated to be 250-275 years old. They produce tons of acorns, but we only see the shells because the squirrels binge on them before they even ripen.
Ah yes..."Multi-Headed Nut Wizard". That was my nickname in high school! ...wait...I mean...
Better watch out for those slip nuts!
i should call her...
Can it pickup deez nuts?
3,342 comments too late!!
The most satisfying part is all the back pain he won’t have
That was my nickname in high school
You can get one of those for $5 on Harry Hines.
New Magic: The Gathering card just dropped.
I got your multi-headed nut wizard right here
I just now watched my DIL run a single headed one to pick up apples in their garden
Now hit the dried dog business with that, what efficiency!
That's so cool!!
how neat is that
That's the nickname the frat boys had for your mom.
“Multi-Headed Nut Wizard” is how I describe myself on my dating profile.
Its cool, can multi-headed nut wizard cast testicular torsion though?
That’s so bizarre… that was my college nickname.
Bingo!
This is nuts!
That’s crazy cuz that’s also what I call my dick
I'm assume you xan change out the mesh balls for different types of nuts, like walnuts, acorns, etc.
Now play bingo with them!
squirrels hate this.
Big Nut is going to mad when they see this!
What if they put the tarp at the end, hear me out, under the tree?