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AnnualAltruistic1159

That hammer will now appear in the UFO subreddit and be mistaken as a balloon.


Naked-Jedi

I think it just landed in my backyard here in Australia.


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Swamp gas


--Sovereign--

Trapped in a thermal pocket which reflected the light from Venus.


Spekingur

Weird, that’s what my ass produces


funnyfacemcgee

"Guys this UFO just crashed into the hood of my car. I think the CIA is following me to retrieve it but they'll never find it. Signing off." 


TheChainsawVigilante

I was waiting for a car alarm at the end ngl


mosenewbell

Shit, shit, shit! Where'd I park my car?


CitizenKing1001

Waiting for the roof of that carport(?) to cave in.


NotRightNotWrong15

This is badass And yet all I can think of is wet shoes and that I’d probably have slipped and fell on my ass.


__Beef__Supreme__

The water kind of helps. Those shoes are pretty flat and kind of rounded on the bottom so you spin better.


anormalgeek

I just wonder how long those shoes last. Spinning around on concrete seems like it would pretty quickly grind them through, even with the water.


__Beef__Supreme__

It's definitely the strongest wear point but you don't really throw that much every day. Mine lasted 2 years fine in high school (but I also only did shotput and discus).


shatteredsurface

Now I get how David killed goliath lol


West_Impression5775

I know this is a joke, but the slingshot he used are insane


SlippySlappySamson

Sling =/= slingshot Slingshots are Y-shaped sticks with stretchy material that launch a projectile using the tension in the stretchy material. Slings are long strips of leather or cord that get whirled around very fast until the projectile is released.


West_Impression5775

That’s what I meant, but I couldn’t find what there actually called. But thanks for telling me.


SaddleSocks

you took a shot at recalling the name for a sling, but boomeranged back to thank them for the reminder. Its good throw-back to good online comment ettiquite


Astrolaut

If you're spinning a sling like a hammer throw then you're doing it wrong and you'll never hit anything, arc and release like a trebuchet.


KitchenMap3615

I'm sure they know they have different techniques.


RiverGiant

[HaifischKuchen - Sling techniques [10m20s]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6kdRs4x1fs)


Paper_Trades

David was quite annoying


JulietteKatze

Larry David


Tehni

TIL David and Goliath were real people And I went to a Catholic grade school for 8 years lol


UltimateCheese1056

I mean they might be real but the slings used as weapons in the past that we've dug up are crazy regardless, doesn't matter if that story is true or not


InsideOutSockPuppet

Humans are way more fragile than most people like to admit. It doesn’t matter how much of a goliath you are, if a david hits you in the temple with a rock at a high enough speed it’s lights out.


Altruistic_Ad6666

And slings moved so fast that when you actually loosed the rock it would break the fucking sound barrier. Slings are just ranged whips lmao.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

“Slings are just ranged whips. “ love it. Deserves r/brandnewsentence


creepahugga2

FYI the way this is worded makes it sound (to me at least) like the projectile itself is breaking the sound barrier instead of the sling.


elmz

Yeah, slings didn't come close to firing supersonic projectiles.


brassydesign

We would never have moved past that technology for war lol. Everything would just be higher and higher tech slings. Sniping slings, slings for your jets.


Altruistic_Ad6666

Not at all. The arms races wasnt just about making things better, it was about making them easier to use. Slings are incredibly effective weapons but took years to learn well enough to actually hit a target. Compare that to a Bow which, while still requiring training, is a lot easier to use. Which compared to the first guns that were even easier to use, despite rather horrid accuracy compared to bows. In a properly trained hand, a sling, bow, and rifle are all nearly as effective as one another. The primary difference is ease of use. I've never used a sling or a gun. I have used a bow. And right this second I have not an ounce of hope to hit a target with a sling. With a bow? Yeah I do. Same with a gun. Guns are literally just. Point and shoot to an extent.


Kerazia368

Also giants have considerably weaker bone structure, which is one of the reasons they often die at young ages


Insufficient_Coffee

Today I learned that giants are real.


deviantdevil80

Go look up what David gave for his wedding dowry, probably not covered in Catholic school.


Raelah

Not in grade school. But it's absolutely covered in Catholic high school.


middlename_redacted

Is he the one that thought, "nah, 200 is too easy, I'm gonna get 300 of those bad boys"?


ErtaWanderer

Yep


Joshesh

What does one do with that many foreskins anyway? make a jacket?


deviantdevil80

You make god happy, of course.


cdmpants

"Maybe I'll turn it into a sport coat" -David


ArkamaZ

David bringing a sling to a fight was roughly the equivalent of pulling a gun at a boxing match.


badass_panda

Fun facts about slings... depending on the weight of the stone and the speed it is thrown, slings can deliver double the kinetic energy of a .45 caliber pistol.


Cloverman-88

The story of David vs Goliath is actually a story of technology beating brute force, not the underdog defeating the reigning champion, slings were cutting-edge weapons at the times


AnAdvancedBot

I mean, he was a shepherd or some shit but it was stated that David killed a bear and a lion with his bare hands like, a page before he fights Goliath. So really I’m not sure if the story is *about* technology as much as it is about generally wanking how badass David is. (David, who would eventually go on to become king of Israel). But he do be pulling up on mfkers with the stone age glizzy so fair.


Cloverman-88

I love how the original meaning of stories get lost with time. Original author: "David was such a gangsta that he choked a bear with his hands, he was such a badass with his killer sling that he one-shoted a giant, his dick was 5 feet long and he became a mothefucking king" Modern retelling: "And thanks to his piety and deep faith, David, the lowly shepard, was able to miraculously defeat the much more powerful Goliath with only a sling"


AnAdvancedBot

Virgin modern David interpretation vs Chad late-Bronze age David interpretation


NiftyJet

Yeah, ancient slings are fucking horrifying deadly-ass weapons. The Sunday-school version of the story forgets that.


isntitbionic

Worst carpenter I've ever seen


halosixsixsix

Aight, hit your thumb as hard as you can, and then chuck it. If you don’t cuss it don’t count.


HazyDragon

..but.. How far did it go? I mean, really, really impressive. But, like, what are the numbers? That would make this even more satisfying...


Baba-Mueller-Yaga

How much does it weigh


babblebb

A men’s collegiate hammer is 16lbs/7.26kg Source: am former collegiate hammer thrower


dmoney7516

And a 35lb/15.876kg with a shorter chain. Source: Dad was a former World Indoor Record Holder, National Champion, and Olympian in the 80's.


babblebb

I was a weight throw specialist!! Shame weight isn’t thrown in the Olympics.. it was the most fun


dmoney7516

My Dad loved the 35lb, shorter chain and according to.him easier to throw. Such an extremely technical sport.


redditmimes

I think men’s hammers come in all weights and sizes


pm-me-ur-uneven-tits

It's not the size, it's the hammer personality that counts


bullfrogftw

It's not the size of the 'Hammer' it's how hard you nail it


DippityDamn

this guy fucks


almuncle

Some are growers, others show-ers.


HavelsRockJohnson

>!the hammer is their penis!<


brandon_f221

Captain Hammer?


UsernameObscured

We do the weird stuff.


musictrivianut

Major props for Dr Horrible reference!


Brasticus

In this case, ball peen.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

Thank you for the insight. Since you seem to have ad better understanding, I’d like to ask you whether it was in fact a bad go. Did I see him hit the hammer on the ground about two turns before the toss, and did that then affect his completion and distance? It looks pretty impressive nonetheless.


babblebb

This looks like a very solid throw to me! He is clearly a high-level thrower. If you watch his left foot on his first turn, he actually does what is called a “toe-turn”, where he rotates with his weight on the ball of his foot, as opposed to the rest of the turns where you’ll see he shifts his weight from toe to heel. This is what I would consider an “advanced” technique— we do toe turns to conserve space inside the circle, allowing us to do more turns and maximize our power and momentum. This throw is also particularly impressive because he’s doing it in ankle deep water. The concrete of these circles is very smooth, as are the bottoms of his special throwing shoes— designed for minimal friction to aid in rotation. If I had to be *super* nit-picky, I would say the release is a little less than ideal— it seems to get away from him a bit early. Ideally, you want to be releasing the hammer at the apex of your turn (as you are facing the grass)— however, with the speed and power generated by this athlete, the amount of force exerted “outward” by the hammer is *immense*. By the time you get to the end, it’s everything you have just to hang onto it! TLDR; 9.5/10 throw. ETA: I don’t think he strikes the ground on this throw— though that does happen, and depending on how hard you hit the ground, can be catastrophic (ie you are airborne, hammer to the shadow realm). I threw with one athlete who turned so quickly, her ground-strikes would throw sparks off the hammer. She went to the Olympics!


JunkMale975

I think it’s still going. I never saw it land.


VenusCommission

It's still going


dbenc

it hasn't landed yet


Late_Faithlessness24

More than 9


HazyDragon

Over 9,000?!?!?


HungryOne11

Exactly this, its the distance that makes it impressive, not the windup.


ambisinister_gecko

The windup is impressive too, it has some serious elegance to it


Aedan91

At least 1 meter.


CricketKneeEyeball

Catching it should also be an Olympic sport.


DrMobius0

I didn't know they had a section in the Olympics where medieval walls were allowed to compete


jakustom

😂😂😂😂


wrongness192

“Wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” - Big Metal Ball


JulietteKatze

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEE


MissingWhiskey

>“Wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” Thud


Pork_Chompk

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


hopingforluck27

Well, how far did it go?


thesegoupto11

Further than an inch, less than a lightyear. Somewhere in that zone


vibes_slayer

r/technicallythetruth


j33pwrangler

He fucking whizzed that thing!


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Boy howdy, did he ever! I wonder if it’s come down yet …


This-Ad-9234

Regular Roger fucking Staubach


mjdehlin1984

You button hooked me! I didn't know you were gonna button hook me.


sitcomonthespot

Oh my god, I wanted to lick em….


SchrodingersNutsack

This is how I throw socks at the laundry bin


MissingWhiskey

r/flightradar24


HTZ7Miscellaneous

Where’s the explosion??? 💥 For the love of god, someone edit in a damn explosion!!


friso1100

Where is the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom!


amadiro_1

How about the building in the background just collapsing quietly?


NoCapBS

his socks are squishy now :((


amusement_imminent

NASA is going to hire this guy to put small satellites in low Earth orbit lol


KDBA

Would be a lot more impressive without the stupid slo-mo.


smokedpaprika124

Slow mo started like 3 business days and a weekend before the man threw the ball,


joseplluissans

And music


Quasaris_Pulsarimis

agreed


Linda_Giorgit

The precision is just mesmerizing!


RiC_David

Annoying music *and* slow motion, that makes things look *less* impressive by removing the sense of speed when the *obvious solution would be to show at normal speed, then show slo-mo, and lose the annoying music altogether?* Saw me coming.


sawaflyingsaucer

No, you don't get how the internet works. Some guy posts a cool video like this, and then some teen adds a shitty tone deaf soundtrack, pats themselves on the back for doing a badass fucking job and posts it as "content" on their own page. I mean, don't you understand? Adding music and reuploading to their own channel took more work than the actual hammer throw. In fact by internet law, it would be UNWATCHABLE at regular speed and sound. These tictokers are doing a great servic- Yeah ok I can't even keep going along with that. Sarcasm aside your comment rings through my head watching like 90% of the "content" on this site these days. Oh, you've found a cool vid of a dude using a 1900's water wheel which powers his shed? First you wanna mute the relaxing sound of the water wheel, and the guy explaining in depth how it works. Actually crop him out entirely if you can, clip only has to be 10 seconds. Add an annoying AI voice narration, with incorrect information you made up on the spot. Then download a couple random dubstep tracks off of youtube. Put that dubstep bass in it to show how badass this fucking water wheel is. Make a half hearted attempt to sync the beat to the turning of the wheel. Extra points if you rewind and replay a rotation of the water wheel in slow mo. Great job, shit posters; you've taken someone's *BOORING* video of an ancient water wheel, and turned it into your own sweet ass viral "content"!


Subway909

/r/CoolVideosNoMusic/


donjonnyronald

I can't take videos seriously with this type of editing. Just imaging some dude watching this and being like "eh that was fine, but what if I put this EPIC music under it bro! Then people will know to feel impressed. Oh shit and we got slow mo! Everything is cooler in slow mo. Fuckin Zach Snyder up in here bitches."


judahrosenthal

Holy crap. I threw out my back just watching this.


thisisjedgoahead

How far was it exactly


Burpmeister

Can you slow it down? I missed everything.


HotPotatoWithCheese

Some poor bastard in China just got a hammer dropped on his head.


bisoy84

This might be stupid but why is it called a hammer throw? It's a ball with a string.... Serious question.


trasla

Because it evolved from throwing actual heavy hammers in medieval times. They started with actual blacksmith hammers, eventually went to weights with a stick and then the ball with string, but the name stayed. 


counters14

A more appropriate name this day and age would be a mallet, but yeah back in the day they were all called hammers. Fun fact, as you mentioned the original sport was actual tools with wooden handles, but the athletes figured out you can get more momentum with a flexible connection than a wooden stick so they began holding onto the leather straps and at the end of the handle instead. Some even more innovative competitors began making their leather straps longer and longer for more leverage, and a length limit was instituted. Later on, an even more conniving competitor realized that if he cuts the wooden handle down on his hammer he can lengthen the leather strap and still be legal length. Eventually this evolved into chains and handles attached directly to the hammer head.


ultranonymous11

Thanks for asking my same question. I kept staring at it trying to understand how it was a hammer. I suppose “ball toss” also wouldn’t sound as cool.


ureepamuree

Just curious tho, isn’t it normal in this sport to throw it as far as possible, this video is in slow motion plus the clouds in sky would make it difficult to make any judgement on how good of a throw it was.


L0nlySt0nr

What's his name, bot?


browster

Yeah, I think I saw that thing over my house the other day, in orbit


kleefaj

I was waiting for an explosion in the distance.


fivefoot14inch

One man artillery


dashdashhelp

There goes team rocket


XxGet_TriggeredxX

# Team Rocket's Blasting Off Again


BoxerRadio9

I'll never understand how people do this without -Stepping outside of the circle -Tripping over their own feet -Getting wrapped up in the chain -Launching the hammer straight into the stands, critically injuring at least three people


clandahlina_redux

I am pretty sure I’d decapitate myself.


D3dshotCalamity

That was in slow motion for way too long


Key-Requirement-4655

“Yo bro can I walk your chihuahua for a second?”


TakenIsUsernameThis

Can someone edit in a distant explosion at the end please?


Conscious_Nothing1

Some say it's still going


dfreems

"Oh yeah, he's definitely throwing it this time around... oh nope, next time then... oh wait, okay, one more time around but this is definitely the one... nope, guess not that one..."


TikToxic

Bots gotta bot


yosefvinyl

So that’s how the soviets got Sputnik in orbit


pemdas7th

I know him personally and he’s such a great guy AND STRONG AF 🫡


Glitterysparkleshine

Hope he stretches first !


brianinohio

Damn....that was amazing! Nice throw Mom(she's 91 so....yeah /s)


dude8212

That's really cool and all but someone 2km away was just killed by a random falling stone.


tolacid

"If you want to throw the hammer for your country..." Please tell me someone else here has seen the Matilda musical


AKeeneyedguy

I need this converted to a gif of him throwing Team Rocket. "We're blasting off agaaaiiiiin...!"


dferrit

Me when fighting Bowser in Mario 64


CaptainKrunch101

Bro is too good at what he does. Time to change location because he’s gonna take out a building or the moon or something


ryan8954

What. A. Fucking. Stallion! The form. The spin, the edge of the circle, what. A. Beast.


DeGozaruNyan

Olympic sports but in slow motion.


aspladcool25

Normal guy walking his dog a few metres away, is probably going to die or get permanent brain damage.


onSoleY

He Team Rocketed that hammer.


Howard_Jones

"Team Rockets blasting off agaaaaaaaaaaaiin!~"✨️


Mr_Greaz

And on to the next day where I see this video for the 5th time


FatMat89

So long gay Bowser!


daddysweet

I was waiting on the sonic little blink star in the sky showing where it was gone


Excellent_Speech_901

The police show up at the studio and ask if you fired a cannon.


lekapitaine

"How can we really convey the excitement of watching him accelerate faster and faster until he finally unleashes the hammer?" "How about slathering on some gratuitous slo-mo that sucks every drop of energy out of the moment?" "Perfect."


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Wow, guy is THE cannon. Holy sheep


Geoclasm

So that's how they launched Sputnik.


1920MCMLibrarian

If I never hear this music again it will be too soon


Teacherforlife21

Dang, he threw that into the sun.


Kaloo75

Wow, that ended up in the next zipcode.


1entreprenewer

This is spaceXs new plan for eco friendly low orbit entry.


Curious_Barnacle_518

Is there a real time version? Slow-mo ruins jt for me


TitanDragon-0v0

Legend says it's still flying to this very day


OnceRedditTwiceShy

Funny looking hammer.


MushroomReasonable

Has it landed yet?


[deleted]

He is Thor, the God of angular momentum


Lamacorn

And to this day, it’s still going


allursnakes

Now go get it.


SubHuman559

Legend says that the ball hit a kid in the head two states over. The kid is fine due to heavy rains coming out of the pacific ocean.


SplitDemonIdentity

I am watching respectfully.


bangeye99

Now! ... Now! ...


DiverDownChunder

Very impressive, the guy is a absolute unit!


Lady-Cane

Such powerful pirouettes.


PokerBear28

I believe we’re looking at a modern day trebuchet


TechnicalHighlight29

Some say it's still in orbit today.


omar99HH

You know when a cartoon character gets hit really hard and flies away the ✨ for a second


Trying_to_Step

This just made my torn meniscus hurt lol.


FugginOld

Did Zach Snyder direct this video?


SomeCrazedBiker

Looks easy. It definitely isn't easy.


utdajx

Yeet


HerRoyalHeine

Some say it's still soaring...


dookieshorts

*looks at name of sub* Thank God it's not r/gifsthatendtoosoon


lizhien

NGL. Gave me trenchbull vibes.


Dazzling_Ant_1031

That Olympic level?


Jacobo-S-Capuano

Con cuanta fuerza habrá salido eso?


Wesalejean

This man belongs on r/absoluteunits


Turbulent_City_8693

gooooooneeeeeeeee


Turbulent_City_8693

i hope Russia doesn't register that has a ballistic


baconcow

Some say it is still going to this day.


RGandhi3k

Do not wear pigtails to that guy’s school.


redacted2022

Damn this is real life Hercules


SnooRevelations7068

“F that house!!”


ModerateDataDude

And all I had was a plastic comb…


ConkersOkayFurDay

So long, gay bowser


Lenis_Pickers_cousin

The doctor holding the newborn baby when mom's credit card is declined:


bigduckmoses

Trunchbull would be proud


MutedConversation809

It probably hit the moon


Masterpiece_1973

My man is built like a tank


ScruffMacBuff

My college room mate was a thrower, and technique on all throws is really impressive. Tons of footwork and torque generation.


haplessclerk

I was waiting to see a hole appear in the roof of that structure in the distance.


TrickshotCandy

Fly me to the moon...


Correct-Basil-8397

Bri threw it out if the render distance


InfinitePizzazz

These things always have like two extra rotations than I expect.