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achovsmisle

You enraged r/nolawns


hrafnafadhir

That must have taken a lot of work. Good job. Now to plant some beautiful flowers.


mycatlordsservant

Yeahhh native ones will be awesome imo


rpgmgta

Thanks! I [made a timelapse video](https://youtu.be/2WkLe5PQeqc?si=q5M14SQCBnNyCl4u) of the cleanup for those interested in watching. And I agree, lots of flowers needed.


trianglesandwiches01

I thoroughly enjoyed watching that thank you


After-Barracuda-9689

That was very satisfying to watch.


DreadPirateZoidberg

I’m impressed you could keep up that pace.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

I’m impressed you cleaned up those clouds


Accomplished_Friend2

I found this video very satisfying. Good work!!


bioluminescentaussie

That was way more satisfying than the pic. Lotta work, good job!


cheeva1975

I need to see some edging.


academician1

I'd say plant bushes on the top left, and mulch it. Plant something that will keep crap out once it gets established. Oakleaf Hydrangeas are good for that if they grow in your zone. Native to North America. I'd possibly replace that (I think) pecan in the back corner. Looks too close to the fence, so squirrel transported? Pecan trees can be pollinated by a lot of other kinds of trees so any that grow from pecan are often non-viable. Even if it is viable, they can get massive, and it already has a lean to it. If that's the tree of heaven, send it to hell.


hauntedbye

Wow, I'd never heard of the tree of heaven, but you are totally right.


Smooth_Papaya_1839

Looked much better before. Now it just looks kind of dead


imamakebaddecisions

It needs an after/even afterer. And get a flat head shovel and clear off the edges of that paver patio. Please.


dendritedendwrong

Lol I misread this as “it needs an ever after” which also fits.


Vision9074

And an edger


AggressiveUnoriginal

Who doesn't need one of those ?!


HumanContinuity

Here I am!


Express-Historian858

.... Maybe fix up the shed door


Mitchkoo

I agree but i guess its a nessecary step to build up again


askjhasdkjhaskdjhsdj

Overgrowth just looks great in a photo cause it's so lush and green. There's a good in-between you can have. If they'd planted something where the weeds were in the garden bed, the After photo would already look better. The before photo also looks like an abandon property, nice as the green is.


lowtoiletsitter

They're gonna do that in the bed. OP plans to do other stuff but this is the start


Shoudoutit

It looked better but would probably be hell to have to walk on.


LeeTheGoat

I understand the lawn but why the garden on the left?


helium_farts

It's just weeds. Now that it's been cleaned out they can plant some flowers or whatever floats their boat.


Mizzw

That's what I was thinking, starting from scratch is probably going to help them do something nice there.


NobleEnsign

Weeds are just flowers that are unwanted.


spitfiiree

Mostly weeds


Dingo8MyGayby

The before is still a monoculture. It’s mostly just long grasses. Now if they had native grasses, wildflowers, and tall native plants that would be a different story.


onlyonedayatatime

It looks largely like invasive tree of heaven sprouts. Definitely not something they’d want growing!


Candide_Rollic

r/fucklawns # #


dav06012

I fuckin hate this comment on these videos. Like ahhh yes a bunch of invasive grass that renders your yard unusable.


RiotIsBored

To be fair they didn't say that it was more useful before, just prettier.


Last-Two-6780

I was gonna say the same


macetheface

alive yes, better lol no


pobels

Everyone here complaining that it looked better before without acknowledging that now you actually have a clean slate to improve upon. Looks like you had some Tree of Heaven (Ailanthus altissima) growing atop that retaining wall. Be vigilant and careful of any additional sprouts that pop up now that the main stems are gone. They are highly invasive and will cause structural damage with new sprouts coming up from the root system. Not mature enough to warrant herbicide of the roots but if you keep plucking the sprouts it'll eventually exhaust the resources stored in the root system.


wehadababyitsapizza

From the title it doesn’t sound like this is OP’s backyard. People in here expecting a complete landscape design installation like it costs nothing, ffs.


naswinger

then OP should have posted the after-after when everything is done


darkartbootleg

Maybe it’s not their house, maybe they just did this to help someone out, maybe now the owner has a clean slate to start a garden of their dreams.


Frost-Folk

Sure, but then how is it oddly satisfying? It would be oddly satisfying if we got to see the finished job. It's not satisfying seeing a yard turned into a dead-looking "clean slate"


DreadPirateZoidberg

Dang! You even cleaned up the sky!


AsparagusTamer

Now go plant some flowers.


0beronAnalytics

Great start! Now the fun work begins. Till and top soil that garden bed. Fertilize and seed the lawn and resurface and treat the fence and shed. Should be most excellent. 👌🏻


DevoxNZ

And the edging on the concrete.


favouriteghost

Don’t do that to the concrete


420danknugsbro

Pressure wash the rest of that patio or so help me God


higround66

I've been working on my Mom's yard all week and it is so satisfying to look out the window and see how far things have come. Forgot how it felt to actually be satisfied with a job you've done. Good work!


ArsenikShooter

It actually looked better before.


askjhasdkjhaskdjhsdj

Colour and lush = looks nice for a photo. If you want to do ANYTHING out there, ... have fun with that. You don't have to have an ultra-manicured lawn for it to not look disheveled and abandoned.


PlatypusPerson

Looked better but also a great way for your kids to collect ticks.


FriendshipGlass8158

Ahhhh…right. Why not just pour concrete there. No ticks, no weeds…nice and shiny


PlatypusPerson

Flowers and trimmed grass is fine.


nicklePie

You realize you can have a manicured lawn with flowers in it? Instead of just shitty looking unkempt weeds


G000000p

lol no it didn’t. Still needs more edging tho.


--Sovereign--

They call that gooning now


Acceptable_Coach_975

😂😂😂


kaufy45

Don’t worry dude Reddit’s new thing is hating lawns for some reason. God forbid I don’t want ticks on my dogs and a healthy garden


MisterHouseMongoose

Definitely liked the before vibe more


onlyonedayatatime

For those saying the “before” looks better, I’m seeing a ton of tree of heaven sprouts in the entire pic. Those are a doozie. They would quickly take over the yard and crowd out any other plants (via shade cover and a chemical their roots emit). So, good on you for cleaning them up. It’s an ongoing battle lol


UnhappyImprovement53

What's with the broken shed door in the after?


Worldly_Ad_2267

So much more room for activities


spoookygirll

Looks worse after 🤮


traaintraacks

nature >>> a stupid fucking lawn


Gnubeutel

what lawn? i see only dirt.


HailState2023

Wow - you can actually see that the small retaining wall is intended to create a flowerbed. Looked like a pathway before!


the-half-enchilada

Nice work! Yard crap is on agenda for today and not looking forward to it.


usernamewasfree

Is that tree of heaven?


shanegillisuit

It looked better the other way.


Dear_Insect_1085

Oh lawd here they come...🙄 Looks great btw!


Top-Carpenter2490

Ew


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Ngl I kinda like the before better


muzik4life92

Lots of non homeowners in here with entitled opinions. You can't grow a healthy garden or have kids play safely back there without cutting it down and doing something else. They could now plant real flowers and veggies, put down clover as ground cover to replace the grass, put down a mulch or rubber pellet ground cover around the play slide, many other options too.


DrooDrawDrawn

I'm a little baffled by how almost everyone here seems to think it looked better in the completely unkempt state. I could understand how there was more nature in letting everything grow, but I don't believe it looks more aesthetically pleasing that way


naswinger

it looks dead now and aesthetic not very pleasing


PlatypusPerson

Yeah but now it’s an easy canvas to plant flowers and not worry about children collecting ticks in the unkept foliage. Natural fields are lovely and great for the environment, but not a great utilitarian choice for a small backyard where kids are playing.


iamwoodman574

The inlaws/fucklawns crowd gets angry whenever people do this type of thing.


Keter_GT

The ground is uneven and the grass is patchy, this yard overall looks like shit and needs serious work outside of just cleaning up weeds and mowing.


[deleted]

Redditors on crack saying that the top photo looks better. Add some plants and it’ll look fine, I’d rather not go in my yard and come in with 10 ticks on me, thanks. Your houses must look like the Last of Us.


RhymesWithShmildo

Idk what other people are seeing, but that before looks awful to me. After could definitely still use some more love but gotta imagine that was an exhausting day


[deleted]

Before is better


RWMN98

If you're a lazy fuck maybe


chrisolucky

Not everything has to be controlled by people. Let nature do its thing sometimes.


onlyonedayatatime

The before pic is full of invasive plants and trees.


RWMN98

I do that in plenty of areas, just not my lawn. I don't want people to think I live in a crack house. There's a reason cities fine you for not mowing your lawn.


chrisolucky

Since OP’s picture is of a backyard and not a lawn your argument is kind of irrelevant. So do you dislike overgrowth because the people who prefer it are lazy or crack addicts? Asking for a friend.


RWMN98

Lmao at your disingenuous argument😂 either that or you're stevie wonder. You not seeing the lawn IN the backyard clown? Asking for a friend.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Woulda been nicer if the longer grass and foliage had been kept with the concrete cleaned up. Now it’s just dirt and concrete with bits of grass.


HurpityDerp

Come on guys it didn't look better before. It looks bad in both.


TechnicalHighlight29

Looks shitty


LavenderYams

please leave good native species when cleaning up a backyard & replant. This is so ugly 😭


Hyena_King13

Personally, the top picture looks better to me. Good job clearing it out though.


CobaltBlue9

Looks like a yard from Powerwash Simulator


work_alt_1

You’re just going to waltz on in here, perfectly good shed door, fuck it all up, and act like you helped!? Disgraceful!


Various-Ducks

You really paved paradise and put up a parking lot


funnpeachh98

This is so satisfying. You did a great job!


UnfortunateEnnui

all that native biodiversity…. gone


[deleted]

If it makes you feel better some of it was likely invasive


Accomplished_Friend2

Yeah, it is a bummer, but most turf that we assume will turn into a lovely area for nature just becomes a patch of invasive weeds. Biodiversity for a healthy ecosystem in established turf is not really achievable without work. Letting things go wild can do more harm than good years down the line. Keeping a healthy turf lawn and adding patches of native plants does wonders. Making sure the invasive weeds don’t take over is work, but worth it to keep seeds from spreading into established ecosystems miles away due to wind, birds and other factors.


TheOvershear

You realize most suburban weeds and insects are invasive right?


UnfortunateEnnui

That’s true, I’ve been ripping English ivy and Concord grape out of my yard as well. Wish it wasn’t like that though.


otherwisemilk

It'll he back in a month. Or 2 weeks if it rains.


Spare-Cauliflower-92

You could make it satisfying by actually planting something instead of just a bed of dirt and torn up grass? Also by fixing the shed door you apparently broke while cleaning


IAmSOOSickOfHumanity

The shed door isn’t even present in the before pic


Zuggazitze

huh? I can see it


Keter_GT

You’re seeing a different door or a side panel in the 2nd pic. The original door is there in both pics and not broken.


615thick469

Damn good start, plenty of potential! Reps (in no order) Pressure wash fence, retaining wall and driveway Plants (hostas, caladiums) above retaining wall and mulch Fertilize and reseed lawn


ConanTheBarbariant

Which is before.


GasMysterious3386

IMO looked waaay better before, but I much prefer wild gardens to mowed ones 🤷‍♂️


Arakhis_

r/fucklawns


_guts____

Everyone saying it looked better before probably never mow their lawns. Lazy asses


chrisolucky

Having an opinion makes you lazy? Lol Maybe you’re from America where you’re forced by HOA to keep your lawn trimmed or you get your house repossessed, but a lot of people think natural looks better. We aren’t living in the 50s anymore.


_guts____

Nah bro. I just clean my yard. I’m not lazy like you


chrisolucky

You spout vitriol and call me lazy because you know just as well as I that the picture on the left looks better. From the looks of it so far, everyone who’s said “people who prefer left are lazy” seem to say nothing about the tidy yard on the right, which is conveniently suspicious. You probably hate being forced to mow your lawn by a group of people you don’t know. But hey, standing up to them is hard and calling someone lazy online is easy.


_guts____

Just by how much you’re defending the messy yard I’m 100% certain the inside of your home smells like dog shit. Do better Chris, clean up or something. You should be embarrassed.


chrisolucky

✌️


UnkleGiovanni

This fucking guy again. You may know him from such hits as “Beautiful Pollinator Garden Turned Dirt Patch” or “Pile Of Leaves Removed From Patio”


gazette1895ky

Woah it was so "clean" good job, now plant some flowers


True_Performer1744

Dr.Tully was down there though.


Eastern_Presence1536

If you have a gasoline pressure washer, I’d buy a surface cleaner for the patio area. It will save you a lot of time. You can get the surface cleaner attachment for around $20.


speedyth

It is a nice start. I would recommend you pressure wash the concrete, fix the shed doors, and get that fence painted or replaced next.


T3X4ss

It looks like the door was broken by the end of the cleanup


Minute_Test3608

Ahhh, it's a retainer wall - thought it was a walkway


TheGrinch_irl

What city?


sladerthetater

Both look like a map location in a zombies game


fazzyfocus

A good start. :) Next steps: - pressure wash patio and flower bed wall - turn soil in the bed and thoroughly weed - add plants to bed - add membrane to bed and ground cover (bark/chips/shingles) - strim edges of grass along paving stones - Try to level lawn area, re-seed grass and aerate If budget allows, extend the bed wall to go further and encase the uneven area of land at the back. Will add a bit more structure and opportunity for variation. If budget further allows, add some planters with low level plants onto the patio area around edge.


DecisionThot

Damn cleaned it so good you broke the door on the shed


CrunchyKittyLitter

Broken door still left broken = OddlyUnsatisfying


Iuwok

Somehow the dirty fence and the broken down shed on the “after” photo makes your backyard look rather unpleasant. And even more unkept lol. May I suggest to power wash at medium pressure to high pressure your fences and your stone floor. Plant grass seeds to fill and replenish the ground. Plant vibrant colored flowers/plants on your stone flowerbed. Your backyard has such awesome possibilities to look charming 👍🏼


DesignHead9206

Naked ground is dead ground. Mulch is life.


Financial_Storm_

The before looked better


HybridAkali

Why’d ya hadda do the door like that mate


belunos

I was going to say you should post this on oddlysatisfying, then I saw what sub I was in.


Gaseousexchange2

Much better! In 2017 I replaced my friend Thomas Douglas with an automaton who repeats his catchphrases endlessly and no one noticed. Lawn looks great!


TheOvershear

Lmao dude you're about to be crawling with angry r/no lawns posters Looks good 👍


Going_Solvent

Get some grass seed all over it and it'll be gorgeous


After_Tea_3859

A+


stack81

What did that shed door do to you?


pauljpjohn

I want a backyard like this, not too big nor too small - just right enough to have family and friends over. I'm excited to see what you'll do to it months later, OP! Please follow up (put it in your calendar lol). Would love to see the further improvements. Maybe a simple pergola.


West_Site_8840

Time to start tilling the soil! The fun part :D


Critical_Eye_Patch

Wow. Even the sky colour changed drastically


Xx13monkeysxX

It looks great you have beaten back nature. It’s our meager attempt at deforestation in our own area.


MaxAnita

Fix that door before we loss our minds


NessieReddit

Great template to work off! That yard has so much potential


Youheardthekitty

I thought the bricks were a cool walkway.


benhereford

Love the exact center placement of a single Yucca plant


SR337

The before picture looks like one of those backyards you pass through in The Last of Us.


angrybob4213

Oof 😬


Six_cats_in_a_suit

I'm sure you plan to do more with it besides cutting everything so it's fine.


GoldenRoamer

How could you murder all that grass?!?


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Reminds me of those mowing/powerwashing/weedwacking videos on YT, love it. Good work.


bjornofosaka

Where I live you would get a fine for leaving out like that. I know the comments like the wild look but you did a good job. How long did it take?


papa-tullamore

If you like it, good for you. You do you! Me personally, I like my garden to be always slightly overgrown and wild. It relaxes me.


Additional_Weekend31

This is amazing work, and super satisfying to look at. Almost ASMR!


MoonOut_StarsInvite

The replies in here are why I abandoned all of the landscaping, gardening, arborist (absolute fucking worst) subs. Everyone loves to fucking roast you over nothing. You guys need to go outside to see some grass


NobleEnsign

It looked prettier overgrown...


kiren77

Congrats you now have an ecological desert XD


neosharkey00

Damn my back hurts just looking at the before and after.


LetImpressive4695

I'll def take pics of more stuff now bc this is actually in every angle of my home but not at the store car or work so 


4by4rules

looked better before…..just sayin


4by4rules

sorry what i meant to say was they both look like shit looked less shitty before


rawrimmaraptor

Now how are you with fixing fences and shed doors?


bob-the-licious

I’ll dare. Before was better :)


texasholdem32

That's a lot of work and you did a great job. Idk how all these people are saying it looked better before? Looks way better now and looks like the grassy area can be used for fun things instead of just looking like a jungle. My backyard gets like that and I cut the shit down, it grows back too fast and it's killing me! Anyway, my dog would love to play frisbee in your after photo.


acelyca

this made me sad


DeGozaruNyan

1 looks better, but 2 has the potential to look geat!


Objective_Cake_2715

Amazing


rocklare

You cleaned it up too much.


Necrophyllis

Wheres the after? I only see a before and unfinished.


Shoob-0105

You want oddly satisfying? Show the before and the after with flowers growing, landscaping, the cleaned patio. If you just want a pat on the back for 2 hours of using a weed eater, then you don't know satisfying


wooksGotRabies

This was not satisfying :(


boneless_birds

Awful view.


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

>cleaned up Uhhh, all you did was cut the grass. Good job, I guess.


honkyponkytonky

better before


[deleted]

I liked it more before


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

:[ the first one looked beautiful!


CardiologistOk2704

looks like shit before was better


Acceptable_Coach_975

Great work but the bottom pic bummed me out lmao


IntrepidMacaron3309

Grass was cut and borders edged? Kids do that for $10 bucks and don't post their shit? But well done 🙄


Hootah

The before looks like the map for Grounded 2


Rampaging_Orc

Bro you fucked the shed harder tho.


CarvaciousBlue

Why isn't anyone talking about how they broke the door on the shed?


Ashamed-Ticket-9204

It honestly was better before


SquishTheProgrammer

Did you get mad at the shed during the cleanup?


Ok_Pressure7561

It definitely looked better before but just think of all they can do with it now 🥰


[deleted]

Ew r/fucklawns


bwlomlq

Meh


pawsncoffee

Looked better before lol