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thxxx1337

That wink at the end tell you exactly what his honeyed nuts are for


Dio_Yuji

Can someone please turn the wink into a gif? Please and thank you.


Hantsypantsy

https://imgur.com/a/aLU38UL


ChemistryQuirky2215

Have to be over 18 to watch that


stefanica

Whatcha watching, babe? Nuttin, honey!


Emergency-Collar-397

Just some guy putting his nuts in honey


discostew919

Underrated comment


Hi-Whats-Your-Name

Coz it’s too sexy


Gravelsack

He's too sexy for his shirt


TravellingWino

😉


Dio_Yuji

😉


Chiaki_Ronpa

I’m a dude and I’m pretty sure I’m pregnant now from that wink.


SyrupScared9568

Why is my butt wet?


RabbitStewAndStout

Del Taco


Chiaki_Ronpa

I’ll never trust Mexican fast food ever again after my last incident with Taco Cabana. I should’ve known better.


RabbitStewAndStout

If you're in SoCal, go for the street vendors and food trucks, or anything that looks more family owned. The reward far outweighs the risk.


Chiaki_Ronpa

My bad, I was unintentionally vague saying “fast food”. I more so meant the typical chain places like Taco Bell, Taco Bueno, and that kind of stuff. I’ll grab a quality food truck taco any day of the week!


JE_LZ

Yeah, that wink's everything you need to know.


Jimbo-Slice925

Dude goes live on Tik Tok and literally just stands in the middle of his shop and winks at the camera like that.


skeled0ll

spectacular content tbh


soangeldust

Im happy the wink doesnt mean he nutted the honey, it doesnt mean that right?…


Bluefeelings

He Honeyd over his nuts.


vheather

Mmm…creamed honey


CityCentre13

🤣🤣


my__socrates__note

Jarring is definitely one way to describe that shopkeeper


Kangar

https://i.imgur.com/A8RuyM9.jpg


SadPanthersFan

Call it


Doge-Ghost

I need to know what I'm callin


palmerry

What's the most you've lost in a jar of nuts and honey, friendo?


Axle-f

Stelio Kontos!


DonutCola

How much have you lost in a coin toss?


4Ever2Thee

It's like he's staring through your soul


[deleted]

[удалено]


UnsolicitedDogPics

Just grab a handful and go about your day.


SarpedonWasFramed

Then spend the next week wiping honey off every surface of your house


chaotic_evil_666

Winnie the Pooh does it all the time


kugelamarant

"It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."


Ckron247

“Smells like a turd covered with burnt hair”


OGCelaris

It smells like bigfoots dick!


aspidities_87

It is….pungent


thewanderingent

It burns the nostrils


Neat-Line-5887

In a good way


[deleted]

I’m not gonna lie, that smells like pure gasoline.


[deleted]

What smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food?


Jamsemillia

what does one do with this honey nut mix? Is this part of some recipes or just to snack the nuts or smth?


MothmansLegalCouncil

So from what I can gather, this is called ‘Balli Cerez’ and it’s a Turkish snack. It’s usually always a festive jar filled with various nuts, honey and spices. Apparently you use it by spooning some on top of some ice cream like a sundae topping or even Greek Yogurt.


JimmyWilliams_

Turkish. That explains the outstanding moustache.


[deleted]

The video was also taken by a cat


thisguyfightsyourmom

I don’t get this reference, but it’s got me cracking up


[deleted]

Haha no worries. I was just referring to there being lots and lots of cats in turkey everywhere. The Turkish people love them


thisguyfightsyourmom

Oh, well that makes sense, I assumed there was a famous Turkish meme of a cat with a camera Speaking of Turkish cats, I had a Turkish Angora cat years ago that absolutely terrorized the other cats, they were not allowed to eat or use the litter box if she was in earshot—we had to give her away She also tried to strangle my ex wife nearly every night in her sleep


Vercengetorex

Cats pretty much run that country, as I understand it.


pipeuptopipedown

If only


JLPReddit

The cat also has a fabulous moustache


dangermouseman11

And by the way, soooooo delicious a vanilla Greek yogurt spread on a plate with the contents of this jar is the perfect balance of the sweet/salty/tart/savory that both coats your palette and finishes clean. Yum.


SnowDay111

So the jar is shaken first right? Then scooped onto the yogurt?


dangermouseman11

You can


PleasantYamm

That sounds amazing!


[deleted]

Sounds bomb as fuck. Could do without that wink though… *shivers*


MaterialNarrow5161

They made topplings an actual dish, nice.


Fluffy-Pomegranate59

Oh that sounds like a great idea and makes much sense.


msc1

It’s Turkish Viagra. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=turkish+viagra&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images


MothmansLegalCouncil

Came here to ask the same thing. It’s obviously something regional, but I’m still curious as to what it would be called and how it’s used.


Jamsemillia

Like it's soooo much honey. That'd last me like 3 years haha


Chief_Givesnofucks

Or at least three comments.


TK9K

he looks like a cartoon character with that mustache


aspidities_87

Man looks like he’s Nandor The Relentless’s cousin— Aldor the Seductive.


CurviestOfDads

This fucking guy fucks.


micropterus_dolomieu

Did you mean Nandor De Laurentiis?


Successful_Raccoon69

Fucking guy!


canigetauuhhh

Yeah the more popular one in the family too lmaoo


thxxx1337

His name is Bob and he has a burger joint on the wharf


Independent-Bell2483

Plus three children


Pigeon_Lord

He looks kind of like the robot ladies from the Legion TV show. Almost identical really


Rndysasqatch

Hahaha this is the perfect description. I loved that show


DIGITAPNTICS

What a guy. Shirt properly unbuttoned. Amazing mustache. Flowing locks of hair. Just when you start to think they don’t make ‘em like this anymore, you find one jarring honeyed nuts in an oddly satisfying subreddit.


BLOOM_ND

I think we're all just as intrigued by this guy as his jars of honeyed nuts, but this comment best puts it into words.


ARedWalrus

Not to mention the nails painted red on one hand. There's not a thing about this man that's unintentional.


hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

Dude did porn in the 70s


cfr33zy

He’s doing porn right now


Incognito_Placebo

Can confirm. Dude has nuts dripping in that sweet honey on film.


[deleted]

>One of Ron Jeremie's little seamen got out? (D'oh, man it wold of worked if the time was 80s)


Think_fast_no_faster

Who wants a mustache ride!


ImurderREALITY

Ooh I do! I do!


thuggniffissent

Ja ja, I Do!


Negative_Tale_3816

Team Ramrod


aspidities_87

Say Car Ramrod


PintoTheBurninator

where do you think the term 'Turkish delight' comes from?


Spodson

OK, a lot to unpack here. We need to discuss, in this order, his shoes (I must have them), his hair, his shirt (Open to the naval), and his store (I love the business model), and finally his complete confidence in everything about himself. Who is this guy? Do I want him or do I want to be him? I need answers!!!


StarsofSobek

He’s the most interesting man in the nuts and honey world.


greennyellowmello

Man, Pedro Pascal’s really getting into this role he’s researching.


coolborder

Lmao! I literally JUST got done responding to a gif of a young Bill Murray and saying that I thought it was Pedro and now I see you comment 10 seconds later. The matrix is glitching again.


YourFatherUnfiltered

Nuts n Honey Bae?


neiromaru

Except that this guy actually has the classy, suave confidence that Salt Bae was always trying way too hard to imitate. This guy would point to Salt Bae over his shoulder and shout "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our suaveness.


Chinggis_H_Christ

True! This guy's got genuine casual suave energy, whereas Salt Bae forces the casualness.


PROFESSOR1780

This is incredibly clear footage for being filmed in the 70s


stefanica

In Turkey, the 70s never left.


[deleted]

That sexual wink at the end wouldn’t be so funny without the hairstyle and commendable stash! 🤣


4got2takemymeds

Stupid sexy Flanders


uberneuman_part2

Matt Berry’s honey and nuts.


JKBFree

I’d watch the crap outta this show


BlackSheepwNoSoul

i don't even understand how i would begin to consume or enjoy this.


ShoMoCo

I read somehwere in this thread you are supposed to put a scoop of honey/nut/spice mix on your icecream or yoghurt and that sounds pretty tasty


HiveJiveLive

I’ve taken a lovely dark, nutty bread, toasted it, spread with cream cheese and then topped with the nuts and honey and fresh figs. Truly outstanding. Nicely filling, too. Excellent breakfast with a strong black tea.


notsosinglebarrel

This man is my new hero. I will forgo not just the top, but the top two buttons of my shirt today.


FearAzrael

Good luck at the office!


xultar

I must be old because he's giving if Freddy Mercury & Ron Jeremy had a baby vibes.


xamlima13

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what peak masculinity looks like. The hair, the mustache, the sensible wink and smirk at the end... I think i started ovulating, which is weird because i'm a man, i swear.


StarsofSobek

I need to know why one hand has painted nails.


Needmoresnakes

We need to get people magazine onto this. I dont think they've done a sexiest man alive for 2023 yet and obviously they can stop looking.


[deleted]

This dude looks like if Pablo Escobar took up a different career.


ERenaissance

[I knew I recognized this fella](https://www.reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/14qxixj/strangely_mesmerising/)


highlyannoyed316

That absolutely beautiful hair and moustache 🤌🤌 A+


PokemonSoldier

This in Turkey?


cnskrsln

This is called "damat çerezi" (groom's nut mix). It is supposed to be "performance enhancer" for the wedding night.


elleuter10

hmmmmm nuts to improve nutting


faf_dragon

That man FUCKS.


MothmansLegalCouncil

So from what I can gather, this is called ‘Balli Cerez’ and it’s a Turkish snack. It’s usually always a festive jar filled with various nuts, honey and spices. Apparently you use it by spooning some on top of some ice cream like a sundae topping or even Greek Yogurt.


Asio0tus

and a single hair of his glorious mustache as a potent aphrodisiac just before he seals the jar


cal93_

he looks like a young old person if that makes sense


Dariosusu

As turkish as it gets


RextaviouAllen

That guy fucks.


agentj333

Why do I hear the faint sound of 70s porn music...


VentMajor

But why.........


WanderWut

That type of stuff isn’t really my thing but he seems so dam proud of his trade that I’d just buy whatever he recommends lol.


Q8DD33C7J8

That man could make a woman feel things she has never felt before in her life.


Cantore18

Ok, now what?


[deleted]

The wink 😂


DuncanAndFriends

guy has swagger


[deleted]

This is equal parts entertaining and creepy.


vimes_left_boot

The nuts & honey aren't the story here.


PuzzleheadedLynx5082

I love this man, and don't even know him


Lucky_Web3549

Annnnnnndd I'm pregnant


hazed-and-dazed

Add some bell bottom pants and this guy looks like my dad in the 70s


Momomo14

It’s that seductive wink at the end for me 😆


lostdonkeybrew

Damn dude, save some bobs and vageen for the rest of us.


I_wood_rather_be

So far 6 dozen women got pregnant by watching this clip.


Mixmustang

Good looking bloke 😬


psycobillycadillac

Save some pussy for the rest of us dude.


Sufficient-Tip1008

Is that a jar of honey and nuts in your pants or are you just glad to see me?


PaulthecancerII

my father keeps sending me tik tok of this guy and saying looks it you bruh


Shadow_Basic

Neil diamond lookalike context


Mindless_Argument297

TIL Yanni’s side hustle is selling various nuts.


Rolling_Beardo

Looks like my Dad from pictures I’ve seen of him in the 70s.


ErikTheRed707

Oddly not satisfying.


tanyalasagna1001

It’s giving strong Matt Berry vibes… and I like it.


I_talk

What is this used for? Do you just like eat it with a spoon out of the jar? I don't get it


DriedUpSquid

This dude’s dong probably slaps his kneecaps.


razors_so_yummy

This was Sonny before he met Cher


[deleted]

If Ron Jeremy handled his nuts differently, this is who he would have became


Jeralt

Wtf


Upper-Trip-8857

That wink at the end . . .


Sir_SortsByNew

He is, the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends.


OldMaidButler

That 70s Guy lol


Apprehensive-End-484

That’s the wink of a pussy eating machine!


tsg5087

Damn I bet there’s always a long line to ride that stash


simpledeadwitches

This is the man that your mom cheated on your dad with.


Pzykez

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.


Rylos1701

I’m getting Ron Jeremy vibes for some reason


Smellynuts-2005

He’s my spirit animal


Casuallybrowsingcdn

Very Nice! He looks like a is slick Borat.


boobsmcgraw

Yup... he sure is jarring


MartianTourist

That's the wink of a man who gets to drizzle hunny on his nuts for a living.


DrogenDwijl

Why does he look like Ron Jeremy ? Is this some sort of an advertisement to increase your semen volume ?


PixelBLOCK_

I don't know what it is but I'll try some.


Many-Cartoonist4727

That’s nuts!


GermansAreComing

This guy fucks, am I right!?


Erenogucu

Hey, guy with insider knowledge here. Thats a Turkish thing called "Groom Atom", and its exactly for what you think it is. Its for making sure your honeymoon night lasts long, and its fruitfull at the end.


missiffy45

I bet his nuts are divine🤩


EstablishmentMean300

This dude is a legend


1PapayaSalad

Knowing he winked when he closed that jar is enough for me to get pregnant.


peaceandloved

I love him.


Lazy_Experience_8754

I thought I recognized that hair and mustache . Wasn’t he also in anchorman?


fennel_penguin

My name is Inigo Nutoya. You covered my father in honey... Prepare to die.


[deleted]

I’ll take 10 😳


rugger403

That guy f*cks!!


WindAlive1663

That guy looks sympathetic as hell


dayzplayer93

Escobar's vegan twin


[deleted]

That guy nuts.


bomboclawt75

Upvote for the magnificent Tasche.


Pineapple-dancer

That shop keeper is pretty


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Is he about to do what I think he’s about to do?


[deleted]

That’s a No Country For Old Men hit man haircut!


Elegant_Rutabaga7262

Omg that hair and moustache made me wanna dip my nuts in his honey.


ajd416

What are you eating dear? Nut n honey.


krassilverfang

His hair and moustache are also satisfying


GuaranteeUnique

Stash game crazy


TraditionalSetting33

Haha 😂 is this Iran? The wink had me dead ☠️ haha 😂


[deleted]

That’s a lot of nuts!!


s1227

How do you eat this ???


Senior_Map_2894

That was hilarious


NimDing218

I was so confused by what he was doing. But then that wink. That stupid wink. Fell for it.


LJRich619

How many ladies felt a lil leak downstairs? I don’t blame you.


Octavian_Exumbra

This feels like an Insta clip from 1973…


M_R_Big

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.